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  • A problem I could see with people and Gallagher is he has a lot of jokes that have to do with history (somewhat) and this current generation isn't bright on that subject either.

  • Gallagher did fine, he didn't need to respond when you got this idiot making a fool of himself for his girlfriend no one cares about.

  • Gallagher is the man! All-time favorite comedian without question.

  • BLACK GALLAGHER BITCH!!

  • Its like people talking in the middle of a Movie! All the people there paid money to see a show not listen to you talk so shut the hell up!

  • Gallagher really sucks and is cynical as shit

  • Wow...........................­..he really sucks. And people said he was better than Carlin. Carlin woulda OWNED that audience!

  • I really like the show he put on in my hometown, the audience let him do his thing and he left everyone alone unless they were brave enough to come on stage, I also went up and got to swing the sledge-o-matic, I smashed a carton of chocolate soy milk and when I did it went forward and to the left, soaking the front row and Gallagher head to toe in it! He just stood there and then gave me a face full of flour but it was great! He's just fussy when people do certain things, BUT THAT'S GALLAGHER...

  • awww they made yrou girl friend cry...boo hoo puss...grow a pair and put your damn woman in her place if need be~

  • such a stupid old has-been cunt

  • Gallagher has an unhealthy obsession with baggy pants... he always seems to be mentioning it.

  • gallagher's good....new york sucks.

  • Great retort, texformer. Nice to know that you consider anyone who provides verifiable information a moron. Look it up on the internets.

  • carlgt1, Bush didn't pay for his college education, he received what's known as a legacy scholarship. He was admitted because his Dad was an alum.

  • @theclickbeetles And you're a freakin moron.

  • @theclickbeetles I don't mean to be harsh, or antagonistic here. But what is it about college being paid for that has anything to do with being admitted? I know what you're trying to say here, but truth be told, it's failed logic. It's like saying I learned to drive because papa paid for my car.

  • Played the Bay Shore Boulton Center last night (no sell out...400 seat theatre)...Told the same bear/rabbit joke he told 25 years ago...These are same jokes from last nights show.Old,bitter and washed up.He TRULY believes his vision is unique and special.It's not.

  • @johnnyd63 Welcome to comedy my friend. All comedians use the same jokes. You're only staying that here because you're bias and bitter for something in your own life. So you come online to take it out on other people after watching too much Family Guy.

  • On another note everybody. Entertainers have been known to pull an ANDY KAUFMAN bit several times FOR negative attention. It gets them in the news. And it's entertaining at the same time? How can I prove that? Look how many times this video has been uploaded. Look at how many views each video has. (Talking about this particular one). He's getting so much free exposure. Those hecklers MIGHT have been paid actors or in his own team.

  • I love the groan at 0:54 when he says, "let me tell you how we all got here..." Sort of like Buzz Killington on Family Guy. [Peter Griffin sighs, hold bridge of nose]. Gallagher is a washed up has been - this blows my mind how much of a sociopath he has become. Kantankerous old cunt.

  • Christian fundamentalists. Weak. gallagher sucks donkey dicks.

  • haha, the US is so dumbed down thanks to the "example" of the RepugliKKKans and white-trash "Tea Party" America & "Creationism is science", that even Gallagher has to stop and explain his tedious old act!

  • @carlgt1 Um... Gallagher is a Conservative. It takes anyone with more than one brain cell to know that. And if you haven't noticed, New York is 80% Democrat, so most likely that was a Democrat. Learn before you speak.

  • @Rangerhalt1 and Gallagher is routinely self-destructing like the brain-dead white-trash RepugliKKKan party!

  • @carlgt1 Arrogance never got anybody anyplace they ever wanted to be. How about this: Stop drinking Obama's cool aid, and go to the only place that can cure your horrible case of bird brain flu, Rush Limbaugh.

  • @Rangerhalt1 HAHA oh yeah, because uneducated white trash dopes like Rush & Beck & Hannity et al are just such intellectual giants (well compared to Palin & Bachmann I suppose....)

  • @carlgt1 George Bush went to the same college that Obama went to. Except Bush payed for his. He didn't have the government pay it for him. You just need a chill pill and take a deep breath. Why should politics make people want to kill each other? Politics are just one part of life. You shouldn't let it get in the way of interacting with people. I'm good friends with a bunch of liberals. If politics take over your life something is wrong.

  • The self-destruction of Gallagher is great entertainment. Guy's been touring for 30 years and, does he have any HBO special coming? Nope. Anything on Comedy Central? No. Playing any big theatres in Vegas or Atlantic City. No chance. he plays shithole towns that no one's ever heard of before and, when he does make it to the big cities, he's not in mainstream venues. He's the very definition of a "has been" and he treats club management, local media and anyone who doesn't bow to him like garbage.

  • @AskWlat In case you're not privileged enough to know how to read.......Gallagher performs at the Nokia Club in LA.

  • @tophatservice Yeah, why would a top comedian want to continue to play "A" rooms in New York, Los Angeles and Chicago and have TV specials when you can continue to play dives in Carlisle, Pa., Sumter, SC and Cave in Rock, IL. Look at his website? His schedule reads like a White Trash World Tour. Even at the end of George Carlin's career, when he'd lost much from his fastball, he still performed in some of the biggest concert halls and performing arts centers in this country. Gallagher's finished

  • @AskWlat In case you're not privileged enough to know how to read.......Gallagher performs at the Nokia Club in LA. He played Comedy Central years ago. He doesn't need to go back.

  • how did he make his girlfriend cry?!

  • That fat ho deserved to cry ! Ha ha ha !!!!!

  • the fact that gallagher made that girlfriend cry is awesome!

  • Gallagher sucks, but that guy who interrupted the show was just some douche bag loud mouth trying to get laid.

  • I love how the guy calls him an ass hole and he just examines his nails lol I'm pretty sure that guy was like a scared kitten to some of the things Gallagher has seen after so many shows.

  • Why does every Gallagher fan hoot and holler like a brain damaged cowboy?

  • @HankTh3Dwarf because most of them aren't smart enough to get his jokes

  • Who's the fat, crew-cutted--hair-do dumpling pointing his useless finger at Gallagher? I ever run into her I'm going to break that hand permanently. Looks like New Yorkers don't hold their liquor well.

  • Back in the 80s you could just go see a show like this and have fun, now days everyone's always wanting to fucking FIGHT all the time. And we're supposed to be more civile and PC than 30 years ago, yeah right!

  • Gallagher should come to pa. people are even more assholes here

  • I miss carlin and bill hicks. why do the good ones always gotta die while the bad ones stay around to bug the shit outta us?

  • @MsJos999 well congrats because Gallagher was taken to the hospital tonight doing Sledge O Matic.

  • @remotecody it was only a matter of time. he admitted to being an alcoholic.

  • dude i saw him in oregon recently and he did the same shit there! he is a drunk now, no offense to everyone but i thought this was a one time thing....i wonder how many shows he did this? its okay to tell hecklers to leave but then be really funny afterwards so it doesnt ruin the vibe. to be honest, the show was depressing. it just seemed like he or his agent was trying to pull some more strings for him...but its done. its lame now. its not funny. its gross drunk crude talk from a drunk.

  • is there a better recording of this..I can hardly understand what he's saying..

  • my bad, David Crosby isn't this unfunny

  • damn! David Crosby lost weight and got really grouchy

  • Damn... Where's Kanye when you really need him?

  • did he ever finish his show?

  • Don't understand why people come to see a comedic show and then be disruptive towards the performers and others.. If those assholes want the attention, then get your ass onstage or go online like everybody else and bitch on there, stupid fucks!!!

  • Where's Michael Richards when you really need him?

  • I think we can all agree that both the douchey heckler and this poor, washed up never-has-been should be removed from the gene pool, am I right? :)

  • Shut up and smash some food, you bitter old geezer!

  • yes, they are classless, but they were interrupting crap so who gives a damn

  • respect to this guy he is clever and if you don't like him (it's ok to me) go out and fuck yourself

  • booing and heckling is a pretty classless and narcissistic thing to do, if you dont like it, leave.

  • if people dont like comedians making fun of them they shouldnt sit up front because how many comedians focus on the back? they dont because they cant hear them and 2nd its easyer to talk to someone in the middle or the front. got to love drunks

  • booo that man!! 

  • @brass76 reminds me of "Half-Baked"

  • i'm on the the side of the man sticking up for his Girlfriend. Being a performer means you are a professional, handle it professionally. You don't have to go on some effing diatribe. the audience doesn't want that. You feelings got hurt? so what do your show, and give the rest of the people what they PAID for.

  • @Psilaxs bastard

  • @vidspirate

    I thumbed up your comment. +1 for you. Something nice about a simple "bastard Comment" (even though it was at me)

    Cheers

  • @Psilaxs "so what do your show, and give the rest of the people what they PAID for."

     I'm sure no one paid to hear retarded drunk assholes. They paid to hear the show.

  • @KnightOfHylia

    thats my whole point, he is making it worse going off on a tangent, thus the hecklers win. You are correct, they did not pay to hear drunking hecklers or his tirade

  • @Psilaxs Honestly, if I was sitting sitting in that audience I'd prefer he did what he did. Tell them to shut up and get out so I could enjoy the rest of the show rather than have to listen to them talk the whole time. Yes it ruins the moment to have him say all that, but I'd rather that than have those idiots ruin the whole show. If more entertainers did that maybe people would stop being rude at live performances.

  • gallagher is a fucking toooooooool. a capital TOOOOOOOOOOOOL maynard goes to him for band names this is his level of toolness

  • Gallagher may be older and he may not be the hottest item right now, but he still puts on a funny show. As for the heckler, all I can say is he could have handled it a different way other than being rude and selfish and interrupting Gallagher, (as well as the audience for that matter), while he's trying to do his show which is how he makes his living. Very immature behavior.

  • Don't care if the show sucked or not... If you're being rude to the artist, and rude to the people around you by interrupting the show... You need to shut up, or go. This is about whether or not people are treating each other with respect or not. Because the couple didn't respect Gallagher, he didn't respect them. Sadly, we tend to reap what we sow.

  • How sad to see him getting so heckled and I have to agree. If you came to see him give a comedic show, why heckle him? I remember him from the 70's he was and still is an icon of that time period. I was really surprised to see a current skit online. If the ahole hadn't got up and heckled him, they might have gotten to see the "best of gallegher instead of the worst.

  • A shell only of who he used to be. It proves that sometimes, someone stays in show business longer than they should. He owned the 80's, but he is too old to pull out of his ass anymore. If you upset your audience for any reason, after your stardom, its time to quit. I loved you Gallagher, but that is now offically over.

  • Gallagher sucks. What an unfunny racist douche.

  • you should name this video "gallagher alienates his audience part 2" so there's less confusion here.

  • wow what could gallagher possibly have said that made a drunk bitch cry LOL what a puss and the dude that yelled out was just a random DB probably too stupid to get most of Gallaghers humor.

  • his girlfriend cried at a gallagher show? now he is crying too? how pathetic

  • Typical dumbas assholes!!! Made his day, showing his inconsiderate dumb ass!!!!!!!!!

  • don't go see Gallagher perform if he pisses you off. Find something else to do. I saw him in Norfolk Va and was surprised to see him mingling with the crowd waiting to get in, making small talk about his tour and such. Very cool that he's just a regular off stage, yet can still carry on a show like he did in his HBO specials. Gallagher quote "Why do people sit and smoke up all their pot at once? Not getting higher that way people, just lower on stash".

  • Blastergrillmaster......F...U.­.. age aint got nothing to do with it....besides if you are smart and lucky you will live long enough to to be that old fart no one cares about any more. Us older folks have forgotten more about the world than you'll ever know. You aint got the Balls to get up on stage and risk being the simpleton that couldn't get a response out of a hooker if you had a fist full of hundred dollar bills.

  • fuk you gallagher . you are old

  • Gallagher's material is dated but he is still funny. He doesn't have to resort to vulgarity to get laughs like today's commedians. The reason that today's digital age rejects can't understand his humor is because, much like Bill Cosby's humor, it's intellectual. You know the audience has to actually THINK.

    As for the "Type A" dude, Gallagher has tons of fans while "tough guy" remains a nameless, jack-off who probably acts macho to cover for his small dick.

  • stop bitchin and smash a watermelon asshole

  • The guy shouting "HOMO! HOMO!" = coolest guy in the crowd!

  • @RichardWarren55 Isnt he saying GO homme....GO hommme?

  • This same sort of thing happened at a show I attended last month. Some retarded people didn't know how to shut up and he eventually kicked them out. I was in the front row and the idiots were two rows behind. Gallagher is a legend and will not tolerate his show being ruined. He just kicked the retards out and kept on with his hilarity. Gallagher FTW!

  • LOL i thought this was Liam from oasis

  • Good for Gallagher!!! Hecklers are rude, inconsiderate slimeball guttersnipes jealous that they didn't have the guts to make their own dreams come true so they take it out on people living theirs.

  • @JoshuaSkye what is a guttersnipe? THIS MAN IS NOT FUNNY, and anyone who shows up to a comedy show in a rain slicker is a dork, even if it's because they know how bad the punchline is.

  • fcuking newyork assholes.

  • @obaa101 Probably a bunch of faggot hipsters who aren't from New York, anyway. Get over it.

  • I swear, that's the first time I've seen an experienced pro humorist spend 3+ minutes on stage without even approaching funny once. Compare this to Patton Oswalt's heckler takedown on Werewolves and Lollipops, for instance.

  • I stopped going to live shows because of jerks in the audience.  Gallager made his point at 3:40. It's Gallager, the classic Comedy Road Warrior!

  • who ever that dude that called him an ass, i'm gunna hunt him down and kick his ass. who's with me?!

  • Nah. He has a right to think of Gallagher as he pleases.

    Still, I can't help but wonder, do some people go to this shit JUST to heckle the comedian? It seems that way.

  • Why would anyone go to a Gallagher show if they can't take a bad joke. That dude should have known that Gallagher makes a living off of assaulting his audience whether it be with food particles, offending them, or being a drunk old dude crying about "kids and their baggy jeans!" Why people pay to watch a guy smash fruit when they can buy it at a grocery store and do it in their drive way for less money still baffles me.

  • @NeotericNegro Gallagher is a Dinosaur in stand up comedy.

    He was huge in the 80's with real young people.

  • Probably young people with hog rings (piercings) and tramp stamps (tattoos). Maybe even brain-damaged smokers.

  • jesus. just smash a lemon or whatever you do,and fuck off. what a miserable spectacle.

  • Me I mine. All he talks about is himself and how professional he is and belittles everyone around him. He lost his funny a long time ago. I real comedian allow a limited amount of personal feelings into his show. This guy is engulfed with himself and that is a huge turn off. I would have gotten up and asked for my money back. What an arrogant asshole. The sad thing is, I really use to like Gallagher.

  • Gallagher is a one trick pony, a has been, he's all washed up and can't handle hecklers very well without boring the hell out of everyone and scolding the heckler like an angry old coot to a child.

    This is a recurring theme with Gallagher, he's lame. Did you see the one where he throws fruit at the crowd and they throw back and then he cries and goes back stage when hit with an orange. What a whiner!

  • Fuck your girl friend. How about that?

  • Some people are just plain assholes. Get a life you loser. It is a comedy show. Some morons just cant take a joke. Why would you go to a Gallagher show if you are easily offended? Thats like going to a George Lopez show, and you dont like Mexicans. Fucking retarded.

  • Hey. Stop talking and smash some fruit.

  • That guy that interupted the show is a little girl!!!!

  • The younger crowd is so ill-mannered and rude. They just have no idea how to behave at all. No manners and no sophistication whatsoever to speak of. What the hell are they talking in the middle of the guy's show for? Why does the commedian have to tell you to shut the hell up? You don't have the sense to shut the hell up on your own???

    It's a tough buck trying to entertain the savages these days isn't it?

  • If you want to have a conversation with the person next to you, then why would you pay to get into a comedy show? Those people could have gone anywhere they wanted to talk, but it had to be in the middle of a show.

  • that interrupting guy is an idiot. last time i checked, Gallagher was the one with the gigantic hammer, not him

  • This guy is a clown.... I hope you didn't pay much to be there... Waste of time!

  • shut up "ass" cool. (Sarcasm: I know your name is "ascool" but I'm being a smart "as."

  • umm... stop fighting and watch the video? there's a suggestion!

  • OMG yu made someone cry lol...........was it after 20 or 30 drinks theyd had? lol.

  • and they landed....by mistake..in boston LOL

  • I think your all sons of bitches.

  • fuck this guy

  • Why would you waste your time & money going to a show just to get kicked out?

  • Why would you go to a show to talk [drunkly] through it in the first place?

  • Tey have rednecks in NY now?

  • dumb shit americans... rednecks

  • If you go to a Gallagher show, it helps to be a Gallagher fan. A sense of humor is also helpful. America-Land of the offended!

  • this should be entitled "Gallagher is geting senile"

  • funniest thing about this freak is the way he looks neck up!!

  • still talentless i see

  • Says the genius with poo-poo in his name, I bet your ones of these clods who is the first to say "I hate mimes" not becuase you do but just becuase you think it'll look cool.

  • New Yorkers are so fucking ignorant its insane.

    Or their insane as well.

  • Wow, not much has changed in 20 some odd years

  • New Yorkers are morons. :/

  • don't forget george lopez both specials he did were the exactley the same

  • Oh, and don't forget Dane Cook. Has-been extraordinaire. Same crap over and over.

  • Yes, would be hard to be a "great" comedia now. That's why so many don't do anything but say "fuck" 300 times and tell sex jokes. Cheap laughs. Anyone that does anything somewhat funny, like Caliendo, end up beating it to death and then their 15 minutes of fame disappears. George Carlin was the last great comedian. End of story.

  • Don't get me wrong I do agree with you, but what about Dave Chapelle?

  • Dave Chappelle is probably my favorite comedian of all time.

  • Hahaha why would you even make that comment? No one asked you or even brought up Dave Chappelle.

  • slaytak did.

  • so what exactly was that idiot yelling about??

  • i would have loved to see gallagher smash that guys head with his mallet

  • same thing happened in California when he came ...

  • when that dude started bitching, Gallagher should have just said nothing, taken 2 steps back, and smashed a watermelon in his face.

    now that would be comedy.

  • No, he had a lot of beer. There is a difference.

  • No he was a damn MORON, Hell she's an adult what's she doing crying anyway is she a wimp or something.

  • Made his girlfriend cry?  I know Gallagher is old in the tooth....and maybe he should hang it up...Back in the day he was great.... but now???

  • going to see him tonight. he was one of the best comedians still left performing. the new generation of comedians are sad excuses of the greats... dane cooke, caliendo.. none of them hold a candle to greats like carlin or gallagher

  • Demetri Martin is gonna be one of the greats

  • there will be no more 'greats' all the barriers have been broken already. just like in music/movies.. we only get watered-down knockoffs of the greats and they call it 'new'

    what could a comedian do today that would be as ground breaking as richard pryor or george carlin? nothing

  • I don't define the greats as the ones who break new ground.

    And if that were the case, then Carlin wouldn't be a "great" since he played off much of the same type of humor as Lenny Bruce.

    It's not how "ground-breaking" you are...it's the material itself and how you choose to present it.

  • prowlie to say that all the barriers are broken is wrong, i think because corporate america is taking over more in more in the media industry is the reason why more free spirited individuals like hicks and carlin are not recognized or afraid to speak on a inherent self riteous viewpoint. in other words corporate america is LOWING THE STANDARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Every time one barrier is torn down, another is put up. The sex barrier went down, and immediately, race barriers went up. When the race barriers came down, the religion barriers went up. The real cutting edge, balls-to-the-wall comedy these days is South Park, for going after Scientology, Mormons, Catholics and even having the incredible balls to attack anti-smoking activists.

  • did you seriously just put gallagher and carlin in the same category ?

    gallagher is slapstick comedy

  • go see him before you label him 'slapstick' in a 4 hour show he spent maybe 30 minutes doing the smashing bit.

    gallagher is a legend of comedy like it or not

  • He's still GREAT the only thing that's changed is our stupid society and culture, Back in the 80s people were happy and laid back and could go see something like this and laugh and have fun, now days people aren't happy unless they're fighting, talking on a stupid cell phone and acting like half raised idiots.

  • jeebus you are a bitter old man. Gallagher sucks. and no it's not because he is out dated that he sucks it simply because he is not funny. look a dane cook he is popular but he STILL SUCKS and so does Gallagher. Just because he was/is popular it doesn't mean he is funny.

  • you are a bitter old man

    Wrong on both accounts!

    Just because something is older than 10 minutes old doesn't mean it's old.

  • This isn't old but his jokes sure are. but that is not the point something can be old but still be good. i love George Carlin and Richard Pryor. Their jokes will always be funny but Gallagher however just isn't. Same thing will happen to dane cook in 10 years every will see that he is a hack. There will always be people like you who will still have nostalgic feeling towards them and will let their nostaligia cloud their judgment.

  • I like Gallagher because he can take SIMPLE things and make them funny, things we don't really think about too much, I loved his rant on how screwed up English spelling, something simple we don't think about until we try to write something and are unsure how to spell something b/c nothing is spelled the way it sounds.

    And he is funny with out saying the word fuck 50 million times and telling crude sex jokes every other joke.

  • And another thing, it's funny how we are supposed to be such a civilized PC society but everyone is ready for a physical confrontation at the drop of a hat!

  • I didn't say anything about physical confrontation o_O and NO ONE and i do mean NO ONE said anything about "PC society" being civilized. Just look at 4chan.

  • Are you talking shit about me. Dane Cook is not popular when you typed this comment.Punk.

  • oohh boohoo made his girlfriend cry :(

    probably no more than when he drop his pants

  • Haha nice. XP

  • HHAHAHAHhaha, did I hit a nerve?

  • Beg your pardon, I cant hear you with that dick in your mouth.....

  • Just because you don't like someone doesn't mean his body of work doesn't exist. He has a larger body of work than you could even dream about. Now get back to work instead of reading this.

  • hearing you kids talk about the 80's is like listening to a test tube baby raised on red bull speak. Get a clue and realize you will never have the love and gentle side that was given to all of us born before 1990. You are generation kill, raised on red bull and digital images. You will never have a life as we know it. We are the true children of the earth. You are it's prisoners.

  • Couldn't have said it better myself, and I was born in 1990.

    Figure that shit out. lol

  • 1989. wooooot i barely made it =D

  • lol children of earth and gentle side? so you encourage smashing food with sledgehammers? If you seriously consider yourself a "true child of earth" then I hope you are spreading a positive message to everyone and fighting to uphold the rights set forth in the international declaration of human rights on a daily basis to your fullest capacity. Otherwise, shut the fuck up and get off your high horse you pompous arrogant prick.

  • We "test tube babies" inherited the fucked piece of shit world that you left for us. Thanks for nothing, asshole. Now go back to your room in the retirement home and eat your melamine/"food".

  • we inherited an awesome world you fucking pussy....look at you, you are able to use the internet and speak your mind, and download all of your music onto a sugar cube....your just a spoiled brat that complains about everything to get your way.

  • I don't download music, I'm not that interested in it. Yes, "we" (fatass Americans) have all the consumer goods we could want- but consumer goods aren't what make life good, contrary to the propaganda you have been fed. FREEDOM is what makes life good.

    A WELL FED PET IS STILL AN UNFREE PET

    Be it ever so well fed. btw I grew up in a small apartment in a third world country, I have worked hard my entire life, from working in bottling plants to being a teacher. I require less & save more than you.

  • So take your unmerited, holier-than-thou sense of self righteousness and blow it out your ass. Presuming to know shit about me.

    Also: if you knew shit about ecology (which a corn-fed fucktard like you wouldn't) you would know that our biosphere is on the verge of collapse. When that happens, everyone dies, rich and poor alike. Music "sugar cubes" will not do anyone any good when that happens, dumbass.

  • I'm sensing some friction here....xp

  • cynicism: in

    optimism:out

  • Zoroasterrrr-I know this is late responding BUT I agree with you 100%

  • Ok I don't mean to get into this arguement but umm I was born in '91 I have never had a Red Bull and I am one of few who think that you shouldn't fight.....unless it's worth fighting for like your family or country now that guy had it coming when he "stood up" to Gallagher like that and I am glad Gallagher showed restraint because I think if it was Dane Cook or Dave Chapelle they would have tried anf fight the guy.