How to Shine Your Shoes

[kwiggi83]

Kept thinking he was going to say stop moving the dam camera

[kwiggi83]

Kept

[shiz777]

EPIC VIDEO!

[dvlsplaything777]

I meant shifty eyes....damn auto correct

[dvlsplaything777]

This video was hilarious! His shitty eyes had me laughing and then he didn't even use all the products. What put the icing on the cake was him telling us to go to a shoe place to get our shoes shined. Why? That is why I was watching the video

[JMDurden]

This. Is one of my favorite videos of all time.

[InsanePickle007]

When he started using the brush violentlY laughed

[KidTreacherous]

Why the hell would i go to a shoe shiner when you just showed me how to shine my shoes lol

[popekilldragon]

anyone know where I can find more of this guy? this video is so soothing, it's like bob ross(if he polished shoes)

[virginiatechfanx]

when he is putting on the cream the second time is it the same cream he was using at first

[JamesRGoebel]

I love the shifty eyes at 3:53 "And we'll start to buff the second one....(shifty eyes)" lol

[RecklessTalker]

DO THE SKIT

[k00ld00d1107]

@RecklessTalker not funny

[Havoc5487]

SHOE SKIT

[sk8rluvr13]

this man is fuckin FAT!!! and who the hell is Rocco

[dilsco]

This is why we go to college.

[Gen755]

i can hear him breathing ... hmmmmmm

[AncientGearEngineer]

wow I had gotten tired of Steve Brule because I thought he had gotten too unrealistic, this has shown me the err in my belief.

[Tripthethird]

Fuck these camera angles...

[Dnova16]

This reminds me of Brule's Rules..... HAHA

[randir14]

This guy talks like Dr. Steve Brule

[SniffyBoy18]

it was so stupid it was funny

[Greatherlorre]

As a doctor I would like to promote this video for people who have sleeping issues, it helps much better then any pills and many of my patients have told me that this has really help them sort out there depressions.

Side effects may include: Oversleeping and Anal leakag.

[Gen755]

@Greatherlorre

dude, you are so fucking right

[DHammerr]

what a BOOOOORING ass video

cant believe i waisted my time with this shit

[MonkeyKong21]

a shooouuapplicaor

[dilsco]

If you look at the shoes before and after he cleans them... they look the exact same xD

[BokuWaJShi]

YosemiteLand isn't Rocco guys... It's Shawn. :/

Get it right.

[RiOrDaN1229]

@BokuWaJShi There channel mega64 liked it.

[bflast]

That's not Kurt F. Rubin, it's Rocco Botte.

[tenniscrazy]

lol! all that then he's like.. put the second coat on.. wow

[Suasion]

im suprised this guy didn't say youll need shoe water as well.

[stillkris33]

watching this is almost therapeutic

[jnelson5446]

oh my shit. I can't stop laughing at the ending.

[Kalaida]

CC Translations "Hello and welcome to another time out time out politician I've you know issues." "The military is dying." "What do you mean the Chinese year of those areas?" "Sure applicator." "A shot across and Iraq." "The automatic way of saying you know issues." "the the it the it" (Brushing noise) "Okay, now we're going to put on the second court of crime, or policy, whichever way you want it." "Bill Clinton." "But if we had more time, they wouldn't even look a lot better."

[Kalaida]

0:06 Aaaand ACTION!.....0:09 I said action!

1:11 Ok, now we're going to put shoe cream on the shoes. Got it....Ok, now the next shoe....2:27 Ok, you can cut this bit out. I got the hang of it. What's next?

2:50 Ok, using brush. How long is this going to take?.... (2 mintutes later) Oh, god. Please just move on.

4:50 What?! Again? We gotta sit through this whole entire step again?!

5:25 Yes, they would "be" even look a lot better if only you had the time.

[MCIzawa]

Wait, so the purpose is to learn how to do this for yourself, but at the end, he tells us to take our shoes in to a repair shop.

He went over his time limit just so we wouldn't know how to do it ourselves. He gave us just enough, however, that we want our shoes to look as nice as he had his Rockports.

[LSloany]

Oh god! What the hell? How will we ever know what happens next? A second coat of cream and then what? The tension, it hurts!

[temporarily4ever]

guy looks like goldberg from mighty ducks

[darthrevan6]

I think I know how Rocco found this video, it was by searching ''japanese breast massage''

[RelieveSF]

informative video!!!!

[Pozorrogo]

People need to learn to repair their favorite shoes rather than toss them out and get new ones everytime

Can you imagine how many shoes end up in landfills every year?

[Samianator]

Profesionism: at its best.

[Aeschylus]

He seems like a personable guy who knows his craft. I would totally take my shoes to his shop.

[Stancs]

The trick is at 1:02 when he makes the switch.

[jastgermain]

you gotta admit those shoes do look pretty good

[kaboomschneider]

Why show us how to do it ourselves and then tell us to go to a professional shop to have it done?

I think some 1970's porn guitar riffs would help as background music.

[drnigelchanning]

I was expecting Dr. Steve Brule to waltz on in at any moment.

[6Baltej6]

why did rocco fav this

[austinb212]

Why is this so hypnotizing?

I watched the whole damn thing...why?

[humanico]

Curso de pragmatismo político camuflado en programa how-to de los '90.

[rockoob]

looking at all his chins is hypnotizing

[kristoferson16]

why so fat

[Microwavish]

this video is sooooo good. god damn.

[danescorpse]

Its hypnotic

[lilmuleman214]

Hit Transcribe Audio and enjoy. Bill Clinton approves.

[Monkster666]

@lilmuleman214 so much lol

[freezepop100]

What the fuck is he looking at the whole time?

[closedmouth]

well as you can see well maybe you can't see

[shipuuga]

lol awwwwwesoooooome

[bobandrayfan1]

Classic 1980s Local Cable TV programming

Notice how even though it's a two-camera video, there are no close-ups of the shoes!!! Thanks Mr Rubin.

[kiSHness]

This is incredible.

[Saltheart07]

lol at 3:50, he has no clue which camera to look at

[h4rdstyl3r1337]

holy shit, this guy is a genius, i wish i was him, his life just seems so filled with meaning compared to my life

[yourmumsdog]

highly educational, thank you Kurt F. Rubin

[eldiablonegro]

1st 15 seconds already = fail...

[GrifB52]

Why? Why did I watch this?

[samal4]

Epic Beard man would definitely like this

[micahw83]

Sweet Berry Wine!

[Andoeriz]

Coming soon to Adult Swim.

[VenomFro]

shoe the skit.

[Angryperson1]

Is it just me, or does this guy look somewhat like a muppet?

[Seaoftea]

Watched the entire thing.

[BloodyMindX]

i wish i could watch this epic shoe shining in 1080p

[bluesBro18]

nice tips

[Xezatt]

is that your brother, rocco?

[Chrismonchan]

Public TV broadcasting at its finest.

[LemonsNeedHelp]

I mean, this is, frankly, amazing.

[MegaRobo9867]

I started laughing histarically when I thought to myself "Why am I watching this?" XD

[gaaramax1235]

love it

[JKimHD]

Call me Mr. Shoe Shine, baby I'ma polish ya, I'ma leave ya spit clean, I don't need no polisha. IRONMANBACKPACKS.

[8BitAwesome]

Its just so hypnotising...

[JoylessAlbatross]

why would he show us how to shine our own shoes, then tell us to go get it done at a repair shop?

[Frooglar]

I watched the whole thing. I'm not sure what to do with myself now.

[NoBullet]

Ruthless.

[N0Bored0I]

Lol, i think he is.

[bucholibre666]

that dude had fuck a lot of models back in the 80's

[N0Bored0I]

Just.....why?



[mmmmaurer]

sometimes i think rocco is just fucking with us

[dotsydude]

@mmmmaurer haha i kno wtf lol

[Nkay01]

@mmmmaurer No i think he was just high as hell again

[4tehlulzzz]

3:00 to 3:22 BEST PART

[panziei]

they look exactly the same from begining to end...

[namineofsilent]

wtf....

[SAS158]

i must have something wrong with me im laughing at this HAHAHAH

[Labtec01245]

"THE SHINING RING" #1: BLACK SHOE SHININGS

[observationhole]

Surprisingly he used the shoe cream first

[waaaghzila]

rocco y did you like this?

[PulseOfMaggotz]

i dont get it ... i just dont get it ...

[M00shu]

Rocco, what the fuck man.

[ciddycid]

Do the skit!

[fsolis6]

public...fucking...access

[traltixx]

put cream on shoes, for your health!

[Monkster666]

WHY THE FUCK AM I LAUGHING SO HARD!?!?

[wonderwaffle407]

Wow this dude is brushing this shoe for like 2 minutes. That's almost half the video.

[CheeseMoe13]

just put some sweet cream on you shoes, that's all it takes.

[66420192]

"Go to your local shoe repair shop to get them shined!" - Then why the fuck did you spend 5 minutes showing us how to shin them?

[sanarkhos]

Now that I've hit this video I know it's time to go to bed. Goodnight!

[ikbenshagadelic]

Thanks to this video I now shine my shoes, everyday. :-)

[eatmunchvideo]

Put Cream on Shoes

[collegeisamovie]

This is genius.

[jgrahn]

This guy looks nothing like the guy that shines shoes in Seattle. I don't trust him.

[jeffharms]

ANOTHER time of "How to shine your own shoes"!!!!????

[CanOfMinus]

If you ever thought "Can I make a career with the shitty hanukkah gifts I get?" I've got some good news for you. Sadly that good news ends with you dying 200lbs over weight in the back of a shoe repair shop with a plastic bag over your head and a spunk filled pair of high heels.

[marxmarvmi]

@CanOfMinus I don't think that was what they meant by "Put Cream on Shoes, Again"

[hflevack]

Did you see him? He was shining those shoes LIKE NOBODIES BUSINESS