"...I received order directly from Miscavige, Marc Yeager, Ray Mithoff, Sandhi Wilhere&Hansuli Stalli&others, to misuse the Hubbard Tech to create extreme mental&emotional distress&insanity in persons. I was instructed to security check or, 'sec check.'We used coercive mind control techniques of sleep deprivation, starvation, dehydration&denial..."-Andre Tabayon(ex marine and former sea org.member)C V 916426 HLH (Tx) or just google his name.
Hey man your hilarious good work, Tom Cruise is a disgusting piece of shit, less than scum. He thinks he's out there to clean the planet or some shit, he ACTUALLY thinks he has some kind of powers, and it saddens me to hear Will Smith is a scientologist, it really does.
fuck will smith too? damb i had hopes for him, looks like all the celebs are just looking for a fancy cult to join. i can just imagin they're sales pitch for scientology "seriously, god, like come on man one man person couldn't do all this........ it was aliens... :|"..... of course how could i be so blind
We must DESTROY Scientology! They are DANGEROUS! But guess What? Jesus and Allah are as fake as Xenu! The Bible and Koran are ancient fairy tales. Yet MILLIONS have been KILLED in the WAR between Christians, Muslims, and Jews. A never-ending BATTLE over IMAGINARY gods. The "holy" bloodbath rages on. Serbia, Israel, Palestine, Gaza, NYC, Iraq. But you are worried that Scientology MIGHT have been responsible for the death of Lisa McPherson? Please worry about your own religion!
Ok... seeing this (which was an accurate depiction of the real thing) I have come to the conclusion that Tom Cruise was brainwahed into this psyco cult so they could get more money from honest American taxpayers. And thats just wrong in my eyes. Dont you agree, ladies and gentlemen?
'whackobility' of scientology as much as it was to point out Tom Cruise's complete inability to articulate his views without coming off as 'lost'. Even dullards can make a pretty decent argument for any agenda given enough practice. Thomas Jefferson he is not.
If you want some really intelligently funny Tom Cruise check out EonNeonFilms "Tom Cruise Revealed...". And to think that this guy gets 15,000 views for this amateurish stuff?!? Is there some kind of trick? Anyway EonNeonFilms is really the best.
Scientology is weird. But Christianity is absolutely reasonable. For example, Christians believe in invisible creatures like angels, demons and even a nasty devil. They believe God once killed everyone in the entire world! Even the little babies! But He let one family survive. Then He sent an invisible ghost to impregnate a virgin lady. She delivered another part of god called Jesus. Why? So Jesus could be killed! Why? So Christians, but only Christians, could live forever! LOL! Mass Insanity!
LOL this is hilarious! I laughed non stop, especially the part of 'roads, the line that separates left and right on the road, we came up with that one'
Funny...you got him dude. But Tom Cruise is actually the authority on making your video better. He's the inventor of Al Gore, who of course invented the Internet.
JACK BLACK.
JESSECKA 1 year ago
you are an ugly bastard
writertrump 2 years ago
You look just like him!......lol Just kidding! This gets really funny after 1:00. Good job!
ThePerviestPerv 3 years ago
Thank you Tom Cruise for putting yourself
out there and subjecting yourself to
all of these hilarious parodies!! What a
fun way to spend an hour or two! lmao!!
You so crazy tommy boy!!
paulusmagirl 3 years ago
TOO FUCKING FUNNY
lx9998 3 years ago
f'n hilarious. crackin my shit up.
chaoticharmonymusic 3 years ago
I think I've watched this at least 50 times already! Too too funny!! Loved the crazy laugh!
Merex76 3 years ago
the best!
camperkid 3 years ago
dude u look sooooo much like jack black make a vid of him
xvxvxvxvxvxvxvxvxv 3 years ago
that is absolutely fuckin hilarious!!!!!
mrsole1 3 years ago
This is awesome.
Anon770 3 years ago
Oh my god! The part where you start crying is killing me, it's so funny. Reminds me of the late great John Candy.
Jokermanhere 3 years ago
Or Jack Black?
zoltai9 3 years ago
Excellent!!
larsodal 3 years ago
I like this vid. You're very funny. Thanks for posting it."....Hello my baby, hello my honey..."LMAO.
ColectvIndvidulism1 3 years ago
May Xenu have mercy on your soul because he will have none on your mortal flesh.
fatkidsgettinghurt 3 years ago
"...I received order directly from Miscavige, Marc Yeager, Ray Mithoff, Sandhi Wilhere&Hansuli Stalli&others, to misuse the Hubbard Tech to create extreme mental&emotional distress&insanity in persons. I was instructed to security check or, 'sec check.'We used coercive mind control techniques of sleep deprivation, starvation, dehydration&denial..."-Andre Tabayon(ex marine and former sea org.member)C V 916426 HLH (Tx) or just google his name.
pOopyMcscoopscoop 3 years ago 2
i like the way the whole youtube reacted the his vid with all kins of parodies! )))
dAvrilthebear 4 years ago
You forgot Walkie talkies!
russradicans 4 years ago
This is even better than the Tom Cat Serious Cat video. Seven stars.
SlowAndSteady2 4 years ago
They asked me... "Have you ever met an SP?"
bonsaibonanza11 4 years ago
great parody at chinocash!! check it out!
chinocash 4 years ago
Hey man your hilarious good work, Tom Cruise is a disgusting piece of shit, less than scum. He thinks he's out there to clean the planet or some shit, he ACTUALLY thinks he has some kind of powers, and it saddens me to hear Will Smith is a scientologist, it really does.
Jarredlol 4 years ago
fuck will smith too? damb i had hopes for him, looks like all the celebs are just looking for a fancy cult to join. i can just imagin they're sales pitch for scientology "seriously, god, like come on man one man person couldn't do all this........ it was aliens... :|"..... of course how could i be so blind
mccoymatty 4 years ago 2
Its not so much his fault. He is a victim...
ex0ja 3 years ago
you are hillarious!!! keep it up sweetie, i get your humor, lol.
kattameran 4 years ago 5
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who is this fat fuck
Mehulasi 4 years ago
good stuff man
claytonbeezy 4 years ago 3
U R a comic genius!! I love ur impression of Tom cruise, all the other impersonations r rubbish, urs is the Best!!!
carrotdrop4 4 years ago 4
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PleasePonderThis 4 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
u dont no shit about anything ...exactly WORRY ABOUT UR OWN RELIGION...
cutiepie14343 4 years ago
ha, pretty funny
javierenchina 4 years ago 3
That my friend totally rocked. Good job. I can still remember when I first saw the original and just thought - wow.
It had me speechless. You on the other hand had me laughing with the first line.
ABAisSCIENCE 4 years ago
lame
mithu86 4 years ago
This is frigin' classic! Well done, man. You really remind me of Jack Black. Good stuff.
swivel2005 4 years ago 2
hilarious!!!
dannyvulich 4 years ago
I died. This was so funny. :D
In some parts you reminded me of Jack Black,
who I think is hella funny!
Edelien 4 years ago
Ok... seeing this (which was an accurate depiction of the real thing) I have come to the conclusion that Tom Cruise was brainwahed into this psyco cult so they could get more money from honest American taxpayers. And thats just wrong in my eyes. Dont you agree, ladies and gentlemen?
kakalunga 4 years ago
LMAO! This was fantastic!
ThornOakpriest 4 years ago
wow. he's like a black jack black. that's amazing.
lgharp 4 years ago
haha this is hilarious! i love the ending.
CIIIINDDY112233 4 years ago
The intent of the video wasnt to illustrate the
'whackobility' of scientology as much as it was to point out Tom Cruise's complete inability to articulate his views without coming off as 'lost'. Even dullards can make a pretty decent argument for any agenda given enough practice. Thomas Jefferson he is not.
maxtor1maxtor 4 years ago
haha good shit
blahness666 4 years ago
Your good man. That was pretty funny!
punkpotter1 4 years ago
"Num chucks that was Jim," ..lolol
eyewrenchee 4 years ago
lololol
behellit 4 years ago
A parody video should be a requirement for all schools of acting.
umhamlin 4 years ago 2
Youre hilarious dude!
fiuwriter 4 years ago
so funny how he neva finishes his sentences no1 knos wat da fuk he on about.. so damn funy
cutiepie14343 4 years ago 2
this never gets old. keep it up mufucker
rustypalm 4 years ago
nunchucks...LOL!! That's histerical!
crstflwr919 4 years ago
this is one of the best parodies of tom cruise on youtube, some of the other ones are just boring
maha77 4 years ago
LOL, good one XD!!
KaizokuSanji 4 years ago
LOL - This video is REALLY Funny!
Doug5007 4 years ago
You're my hero.
AnimeMystic 4 years ago
If you want some really intelligently funny Tom Cruise check out EonNeonFilms "Tom Cruise Revealed...". And to think that this guy gets 15,000 views for this amateurish stuff?!? Is there some kind of trick? Anyway EonNeonFilms is really the best.
SilverAleph 4 years ago
no, this is way better
Skunkkiller1 4 years ago
Almost 15,000 views, dude! Holy cow!
DontLetDaGasOutYaAss 4 years ago
this is really good. made me laugh on a bad day. thank you.
seafruits 4 years ago
Dude, you are a trip!!
visionofluv 4 years ago
Onions!
jmmorris101 4 years ago
I'm no Bruce Lee, but I think the word is nunchaku!
HarmIessPerv 4 years ago
This had me laughing so much! Thanks, I really needed this! *wipes eyes*
JKK72385 4 years ago
hahahaha!!! you got it right down to the crazy laughter
chansherly212 4 years ago 2
You almost actually sounded as nuts as that prick.
analsweat 4 years ago 2
It is fun watching people talk about things they know nothing of...
I would give this 10 stars if I could...
ScientologyWisdom 4 years ago 2
Crazy crazy Scientoligists.
redmustang03 4 years ago
numchucks
rustypalm 4 years ago
Nicely made indeed, you really caught the essence here, bravo :)
randomname1234567890 4 years ago 2
andy is the sexiest cruise impersonator ever. he also is little people friendly.
schmoopyk 4 years ago
RU his twin-brother? :) greeting from holland
cromhoff 4 years ago
5 out of 5 stars......(scientoligists invented, created, copyrighted and named all the stars in the atmosphere)...lol
egabs 4 years ago
Awesome summary ^______^
RageDeRuin 4 years ago
LMAO!
fortunesfool77 4 years ago
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7bw 4 years ago
IM TOM CRUISE! lol good stuff bro
mrfeld333 4 years ago
Dude youre fuckin hilarious !!!
Risto717 4 years ago
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Scientology is weird. But Christianity is absolutely reasonable. For example, Christians believe in invisible creatures like angels, demons and even a nasty devil. They believe God once killed everyone in the entire world! Even the little babies! But He let one family survive. Then He sent an invisible ghost to impregnate a virgin lady. She delivered another part of god called Jesus. Why? So Jesus could be killed! Why? So Christians, but only Christians, could live forever! LOL! Mass Insanity!
PleasePonderThis 4 years ago
Super!! Cut your hair and you and Tomtom Crusiecruse!! In german we call him thomas"no brain" cruz, cause penelope is cool!!!
;-) from the lake of konstanz
JustFrank23 4 years ago
amazing impression
rustypalm 4 years ago
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cjartists 4 years ago
laugh all you want...XENU WILL MAKE YOU REPENT
schwoogie78 4 years ago
should be featured, you have the guts
lx9998 4 years ago
I can't stop watching this vid..this 2 hilarious!! Ur very funny and talented!!
bohochic8 4 years ago 2
Way better than expected. Make more.
32453245x 4 years ago
I agree !!!
Risto717 4 years ago
lolz!!!
kaiwen85 4 years ago
LOL!!
bohochic8 4 years ago
Fuuunneeee!!!!!
FrankMahovlich 4 years ago
hilarious, nice job
BXRawr 4 years ago
have you ever met an SP? *manic Laugh* Spot on mate! :)
phin68 4 years ago 2
nice
Zardosht 4 years ago
Haha nice one. Roflll.. the laughing is amazing
lawlerskatez 4 years ago
I didn't have huge expectations when I clicked on the link to this video, but it was absolutely hilarious. Great job!
Jawbone54 4 years ago
LOL this is hilarious! I laughed non stop, especially the part of 'roads, the line that separates left and right on the road, we came up with that one'
maha77 4 years ago 2
onions? hahahah I loved it!
Hugli6019 4 years ago 3
Funny...you got him dude. But Tom Cruise is actually the authority on making your video better. He's the inventor of Al Gore, who of course invented the Internet.
iammyself01 4 years ago 2
ahahahahaha
mrjackson2007 4 years ago
See the facts.
xenu net
goodinohio 4 years ago 2
Don't forget who rocks the nunchucks in this house!
well played sir. and excellent camera work.
keepaustinweird 4 years ago
outstanding. the list of things we are authortities on..... very clever.
Nuts! Naming NUts....!
RussLBarth 4 years ago 2
LMAO!!! funny!
pumpkinpie01 4 years ago 3
good tom cruisitude
ry0n 4 years ago 2
I'm ronald regan and I approve of this message!
fattykyle2 4 years ago
lmao im usually trollin videos, but that was excellent
lx9998 4 years ago
Wow. That was amazing. I had no idea that Scientologists came up with onions.
jimbobdidit 4 years ago
Most excellent.
torpedo35 4 years ago
That was great,
Good impression!
Legatou0 4 years ago