SMBC Theater Short - Boss's Day

[AngryScissor]

This is one of my favorites

[lordannoyed]

If you don't understand why this is funny then I cannot help you. Clearly you have no sense of humor, personality, or soul.

[fistsmcgee]

hit him with a cinderblock, touch him on the penis.



[eronsis]

@fistsmcgee SILENT STRIKE!

[TimGruberMiller]

I love how they admit that it's available on torrent

[nickstekar]

@TimGruberMiller It's their own official torrent. And it's free! This totally isn't me advertising them! Hey look a distraction!

[Ravalexand]

available on dvd and torrent. lol

[J52390]

loving the music

[thebarzangi]

Someone needs to call the producers of Dexter and have them cast Ashby as the show's new villain.

[kindofdoon]

James is a great actor, even though this sketch makes little sense/humor.

[HuskyVerbatim]

I don't get it.  Was this supposed to be funny?

[zaak186]

i srsly don't get any of their sketches at all.... r they supposed to be funny? stupid funny? witty funny? retarded funny? or facial expression funny?

sigh..... i just don't get it....

[BenjaminGlatt]

@zaak186 I don't get it. Are you trying to type English? Poor English? Retarded English? Or are you just a fucking moron? Oh wait, never mind. You're a fucking moron.

"Can't be arsed to type proper words" is not a viable defense for your sub-par literacy skills.

[zaak186]

@BenjaminGlatt haha thanks. then can u explain this sketch to me cuz i want to understand which part of the video is supposed to be hilarious.

[BenjaminGlatt]

@zaak186 Your tenuous grasp on the English language is what amuses me here. Although I believe the rage-filled diatribe from the disgruntled employee is what is meant to be funny.

[zaak186]

@BenjaminGlatt ohhhh hahaha i cudnt get it at first. thanks for telling me thou. well english is my second language and i'm still trying to understand like american comedy and culture. like ive watched comedies like family guy and southpark and i kinda hav trouble understanding whats funny in those shows.

[BenjaminGlatt]

@zaak186 OK, well now I feel like a jerk. Sorry for being so unduly harsh.

[RomanoGiovanni]

So...one boss flipped out and killed a guy with...stationary?

[graxthetyrant]

@RomanoGiovanni Not quite, it's the other way round. The guy asks "What did you get me for bosses day?" (because he's the boss) and the angry guy got angry.

[RomanoGiovanni]

@graxthetyrant Ah ok. I get it then. Well just cause one employee killed his boss with...stationary...that doesn't mean we should stop celebrating. It just means we should also celebrate Boxing Day, and have the bosses switch places with the employees once a year.

[shill8989]

I've had several jobs, but this just video doesn't do it for me. Perhaps it's because I've never had a sucky job.

[Econniff]

@shill8989 you haven't really had a job until you've had a sucky job.

[paulmasters1957]

The cake is a lie.

[JosephCheetah]

Their shorts are the best!

[TubeofDestiny]

The Bucket has no bottom... then touch him on the pingas ! :D

[viktor0590]

@TubeofDestiny +1 for Pingas!

[TheGravylord012]

lmao the bucket has no bottom, elliot! this is too funny.

[werenotlosers]

I'm sorry, but wtf? Worst episode ever

[matbluvenger]

@werenotlosers I guess you've never had a job then?

[Chucktanium]

I'll react the same exact way any monday. If I hear you breathing, you will die.

Then again, if anyone can hear you breathing, you're already halfway dead.

[KillswitchEdge]

James Ashby is amazing.

[ShuroP]

Oh my, is he okay?

[Toxic10x]

Dear god, that is the true face of madness. This one has gone beyond funny, and is legitimately terrifying.

[gamerman2360]

Spit on the camera lens?

[Kaluriel]

the bucket has no bottom, then touch him on the penis

[me4pie]

Pour your life into a bucket, then touch him on the penis.

[fannymcslap]

I'd say James had some craic rehearsin this.

[Seraphiel123]

I don't get it? Where is the joke? I'm normally a big fan but if the joke of this one is "LOL THE BOSS GOT BEATEN TO DEATH" then it's not really very funny..

[MrSouthey]

@Seraphiel123 Pretty sure the joke is that bosses are baffled as to why they wouldn't get presents, keep up.

[Seraphiel123]

@MrSouthey

Still not particularly funny. Although, I missed the joke as we don't have Boss's day here. I was thinking it was made up for the skit. Sorry, my bad for not knowing everything about American culture. =p

Ah well, one miss isn't bad and not everyone has the same comic taste. Cheers for explaining anyway.

[MrSouthey]

@Seraphiel123 I am not American.

[Seraphiel123]

@MrSouthey

Never claimed that you were however Boss's day is, and also relatively obscure. Hence the rather patronising "keep up" was unnecessary; a simple explanation would have sufficed.

[BillionSix]

Yeah, we don't need a Boss's Day, because every day is Boss's Day.

[eyesofnova]

@BillionSix So fucking true!

[ethanB612]

Needs much much much much more blood splatter-back each time he strikes. Like I'm thinking cup-fulls of blood, not just squirt bottles.

[ComradeTiki]

@ethanB612 The modesty implies an eerie sense of realism.

[johncar11]

Best acting Ashby has done.

Also, why the hell does he have a concrete block in his cubicle?

[MarkArandjus]

So, I guess that's the last we'll "sea" of Elliot.

Bwauhuhuhuhu!

[cuasimodoify]

owned

[shuttledik]

He's right, you know?

Seriously, I know this is intended to be funny. And it is, on many levels. But it is also very poignant and timely. You're not usually going for high-brow, but you nailed it this time. Kudos!

[NAWTPROF]

Kill your boss, then touch him on the penis.

[LatumWay]

What.

The.

Fuck?

[DdlyHeadshot]

erm What?

[EmsemDanceaholic]

Wow... Ashby, that was incredible.

[Pirateguybrush]

Big fan, but I don't get this one.

[KingDavid73]

The DVD is amazing, everyone should get it to support the show!

[Dastreus]

THE BUCKET. HAS NO BOTTOM!

[Thorbie]

"Available on DVD and Torrent"

Lol.

[QuatroDiablo]

don't celebrate boss' day, then touch him on the penis fucko

[yuvalpi]

THE GODDAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN

[Eldrythan]

So I love you guys, but what was funny about this?

[RageTreb]

The blood splatter wasn't noticeable enough.

Great video, though.

[Milky111wtf]

Bucket has no bottom, touch him on the penis.

[TheManRaptor]

What's he hitting him with?

[csukscari]

@TheManRaptor stack of T.P.S. reports.

[Flargenyargen]

Man... I want to be that pissed off.

[mythv2]

Incidentally, did you consciously choose the name "Elliot," bearing in mind that it's one of those so-formal-it's funny names?

Also, I find it impressive and disturbing that James' wrath is so intense at 0:15 that it apparently caused condensation on the camera lens.

We mortals can only dream of having such emotional intensity.

[RoyLeeIV]

>Available on DVD and Torrent

Stay classy, Zach and co.

[Pirateguybrush]

@RoyLeeIV No really, you can pay whatever you like and download it via torrent.

[MechaSixVII]

Boss' Day is my birthday.

[mythv2]

THE BUCKET HAS NO BOTTOM.

I'm going to quote that out of context. In code-talk. In conjunction with other references.

"This is Kickinbabies to Takinnames. The bucket has no bottom, I repeat, the bucket has no bottom. The bucket's vagina-hands are closing in! ABORT MISSION."

There would be a "touch him on the penis" at the end, but that would most likely warrant some friendly fire.

[ironspidey0]

Crush his head with a cinder block, touch him on the penis.

[TomSFox]

@ironspidey0 IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE!!!

[ehayes3791]

@TomSFox seriously,it's over used.

[chriskindle]

@ehayes3791 Say it's over used, touch him on the penis. :P

[ehayes3791]

@chriskindle  ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O

[thfelipeth]

@TomSFox omg thankyou. people dont seem to get it.

[m15t3rk4y]

@thfelipeth Is that your way of touching TomSFox on the penis?

[Pirateguybrush]

@TomSFox It's *always* funny.

[NAWTPROF]

@TomSFox Not everybody shares your opinion. You are only one little boy among many.

[ironspidey0]

@TomSFox Such anger leads to the dark side.

[TheVivvav]

My name is not Fucko.

[ljonesvc]

@TheVivvav Oop, sorry this message was for me. :)

[YourXavier]

@Fucko

It is now

[FacelessDeviant]

@TheVivvav Could it be an old nickname, perhaps?

[drunkenbozo1994]

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[JulianEats]

helllo smbc!