Awwwww Poor Sheep- The Count Censored

[aRandomNinja1337]

:57 oh not to worry *pulls out porno mag*

[Verendus0]

That's pretty much how you're supposed to order prostitutes, right? "I need something to fuck in a hurry?"

[ThroughtheLionsDen]

We're running a special on swiss cheese. ____ the holes and sleep like a baby. Lol

[samspineshaman]

I love the porn reference at 00:52

[PinoyPopper195]

This would have been perfect if the video ended at 2:53 hahaha

[thefoxbox2]

Sad... start "COUNTING"/censor overlay totally ruined the vid lolz

[zZSmartGuyZz]

F*** the holes,sleep like a baby. LOL!

[HyperCheeseVideos]

The beep isn't that gud

[JAYRULESV1]

Call and escort service...

Hooker: "What'll it be hotshot?"

Me: "Have you seen this video? I'll have what he got!"

[FunFasit]

AAAW, it is not perfect, but it will have to do xD ROFLMAO!

[ButThatBelt]

I HAVE NO MORE SHEEP TO FUCK!

[TheGeneral1998]

goodjob lol

[ilovhim321]

Man: Whats seems to be the probelm?

The count: Well, iv run out of shee to f****! BAHAHAHAHAAHA .!!!

[Dryftburn]

At 1:49, did he say: I've run out of shit to f***.?

[Dryftburn]

When he pulled out that magazine I thought it was porn, lol

[sjoldzic10]

@Dryftburn I just lost my cool (laughing I mean) when I read your comment. It's 2am over here, so parents are pissed. But it's worth it, this is so *bleep*ing funny that tears started down my eyes.

[Dryftburn]

@sjoldzic10 hahaha, niice

[FleetStreetMadness]

OMG LMFAO AT THE GUYS JUMPING !!! XD

[Dreamer00]

"Jump, jump, JUMP, f***, f***, F***!"

[Paulywallyify]

With that amount of fucking the Count is the Quagmire of Sesame Street!

[the5thbeatle14]

15 of those sheep he f*cked watched this video...

[DumbravaCuUrsi]

it's not so funny censored , just the Song of the Count it's funny in that way .

[Alienpandaprincess]

"But wait, not to panic." (Pulls out a Play Boy magazine) XD

[EpicAthiest]

The funny thing is that a man came in the door.

[JasmineIsNerdy]

Lmao... Cheetah print pjs xD

[dimentio123]

for some reason, i snorted water out my nose when the count was counting the pretend sheep. X3

[AmokNeko]

*Beeep* the holes, sleep like a baby. WIN!

[kishichanX3]

...he ****s the spots on his pajamas?

*disturbing mental images* :'(

[hollabaluu]

My SHIT, Where are all my SHIT!

[Addicted2Sunkist]

****ING is what I love to do!! I already ****ed all my bats.. I ****ed the flowers on my bedspread.. The spots on my pajamas.. BAHAHAHAHA!! ROFL..

[autumnsdadsgirl]

5 broken bones Ah Ah Ah!

[Terrorj1501]

thats one PRETEND sheep

I loved that line

[Braydenr69]

how sadistic can you be to have a poor man crash over AND OVER?? LOL i approve

[FreeAsian]

*beep* the holes, sleep like a baby. x3

[yooo46]

good stuff

[a15243]

XD like this if you love watchin the pretend sheep FLY over the bed and crash

[Crail]

LMFAO!!! "oh i've run out of sheep to f**k.." "oh oh well .. .. we're runnin a special on swiss cheese, f**k the holes, sleep like a baby!"

[kstalt]

They should have made it so that way it ended with him going below the bed and popping up saying "It's not an easy way to make a living."

[OMJxOo]

0:50 I thought he said vaginas at first xD

[jde1993]

ROFLMAO, i love how when he ran out of things to ****, he grabbed a magazine XD

[evankimori]

I love how he actually says 'Get comfy'...

[norwayfinland]

hahaha jump jump jump peep peep peep peeeeepXD

[musicforall182]

THE SWISS CHEESE!

Ohmygosh! Theres even holes in it for the count to ****

I can hardly wait to start ******* sheep again!

Best part^

;]

[MrNinjaSpartan]

i didnt know the count was welsh

[doctorseaweed]

EDIT:Would of been better if it started at 0:12 and ended at 2:54

[Crail]

@doctorseaweed I couldn't agree more, it would be PERFECT then

[TheBladerOverThere]

Lol wanking noise with the sheep

[EGPMH]

i cant stop laughing hehe

[rabinahman]

thumbs up if you think it could havr been alot funnier if the video ended in 02:54

[MrPokeman043]

poor bats

[korkoisultimate]

OMG!!

[trevonks]

LOL fuck the holes sleep like a baby wow hahahahaha thats classic :D

[toamatoro614]

@trevonks lol

[Lerborn]

The screen should have gone black when his F*cking

[mez49]

Sheep whores

[madikaty]

hahahaha wow!!! best sesimie street ever!

[tinnytintinman]

@madikaty Umm... do you mean Sesame?

[madikaty]

@tinnytintinman haha yeaaa what ever!!! lmao

[p111SC]

"It's not perfect, but it will have to do."

"Boy I hate this" *gets on bottom on bed*

[andthatsforthewin]

He's getting tired.

[Watlington4]

**** the holes and you will sleep like a baby

[menslady125]

And to think, I used to like the Count.

[khfreakIII]

Kids show but with all these beeping makes it our kind of show. XD

I'm rather 19 years old and these characters are for kids but I still like them.

[Shatallion]

So awful but I can't stop laughing!

[IJustWatchEm71]

"I need something to **** in a hurry!" XDDDDD

[GrantMortenson]

**** the holes, sleep like a baby.

HAHAHAHA!!!!

[Todd1971]

He laughs like Rick James from Dave chappelle !! LOL

[primal6]

the count must be from new zeland

[Rishro29]

lol "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[DuhhMuffin]

Those are some gayass looking pjs lmao

[JETemplar]

that bit about ******ing the paper clips sounds awefully painful.

[thegreatcheesedemon]

The end was funny but I forgot it was censored.

[kidkarate11]

**** these paper clips!

[sccrchik25]

swiss. cheese.

[xoPumpkinxo]

ahhh lol i already ****** all my bats

[tokameakipes]

I gurantee you BLEEP all the paper clips in this jar you'll be snoring in dreamland in no time

Count:Oh I'd finish those in no time I need more.What I really need is to BLEEP some more sheep

[ghoulliver257]

@tokameakipes they always want sheep ^^

[mikebarnacle]

Should have ended on "I hate this"..... kind of ruins the whole thing.

[MufasaHardcore]

yeah, that really would've been the logical ending

[Theamusedchild]

oh my god.. yes

this is so awesome.

[rytingur]

"beep" the holes, sleep like a baby!

[Legato2400]

You can count sheep for a long time but ones you get to 3411 sheep well thats just one tooooooooooooo @%!* many XD

[reservenot1]

I was gonna type the exact same thing.

[longsnapper93]

24 hour emergency f**** service!

We deliver!

LOLOLOLOLOL

[heeropat]

@longsnapper93 yellow book moments xD

[DeathForRomance]

@longsnapper93 I hope nobody Thumbs up your Comment again. You're at 69(When I typed the message)

[Triangularmeerkat]

The spots on my pajamas... OH MY GOD. SO FUNNY.

[TheChrisbug]

this is gay

[Synith]

'Well I've run out of sheep to f*****' LOL

[animevideogamefan]

lol, the poor cheese...

[lexxypexxy]

Yeah should have ended on "I hate this".

[21jasonh]

the count use to scared me in my dreams at nihgt when i was little

[Hanibunirox]

where my shit?? My shit

Rofl

[babyrocksuichi]

Baaa...THUNK...Baaa..THUNK!! that was the funniest bit!!

[kyarimaresuki]

I like the count's taste in decor.

[FK4SD]

"We're doing a little special on swiss cheese **** the holes sleep like a baby."

"That's not enough for me to fuck! I am the count!"

LMAO!

[tokameakipes]

Hahaha!!! xDDD thats hilarious

[gome88]

"6 pretend sheep...hes getting tired" lol

[HxCn00b666]

lmfao <33

[supadupamarioguy21]

"We deliver!"

[DrPepper121289]

No offense, but I would have ending the video after he says "I hate this", but other than that it's perfect! :)

[AnimegamerMaximum]

LMAO!!

[Niobesnuppa]

LMAO, how did he f*** the spots on his Pjs? xD

[ILuvMCRandFOB2929]

O goodness! That was hilarious!

[bangbuddies]

HAHA 24hr.  emergency ****ing service! XD

[crayzayguy1234]

LMAO 0:20 - 0:35 hahah

[gll006]

effing swiss cheese holes LOL.. thats great

[happygirl4527]

HAHAHAHA OMGGGGGGGSH!!! this is funny!!!

[sourman565]

I laugh hard trought 0:22 and on part 0:26

[murcuryvapor]

Use 1000Hz next time,

[Kitasokaru]

That's a good point. What if Jiraiya seriously did that too? That would be hilarious.

[azndragonofnorth]

hahhah

**** the spots on my pajamas

[kefeinzil]

LMFAO!

24 hour **** service

we deliver

ah-ah!

[Antari0424]

I thought he said shit 4 a minute there, "Where r my sheet?" Rofl still funny though XD

[unknown234]

From the look of the swiss cheese, I'd say he's already (beep)ed it.

[Jelonator95]

haha swiss cheese...

[landraiderares]

Heh...when Emergency Sheep Guy goes for numbers 5 and 6, he looks like he's botching a Swanton Bomb on the Count.  Next time, hire Jeff Hardy for all your 24-hour f[BLEEP]g needs.

[JessmanCA]

Yes, this is the count, I need something to **** in a hurry!

What seems to be the problem?

Well I've run out of sheep to ****

[zperra]

Who knew The Count was into Beastality!

[FK4SD]

I have no more sheep to **** and ****ing sheep is what I LOVE to do!!!

[HopeDiamondSS16]

LOL! hilarious! :)

however, you should have made the bleeps louder...

-Chris

[manwiththemachinegun]

Jesus, this is awesome.

[sirusbones]

Fuck the holes and sleep like a baby!

[nifanatic]

"***** the holes, sleep like a baby!"

[chase99234]

"I need more sheep to ****" so he leaves and comes back as a sheep lols!

[XcrookedhaloX]

LOL f*** the holes, sleep like a baby!

[imwithfred83]

I didn't know they contracted the 24 Hour Emergency ****ing Service to Jersey.

[risksylvan]

"We're running a special on swiss cheese--**** the holes; sleep like a baby!"

[riotgearhead]

At least he found 24hr ****ing service!

[SalFlame]

Haha nice man :D:D:D:D:D:D

[Venatius]

Damn, one of the beeps on this is WAY off, and it really needed to cut off at 2:54, but this is solid.

[thisishowweviewit]

This is probably the best one

Just because it is such a funny situation

[porlafesola]

this would be sweet if you could edit it right when he goes under the bed the first time lol. Then maybe add in the part when he says it aint easy but its a livin' or somethin like that.

[Kendof]

You don't happen to go to LUE 402 do you?

[mfantasy]

this is amazing.

[jlouds19]

decent, little long but it gives what it promises. fucking.

[Ranger922]

LOL Perfect, nice one