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  • "Topical and controversial comedy" - LOL!

  • Who would call Hitler a bastard? Sounds downright strange to me.

  • Woo I apparently live in Narnia, aint that cool? :D

  • Love the map :)

  • How could he have missed mentioning that Schwarzenegger is Austrian??? There sure was a joke there just waiting to be told!

  • the madonna at 60 impression made me chuckle hahaha

  • LMAO xDD

  • "You must be this bitter to go on the rides" LOL

  • losing half of your stuff twice. That's one fourth buddy. I'm a nerd. ): Craig still makes me laugh more than most talk show hosts.

  • Seeing Craig in person is a personal treat. He is much more handsome in person and the atmosphere at his show is a crackup. I love his humor.......though he can be equally serious at times, and is so intellectual. What a combination. Never dull.

  • @oldikins I'm going to see him (hopefully) in October! I can't wait! Does anyone know if he's fairly easy to get an autograph from after his shows? Thanks :D

  • @AshLuvsJonnyStew Are you going to see him at the taping of the show, or at one of his standup shows? He does not do any autographs after the tapings.......once its over, he thanks everyone and is gone. I have also heard that he sneaks in before the tapings with a wig on. Not sure if that is true or not. I have not seen him in standup so don't know what his choice is there, but I have a friend who is going to see him soon. Will let you know.

  • @oldikins - I'm going to see him live at a stand-up show :)

  • @AshLuvsJonnyStew  You might have a chance then. Good luck! At the studio in Hollywood, they don't even have any merch with his name, only the show. Even though they have a Drew Carey bobblehead doll! They should have one each of Craig, ................. and Geoff Peterson!

  • @oldikins Is it even possible to be more handsome than this? At all events, if ANYONE could do it, it is certainly Craig Ferguson. You're so lucky to have seen him!

  • Please join my Facebook group "Give Craig Ferguson an Emmy for The Late Late Show!!" ;) You can follow me on the tweetie-bird as well: @MsFredriksson

  • fuck you! hell we're no oompa loompa country... but still funny...

  • jantheman18 other countries have big buildings aswell

  • I just watched tht vid for like the 10th time and i was still bursting with laugh.

    PS. Bush does not type better than me...a chimpanze types better then him.

  • Learn how to type, then you can insult whomever you want.

  • I'm laughing now ... I am "only" 59 ... so I got another year hummm ??? Like the future of Madonna ...Express yourself... wet yourself....haaaaaa...haaaaaa.­.that was great ...tks. Craig :)

  • hahaha, nice, I just found out that, apparently, I am a proud resident of..... BOB :)

    great show, by the way :D

  • Hahahah...the guy's well funny. Scotish accent is great for comedians. I actually live in Scotland(Tho i aint scotish) and i have to say its nice to see a scotsman making a name for himslef in the dumb U.S.

  • yea so did sean connery and gerard butler. its not like we're exclusive. there are quite a number of u.s. celebrities that come from europe. and several other places as well. we're not dumb.

  • obviously you did mean offense jantheman 18. first of all what difference does it make that he's from texas. you don't know one thing about texas or texans so can ignorant bullshit. second of all we all did not elect george bush. 3rd, contrary to popular belief, american presidents are not elected purely by majority of the people. n hindsight is 20/20 isn't it? who knows obama could prove to b worse than bush. how r we supposed to know?? fuck, craig chose to become a citizen, enough said.

  • "Stupid Texan low life" as he may be, he probably types better than you. I don't mind you insulting America, especially not calling its people stupid, but if you're going to, you better at least not make yourself look stupid in the process.

  • We do not elect based on popular vote. We elect based on electoral college. Controversial, yes. But that's how it is.

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  • I was so sure he was gonna say Joseph Fritzl was from Austria.

  • Hilarious! I hear ya Craig, been thru the big D twice myself. Carlin used to do a hilarious routine on divorce called "The Divorce Game" it was a tv show with stuff like "alimony dartboard" and "spin the custody wheel". Yep, I'm up for the Divorce fair in Austria too!! Sign me up.

  • arnold schwarzenegger is also from austria :p

  • Never-Never Land, Narnia, Spice World,Austria, East Austria and BOB?!? Hahah XD

  • ferguson should do a stand-up

  • He did. It's called "A Wee Bit O'Revolution" It's on DVD now

  • oh god, the map just got me laughing so hard! i'm still giggling. Craig is always a good pick-me-up!

  • I love his Goegraphy.

  • That's right, I called Hitler a bastard! Someone had to do it!

    That's awesome.

  • Tar-har. Umpalumpa country ^^

    Now just where it says "Neverneverland"? That's Germany.

    Greetz from Austria

  • i love craig :D :D

  • "i've lost half my stuff TWICE. I technically now have NOTHING. "

    fantastic lol

  • noo, he's not english. He's Scotish.

    US immigrated

  • She is already singing I wet myself XD

  • Craig rocks! BEST EVER!

  • He's the best late night comedian period.

  • @gozimus -- agreed...ALWAYS funny. I love Conan but sometimes his humor falls flat, whereas Craig ALWAYS has me dying of laughter :)

  • ferguson is thee best late show host...the others are just gimmics

  • i like him and letterman.

    i never really watch leno or conan.

    ocassionally kimmel

  • You never seen the Conan Baseball skit, thats flipping awesome, search for it on You Tube!

  • Kimmel is funny, but not as funny as Craig, Conan is gone, and Leno doesn't probably remember when he wrote his last joke

  • i need my space mountain. hahaha.

  • why isnt he on foxtel in australia?? i would watch every episode

  • i'm glad that late night with conan o' brien is over. don't get me wrong - i'm a huge conan fan and i want him to come back on. but for me, craig has always been second and it's a shame that until now i haven't been able to watch him since conan is on at the same time. :D

    come june, it will be conan and then craig... i get hot just thinking about it.

  • Craig pwns Conan

  • i like conan, too, and i was also having to choose between the two or go back and forth for the last few years. it's awesome i get to watch both everyday starting june!

  • hes so dam funny so much better than letterman or chin

  • I can't believe it!

  • You look so good in black Craig

    CBS tell him to wear black suits on the show--that is so sexy

  • Spice World! ahahahaha! XD

  • Dangerous creature from austria? Arnold!!

  • Oh man, watching this makes me wonder why I watch Conan. Maybe I'll convert...

    Actually, I guess I'll be able to watch both of them when Conan moves to the Tonight Show! =)

  • Conan won't be part of the tonight show.

    Jay leno is not going to retire yet. :D

  • Conan is a moron. Can't believe he's still on TV, and guests will actually go on his show. Craig is funnier than all the other late night hosts combined!

  • Conan's not a moron. He's fantastic at playing along with the audience's reactions, and his interviews are a little less... awkward than Ferguson's. But you can't beat Craig's monologues. I guess it's because they're less structured or something.

    I don't know. Thinking about who's better takes the fun away from watching them both. ;)

  • very very true

  • His humour is humble and very scottish, Glaswegian look at other comedians from scotland like billy connolly very good they are too.

  • wohoo austria got mentioned in the late late show!

    i can die now! :D:D :P

  • yeehaa!!

    da is mir sogar oompa loompa wurscht!

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  • he is so freaking funny... and my goodness do I love the scottish accent. It's my all time fravorite accent!

  • i live in bob

  • he makes me laugh

    so hard i love watchin him

  • yeah me2, i wished i could watch him live from europe^^

  • I love Craig's thinking process...it reminds me of mine.I never thought it as funny until someone points out to me that it is.And when I think about of what I just said, i start laughing.

    Hope they move Craig's time slot earlier or I will just catch it on Youtube.

    and yes Hitler was a B...

  • lucky! i wish i could think like craig he's hilarious and i have alot o' respect for him

  • OOmpa Loompa! I laughed so hard :D

  • LMAO

    "PRESIDNET BUSH CONFUSES AUSTRIA WITH AUSTRALIA"

    I laughed SO hard

  • 'one of those oompa-loopma countries'

    LOLOLOL

    i didnt know i lived near narnia and never-never land. =D

  • i never new my cousin lived near narnia and never-never land......

  • Hitler you bastard.....THATS RIGHT I SAID IT!!!

  • Actually, Russell Crowe is from New Zealand.

  • yeah, but he's very good at keeping it quiet!

  • well its more like he has 25% of his stuff

  • that's exactly what i was about to say!

  • haha around 2:20, he'd actually have 1/4 of his stuff, not nothing.

    im not a nerd, i swear :)

  • You're not the only one who noticed that. But I think that was part of the humour.

  • actually - if he divorced both at the same time, and they both took half, he'd have nothing. i know, i'm a nerd for arguing this

  • It's unlikely to have two wives to divorce from at the same time :).

  • UNless your mormon.

  • drew carey did it! it was actually on the drew carey show, but it was EPIC.

  • if they didn't divorce him at the same time, he'd have a quarter of his belongings..

  • oh my I feel kinda honored that he mentioned my country haha I feel stupid... craig rockz

  • so are you from east austria or just austria? Lol

  • the real austria haha

    not australia or east austria :D

  • isn´t he from scotland?

  • ah lol IDK

  • yeah he is

  • Half a haunted house

  • htler was a fuckin cunt caused a lot of unnecessary death

  • well done, has it taken you this long to realise

  • So did Bush

  • lol "narnia, bob"

  • "I need some space Mountain"

    HAHA!

  • lol that was a good 1!

  • ahhahahhahahahahhahahahha D::DD:D clutching ur knitting :))))

  • ha, one of the absolute best...

  • Italy is Spice World, lol.

  • I love you craig ferguson!

  • That map was so dhfuszhfynhv9hahaha. Loved it.

  • "I need some Space Mountain".

  • I cant believe he called hitler a bastard!

  • Narnia! hahahaha!

  • Haha oh my God, this one was HILARIOUS.

  • where is lisa rinna fish i saw it on that map before

  • Hahah, seems I live in 'Bob'.:D

  • SCOTTISH HUMOUR HAHA

  • FUCK HITLER

  • Holy cow, I was at the filming of this one! The guests were the ex president of Mexico who used to drive a coke truck and some blonde actress who did not like Craig at all!

    Ace comedian- he makes presenting look effortless.

  • scots ROCK and are CUTE

  • TRUE HAHA CHEERS

  • sooo true isn't he cute john mcavoy is too

  • mmmmmmmmmmm... yes! he was on the late late show once...I think Craig deemed it the "scottish vaccuum of charm" or something lol

  • yep that was funny i love raig but i haven;t watched im latley though

  • *james* mcavoy :D

  • he is the best i have seen in years. one of the most polite talk show hosts ever.

  • He's funny. Hooray for Scot humor!

  • You know I dont think any other president in American history would have confused Austria with Australia. He is truly unique.

  • LOL unique is the word

  • oi cbc we need more craig videos ya hear me..u gotta be fair..there are lots of letterman videos around but not many craigs'

  • funny guy:D

  • Thats Glaswegian humour. Very fast and witty. Very unique.

  • Then we Belgians have Glaswegian humour as well xD

  • Oh my, he's funny. European humor ftw! :D

  • Sigmund Freud was also from Austria.

  • yea, and Mozart was too ;D

  • not to forget arnold schwarzenegger!(+me)

  • You dont have to mention Arnie, he allready said Hitler.

  • As well as most of the Holy Roman Emperors of the german nation from the 13-18th century, therefore "leaders" of old europe and the known world.

  • we don't have that either. i'm from slovakia. god damn it. that's exactly what i have to do: look for these videos on the internet. but i don't mind actually. i think i'm lucky i have a possibility to watch it. eventhough i can't comfortably sit in front of the tv and just watch it. by the way, THE HOT MAN OF LATE NIGHT ROCKS! we have THE MAN out there, people. keep it up craig.

  • Finland loves Craig too! :)

  • Oh yes we do :)

  • Absolutely. ;)

  • without a doubt. and at thebiggestmoviefan, you ever thought about downloading the full shows? =) then just burn on a cd or dvd and watch from your tv just like you would if they came here ^^

  • ya man! - Hitler is a bastard! - Greez from Austria ;-)

  • Bush is so stupid.

  • I laught my ass off!!.. Umpa Lumpa Yodeliyadolireahoidelei... fuck off !!!

  • it is really bad that we can not see this show in aústria!!!, but welcome austria or echt fett or die liebe familie are not so bad in the orf

  • Liebe Familie sucks :D

    the best austrian shows in my opinion: Sendung ohne Namen, MA 2412, echt fett, or Dorfers Donnerstalk

  • its so great. i love the show but of course we don't get it on tv here in Austria. So, I check out the short videos here or on the cbs website. LOL, check out the map: Austria between Narnia and Spice World.

    btw: no kangaroos in Austria

  • thank you craig i thought it and i sez it too

  • what the hell

    lol

  • i'm from austria too and i love craigs show. it's to bad, we can't watch the whole thing on tv. greets from the umpa-lumpa country!

  • well we like him in Holland too ;)

  • sounds like i'm not the only austrian who watches this guy.

  • The whole Monologue was lovely and hilarious as always. What a pity he's not really coming to Austria... but then again, he's hardly known there. On the other hand: how many Americans know ORF shows? Well...

  • hardly known? i think im probably about the only Austrian who knows of him haha

    and thats only cause i accidently saw his show on TV once when i was in Los Angeles anyway

    by the way youre just studying in Vienna and arent originally from Austria are you?

    and about the ORF shows: most americans wont even know what ORF is

    but they should, theres a few ORF shows that are really good (like the "Sendung ohne Namen" for example) ..though i guess none of that stuff is available in english

  • About the austrian TV shows: nay, can't really translate them. Austrians have a very odd but hilarious sense of humor. Or (one of my favourite austrian words) as you say: it's "tiaf" :D (means something like 'ribald' I'd say)

    And yes, you're right - I'm not Austrian. Just living and studying/working here. Heading towards GB (Bonnie Scotland...) and/or Ireland by given time again. But I feel pretty assimilated here :)

  • where are you originally from, UK?

    PS tiaf = tief = low :)

  • Yes and if relating to any kind of performance tiaf means a low or primitve level of humor

  • by the way since i am from Austria and live in Vienna myself, i specifically enjoyed this monologue :D

    (but i enjoy all of Craig's monologues)

    was nice to hear he recognized the beauty of the country when he was here in Vienna (shame i didnt meet him... should have told me hes coming, that bastard - YES there i said it!!)

    PS for all americans: THERE ARE NO KANGAROOS IN AUSTRIA

    =P