Best of Jemaine Clement - FOTC

[ShadowofMeadow]

"Are you Bret? I'm a friend of Lisa's"

"uh"

"I heard you like to have a good time..."

Jemaine "I'm Bret."

[samanthatomcat]

"toned down a bit like prince if he was just going to the zoo or the supermarket"

[livee89]

Jemaine rules.

[Aimieemarshallx]

well you need to work on your people skills..

"shut up Bret!"

haha

[Funkzilla101]

6:19

[TheBren22]

Jemaine: so we look like a bunch of simon and garfunkul impersanators who don't look like simon and garfunkul

Murtay: it's a blessing really

I know it's in season two but still hilarious

[MEYERS3000]

1:00 ...Are you suggesting that wasn't actually David Bowie?

[azimuth457]

...doesn't work...

[P1kk3]

I would go gay for Jemaine.

[PSXGAMER22]

why the hell did they stop making episodes for this masterpiece??

[brainwashit]

@PSXGAMER22 i guess its a little hard do create the songs...isnt easy to make episodes because of that...

[JosephMuntz]

6:29 "Im Brett" lololol

[JosephMuntz]

lol at 0:46, picture screws up

[Multibonded]

I can't imagine FOTC if Jemaine had braces. His teeth make the show!

[HAWXWARRIOR]

dude the best of jemaine is every single second he shows up

[chadbrochillist]

Bret has not made me laugh once. Ever.

[LittleGregH]

6:33- 6:38 the best!! :D

[MrJako12345678]

"Shut up Tod."

[Mansellator]

"They call it a fly, cos it takes u up to heaven woh, woh

[Choopzilla]

5:56 what is he saying? "blah blah blah cause it takes you up to heaven ooowoooo"

[insidememories13]

@Choopzilla he's saying foux du fafa. it's a bunch of jibberish meant to sound french.

[betsw]

6:20 = best moment of all 2 seasons

[Ishlam]

Jermaine looks like one of the guys in Jurassic Park got eaten by T-rex

[murdoc562]

You'll never get, You'll never get, You'll never get to say..... hoob licka bon doo got it goin on when i see you wearin that thong blin gong see ya gettin on til the break of dawn dibbldingone with the panties on

[Tenchcnet]

kinda reminds me of Moss from IT Crowd

[0wnt1]

Casual Prince.

[tikipowa]

"i heard that you like to have a good time"

i love that jemaine just comes out of the side of the shot

[josh96827]

"its easy to fire you bret because you're my friend" XD

[ahdventuretime]

I can't believe you got the job and I didn't. - You need to work on your people skills. - Yeah shuttup Bret. HAHAHA

[pancake1567]

i hope to god they dont make a third series, looks what happens to such amazing series like these when they start making more than two series, they run out of ideas. Even the mighty boosh ran out of ideas in the third season, it shouldve stayed two.

[dmvgogo]

@pancake1567  i totally agree i wis the would put the mighty boosh bak on adult swin.

[wassup9]

it's a little upsetting that the highest rated comments on this video are about bret and murray and not JEMAINE.

who just happens to be the sexiest man on this show.

and whom i would marry this instant if he asked me to.

the glasses, the sideburns, the deep voice, the awkwardness.

PURE SEXINESS.

[feeber333]

the best part @5:40...got mad skillz!!

[diemondcutter]

I have season 2 but not S.1 yet and this makes me wanna buy it NOW. " The girls loves us, were like WHAM " . Here's hoping season 3 comes in 2011.

[dmvgogo]

@diemondcutter sorry 2 dash your hopes..but brett and jermaine arnt doing a season 3..they said its to much stress writing the show...but there still touring!

[TheHellbentnm]

Are you Bret? I heard you like to have a good time.

Jermaine: I'm Bret.

[EatMeBeatMeGirl]

'wear the funky funky eyepatch...BYE BRET!...Sorry about the table Brett!'

[nickerrides]

Should of put the part where he's in the bathroom looking at creme with his pants down lol

[TheKtinka]

"the girls love us, we're like WHAM!'

[sleepysmile8]

there there!! there there there there there!

[PowerhouseTom]

cmon sucker lick my battery XD

[DANGLER76]

000000100000011000000111

[SuperEnginerd]

@DANGLER76 That was dumb you just wrote 267 in binary code.

[seshysama]

no, he wrote the "humans are dead" solo, lol

[SuperEnginerd]

@seshysama I was just kidding you know

[Bestayyy]

Cmon sucker lick my battery BOOGEH

[realsaltlake26]

what episode is it when jemaine is like there there...there there there there there there? hahahahaha

[Suzmeister93]

i think its 'what goes on tour' from series one :) just bought the boxset, its sooo good

[Kane975]

"Sometimes my lyrics are sexist but you lovely bitches should know I'm trying to correct this" :)

Jemaine is God

[Blazinfistsoffury]

Don't say things like that.

[realsaltlake26]

i like jemaine best!

[Headbanger142]

Jemaine is the best!

[slye1991]

murrays still my favorite "don't be such a such a dick head" lol

[MikeAllenInDaHouse]

shutup todd..

[sppppooooon]

Can any one tell me what the image flash is at 0.44/0.45??????????

[Rynn57]

Its just them in the elevator from the scene before

[tokarev445]

unhuh baggette....

[helenkeller93083]

Ditto thaaat!

[maurigr]

The I'm not crying bit should be for Bret.

[Neo2234]

Great video just one thing missing. There was one part when Brett is just about to take his first bite of his hamburger and Jemaine asks if he is finished with it. Happens right after 1:10

[diemondcutter]

I like how u ended it, as if we were really watching the show. Loved It.

[DavidByrne007]

0:35 Doesn't work :)

[RedRose34]

5:42 - 5:49

:D

Which episode was that?

[KittyKattWack]

3:40 ahahah

[Esterztarz]

hhaahahh awesome as shiiite

[UltimateGuitarist17]

1:08 is the ultimate 1 man band!! hahaha

[fight4cal]

haha best part:

"I cant believe you got that job and i didnt." "well you need to work on your people skills" "Ya shut up bret"

[metalshredhead1]

Jemaine missed you Bret. Ugh, no I didnt! Jemaine missed you, NO i didnt! you did!

[helenkeller93083]

LMAO the "Brett" he constructs from the hair helmet, tennis racket, toilet plunger and other accessories. love it!

[tomoeinfinity]

BINARY SOLO

[Desdemona202]

1:00 haha

[TheFruitThtAteItself]

5:42

[Achilles41590]

5:42 lmao!

[fruitymonstahhh]

SANDWICH AT MY FACE!

haha

[woody1445]

david bowie is fucking class

[Yayasmovies]

i love the whole run with "Bret's bullimic", and "Ono I didn't!" i also LOVE the talking stove. "Ahh, let's bake a cake!" Jemaine's just awesome. just awesome, and I get to go see FotC live on sunday! YEEE

[lucybells0]

Is that Sally's face on Brett's shirt at 6:58?

[greatislandprod]

yeah

[2glassbottle2]

LOL 1:10

[jackstorm777]

"Don't be such a.....a DICKHEAD!!!!"

[PompousLummox]

You look like a... something, like a bananaballs

[lemongirlohyeah]

1:47 after Bret says "coz you were there" Jemaine does a an "Ahh" noise ~ its similar to "the talking stove" bit

Love these guys.

Love these clips XD

[petris112]

haha "bye bye david bowie"

[petris112]

AAH A SANDWICH AT MY FACE!!

[RENEEVEE133]

i love how he says "no i didnt" the second time (1:19), about missing bret. gaahh he is so adorable and sexy

[kyrakiwiblair]

what does jemaine say at 2:11 ??

hightive rudeness?

[kyrakiwiblair]

noo. not at 2:11

i meant at 2:09

[frando11]

height of rudeness

[Niecyniece68]

Height of Rudeness

[Lawja77]

height of rudeness

[RyanStilesGurl]

BUTTER =P yellow Dx

hehezz

<3 jemaine <3

[lemongirlohyeah]

How the HELL did bret keep a straight face at 5:43 - there is now way I could XD

"how many favourite quotes?

"too many to count

"favourite qoutes " XD

LOVE U JEMAINE !!

[angelicMisha]

Fabulous :D

[BradanKAnderson]

4:22 lmao

[artlovemusiclifee]

Ugh I think I'm obsessed. haha. And my brother's friend is friends with Jemaine and is making a new show with him called The Pen.

And so my bro has met him a bunch of times and has even been to his house.

Oh my god I'm so jealous >:/

[babyinblack]

if jemaine is doing the show with your brother's friend, does that mean jemaine''s going to stop making shows and touring with bret? O_O As in no more flight of the conchords tours... and no more flight of the conchords... hopefully not in any case..

[artlovemusiclifee]

I was worried about that :/

My brother said that Jemaine was moving back to New Zealand or something... ;o

[thefuckheadsgalore]

Uh, Jemaine and Bret go off and do their own thing all the time. They'll probably still tour together for a long time

[MightyMacGregor]

"i'm bret"

[bulgariansquirrel]

im a person brets a person, ur a person, that person over theres a person... therethere there.... theretheretheretheretherethere­there...

cmon sucker lick my battery... lmao

[Hemp420friendly]

you have to consider that FOTC use old material for season 1. They pretty much used all of it on season 1. All of the new songs they just recently wrote... they probably even had writer's for songs this season. Eh.. I still love em' and am seeing them april 30th.

<3

[maryfofary]

Seeing them April 6th!!!

:DDD

[snakeofvishnu149]

Seeing them May 13th!

[quickener22]

Ditto that!

[ruuspap]

Never seeing them! (Damn)

[samdhcameron]

3:15 - lmao!

[johnluvsluna]

hilarious series, pity season 1 was/is so much better than 2.

[jrcounselorlolo]

I disagree

[johnluvsluna]

Thats fair enough, everyone's views can differ, however you cannot deny that season two is only half the length of season 1, that alone is slightly dissappointing since we've waited a while for it.

personal favourite song of series 2 so far is "you don't have to be a prostitute"

[naran13]

omg seriously there's only going to be six episodes? BAD!

[johnluvsluna]

actually that was a mistake on my behalf, wikipedia has posted the storylines of only 6 episodes, however above this it claims the series will be 10 episodes in length, sorry of any confusion.

[naran13]

PHEW.

[johnluvsluna]

actually that was a mistake on my behalf, wikipedia has posted the storylines of only 6 episodes, however above this it claims the series will be 10 episodes in length, sorry of any confusion.

[fruitymonstahhh]

"there there...there there there there there"

lol

[naran13]

"that person over there is a person"

i love him so.

[billystewart4]

"We got it all.

The girls love us.

We're like Wham!"

Love it!!!

[mommyimhungry]

ohhh soo good!!!!

Bret: Well, thank you, on behalf of Jemaine and myself we'd like to thank you--

(Jemaine interrupts and mumbles)

Bret: Oh, well, on behalf of myself I'd like to thank you....

[silesiofra]

Hahaha! Excellent video. Another one of my favourite Jemaine moments:

Bret: You know Lisa? Well it turns out she's very aggressive.

Jemaine: Did she hit you?

Bret: No she wanted to go all the way.

Jemaine: I thought you already did go all the way.

Bret: No, now she wants to have sex.

Jemaine: *spits up drink* What gave you that impression?

Haaa! I love Jemaine

[evalicious66]

"I'm just pointing out that when you're in a situation where you're being mugged, you shouldn't leave your friend to die. Height of Rudeness"

One of my favourite Jemaine lines.

[raptors11111]

aha I love his rap at about 5:40. Wanna see you wearin that thong thong thong

[Alex66788]

"Well, you need to work on your people skills"

"Yeah, shut up Brett"

Bahaha I love that part, sounds like me and my friends! Lol!

[velvetcat]

"Height of rudeness."

[sonlikeykey]

jemaine is the freaking man.

[blinkandoverlook]

This is the best video on YouTube.

My favorite part:

Brett - Well it was a perfectly round hickey.

Jemaine - Ahhhhh, well...she had a perfectly round mouth.

[NZartfuldando]

BTW to all the non-New Zealanders watching this, when he talks about Judy Bailey giving him a hicky at school, why it's funny is becuase Judy Bailey used to be a news presenter on NZ tv.

[rakuencallisto]

hahahaha 6:30

there there.... there, there, there, there, there.

[soulcalibar3]

"i heard you like o have a good time"

"im bret"

haha god jermaine ur da bomb

[brooksimusmaximus]

casual prince

[MCRXWhoreXForXLife]

Jemaine is my New Zealander husband(:

MINE!

[STR4WB3RRYF13LD5]

sandwich in the faceee.

[HairlessAbe]

Jemaine forever.

[Lorebq]

ahhh I love Jemaine! but I would have added when Murray tries to impress thech support woman and says...this is my band ...whe are talking about upcoming gigs... and Jemaine says... "YEAH, THERE'S NONE" hahaha that is soo funny

[sksmspoo]

im bret

[dustbusta]

I would have added Bowie flying into the table and Jemaine pulling his pants up quickly in the bathroom. But really how can I complain after watching 7 minutes of awesomeness?

[BritainVthatsme]

That was a pretty thorough compilation. Bravo!

[AlexHammer1]

I can't believe you got that job and i didn't.

You know you need to work on your people skills.

Yeah shut up Bret.

[Salvus967]

"it was exactly the same size as a vacuum tube" hahaha that part makes me laugh.

[aznbabessz]

lmao it was a perfectly round hickey. she had a perfectly round mouth anyway!

[ada2247]

"you look like a...a something, like a banana balls"

[Chully109]

I heard you in the bathroom being a little bit bullimic...

[baleistheshit]

'ono i didn't, ono did i!' lol

[Mehman174]

"kinda like prince if he was going to the zoo or to the supermarket" ahahahaha

[f1nuts]

Are they coming back or what?

[themann454]

"yeah shut up bret"

[Herzeleid3000]

"Is it cause I'm too dangerous? Cause you think I'm just gonna ride outta this town the same way I rode in and when I go, I'll take your heart with me?"

*shakes head*

"No? Slight concern about that though maybe?"

[lyn2251982]

i love Jermaine.  i want to have his babies!

[ezrabarham]

I saw FotC's in Hollywood. I got a hug from Jemaine, we had a moment.

[DRIFTR]

lol " she told me you made a move"

"well you didn't,"

" because you was there..., im never going to bring you on a date with me." hahah

[bigballbubblehead]

ohh leggie blond you got it goin on, wanna see you wearing that thong thong thong,

see you getting on to the break of dawn,

(mumble...) Panties on!

classic!

[LeoXmayhem2]

Everything Jemaine says is classic..come to think of it.. Bret too.. Anything anyone does in this show is amazing.

[putabananainurear]

i agree as well. love FOTC!

[kryopsychi]

ugh! this isn't prince--lmfao

[palermoboy426]

OOOOO HEEER

[NZartfuldando]

Yea New Zealand is the best country in the world!~!

[dougie097]

rolf

slightly concerned about that maybe

[wildberrii]

hey thanks u picked all my fav moments, some of which r never included elswhere go you

[MissLillie1012]

i'm bret

:P:P

[nicopico10]

4:25.....the funniestof all

[amphibianTEEF]

lolz pause at 00:45

[klickenpod]

"you lovely bitches should know that i'm trying to correct this."

AHHH I LOVE HIM! With all my little heart :)

[Syvule]

God, this show is HILARIOUS!

[Zoroasterrrr]

The media monkeys and there junky junkies will invite you to their plastic pantamine...

[chococat246]

Throw their invites away! :D FOTC owns.

[nwaibe1]

ahhh..of course i was there..

[hardstreetbambi]

hahahaha

head moves forward..."i'm brett"

[MAYALL10]

A hickie from judy bailey - what a farking crack up!!

[kaiser1015]

"ohno I didn't!"

[Hanxero]

"Sandwich hit my face!"

[dougie097]

"Hmm slightly concerned about that maybe"

"I'm Bret"

[strokesjunkie]

*leans forward* "I'm Bret."

HAHHAHAHA!

[jafaprincess]

Me + Jemaine = Shotgun Wedding

[kiwikevdog]

fuck i love these guys!

[jamycrothers]

"IT doesnt work........."

[PartTimeModelWaitres]

I'm more than slightly concerned about how dangerous he is.

[s1234520]

that person over theres a person

"that sandwich hit my face!" lol

jemaine is so funny!

[TheShinyDemon]

"There, there"

"There, there, there, there, there, there"