The Curbstomp Song

[MicahTheZombie]

Sent here from the Dungeon Crawl forum.

[HSMiyamoto]

Polish Cavalry against a wing of German Stuka dive-bombers!

[DEFR0B0T]

Cock on her shoulder pee in her bum.

[blaze1372003]

No tvtropes for me. Saw it mentioned in Sleeping with the Girls Vol. II and just had to see if it really existed.

[coredumperror]

@blaze1372003 Did you know that the writer of SWTG is the guy singing this song? :)

[blaze1372003]

@coredumperror I figured as much.

[unfit242]

Still from TV Tropes dude.

[beowulf500ad]

BCS Championship: Crimson Tide 21 - LSU 0

[Gamerlord4ever]

I WANT A DOWNLOAD LINK!

[sigmaK9]

Cool song, but I don't understand the first verse.

Maybe I'm just missing something, but how did the "unarmed clowns", as you put them, manage to curb-stomp the invading army with no weapons or even technology? Were they powerful mystical beings or wizards or something?

Or was the curb-stomp was supposed to be the result of some kind of a military miracle?

[3Sciencenut]

@sigmaK9 It's because Rock beats laser

[SamuraiPenguinStudio]

@sigmaK9

It means the army was so incompetent that they were beaten by otherwise non-combat capable individuals.

After all: When a fight is just plain WRONG.

[sigmaK9]

"After all: When a fight is just plain WRONG."

No, pitting Superman against a regular human baby is just plain wrong. Having the baby win against goddamned Superman is an Epic Fail because there's. . .just no fucking excuse. Superman winning against the baby is not only a curbstomp, it's just plain wrong.

Same goes here. I see more Epic Fail than Curb Stomp in this song because there's just no fucking excuses for the army's massive defeat.

[Madmann135]

@sigmaK9

Superman would loose because he would fore-fit the fight. Even if the baby was evil, Superman would give the baby a chance until said baby acts out said evil.

[vaiyt]

@sigmaK9 I thought it was a reference to Star Wars Stormtroopers...

[ZorotheGallade]

@sigmaK9 Stormtrooper.Nuff said.

[3Sciencenut]

Your irish accent is showin.

[BlackDiamond0562]

this was the first thing that came up when I typed in "something less annoying than the video watching right now" (it was a video of two tweenish girls talking about fucking nothing) and well yeah i guess this works?

[Bronasaxon]

Sent here by SPACEBATTLES

[2luigifan1]

6 Locust drones disliked this.

[Israelyguy14]

Every.single.time I play an RTS on Easy Difficulty.

50 apocalypse tanks vs 4 peacekeepers and two multigunners turrets.

[asianboywonder2312]

@Israelyguy14 yay Red Alert 3 reference!

[thegameulost]

6 people got curb stomped.

[BgXERO]

just randomly came across this song, really nice my friend :D

[stupidcoinflip]

i play this song while I play fire emblem path of radiance. 3 swordmasters, Lord Ike, and two paladins. it really applies.

[PogoRideFree]

Wow! Awesome)

The voice is brilliant ^_^

[LightsiderVlogs]

This is totally awesome!

[GeneralSpy]

I gotta fav dis. It'll be easier to use than the Vlad Tepes award over at Spacebattles...

[Shadowfang3000]

TV Tropes sent me :P

[Ithirid]

the singing aint half bad

its an awsome :D

[tuan123452]

Why can't we just get along?

Because when you get along, there will be no more curbstomp

[HyperShadowDaBeast]

Gundam 00 Season 1 should've just made this song the BGM for every fight scene. (People who saw it know what im talking about!!)

Oh and TvTropes, thank you!

[EricTheMultipleMan]

I think your voice is lovely. Did you put on the accent?

[Stuy777]

this is awesome ^^

[Dudeguy74]

4 people have just been curb-stomped

[TheChronicler90]

The song of my TF2 career...

[Makrokosmos]

Thanks to the creators of this entertaining piece of music.

i had fun listening to it.

[avianmosquito]

Every time I watch a curbstomp battle, I have to come back to this. Every time. Hell, I just watched Goku beat Tambourine to death, and it started me singing this. Out loud. In a room full of people.

[DarkLego22]

Loving it.

[Hjernespreng]

This should be on Spotify :D

[ChReNiC]

FUNNY HOW THE TOP RELATED VIDEO IS ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER.

[Lizardman]

The Monk, Settler, and Coal miner didn't like this song :D

[Lizardman]

Are you the pirate sounding guy?

[masterman332]

This song suits its purpose perfectly. Very funny.

This is now what I'll listen to when playing an FPS.

[dogpile01]

lol this is amazing good job. and all hail tv tropes!!!!

[princesseIise]

I actually loved the singing....

[Mr378]

The singer is a perfect fit for the song IMO.

Great Video.

[iilija64]

Tv tropes rule! Nice song

[StrikaAmaru]

Brought here by "Sleeping With the Girls" pt 2 (it's fanfic, not YouTube). Just shilling a good self-insert deconstruction...

[AccidentProne230]

Download? iTunes?

[valiare1947]

Orcs!

[Crontica]

TvTroper here, lolawlz was found.

[PrivatePikachu1]

Tropers rejoice!

This is awesome i came from TVTropes

[niceswede]

In truth, this is how war are supposed to go. Any commander that are willing to give the opposition a fair fight are an idiot. A healthy use of intelligence, tactics, strategy to gain every advantage possible to make sure that you will pretty much win on walk over are they way to go. War are not sports, there are no fairness in war.

[tranz2deep]

@niceswede "No, son, the goal in war is *not* to die for your country. It's to make the other poor sonuvabitch die for HIS!!"--George S. Patton.

[ThickMcRunFast37]

I think you did a damn good job with the singing.

[Halo1Pokemon1Master]

Wraith Hives are OP.

[Insane234]

You are a far better singer then a lot of the talentless hacks to try. ((Your WAY WAAAAAYYYY better then justin beiber))

[CncWWII]

Sent here by tvtropes!

[girlwithafunnyhat11]

Came from TV Tropes, left happy. :)

[yourfavoritebasher]

goku gets curbstomped.

[SuperShadow64]

This is awesome! There needs to be a download link!

[GoldZigZag]

2 people didn't get thumbs up'd for saying 2 people got curbstomped.

[Akumasama]

This song curbstomps.

[MontagueRSking]

Some awkward wording in some places but I absolutely loved it.

[Stupidpublishers]

So damn catchy! I think i'll play this while slaughtering level 1 slimes in some JRPG while using a ridiculously large magical sword stolen from the last dungeon, to get into the spirit of things.

[InuKimiOfficial]

This was linked to on CBR.

Good job!

[mangagor]

DEAR FUCKING GOD! this may be one of the best songs i've heard! now, if you excuse me i have to go fight a cyclops, an army of zombies, five evil minibosses, and more redcoats than you can count with two wooden swords... BRING IT!

[HampeSomFan]

2 people have been curbstomped...

[megafire7]

To me, the rough singing just adds to the song.

[LGuardinal]

Hey, don't sell yourself short! Your singing is fine.

[BoboTalkClown]

Your singing really isn't that bad. And the song is VERY funny. Well done.

[isshunsengeki]

LOL. I'm a hardcore trope-scoper, and the Curb-Stopm Battle trope is one of my favourites!

[edgemaster11]

@isshunsengeki Mine too! I read it for new entries every so often, then I watch them on youtube:)

[Fresijon]

where can I get this song?

[Balavan]

Curbstomp = 300 Daleks with a special weapons detachment versus... pretty much everything that isn't a timelord.

[LeftoverPuppet84]

SB.com for the win.

[Zulandar]

Curbstomp - because seeing someone get torn to pieces with almost no effort is fun.

[LittleMissSmileyface]

Not so much singing as talking in rhythms. That doesn't diminish the awesomeness of the song though - I absolutely love the coarse voice you use during the chorus.

[EverithingNormalhere]

the spoken fragment ruins the song.

[LordSia13]

The song is funny as hell, but the singers need work... And even then it's hardly a musical masterpiece.

Still, as I said, funny as hell.

[SamuraiPenguinStudio]

@LordSia13

Well, I did warn that I'm not the most impressive singer in this, or any reality. Burned out my voice doing that chorus.

=p

It's better for my voice acting really.

[LordSia13]

@SamuraiPenguinStudio None the less, keep up the good work. I can't sing worth shit either, otherwise I'd offer to join in the chorus - maybe a little dissonance will help anyway?

[PSNLanceManley]

@LordSia13 It's not the greatest "evur", but it gets the job done. And it's just plain awesome. You can't argue with that.

[WyldCard4]

You know what?

a lot of people say your singing needs work on this, but I never really got that impression. I think part of the point is that this is voice acting, and the harshness of the singing adds to the brutality of the song.

Not saying that I wouldn't like a version with a more professional singer, but I would keep this cover anyway.

[LordSia13]

@WyldCard4 True, in a way. There is value in character, after all.

Doesn't mean I replacing neither Emilie Autumn nor Heather Dale with these chumps.

Sorry fellas.

[SamuraiPenguinStudio]

@LordSia13

If anything, it's Chump, singular. Not Chumps. I'm the only person doing anything in this track. ;)

[LordSia13]

@SamuraiPenguinStudio So you're a single Chump, but a bunch of Fellas?

How's that working out for you?

[tranz2deep]

@LordSia13 Singer. As stated in his SheezyArt postibng of the song, he did all the vocals and did the music from scratch (every version), going so far as to fix the lyrics by Fr4nk.

I like Tigerclaw, he's a silly, skilled man. His Code Zeus tracks are nothing to sneeze at, either, look them up!

[LordSia13]

@tranz2deep I shall.

#looks up#

... Familiar ceiling...

[Crazael]

@LordSia13 I actually think the vocals work pretty well over all.

[UKNOWMUSIC]

i like it XD

[ImGonnaKillYou2nd]

epic

[UKNOWTHEIROUTTHEIR]

who ever gets referenced by tv tropes is god

[Gabriella292u]

:-) As an 'old' SB'er this is just great, let the news spead along the net

[thegreatcheesedemon]

This needs to be more popular! This is amazing!

[TheHumanUnity]

cool

[StotikMindshok]

Needs moar Curbstomping.

Nice job getting referenced by TV Tropes, by the way.

[JagdThanatosMKIV]

@StotikMindshok that site's addictive.

[OrGaZmO666]

worst song ever

epic fail.

[alexseyev]

damn good.

[JDELUX237]

Very good

[m11kire]

Is the faint echo on the vocals near the end intentional?

[Quickshot0]

Pretty amusing song. :)

[blacker456]

Great job dude!

[slade13]

very amusing. XD

[dragonlw]

Truly not that bad Tigerclaw.  Definately an amusing song without a doubt.

[DaemonPrinceJace]

*Claps*

Good jod on it Tiger.