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  • 0.41 I SMOKE CRACK

  • santa.. he goes in your house when u are sleeping... eats ur cookies... and eats cookies and drinks ur 2% milk. he also leaves u gifts... tsk tsk tsk ....

  • I keep playing 0:40 over and over again!

  • Spongebob creepy mo-fo hes a sponge tht lookz like cheese ahhhhhhhh cheese

  • santa hes climbin in yo windows snatchin yo people so you better hide yo kids hide yo wife

  • i smoke  crack!! i love that!!

  • I probably shouldn't have watched this while my little sister was in the room...

  • How about the easter bunny? When you think about it it's a giant pink mutant rabbit running around hinding colorfull eggs for kids to find.

  • He sees you when you're sleeping? He knows when you're awake? He knows if you've been bad or good? Sounds like Santa has Facebook and Twitter!

  • I SMOKE CRACK!

  • I know its mean but me and my brother tell my little cousin if she doesnt listen the boogey mans going to come get her supposbly we have him on speed dial lol

  • I always and will always think its the sand man my nana use to say he only comes if im asleep and now that imn older I think of him as a peta file

  • what if a 5 year old saw this video....

  • @nigelpje00 A 5 year old wouldn't have a youtube let alone know what youtube is.. LOL

  • how many languages do u speak?? I think quit a lot? or not? :p

    ....

  • I'M YOUR TOOTH, TOOTH FAIRY MOTHERFUCKER! Gold! xD

  • the cookie monster i used to get scared when mum use to get cookies out

  • oh Tinker Bell you and your crack!! lol (:

    

  • clowns

  • He see's you when you're sleeping? He knows when your awake? He knows If you've been bad or good? Omg It sounds like Santa has a facebook! :)

  • did she sing "I'm a fairy mother fūkәr"? and that she just lives a good pussy?

  • santa comes in our house and he knows what you do he's like a stocker

  • santa,,,"He's climbin in your windows, snatchin your cookies up"

  • It's weird. Your videos themselves are (mostly) family friendly and then at the end you always use swear words.

  • the easter bunny

  • I wanna be a chainsaw golem of death and epic stuff like that

  • 1 funny creature my mom told me wuz santa clause n tht he can go thru walls n leaves glitter!!

  • Santa Claus

  • make a vlog of the easter bunny

  • santa claus c'mon he sneaks in to your house! really kinda creepierish if you ask me

  • Elmo and the other Sesame Street characters

  • elmo

    

  • OMGGG SANTA!! he creeps in2 pplz houses at night steals their food n leaves little kids presents sounds like a pedifile 2 me!!!

  • @rockawesometastic He could get you a grammar book.

  • @DGAFJoanna I love this comment.

  • @rockawesometastic He isn't real..........

  • Omg .....for a minute there i thought the tooth fairy was miley cyrus....the i discoverd....TO ATTRACTIVE!!!! And carried on watching :)

  • Barney

  • :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DD you are fuckin awesome!!! :)

  • Hahaha that Fairy costume was my Halloween costume last year! lol (: It's a Tinkerbell one. :3

  • pause @0:19 :P btw lisbug i love love love your vids :) <3

  • the easter bunny he is on "weed" twice a day

  • snow white runs around and pretends shes dead just so she can get kisses off of randum guys walking throough the woods haha!!

  • coo lol

  • its the shwartaniga

  • santa claws

  • hahahahahahahhaaa  I SMOKE CRACK

  • My mother made me drink milk when she closed her eyes, i was the milkmonster who drank the milk :P (from a glas)

  • the easter bunny

  • I SMOKE CRACK! lol

  • I SMOKE CRACK!

  • LOL. I was drinking my sprite when you said "I Smoke Craack" and I did a spit take x'D

  • @GenieTheCat You should see me xD Somtimes i just splurt out spit and laugh O.O xDD

  • the celery guy from veggie tales.....

  • santa

  • barney

    

  • If you keep pressing nine its funny :L!

  • Well here in Holland we have something called Sinterklaas :P He is a white man who gives presents to children and he has black helpers we call them: Zwarte Pieten. Two weeks before december 5th he comes to Holland with a boat. Between the day's he is here and 5 december he gives children presents :) And at 5 december he gives a bag full of presents to all the children, cus its his birthday then :) its fun ya know xD

  • i dont think shes nuts but i do think shes a les (the tooth fairy not lisa)

  • mum came in and brought me a new seat for my bike and you was like: 'I just love a good pussy!' and mum was like ...

  • do barny

  • Lol ur random!

  • santa lets people sit in his lap and sticks things into their stockings. hes a stalker.

  • santa

    i feel like when i goto sleep he might rape me and stck his hand up my azz and rip my lungs out to use to give as a present to little boys and girls

  • Santa makes me feel awkward

  • that was so wierd but a little bad

  • Stop fuckin' sayin' i'm cute, i'm not cute.

  • I smoke crack lol santa gives you beef stew if you were bad

  • my mom told me the easter bunny craps chocolate cakes and has fleas and will rape u if u were bad. or was that santa

  • THE EASTER BUNNY THE THOT OF A BUNNY SH**TING chocolate eggs makes and me eating them makes me wish it was rabbit sesion so i cood blow mr.EASTER BUNNY away :P

  • Santa Clause.

    Breaking and entering, and stealing is not a fun holiday idea.

    But at least we get some cool free shit!

  • the easter bunny

  • I have a close friend that looks like you LOL

  • santa clause

    

  • when u did that glove snap thiing i LITERALLY recoiled in fear! O.O but its really funny at the same time! XD

  • I know I'm cute! : 3

  • SANTA

  • my grandma tells my 5 year old cousin that theres a kookie monster and he comes after her if shes bad! I got a mask to scare her! im sooo bad!

  • 1:07 the best thing ever, i laugh an hour after that

  • 0:13 = my favorite part of the video :)

  • my mum said Mr wippie is called that because he wips his ice cream with his hands after taking a dump...

  • All of them they break in your house at midnight and give you a bunch of shit you dont want along with take things

  • El cucuy

  • santa, he comes into your house when your sleeping.... who knows what he does.

    who knows if anyone is a virgin anymore....o.O

  • Santa he cheks if ur good or bad , then sneaks into ur house leaves u free stuff, n hu nows if he has a threesome with ur parents XD

  • Easter Bunny, he gives us chocolate eggs but i think the chocolate is just bunny shit.

  • LOL she smokes crack!

  • Santa,he breaks in your house and steals your cookies

  • can someone tell me the name of the ending song?? :)

  • i wonder what she does with all that money? SMOKE CRACK!

  • here kitty kitty, here kitty kittyy kittyy

  • SANTA he comes in my house at night and he watches me to make sure i fell asleep AHHHHHHHHHH STALKER

  • Lisa, you are tooooo funny

    

  • Santa. He gives out free gifts. WTF, I'd make them parents pay!

  • "i wonder what she does with all that money..."

    "I SMOKE CRACK"

  • I SMOKE CRACK <3 Bahaha

  • <3. 

  • santa he know when you sleep rapist

  • i smoke crack! lmfao

  • The easter bunny! He freaks the hell out of me! I mean a giant bunny laying eggs all over your house?! It's just wrong ok...

  • The line "I smoke crack!" made me literally LOL. For like 2 mins straight.

  • @6johansenad hhhaa i laughed sooo hard!

  • "I wonder what she does with all that money", "I smoke crack!" lisa you're so funny and cute too n_n

  • I was bought up not beleiveing in stuff like santa/easter bunny/tooth fairy because it was ruined by my drunk abusive father falling about drunk in a santa suit slapping about me and my brothers..... How do you feel now? Lol

  • tee hee hes really hairy:)

  • santa clause some old dude creeping into ur house @ night eating ur food leaving presents for lil kids . dude works wit a bunch of lil kids as an attempt to get in ur pants id tase his fat ass he came near meh @ 1:30 in da mornin {and yea ima gurl)

  • My parents said santa is real, guess what, I just searched the internet when I was young. And I found out hes just a guy who lives in the streets like a hobo giving presents to kids hoping they will give him money. XD

  • im thinkin santa just cause of the fact that his wife only puts out once a year. that alone probaly made him the alcoholic, drug addict he is today...

  • boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs

  • santa clause cuz at night he knows wen your awake cause he is waiting for u to sleep so he can fuck u with his candy can and he watches u sleep so he can leae a dildo for you under your bed

  • i have to say that the Easter Bunny is kinda nutz...an cynical

  • Santa because he's a stalker and watches you when your sleeping and knows when your awake and I bet he has rapped a few kids also.... :I scary.

  • boobs

  • boobs

  • lol

  • roger rabbit hehe

  • cupid he shoots u in the butt with arrows

  • SANTA C.

  • Hold 8

  • dora

  • I smoke crack!

  • When you said " And she now has a cat hording disorder , well i stopped the video after you said hor , so i thought you said "Cat whore" I was really happy there for a second . :/

  • mickey mouse

  • Santa Clause because a fat white man climbing on rooftops in the ghetto has about a 90 percent chance of being shot.

  • Creepiest Tooth Fairy ever!!!

  • Sinterklaas with his black painted slaves. just look up on wikipedia :[

  • i would say Santa because when i was 4 my emo brother told me that Santa had aids and when im asleep Santa rapes me THEN puts my presents under meh tree...

    and then i found out santa didnt exist when i was about 6

  • micky mouse

    fuck house

  • Umm.... Barney...

    he likes to play with younger children

    and I'm pretty sure the green spots he has on his back are from STI...

    just saying

  • aww ^_^

    she said I'm cute ! =D

    I'm in love <3

  • Has got to be Santa.

    He not only uses slave labor to make unsafe toys but its in a one of the ice caps and surly the heat and green house gass will melt it. He all so hass the worlds larges servalinces system in the world he watches every one and can brake into you house no mater what. And after all that he wants you to feed him cookies and millk.

  • I think the craziest one is the easter bunny...breaking into your house and making colorful, feces eggs to put in a little basket to spread around for children to open and eat stuff inside them O____o

    OR, in money cases, open the crap, and buy stuff with it's insides...I heard it makes the easter bunny giggle...that creeps me out

  • 0:30 and 0:41 are the funniest XD =))

  • The sandman was probably the craziest one I knew about out of them all I mean come on the guy sprinkled "dust" on kids faces to make them sleep lol hmmz sounds like a modern day drugging to me.. this guy was seriously creepy to me the dust would keep your eyes shut too.....and what the hell was the dust made out of anyways? To this day I wonder why would my parents scar me by the thought of having a man blowing dust on my face to get me to sleep. Haha imagine someone like Vin Diesel as sandman.

  • Rapunzel, she had such long hair and it would fall in the toilet while she peed! And everyone loved her hair but it was probably pee covered when the prince climbed it! Why must children admire those with urine stained hair???

  • Santa coming down our chimneys at night is weird

  • santa clause-he stalks little kids and gives them presents

  • Frosty the cocaine snowman

  • Pedobear. apperently he's creepy? :O

  • Okay hes not a fictional character but Michael Jackson..... I don't why but I've always had a weird feeling about that guy....

    Too soon?

  • allah.... jk

    Santa

    He sees me when im sleeping?!?!?!?!

    He knows when im awake?!?!?!?! wtf stalker!!!!!!!

    But if he knows if ive been bad or good(HA) then why the gay noodlz am I getting presents when im always in trouble....??

    trouble and accedents ARE my cloosest freinds.....

  • easter bunny

  • that was just disturbing

  • I smoke crack lol

  • The Easter Bunny.....Only because i could never work out how the bunny could make eggs........I had visions of the bunny laying bigass eggs.......As for bunny production my visions were even worse.....The bunnies must hop and fuck at the same time.......Cum would fly everywhere.....As for them delivering eggs im just scared of there fucking huge teeth.....I wonder what bunny peddophiles look like.......Probably scary......judging on this bunny i get the picture.

    And to sum it up CONSTAPATION!

  • Such vulgarity from such an innocent looking girl. Love it. I bet the Sandman is a screwed up dude. Always trying to put kids to sleep.....creeper.

  • please poop on me...........

  • HAHA I smoke crack :D I love myself a good pussy!! :D LOL Thanks for making me laugh :)

  • Santa claus

  • T-REX'S because there was no metorite that hit. It was the male trexs going crazy because they cant masterbate or itch there nuts. SO the female rexs hid and the males killed everyone and just died. So 2012 will happen and its because females will over run the earth. So just hide men hide HIDE DAMN YOU. RUUN ill stay just for giggles lol

  • WHITE PEOPLE

  • my allowence

  • BOB BARKER

  • When my mom used to talk about dust bunnies under my bed, I thought they were actually bunnies made of dust. So obviously my imagination took over and I was very creeped out about the evil Dust Bunnies under my bed that were waiting for me to go to sleep to do whatever it is that Dust Bunnies do. I slept on the floor for weeks, not realizing that it was probably easier for them to get to me there then if I was on the bed.

  • Santa-He watches you whenyou sleep. He knows when your noughty. What does that say i think santas been a naughty boy. AND he makes you sit on his lap and he feels you.

  • santa...move the n to the end and it spells satan....also he watchens lil kids...AND he gets kids to sit in his lap...if that doesnt scream evil pedophile idk wat does

  • i cryed when my parents told me that the tooth fairy didn't exist....

    and by the way i saw an elf last christmas! that means that santa does exist!!

  • Hahaha - 'I smoke crack!'

    Sub'ed.

  • ' i Smoke Crack xD '

  • no doubt about it..SANTA CLAUS

  • Santa the thought of some old man that's watching you all the time is pretty creepy plus then breaks into your house when everyone's sleeping can anyone say CrEePeR

  • My mom used to tell me that the buggie monster was called the buggie monster because he picked his nose a lot and would flick his buggers at all the little boys and girls that mis-behaved. See what you can do with that Lisa. Thanks for being awesome!

  • santa. he's fat, gets drunk, spends lots of money on kids that he doesnt know, breaks into houses by falling down chimneys and give the presents to the kids that he doesnt know, and your parents ALLOW this crazy man to do these things??

  • BOOBIES

  • @iinsaneWANTdeathh where???

  • @thesten99 we need it,dude.

  • Damn, you're funny!

  • The Smurfs, tiny little blue hippies living under shrooms!? My mom loved that show, which makes me wonder if she's lying when she says she's never been to Woodstock. Those little freaks look like someone that got flushed down a newly cleaned toilet with the lil blue cleaners- (In fact i bet the scrubbing bubbles from those commercials are involved in this somehow too) - Maybe that's what really did happen, Keebler elves and Smurfs got in a prank war...

  • Somewhere there is a dentist who caters to cowards who would love this toothless fairy to sit in their chair!

  • my uncle Ted... 

  • Easter bunny man... Sick bastard going around leaving brown lumps for kids to find

  • Frosty the snowman, he's a talking snowman. Seriously!!!!

  • the easter bunny: he must be a deamon who enchants eegs to brain was children in to doing his eveil bidding. >:)

  • she is tooo funny go lis