YELLING solves everything

[uptoCHINAtown]

Its pronounced KAH-PAH not CAP-UH....if your gunna speak japanese, learn how to say it right! lol (;

[assbobobo]

Bono

[teddy5615]

I love your ass joke!!!

[redacid22]

TTEEHHHEEE

[DizzyPika12]

Umbreon :DD Or Glaceon Is My Favorite

[TheDoopliss2]

Im sorry, but you are 23 and your parents still buy you stuff like that? ..... Cool?

[XxAnnaPandaxX]

I GOT THE FLASHLIGHT NECKLACE TOO

[Pyrothosify]

sad

[lucistele]

buttons are great

[Vincevamp1]

It would be a lot more convenient if I had three buttons to my as-

[sayiloveyou08]

I <3 your Ash hat :D

[mrk3ma1]

your voice like portal 2 robots

[southsoftball1]

is he gay?

[wizardnoodles054]

@southsoftball1 Read thee comments under the description....

[sasukeichigo12]

omg you were born in january? No wonder Everyone I know born in january is super skinny D: I was born in august...

[xXCABfanXx]

i love your sweater.

[capricornxxx123]

When's yo birthday???? I'm a january too!!!!

[HeartlessxLie]

@tribalzbakla:

Points to you for pointing out a hilarious obvious, and ending yet another persons hateragerampage.

Points away from you for using the three dots . I forgot what it's called but I know what it means. Sorry, bud.:(

[HeartlessxLie]

"I'll be turning 23 in January!:D"

"It would be a lot more convenient if I had three buttons on my pants near my a-..."

"Because we're NEVER inappropriate here..."

You have said so many funny things in tour time on YouTube. So simple, yet so funny...

-3's for Joe-Joe! :D

[nerseyprewww]

hahahahaahah "incase i need to air out my shoulder"

[DuaLity1e]

You Make Justin Beiber look Straight

[creamygoodness90]

@EttoreakaJpizzle Congratulations on being a Neanderthal.

[JadedQuincy]

@EttoreakaJpizzle

I wish you nothing but pain and tragedy, you deserve nothing better.

[456puff]

Also I think yelling solves everything too! I have a really bad temper, and that could explain everything.

[456puff]

Even if I'm really really late i'l tell you I went as a witch and I even used wash out dye to make my hair orange! ( Yes orange. )

[TheCherryBomber1]

this halloween i'm going to dress up as you! coz I LOVE you! :D xx

[ricanlovely88]

23 in January?!?!?! ...me too..

[BJTNYSE]

What model of mobile phone do you have?

[Megs1Bese]

You are SUPER funny!

[CuffsMcgraw]

I know this is a bit late, but I went as Lady Gaga for Halloween =)

[leviandwalmarts]

"It would make more sense to have three buttons down by my a-Last week .." Made me lol.

[SuperCouchspud]

I only found out about the Kappa by playing pokemon. Pokedex Entry for Golduck in Red/Blue version: Often seen swimming elegantly by lake shores. It is often mistaken for the Japanese monster, Kappa. Pokemon FTW!

Okay, that was rather random and sad.

[weetzybat]

you show the comments too quick to actually read its annoying

[codered04]

UMBREON!!

[sizzle9000]

I only know what a kappa is because of Kapp'n in Animal Crossing. Yeah.

[NZavala18]

omg i love your sweater honey :-)

[sendmetomars]

the language barrier happens to me ALL. THE. TIME. working for an airline exposes me to a lot of people from different places. they seem to think that the slower+louder they talk to me, the better i would understand their french/italian/german/whathave­you. ugh. best response? talk back to them in MY LANGUAGE, slowly explaining that I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU.

[deruudster]

Where are the new vids?

[refolexx]

Holy shit, you're like the gay incarnation of Community Channel...!

[rshadix86]

@refolexx Hayley! WTF! Get a new username!

[iamsammybe]

not that it's a big deal... but kappa is pronounced like "KAH PAH"

(KAH like c0ck with out the ck.)

[makoto357]

also, i almost dressed up as a kappa for halloween.

[makoto357]

harry potter is the reason i know about kappas. kappuh? kappuhpuh? KAPPA!!?!!```~

[Rishtastic]

I used to have buttons on my boxers, back in 1998 when it was still cool to wear boxers. Cool story, I know.

[NathanRETROSPECTIVE]

Lol, the only reason I know what a Kappa is, is because of Harvest Moon xD

[JamieDanger]

I don't know if someone already said this, BUT, there is an amazing novel by Ryuunosuke Akutagawa called "Kappa," where this guy finds himself in a whole world of Kappas. You'd think being surrounded by Kappas would mean it's the happiest novel ever, but it's actually pretty sad. But I recommend it!

[Levifinley1]

Can I say that i effing LOVE YOU!!!???

[GakupoRin]

0:45 = I'm deaf. I thought you said, "three blind mice". And then you said, just for one person...I was like 0_o

[AlwaysBeMyThunder21]

omg ur hilarious! i laughed so much at vid

[PieLord1011]

Dude I f**king love you. It takes serious skill to make someone feel good about themself AND burst into spontaneous laughter in the course of 2 minutes.

[Fluf3xxx]

my sister saw you trick or treating!

[fruitylover1]

you talk just like computer, planktons wife on sponge bob :)

[thryn11]

I'm wearing a shirt just like that only there are buttons on BOTH sides...... JEALOUS?!

[Silveirta]

"My mom bought me this glowing lantern and these glowsticks to wear while I'm trick or treating....I'm turning 23 in January!"

[eeli1]

A week I finally finished watching all 101 of your videos. And then my computer died. I spent its last hours well. :)

[obi1matty]

Oh! And my favorite Evee evolution is def gunna be Leafeon. She's fabulous.

[obi1matty]

I went to the bar for Halloween...I went as a wrestler. I got 3rd place in the costume contest, and it was only cause I stuffed my crotch with a sock...I bet if I used 2 socks, I would have won...sigh...fml.

[ewgwf]

I went trick-or-treating.

I was Velma from Scooby-doo. :3

*I* love Kappas. I love the little plates on their heads.

[scareykattuk]

yelling causes more friction.

now, i will yell on the top of my lungs.

LOL

[hashm21]

YOU ARE A FAG....FAGS ARE ASSHOLES....HENCE YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE........THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN YOUR LIFE GROW UP YOU ARE A MAN.....MEN DONT GET FUCKED IN THEIR ASSES...YOU CAN DO IT JUST GO BACK TO THE RIGHT CHOISE.....THINK, READ AND EVALUATE YOUR SITUATION "CHOOSING TO BE GAY".....GAY IS NOT THE WAY...PLEASE THINK

[disneykid1]

@hashm21 oh. yes, yes of course it was a choice. obviously i wanted to be ridiculed my entire life. it was just SO much easier being gay so i chose it!

no but seriously you are an ignorant fuck. the only CHOICE i made was to be myself.

[PieLord1011]

@disneykid1 Yay go Joe~

[mitchman11693]

@disneykid1 i fucking love you joseph. like, i am literally in love with you.

[MrHowWasYourDay]

@disneykid1 Just think, you made money off this idiot.

[tribalzbakla]

@disneykid1 upon reviewing hashm21's history of videos he has been viewing, and the time spent by a "straight" individual to do so, i've come to one conclusion. his negative reactions are simply defined by the fact that he wants dick up his ass, too, but isn't ready to accept this awesome lifestyle that is more than just getting fucked in our asses. occam's razor, bitch - the simplest answer is most likely the solution.

∴ hashm21 is gay.

[Silveirta]

@hashm21 He doesn't look like a bundle of sticks to me. Just saying.

[SerenityShootingStar]

@hashm21

For shame troll, for shame.

[zc4jt]

@hashm21 real men don't make YouTube accounts just to write absolute bullcrap on AWESOME peoples videos. upload a video and show yo self fooool.

[rshadix86]

@hashm21 A moment of silence for the English language, which was just held captive at gunpoint, sodomized repeatedly, murdered, chopped into lots of tiny little pieces, and dissolved in lie before being released into the nation's water supply. This is not the man from whom you should be taking life advice, children.

[ilamusicalssm]

@hashm21 turn your caps lock of motherfucker

[ilamusicalssm]

@hashm21 turn your caps lock off you motherfucker

[layneisamazing13]

@hashm21 i wouldn't be the one talking hater since you don't even know how to spell choice . . . it's not CHOISE

[doiconfuseyou]

@hashm21 we win....sorry.

[10thgradeloser]

@hashm21 Douchebag

[gb9514]

@hashm21 suck a big one, asshole.

[ShortCircuit11]

@hashm21 YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE. HOMOPHOBES ARE ASSHOLES. HENSE YOUR A DOUCHEBAG. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING AND STOP ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH. NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T OBSSESS OVER THE SEX LIVES OF OTHERS. YOU CAN DO IT, JUST GO READ A BOOK, PREFERABLY NOT THE BIBLE, GO TO SCHOOL PERHAPS, TELEPORT YOURSELF OUT OF THE 1800'S. CHOOSEING TO WASTE YOUR TIME BEING A CHICKENSHIT AND BITCHING AT OTHERS IN CAPSLOCK IS NOT THE WAY. PLEASE TELL ME YOU'VE GROWN A PAIR SINCE YOU WROTE THIS.

[RchrdGrpy]

@ShortCircuit11 don't fight hate with hate, you just lower yourself to their level.

[ShortCircuit11]

@RchrdGrpy well thanks rabbi. next time i'll give him a hug instead of repeating his words and altering there context so as to apply to him rather then the person hes bitching at, or ignore that hes an idiot, because that will solve everything.

[RchrdGrpy]

@ShortCircuit11 i wish you would give him a hug instead of hating on him, some one with that much hate in them could probably use some love.

[ISnoggedHarry]

Safety first, Joe.

[hotnexxx]

I don't think you would need 3 buttons near your a.. since you probably wear ass-less chaps : /

[bRe760]

LMAO. You make my day :)

[jenniferbonner09]

I swear, I have that same sweater. Three buttons and everything.

[0Shebulba0]

yay! my comment was put up on the video! I would be so excited right now if it was really nat's vid... or your dad. I'm not really picky

[TheMrVulpesVulpes]

You make me laugh SO hard. I literally cried tears of joy when I watched this.

[siemprebae]

I like your buttons. And do you think there should be an age limit on trick-or-treating?

[disneykid1]

@siemprebae i think as long as it's good-natured and fun, everyone should be able to trick-or-treat!

[TheCherryBomber1]

@disneykid1 although for some reason 50 year old trick or treating seems a little creepy...or maybe i'm just a prude...

[SirJoven89]

your shirt is actually that cool that i even thought about telling you, before you asked in your video.

[FerreThoughts]

I hung out with my parents and folded laundry alone in my dorm room on Halloween. So much for college being “fun."

[TheSebastianMatiz]

i have a pair of pants with a zipper down there

[jaymiewithaY]

I was Bam Bam, but I didn't go trick or treating haha You should do a video in your Peter Pan costume!

[aliblahblahb]

Started halloween with a midnight showing of the rocky horror picture show. I threw rice and toast and yelled at a guy in drag for 3 and a half hours. Best show ever. I would have gotten dressed up, but I was too busy avoiding booze, and there was a utter lack of amazing people with pokemon hats. And I'm lazy.

[avivaaria]

I was Princess Peach, and my neighbor wouldn't give me candy because she said I was too old. Her 8 year old daughter came by this morning to tell me her mom was a meanie, and gave me candy, I'm 20.

[pianomandwil8]

you're sooo funny.

[demha03]

you never called me back.

[lilbirdy13]

"No, just for one person."

lol

[SultanaLotus]

politically incorrect native american princess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[redsquarenine]

Golduck. That's why.

[thedoodler]

I went as Peter Pan too this year! Well, mine was a twisted fairytale version ... clearly only the cool kids dress as Pan ...

[BeccatheBizarre]

I told my mom I wanted to go trick or treating and she called me disgusting. Whatever.

[disneykid1]

@BeccatheBizarre time to get a new mom.

[iRunWithLife]

@disneykid1

LOL!

[Xxnicoroxxx]

@BeccatheBizarre HAHAAAAAA!!!! that made my day

[rainewater85]

We get enough "older kids" trick-or-treating around here, it gets me thinking that maybe I can dress up and pass for a kid; I am petite after all. But I'll be 26 by next Hallowe'en. Is that wrong?

[hamykams]

my sweaters have buttons on both sides. what now. 

[notesinbooks]

my life needs more cup of joe

[tracyxoxo]

i have that same sweater. but i wear it better.

[goodboyturnsbadboy]

why am i not surprised your best friend is you?

[ukpkmkk]

no offence but r u gay

[espillner]

I was a teen mom and hell yea I went trick or treating. it was AWESOME except, most people just thought I was actually preggers and I ended up just being judged

[SoRinaluv27]

I was a zombie :) 17 and still trick or treating. you betcha.

you'd be the cutest peter pan ever. We want pictures.

[GoldenEggProductions]

Soooo I accidentally did Halloween yesterday... Yah my friends DID convince me that yesterday was the 31st instead of the 30th. So I was dressed as Dorothy all day.

[llamalover8761]

JOLTEOONNN

also i hate when people yell louder at me, then when i tell them i'll never understand what they are talking about they give me this scornful look... -_-

[insanedoodle58]

I love those buttons. How else would my left shoulder cool down?

[mastatay16]

I have that shirt, and those pants with the 3 buttons. your dad likes them.

[epicLoVefan23]

I thought you would appreciate this...my friend dressed up as Misty from Pokemon :) He looked awesome

[chiaracat]

you are so sweet!!

[bball44lk]

we have a friend who is deaf and my other friend doesnt know sign language. so she thinks that is she talks louder he will somehow be able to understand her.

[TeaInABox]

Going Trick or Treating as Ash Ketchum!

[sherbleylovesmj]

I'm going trick or treating and I'm going as Ke$ha. hahaha

you'd make a good peter pan

[Bellee23]

I have a jumper with 3 buttons on the shoulder too! wow. o.O XD xxx

[RondoNumber9xo]

I'm tricker treating and I've been made fun of quite a bit. Haaha "I'll be 23 in January"

[furretfan450]

Just for one person?!?! aren't you going to feed my dad? D=<

[TouYubeuser009]

i went as a zebra to school, painted white with black stripes all over my face, back and arms with silver zebra print spandex tube dress i made.

i'm still stripey two days later! :/

[iwonder911]

you know its against the law to go trick or treating if your over the age of 12

[disneykid1]

@iwonder911 actually that's a city law, and very few cities have it. and i'm not actually sure they can legally enforce it. you should google it.

[loverofhorses92]

@iwonder911 anyone can go trick or treating whore

[MattLFraser]

I went as a straight guy, and the more he drinks the gayer he becomes . . . Yeah, I'm cool. (Oh - he was a splash Metro)

[Tennababy]

3 Youngsters came to my house last night to get candy. I asked what kind of trouble they would get into if I didn't give them what they wanted, so before evaluating how much and what candy I would throw at them, they told me how they would kidnap my dog (the one in my hands at that time) and how they would sort its parts from the others.. Thats the 4 arms my dog has.

When I'm going to trick or treat I will tell people how I will put more arms on 1 dog, cause those guys just didn't sell well...

[TheLesbianMafia]

air out that shoulder lol!

[TheLesbianMafia]

lllol

[TheHippocampi]

While reading pick up lines for passing some time I came across this one and thought of you XD "Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cause he sure made me horny!" Anywho....

[werewolfbitevictim]

not going trick or treating have a costume contest that i will be entering where the prize is 1000 dollars. my favorite eeveevolution (<----not spelling error) is vaporeon!

[BathtubWanderer]

Your best friend looks VERY familiar... Hm...

[disneykid1]

@BathtubWanderer it's me shhh don't tell anyone.

[PassTheSkittles]

Joe! Joe! Joe! TELL ME, WHAT DAY IN JANUARY WERE YOU BORN!?!?!? Happy Halloween.

[LetTheDreamBegin]

I'm dressing as Wendy for Halloween!

[lovesthegaga]

i'm going as Raphael from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! it's gonna be suhh-weet. and yeah i'm trick-or-treating. i don't think i'll ever stop...

[MonHeartsYou]

not really into pokemon so i don't know. and how do you know we don't care what they say? by the way, if you design some jeans with the buttons on the ass... hook me up. LOL

[gingerstockton]

I went to a party last night and I was a 20s flapper.

[cherrydog9]

lol. you crack me up

[lilteddymouse]

I am not going trick-or-treating because I'm spending my Halloween weekend in DC for the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear. Worth it.

My favorite eeveelution is either Umbreon or Jolteon, I think. Which is your favorite?

[omgacat12]

Its ok joseph ill send u my ds version trust me tell me what city ill ship it from canada to ur post office :) no problem for my favorite youtube channel

[Lizeelou2]

I am going as Ash Ketchum, but I haven't decided if I am going Trick 'r Treating yet.

[roadkill1984]

I'm going as WHAMMM! White Heterosexual American Middle-Class Male Man! Most mediocre superhero ever! Hooray Halloween!

[zc4jt]

Maybe if I took my penis out your ear you'd be able to hear better ... sorry.

[amandafaerie]

i'm not dressing up or trick-or-treating because the show sherlock is playing on pbs at 9pm on halloween, and if i miss it, the world will implode. so, long story short, i'll be holed up in my watching tv.

[aquaticsirens]

win

i ruv u disneykid1

[iomoo]

dressing up as pikachu. YAYYAYAYAYAY

[rmntcartst]

omg I turn 23 in January too! On the 23rd <3

[paperweighted]

I'm going trick or treating, and I'm dressing up as a magician.

[MrsWizz96]

What is a cappa(capper?)...?

[josephjuvenile]

I'm not doing ANYTHING for Halloween. I guess you could say I'm having another typical Joseph Birdsong weekend! fml

[youngandrreckless]

im going to a halloween party as a mouse, duh!

[robertraymondprather]

"three buttons near my aaaa". For that you could always get those p.j.s with the square back end.

[TheNicolexoxo]

i went as a nerd at school, and i'm debating whether or not to go as Ke$ha on Halloween

[BabyJaneJanee]

omg i luv you!

[haleythedinosaur]

IM GOING AS TINKERBELL! ADORBLE!

[xtopher]

I was legit, just talking about this at work yesterday! since we work in a touristy area and people who don't speak english don't understand anything we say! lol ..

& I'm going as cupid!

[turgor22]

i'm going trick or treating aaannndd i'm going to be peter pan, too!! :D

[gecko562]

I am soooo going as Cruella de Vil!!!!!

[ohxromance]

I'm not trick-or-treating. I'm answering the door as John Lennon. It's gonna be great, especially because I'm a girl. Maybe I'll sing them a chorus of Imagine before I give them their candy.

[AbsterViolin]

Trick or treating as... wait for it... anastasia! the russian princess1 :D

[TheNicolexoxo]

@AbsterViolin whatttt!!!!! that's like my favorite movie!!! ahhhhh

[ramoodle]

If they ask you how old you are while trick or treating you can always say that you are 15. Being that you look and sound like a 15 year old.

[PutMeOnAPlane]

Me and my friends are being people from The Office...I'm Angela and then my two friends are being Pam and Jim. We had an Andy/Dwight but he had to work. dammit.

<3 uh yeah. i do the same thing.