Comedy Hall of Fame #1 - Jeff Dunham!

[8130Nancy]

hahaha so funny

[fuckthecheaters]

hellooooo ...i'm Lindsey Lohan....gets me every time ..lol

[jihadsamarji]

funny , but Stop thinking that Terrorists are muslims , and it's ahmad not achmed . muslim and proud

[sophie1234567894]

Silence.....I kill u . Holy crap I'm in the air.i won't move my ass.

[sophie1234567894]

Silence I kill you!!!!!!!!! God evening infudl

[LittleBigDutchGirl]

I love how Jeff says : AGGGGGGGGGmed

[corbin398]

He scares me he has gas

[PrincesszzOlivia1231]

SILENCE!!! I KILL U!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA......

[kadrianong]

So rude

[Jade333vamp]

haha so funny

[CRYSTALDYMAND6]

AND THE WINNER HAD TO FIGHT MICHAEL JACKSON

[CRYSTALDYMAND6]

STOOPTOUCHING MEE!!!!!!! I KILL YOU

[CRYSTALDYMAND6]

SILENCE... I KILL YOU

[MatthewLikesBaseball]

what de hell whats wrong with my feet

[TheGvandenbroucke]

didnt' even make me smile....and honestly show this to any real comedian and i doubt you'll get a laugh out of them

[candkatie11]

XD

[TheZeroedge]

Hes funny but getting old for me

[blackopsplayer84]

This is The Funniest one of his Acts EVERRRRR. Omg i LOOVEEEE IT i Always LMAOOOO <33 :D

His Voice IS FUNNY xDD

Silence! I KILL YOU!

[imagineers0]

Love Jeff, love the act, but the dead terrorist is the only doll I like.

Why oh why must dolls be so ugly. Sesame Street ugly is okay. Grover, Oscar, Burt.. they're fine.. but the dead terrorist is the only puppet I like of Jeff's.

[TheNewLewisHamilton2]

so was there a training camp

yes

was it good

use to be

what happend

New guy

he wanted to have a practice

[Dan69WasTaken]

this guy is absolute trash

[IAMSHAWNFLYNN]

@Dan69WasTaken FUCK YOU!

[Dan69WasTaken]

@IAMSHAWNFLYNN can i shit on ur chest? with consent of course

[ciainthehouse]

@IAMSHAWNFLYNN fuck you bitch. this dude is so lame.

[IAMSHAWNFLYNN]

@ciainthehouse You know i bet you wouldn't have this many balls in real life

[ciainthehouse]

@ciainthehouse i have two balls in real life.. but i also do have the balls to say what the fuck i want in person.

[fridaynightovernight]

that is so funny i peed myself

[DuelMasterShobu]

@fridaynightovernight thats y i wear diapers when watchin these

[animeyaoilover92]

"Oh thats easy they open up the case and i say HELLOOOOOOOO I AM LINDSEY LOHAN" so funny

[yabuddy90210]

Dan Horn was way better. LUVED ORSON!

[LiefMeiske20]

Argghh r u scared

not really no

argghh nd now?

not really no

Argghhh !!!! nd now

no

God damnit

ooh ohh

i mean allah damn it

[LefteesAssassin]

"knock knock"

"who's there?"

"me, i kill you!"

[MicroWolf1]

@ bigderekkeen you are the biggest fucking idiot ever this stuff is comedy gold bastard!!!!

[BlackRose0921]

Location, location, location.

[StanPomeray]

Would he get away with it if the puppet was a black guy who was meant to be a drug dealer?

[awsommarshall12]

@StanPomeray LOL YES HE WOULD

[bigderekkeene]

i wish this puppet was alive, so i could kill it myself. Most over rated shit on youtube. Dan Horn is so much better than this tit

[ToJestToful]

How Can You Dislike This I Think You Must Be Drunk So Hard Or..... Your Just An Idiot... oh and Thumbs Up :DD

[nikol8537]

silence...!!!! i.kill.u!!!!!!! hahahahaha....

[kayla5855]

that was sooo funny~!!!!!!!!!

[kyestone]

i love bu oh u mean the president im sorry

[icyspeed19]

I didnt get the last joke about bush when jeff asks achmed "what do u think of bush"

and achmed replies "I love....oh you mean the president im sorry"

everyone laughed their asses off for that one but i just dont get it, can anyone explain it to me :D

[MissSasukegirl]

@icyspeed19

Get a dictionary

[sara18leite]

@MissSasukegirl what's a dictionary got to do with it?

[sara18leite]

Respond to this video...

 Like there's a dictionary that explains jokes

[Revion1000]

@icyspeed19

u gotta have a dirty mind me thinks lol when i herd it i jsd bout pissed myself

[Skyblaze112]

@icyspeed19 I think he's talking about the beer....I THINK...

[TheSiliconV]

How does Achmed feel about Osama?

[cagayat]

@SuperCOOLGIRL1998 

[cagayat]

@SuperCOOLGIRL1998 fuck you

[MrPandamills]

i luve bubba j

[Buffoon1980]

He's a good ventriloquist. But this is so far from being funny that it's not, uh, funny.

[itsbandar]

@SuperShamont youtube remeber when youtube free? oh its still free with style ! just go buy some cassette tapes dumbass

[facebreakzilla]

@SuperShamont thats abit gay..

[Mathijsken91]

@SuperShamont They need it...

Get over it!

[foxxthefox]

@SuperShamont You know what I miss about youtube... Flagging someone like you...

[aktrainnut]

@SuperShamont What does this have to do with Jeff Dunham?

[ichigo12zx]

omg.......I cant stop laughing every time i see it

[NityaShots]

hahah so funny i like him !!!!!

[SEMSEM300100]

I AM A MUSLIM AND I AM NOT TERRORIST

[yourallstoopid]

@SEMSEM300100 ya you are

[GuitarGuy057]

@SEMSEM300100 Cool.

[asdf1gh2jkl3]

@SEMSEM300100 I believe you

[Vivi1Enigma0]

@SEMSEM300100 Who cares? *weird look*

[alecsaify]

SILINCE I KILL U

[MikaelaM21]

@wweshawnyo Yes, thank you. I have realized that I spelt it wrong. Does it really matter that uch?..

[blazed420us]

IT FLESH WOUND!

[sadgreen]

What a racist piece of crap

[TDog14126]

@sadgreen oh come on! it's comedy....

[EvolutionMashUpz]

A.... C... FLEM ROFLMAO!

[LEEzZzY121]

u idiot , u don't have an ass LMAO XD

[wweshawnyo]

damnit

[countryclassic]

Ach...Ach...ach...LOL!!!

[dfklin]

LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL

"I will not move my ass" - LMAO

[pixiechick159]

hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am lindsey lohan!!

[uGxfogetson1904]

hahah this foo is funny

[TheApolloXI]

This joke gets boring after the 10th time.

[nargokson21]

it is not alah is auollah(allah)

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[TheSpenny9]

I love bu- oh you mean the president I'm sorry. Lolololololol

[richyrik1]

139,054???come on...theres go to be more than jusin bieber video

[blakmamba911]

A-C-PLEGM

[ThaBestThing17]

@loverkuwait is this seriously the right video for that comment?

[123ninjaassassin]

hold #3

[AK40fication]

With this virgin thing, does it specify what they look like? The only virgins I know, well, there is a reason they are virgins.

[NikkyFromHolland]

@AK40fication >> GOOD POINT !!!

Yeah, really good ppoint !!!

hahahahaahahahaha

[loverkuwait]

Muhammad's the last of the Prophets & brightest.Who follow Mohammed,Do what God want & hurry away from sins likes (adultery,alcohol,gambling,por­k & usury..)Do five hypotheses ((Believes that there is only 1 god(alah),prayer,Zakat(give money for poor ppl,fasting of Ramadan & hajj))Do what God & Prophet Muhammad want will enter the Paradise.Praise God who preferred the blessing of Islam & peace.That's Islam & our enemies are working to spoil the image of Islam.WE LOVE MUHAMMAD MORE THAN OURSELVES

[SpeedoZippy]

KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? ME, I KILL YOU!

[theyabam]

it is funny but using this name was the stupid thing in the show , he could use another name

[AnnHattieAnn]

@theyabam ... such as ... ?

[Gamelord804]

The 2 people who disliked this video were "new guys"

[MissKaceyP202]

SILENCE.......I KILL YOU!

[Met0llicA]

i was giving gasoline and i ^#^%^% my cellphone?? what does he say in there?

[MissKaceyP202]

@Met0llicA

answered

[Suede1002]

LMAO...SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!

[mamacita133]

i love this dude

[sports1967able]

haha

[momoko023]

STARING AT HIS BUSHY EYEBROWS MAKES IT MORE FUNNY!

[sexi4ioms]

His eyebrows make it funny

[djhunk1]

bwahahahahaha.......too much fun jeff! :)

[MissSelfdestruct1999]

SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!.......i kill you. lol XD

[Coreytherocker]

:L Hello!... I am Lindsey Lohan :L

[DeicideFarmers]

Silence ... I Kill You ? :)))))))))))))))))

[dosgoat]

I just my flu shot :)

[dosgoat]

I need ligaments :)

[nofalbasha]

thanx Rana for sharing...,so funny.....i'll kill you ^^

[MrJONNYAFRO]

this guy & achmid are just legends

[MikaelaM21]

@DREDRE027 I have no idea. Sorry.

[TheRadojak]

walter disliked this video

[deathring27]

@TheRadojak walter is the best :) but he is more for grown up people, young minds dont understand ! :D

[TheRadojak]

@deathring27

you are right

[pbfanful]

@TheRadojak hahahahaha!!

[irisx97]

Silence!, i'll kill you hahhahahahha ;D

[missionaryoffaith]

Achmed should become a freeman on the land...lol

[oncelovealwayslove]

... a terrifiying.. terrorist... r u scared. rah .and now not really now er rwaaah.. how bout now.. no.. god damnit.. oh oh i mean i mean allah damnit

[xXspeedriderXx]

part*

[xXspeedriderXx]

*ahmed tries to scare jeff* What about now? no. God damn it!.Woo!wo!.I .. i mean ala damnit! Aahaahha this party was freacking awsome XD

[Reddylion]

72 virgins lol sick mother fucker lol lol......

[masteryoda394]

I laugh every time I see this stuff.

[corey2468ify]

lol!

[corey2468ify]

lol!

[geraldinix003]

jajaja funny



[dabigboss830]

SILENCE I KILL YOU!!!!!

[nhiemart]

5 stars!!!

[BobCassidy]

The first person you could think of to induct into your hall of fame is this clown? Dear god.

[hmcgill911]

@BobCassidy And I suppose you could do better?????

[BobCassidy]

@hmcgill911 That is neither here nor there. I am not a comedian. 

[PrincessSakuritha]

well haha silence!!! i kill u xDD

thaz soo cool xD i like :A

[doodlemyface]

what kind of terrorist?

a terrifying terrorist

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[kelseydawn100]

Jeff Dunham , every time i'm feeling upset, or mad or what ever.

I watch you and it all goes away. I LOVE YOU <33 :)

[F3ath3r3dS3rp3nt]

God damn it. Oh, I mean uh, Allah damn it! XD

[22900117]

Very Funny!! Can you upload subtitles (spanish)

[horsebackridernumber]

ELLO I'M LINDSAY LOHAN!!

[iloveschool1011]

he is so funny man!! thanks for uploading it

[GottaLoveTheHorrors]

Jeff: How do you spell your name?

Achmed: Well, lets see...A...C...phlem

ROFL XD

[shihou3]

"2 judes walking a bar.. no no! what? o.o you don't like judes in your bar? YOU RACIST BASTARD!" XDDDDDDDDDDDD

LOL!

[gbboi]

this one is actually cool

[FILMMAKERCHAP]

this will be funny until the end of time

[pamorale]

Silence....I kill you!!

HAHHAAHAA

[Sharkoffs]

yo im sorry i really don't think this guy is funny. His jokes are the corniest shit ive ever heard. If maybe a 5 year old was watching this I would understand but its really not that funny.

[LuckiCharm123]

well obviously you dont have a sense of humor

[jaymez100]

blah blah

[Maxnickleblue]

Amazing. :0)

[arcticcat162]

i love penut and jeff dunham but i love all of his guys there so funny

[MikaelaM21]

this guy, is my fav!

and i love achmid too!

[DREDRE027]

@MikaelaM21 Is this the first show of Achmed ?

[kaos433]

@MikaelaM21 achmed

[Choytun22]

@MikaelaM21

its not achmid it Achmed rrr rr rrrrrr!

[wweshawnyo]

@MikaelaM21 you spelled achmed wrong you