Alex Reads Twilight: Ch.7

[laurnen7990]

"i hate Lauren... Who's Lauren?"

[lillythepoptartninja]

Fucking lauren!! 

[gordyb118]

A Twilight ad came up when I was watching this :D

[Kribecky1237]

Is that Harry Potter I spy in the background? ;)

[rasputinsloved1]

Someone's wiccan! Or at least interested.

[caitlin1619]

was having such a shit day and then saw this.... i feel soooo much better now!

[MusicROXxox]

bitch you don't type ONE FRICKIN word on google. dumbfuck.

[xxxlorrettaxxx]

'...yeah and shit books...' BEST ONE-LINER EVER!!

[PinkButterfly2662]

Reading Twilight with Harry Potter in the background. Yes, Alex.

[HarrehPotterlove]

*Rants aout Lauren*

I hate Lauren!

Who's lauren?:')

[ellenhasnolife]

John Green bobble head :D

[RandomAwesomePers0n]

only you could make listening to twilight read aloud even vaguely enjoyable. your genius knows no bounds alex :)

[haayleyox]

hahaha you've made my day Alex Day ;)

[YellowItsGrey]

Of course the advertisement to the right is of the girl that plays Bella...... for favorite movie actress. How ironic.

[sammyxsaysxboo]

The chick at the end looks like she doesn't want to be there

[imurlilami]

Harry Potter in the back! ;D

[iizlunalovegood]

Lauren is more popular than Bella...

[ASHREYEntertainment]

2:05

[eeleshnimay]

harry potter :) :)

[Evan42881]

Was Maureen Johnston pretending or is she just that big of a bitch?

[BRBSIE2]

I like how you have Harry Potter books in the background. ;)

[arainbowify]

I read twilight (i hated the movie so i read the book to see if it was better) and I remember yelling "Who the fuck is lauren???" i know how you feel hahhhaa

[thesnowswimmer128]

I'm liking the Harry Potter books visible on the bookcase. now that's a REAL story. :]

[picklesfeelnolove]

i only watched this video to see Alex eat breakfast cheerily :)

[iamthetwelfthdoctor]

I've read all four books multiple times, I didn't even remember there was Lauren...

[WhatGoesOnn]

I read this book multiple times... Back in like, Middle School... But I still have no idea who Lauren is.

[YouAreHereNow]

Lauren is the girl who was popular in everything before Bella came to live in Forks. A mean girl.

[gayatrisiva]

ohhh thats the title! its about weather. typical.

ohhh ur too funny

[LexLClarkKLuver]

Bella is so passive. She's boring, idiotic and believes that she can't change anything. GREAT role model for teenage girls, NOT.

[Bookwormsociety]

When I read this it seemed much less obnoxiously awful. But now that I hear it again.... Yeah, this book is utter rubbish.

[xlivelongandprosperx]

I like watching how his hair grows throughout the Alex Reads Twilight videos.

[twilight0000000001]

Why did u even buy the book if ur gonna do this nonsense piece of crap so either get a life or go to HELL

[TheTayCow]

@twilight0000000001 trollin hater, get the hell out of here if you dont want to watch it.. this is part SEVEN so your just an idiot to keep commenting pointlessly on things you hate

[picklesfeelnolove]

2:06, best 'toast jumping out of the toaster' impression ever... and best YEAH ever!

[Chutneylolly1910]

When you said spiralling down in sadness or something like that I thought that you would spiral down fake cruing

[SleepingPorcupine]

Maureen Johnson is such an amazing person! :3

[mwakortskallo]

@SleepingPorcupine I don't really know who she is, but I saw her on a Leakycon video and recognized her by her looks. I feel like such a stalker for remembering her from this video.

[SleepingPorcupine]

@mwakortskallo Ahh well she's an author like alex said. she also wrote ''13 little blue envelopes' if you've heard of it from the vlogbrothers. Follow her on twitter!!

[xColbert]

the toast bit had me lmfao XD

[KarmaWillBiteYou]

Stephanie Meyer just sneezed up Twilight one day, and gave it to her publisher.

[ButterflyRedrum]

PAINFULLY.

[ToumaFanGurl]

"I hate Lauren! .............. Who's Lauren?"

[kittyduh]

i saw the gif on tumblr of him eating breakfast cheerily. it's so much better actually watching him do it hahaha.

[sillystars3]

What was up with Maureen Johnson at the end??

[TheLoveIsWaiting42]

I really laughed out loud. Its so different hearing it out loud. Alex's comments are amazing.

[BreChristie]

JOHN GREEN BOBBLEHEAD

[EnaraTheAngel]

I've actually read those books. Yeep. Not proud of it, but who the fuck is Lauren???

[katieismyname12]

I HATE Lauren! Who is Lauren? Haha x

[PerryTehPlatypus]

i want my hair like that.

[erinissuperawesomful]

''fucking lauren! who the fuck is lauren!?''

[kanbiyume]

"as dim as twilight" you say? Sounds about right.

[HannahIsabellaKeenie]

Harry potter on the book shelf behind him ftww!! 

[MissSherlocked]

"I hate Lauren.... Who's Lauren?"

I love the collection of Harry Potter books in the background!! :)

[Grainbow95]

Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by Lauren.

[CurtisDoverY0]

@Grainbow95 she punched me in the face once... it was AWESOME!

[tombomdoodle]

Fuckin' Lauren!

[kikkavebb]

Whats up with: YEY, lets move to my fater! and then:

...Hey charlie.... WHO THE HELL CALLS YOUR OWN FATHER BY HIS FIRST NAME!?

[polemomaniac]

"My favorite search engine."

Yeah. Bitch uses Bing.

[112babyblues]

Bella Pulls a Kirby.. :OO -sucks in air-

[RawrItsAGhost]

"Stephanie Meyer was sent to earth by the God of writing"

J.K.Rowling: "I don't remember sending anyone"

[MyloXylot0]

his hair grows so fast..

[Ears045]

'Fucking hell, she needs to just cheer up and watch some Family Guy, or something...'

[JustBecause110]

1:49 - 2:09 <3

[Jewel45615]

If you think Bella's depressed/gloomy now, try reading New Moon.

[Bexmar13]

I watched his "Reaction to My Little Pony" video before watching this and totally thought he was going to say "She needs to just like cheer up and watch some Friendship is Magic" XD

[bloodredeyes666]

FUCKING Lauren!

[keishanotkesha]

Alex... everyday I thank my lucky stars that you are british!

[WrathOfHanha]

i could not figure out if the woman at the end who drew the card was actually pissed or not.

[Standoutfitin]

I listened to your description of a cheery breakfast lie 10 times! laughed my ass off

:D.

"better not be happy aye?"-- reminds me of an album called "tainted tears"

[NinaOliveTree]

"well thank you, can I have that?" "NO! ...here" is she mad?

[mercyvaughn]

@NinaOliveTree No, she's Maureen Johnson.

[SuperBlahblahblah32]

I Think she defiantly sneezed this book out

[iwontbenormal]

The toast bit. I'm going to do that tomorrow.

[nihiraram20]

My respect for you was 100 and then I saw the Potter Series on the shelf behind you and now its 1000000000<

[witchywoman2008]

I am actually so proud to be called Lauren haha! I am forever fucking Lauren.

[meginmd]

Who the hell uses dial-up anymore?

[frozenknickers123]

Who the fuck actually IS Lauren?

[MissLFlechsig]

OMG I LOVE MAUREEN.

SHE IS AMAZING.

[mollythegr8]

LOL XD

[Sparky1897]

I think we all should join Team Lauren

[alex14manu]

One word to describe Twilight: Weather

[elentheawesome]

"....Unless she sneezed it all out one day and then handed it to her publisher..."

I LOL'D.

[AjdSING94]

"Fucking lauren man, what the fuck is lauren in this book?" "I hate lauren....who's lauren?!"

Classic.

[DCristotallyawesome]

FUCKING LAUREN.

[XeloX2]

Thefaq was the end about?

[Lazysweetgirl94]

These days you type vampire you get twilight...wow

[malfoyandmudblood]

Does anyone other than me notice that Alex has the Harry Potter series on his shelf? :')

[cliftongirl1022]

I love how he says 'WHAT the fuck is Lauren' instead of 'WHO'

[liduque]

the way you say 'it's the title of the book!' couldn't possibly be any britisher

[raokiki6]

@liduque I thought it was "it's the twilight of the book" but yours makes more sense :)

[HippHoppMunchkin]

2:02 OMG BEST PART!

[TheStephanie3530]

I have laughed at all of these twilight ones.... Its just the way you do the voices and talk abotu the people Haha!

[Rockclimber1212]

I was drinking orange juice when you said 'fucking lauren' arghh it went up my noise, your halarious :)

[ATMarshmallow]

I lol'd when he did the cheery breakfast bit :)

[Ilovewillsmith1000]

Oh my god he's SOOOOOO funny!

[SaintRandomness]

I love the way he eats the toast! XD

[TheVerbalTypo]

I like how Harry Potter's in the background :L

Random Stephen King quote regarding the two:

"Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend"

And Lauren of course. What a bitch.

[KajenMayurKashSajan]

The breakfast part. LOL. 

[0kittypaws]

yeah bella watch FAMILY GUY!! :D

[tejubington]

ny1 else just watch this to see twilight get ripped the shit out of?

[ZookanProductions]

@tejubington I think that's the reason why everyone watched this.

[ItsHeva]

LIKING THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS IN THE BACKGROUND! READ THAT INSTEAD OF THIS SHIT!! >:3

[TheEmilyHunt]

Dude, ur amazing!

[Tahonamaya]

I am so ashamed that I used to be a Twilight fan >///////<

I was so stupid.

[Booknerdcutie]

A shit book indeed

[Indyfilms123]

Bella just needs to watch some Family Guy. XD

[misspollylaura]

Twilight is secretly a book about weather. 

[LetLovesOwls]

I feel so bad when u diss lauren since it sounds like ur talking about me

[PeculiarHannahJo]

Fuckin' Lauren.

[FemaleFail]

Love how there's real literature in the background, yay harry potter!!

[leighia1]

doesn't bella think at anytime "vampires aren't real?'

[bbmonkey14]

I love Maureen Johnson...

[rumrum94]

you are legitimately one of the funniest people on youtube

[Dajo42]

I'm watching these in no specific order to see if it still makes sense. It does. I even accidentally opened a Lyrics Dissected video halfway through. It gave this story more plot.

[phaabpheebz197]

I hate Lauren! ..Who's Lauren?

[ImOver18Bitch18]

Am I the only one who notices the Harry Potter books in the background?!

[no1zippyfan666]

@ImOver18Bitch18 Nope, I noticed them too :D

[ahnettSay]

hahah the breakfast part

[Nutmeg2197]

So I know I'm late to the party, but these are absolutely amazing!

[tricklesspony]

"I hate Lauren...Who's Lauren?"

[JustMeLevana]

whhhhooo harry potter in the back :) now thats a good book!!

[wotev007]

I thought she knew Edward wad a vampire by now... Why is she looking for him on a sunny day if she knows that??

[tycoonwelly1]

Who actually IS Lauren?

[Manycanbe]

You know Bella's upset when she dosen't comment on how bad the weather is.

[aaahhhhaaaahhhh]

This one had a weird ending...the video.

[brianajs925]

Lol the tags say:

alex day nerimon HATES LAUREN (but isn't sure why)

[YoungPheonix4]

Hahaha.,,,, i love how hes bitching about Twilight... behind him is Harry Potter books! HARRY POTTER for THE WORLD!! <3

[Bnoffeepi]

I haven't ever read this book but I assumed it must have some advanced literary qualities because it was so popular. However, from the extracts that Alex has presented it is obvious this book is just the moanings of a pathetic, boring emo girley. It is just ugh.... I can't believe how crazy everybody went over something so crap!

[imamthekingofthebanq]

Yeah, I actually did just type vampire into google to see what came up

[Emilyyllove]

Bellas computer is very old...obviously..I mean she says "My old Dinosaur computer wheezed to life..."

[o0OShivani]

Dude, I love this guy...

[purpleclutchtv]

I hate Lauren.. Who's Lauren?

[nigahiga377]

hahaha...the TAGS

[musicaffection157]

I love how his Harry Potter books are so obvious in this video :D

[1ts4llm3]

"Fuck, better not be happy for a moment, eh?"

[poopieflys]

this video made me eat my breakfast cheerily lol "yeah"

[Theshortone773]

I hate Lauren... who's Lauren

[Elphie021]

The first time I watched this I thought Maureen Johnson seemed really unfriendly which made me sad because I love her books (I'd only read 13 lbe then) but then I watched her actual John green videos :D

[instantowls]

i can't believe this was uploaded two years ago.

[LAWLoROFL]

"I ate breakfast cheerily. how do eat breakfast cheerily? uuuuhhh" XD

[LiaSango]

"Bella your life is SO hard" hahahahahah xD

[LozzieBVBSavedMyLife]

My name is Lauren. Just had to go through the pain of Alex shouting that he "hates Lauren" :(

[TheWonderingEyes192]

Keep Pressing 5, magic toast hands

[anbuX101]

Exactly a year since you posted this, haha. love this series.

[Anum897]

Wow you have quiet a collection of books! I hope twishite would not grace your shelf..

[cookiemonsta188]

the same things come up when anyone searches 'vampire' on the internet, but now it's mostly crappy TV shows about vampires

[cookiemonsta188]

@cookiemonsta188 and crappy movies and books about vampires (Twilight)

[ellecat3526]

aahh, it's a reference to weather.......typical.

[rcs17x]

Maureen Johnson is my favorite

[taf3london]

"Bella your life is so hard." "Fucking, she needs to cheer up and watch some Family Guy or something." hahahaha

[LilMissFlirty101]

My name is Angela. Sucks for me, doesn't it.

[Goklissa]

When he eats that fake toast and says "yeah" it was really sexy... I guess that's just me 

[MsMyChemicalBlink182]

Team Edward or team Jacob? Fuck it, im Team Lauren. Fucking Lauren...

[Goldenwolf546]

@MsMyChemicalBlink182 With her blonde hair....

[PersonOfImportance]

I had to keep my yoghurt cup in front of me while I watched because this kept making me laugh and spit yoghurt out XD

[riotgrrrl911]

Fucking Lauren!!!!

[XxiAnimeGirl711xX]

"I hate Lauren! Who's Lauren?" My thoughts exactly...

[MadMaddi21]

She needs to sort out her priorities.

[ScottishSwiftie13]

oh aaaa cheaaa ;)

[Dickified]

I used to have one of those black alabastar egyptian tutan khamun bust :D

[AsherMarieLovesYou]

Twilight was set in the 90's...

Harry Potter went to school in the 90's.

Coinsedence?

[poopieflys]

first bella doesn't read twilight second she hates internet lol wtf is she

[victoria33449]

You're missing two Harry Potter books

[crayolaupyournose]

@victoria33449 Um, no? It's only the Chamber of Secrets that's not there...