SecularOpinion : King Poet

[TheNewEnigma]

Your a riot, but yeah i think von can ruin himself for now. However after 3 years of watching him i got an itch to make a vid regarding him.

[k0vert]

Thank you for not saying see-rup.

[XangeloftheoddX]

hail the king of kanada! :D long live his great poetry and maple syrup!!!! :3

[carsieplg]

there once was a guy named von he thought he was an earl but he just liked 13 year old girls who he want to cover with pearls but in the end all he made her do was hurl

there once was a guy he thought he was built like a tank his wife was as thick as a plank and by god the house stank his mom was a crank because she said his place was mank things where so bad that poor old vlad went a wee bit mad even though he was glad he was still a yank

[STRAiGHTjAKETzPSyCHo]

Beautiful! Hail to the king baby!

[shawneci]

ive been waiting for more of your ancient history series... - u crapped out on that big time!! Why not do a video on a ancient text, I'm reading Herodotus right now top notch literature! even some stuff on poems - how much do u know about Greek poetry or playwrites? or even about history? im an ancient history buff but id enjoy anything historical. cmon teach us something we might not know.

[SecularOpinion]

@shawneci yes, i did crap out on that. With all the drama this summer i kind of lost interest, but I'm looking forward to working on some non-vonhelton videos this fall....

[TheRemedy2012]

This whole thing is getting to weird even for me peace out

[Craxblorg]

There once was a man who would dare, to put feces throughout his kids' hair. His name was Von Helton, he left his spawn meltin' away in the stuffy high chair.

[homerbear46]

I write shit too Sec (Your Majesty), that bitch MOD was saying I has no talents, what do you think of this?

Feet and ass swolen, can't get a job, sucking on e-cig with a toofliss gob,

Can keep ghosts outside, cos he's a priest, & in no way a child-grooming beast.

ooooooohoooo & I luuuuuv UUUUUU =D

Kids in FosterCare, failing to thrive, hair full of shit & just barely alive.....

Mouse banged old Alice, last chance saloon, variable back-stab, Von's faking the moon.,,,

ooooooh and I luv u.

=D

[GoongalaGoongala]

NEVER CROSS THE GOAT KING!!!

[maleslave1]

Epic truly put walt Whittmen to shame

[maleslave1]

Herseys say thanks for the ad

[maleslave1]

I wish I had one

[the7thwreck]

Im am now addicted to 'Reeses cupcakes'....Im English. For some reason they have started selling them everywhere.....VON WAS THAT YOU???

[mr94hitman]

Such fine words have I never heard before, I must know my dear ol king of Canada, where can I find more of your work? lolz

[misterbig290]

does the king of kentucky like your poerty?lol...oh i guess not he want to throw u in jail for talking about the truth as we all see it.von cant handle the truth,

[GODSDARKFIST]

hahaha

[NaySayerGeneral]

"The teeth actually slow me down" fucking legend!

Loving the poetry you milk bag sucking king you.

[sheri226]

Your Royal Majesty.. sorry I keep missing your blogtv's, please spare my life! I'm not sure why I'm not getting a text when you start a show.. hopefully I'll catch you next time :-) Love the poems!!! You're not THE KING for nothing!!

[theracemixer]

LOL 

[Tommyr]

LOL! I nearly cried hearing your poetry! Feel free to use this one!

There once was a man that ate Reeces

From his face he spewed out lots of feces.

He drank Mt. Dew and began to spew,

"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it."

[lardo444]

lol

[daddyoca69]

hahahaha molester again lol



[daddyoca69]

@daddyoca69 while plain with the hair on my chin...

[35THIRTYFIVE]

Do yo publish your work?

[PYSCOPOMP]

I guess Von is going to have to go trick or treating this year for his supply of reese.

[DrDissent]

I still don't my card and you're sporting a giant red and white beer stein with high grade maple syrup. You really know how to rub your royalty in don't you?

Thanks for the reading, I shall order one of the Martian scribes to carve those royal words on a giant obelisk and have it placed on a mountain in Kentucky. Hilarious actually!

[AmericanAviator]

My liege!

[andrew10204]

Hail to thy king!

[mc28x]

Is that Mountain Dew in that mug ???

[glasseay]

yaaih