Twilight: Oh, Celestia. Shit everywhere. There's shit EVERYWHERE! DAMMIT! THERE'S SHIT ON MY HORN! OH MY CELESTIA! MY TOWN IS FULL OF SHIT! SHE SHIT EVERYWHERE! LOOK WHAT SHE DID! SHIT ALL OVER THE GRASS!
La la la la la This is my stop Got to get off I may go pop Excuse me Excuse me I've got to be direct If I'm wrong, please correct You're standing on my neck You're standing on my neck You're standing on my neck La la la la la...
Really, there was no way I could've known that you didn't know. I was just trying to spare you that horrible feeling of realizing how many potentially funny comments you sullied for most people by including the image code. I made that mistake, so it isn't a far fetch for others to as well.
@jedihunter176 Yes, there is a chrome store app known as "troll emoticons" that allows you to post and see pictures on google+, facebook, youtube, and others. I imagine texts like these have been confusing you:
:brohoof:
That's what all of these weird posts between me and him have been about. We both have it. It is free, by the way, Chrome is kinda awesome like that.
@FUNNYGUY645 Not trying to be a troll, just trying to dismiss the horrible mental image of ponies eating vomit and shit... Dear lord when will I ever find peace...
You're a whore, Twilight sparkle. I can't wait to hang out some more.
HeyBuddyGotALight 10 hours ago
These Top Comments...
Son of a BITCH
ManuelTFox 1 day ago
@ManuelTFox I agree.
tiggger24 1 day ago
2 ponys 1 cup
binkerrrrr 2 days ago
Raintroll
Chefodeath 4 days ago
That is the most adorable laugh I have ever heard
why must she be a pony ;n;
roman11777 5 days ago
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@roman11777 one word get a life
cena5lifeyeahh 19 hours ago
:squee: YAY A PLACE TO PUT PICTURES :creepygusta:
cpackwood1 5 days ago
@cpackwood1 :ppmoar:
Famousagentman 5 days ago
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@Famousagentman :yess:
:happyrainbowdash:
TheOtherNeutrino 2 days ago
:megusta: now with this I can rule the internet :yaoming:
Xalogen 5 days ago
Oh, excuse me?!
EXCUSE ME!?!
halofanteam 6 days ago
@halofanteam Coach? Is now the best time?
crazywarfare 6 days ago
excuuuuuuuuusssme, princess
zeoxdragon 6 days ago
...princess.
loldowl 1 week ago
Hey, at least she said excuse me.
turtleman3651 1 week ago
Excuse you is right, that is the biggest shart I have ever witnessed O.o
jaxblade07 1 week ago 31
@jaxblade07 :D That had to be the funniest comment I've seen on Kyrospawn in a while! You restore fate in my belief of funny comments, thank you.
Hazdoboproductions 6 days ago
cat fight, mud wrestling
all we need is a naked pillow fight!
no perv, right?
stjonal 1 week ago
@stjonal Rarity and applejack already did that.
Famousagentman 6 days ago
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DeepSeaToothVideos 1 week ago
Thumbs up if you would love to meet Rainbow Dash the same way
ScootaloPegasusMLP 1 week ago
(Dats not mud..)
Adnoil 1 week ago
Sounds Legit
juansuarez1990 1 week ago
Twilight: Oh, Celestia. Shit everywhere. There's shit EVERYWHERE! DAMMIT! THERE'S SHIT ON MY HORN! OH MY CELESTIA! MY TOWN IS FULL OF SHIT! SHE SHIT EVERYWHERE! LOOK WHAT SHE DID! SHIT ALL OVER THE GRASS!
RunsWithScissors61 1 week ago 3
well EXCUUU-- *sees top comment*
FUCK, damnit
Lethys1 1 week ago
Dashie porn?
RarityBrony 1 week ago
Scat....
MIND Y U SO DIRTY???
DfRaid 1 week ago
RD RAPE is dirty.
1God1Fury 1 week ago
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Anyone else agree, she has an adorable laugh? X3
KrytenMark 1 week ago
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KrytenMark 1 week ago
I use to make poop jokes like you, then I took the Browns to the Super Bowl...
theclosetbrony 2 weeks ago
"I knew I shouldn't have had that spicy hay-burrito for lunch"
Drud14 2 weeks ago
That's odd colored cum.
Duotwk 2 weeks ago
... i think shes a bit late XD
spyroxxx4 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
2 Ponies 1 Cup
RavenCyarm 2 weeks ago
@RavenCyarm Ew.
Oatmealareyoucraz 2 weeks ago
@RavenCyarm EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW gimme a break.
chapinmc2 1 week ago
This is the moment where i fell in love with Rainbow Dash...
ChainAlgorithm0 2 weeks ago
@ChainAlgorithm0 same here! :D
jackpotpony 2 weeks ago
We need a hero. I COULD use the one we have now but...
-Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
-Yeah, that's not gonna work.
sidwerd1hater 2 weeks ago
diarrhea is one hell of a body function
Nehawes 2 weeks ago 28
Goddamn taco bell
TotallyNotABush 2 weeks ago
Rainbow Dash, your Applejack is showing.
SonyTheHedgehog8 2 weeks ago
WELL. escuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess!!
blazeblast1 2 weeks ago
...But you're now my bitch.
Jafroboy 2 weeks ago
This reminds me of bird crap somehow...
FHomeBrew 2 weeks ago
Twilight: "You are NOT excused. Cunt."
DinoJake 2 weeks ago
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onemidnightgone 2 weeks ago
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onemidnightgone 2 weeks ago
Is this some kind of cruel joke?
dude2dawg 2 weeks ago
Rainbow shit. And it was like "TASTE THE CHOCOLATE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKA!!!" you can kill me now.
TheOnlyBmo 3 weeks ago
TWO MARES, ONE CUP!!!
*runs back to cave*
shadar90 3 weeks ago
Now Wrestle!
extremegamemaster 3 weeks ago
Ew.
Rainbow, make sure you have a toilet with you at ALL times.
Studioericty 3 weeks ago
:0 well excuse me princess.
blazeblast1 3 weeks ago
Thats the LAST time we try anal
TheLobsterReview 3 weeks ago 5
Aaaannd, Zelda Jokes...
thisismyname1920 3 weeks ago
I CAME MUD
NaveekD 3 weeks ago
Giddy up, Rainbow Dash....
aqdrobert 3 weeks ago
Mexican food.
Ytpistegyro 3 weeks ago 3
...are you the tooth fairy?
GreatFox42 3 weeks ago
oh dear god THE COMMENTS!
PygmyPuffPie 3 weeks ago
please be mud..
TheDictatorhunt 3 weeks ago
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blazeblast1 3 weeks ago
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blazeblast1 3 weeks ago
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blazeblast1 3 weeks ago
Twilight: MUDATE?!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Zolega89 3 weeks ago
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@Zolega89 shut the fuck up retard noone cares about your polish language
cena5lifeyeah 3 weeks ago
Twilight: is this? MON DEAU!
Zolega89 3 weeks ago
*this video*, Princess!
juanmablaine 3 weeks ago
Twilight had her face in it too... eww
Giovannino357 3 weeks ago
WEL EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS!
renofunk 3 weeks ago 106
@renofunk
:ohgod:
mex55 3 weeks ago 44
@mex55 I feel like such an idiot but can you explain that whole : : thing?
SonicMatrix64 2 weeks ago
@SonicMatrix64
yea...
if your using chrome you can download a plugin that lets you see "Troll emoticons"
mex55 2 weeks ago
@mex55 Just so you know, 99% of the internet can't see that picture. I learned that the hard way.
Famousagentman 1 week ago
@Famousagentman
i know that... only people with the plug in can see it..
:facepalm:
mex55 1 week ago
@mex55 :stfubitch:
Really, there was no way I could've known that you didn't know. I was just trying to spare you that horrible feeling of realizing how many potentially funny comments you sullied for most people by including the image code. I made that mistake, so it isn't a far fetch for others to as well.
I hope you understand.
Famousagentman 1 week ago
@Famousagentman
:nofucks:
mex55 1 week ago
@mex55 So, a picture battle, huh?
:challengeaccepted:
P.S. Did you get your app for it off of Google Chrome?
Famousagentman 1 week ago
@Famousagentman What? What app? Is there some sort of Chrome app that lets you post pictures on YouTube? AM I MISSING OUT HERE?!
jedihunter176 1 week ago
@jedihunter176 Yes, there is a chrome store app known as "troll emoticons" that allows you to post and see pictures on google+, facebook, youtube, and others. I imagine texts like these have been confusing you:
:brohoof:
That's what all of these weird posts between me and him have been about. We both have it. It is free, by the way, Chrome is kinda awesome like that.
Famousagentman 1 week ago
@Famousagentman
:yes:
mex55 1 week ago
@Famousagentman :brohoof: Very nice thank you for informing me of this wondrous app
Xalogen 5 days ago
@Xalogen :epicbrofist:
Anytime man, anytime.
Famousagentman 5 days ago
@Famousagentman
:alrightythen:
yes i did
mex55 1 week ago
@mex55 :doctorregretsnothing:
Famousagentman 1 week ago
@Famousagentman
:ha:
mex55 1 week ago
@mex55 :fpthefuck:
Famousagentman 6 days ago
@renofunk GAH!!! i try to remember where that quote comes from!!! please help me remember :P
NoctisFenrir 3 weeks ago
@NoctisFenrir The old Legend of Zelda animated series ;)
renofunk 3 weeks ago
@renofunk
FUCK!
i have to be faster next time ¬_¬
xXxMartin96xXx 3 weeks ago
@renofunk GUD DURNIT THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO DO
Alateriel91 1 week ago
You are excused.
adamtheamazing64 3 weeks ago
*princess*
link45458 3 weeks ago
Scat jokes? Really?
RevengeOfMoctezuma 3 weeks ago
Well EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME Twilight!
B1rdzOfF1re 3 weeks ago
Sweet holy mother of Luna!
What did you eat?!
Nathorama 3 weeks ago
.........
CaptainAlliance 4 weeks ago
... twilight princess?
blazeblast1 4 weeks ago
...Princess.
w3irdo13 4 weeks ago
Dash farted too hard and shat on Twilight
Rawaxe279 4 weeks ago
Ahem... Mentlegen?
AiRsTriKeITA 4 weeks ago
God dammit, all these "explosive diarrhea" comments give me the most disturbing mental images...
Thanks, internet.
SoloWingPixy4892 1 month ago 2
Well excuuuuse me if I DON'T WANNA HEAR THOSE STUPID EXCUSE ME PRINCESS COMMENTS ANYMORE!!!
ZlatkoTheGod 1 month ago
@ZlatkoTheGod O_O No need to shout.
faetrn 4 weeks ago
@faetrn THAT WAS NOT SHOUTING! IT WAS THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!
ZlatkoTheGod 4 weeks ago
@ZlatkoTheGod Oh okay. lol
faetrn 4 weeks ago
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Gotmilk0112 4 weeks ago
@Gotmilk0112 Say what? P.S. Nice avatar!
ZlatkoTheGod 4 weeks ago
well exuuuuuuse me princess
MrAkramito 1 month ago
This is spy, rainbows make me........
Zolega89 1 month ago
hold down 8.
dreamstudioxoxo 1 month ago
Explosive Diarrhoea is an uncommon condition, exclusive to Pegasi.
MsSkodge 1 month ago
Result of a wicked bad tummy ache :/
Vendetta162X 1 month ago
I just saw rule 34 of MLP FiM by accident.
WHY DOES RAINBOW DASH HAVE SMALL TITS?!?!
*this video*
CaptainAlliance 1 month ago
@CaptainAlliance Its not monday yet.
You dont need to watch 2 Ponies 1 Cupcake now!
CrabbyDarth2122 1 month ago
@CaptainAlliance
Get out of here, CaptainAlliance. No one likes your style.
jellywillreturn 1 month ago
@jellywillreturn Said the person with only 30 subs.
CaptainAlliance 4 weeks ago
@CaptainAlliance Oh god rule 34. NO ONE SHALL POST RULE 34 SHITS WHEN IM ON THIS VIDEO... Okay I'm leaving goodbye everypony.
Rawaxe279 4 weeks ago
So it begins.
TheScyphozoa 1 month ago
...princess's star pupil!
RunsWithScissors61 1 month ago
brazzers
SexyPyroButt 1 month ago
Excuse you for what?!
RD: I burped!
HyperShadow89 1 month ago
''Rainbow:Heheh....Excuse me?
Me:Go fuck yourself?
"
Im writing for real ;)
Darkczarek 1 month ago
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess :D
nicolasthecooler 1 month ago
too mush porn vids this days -__-
1God1Fury 1 month ago
@davidkowalski11 LMAO
TheMaverickPheonix 1 month ago
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@davidkowalski11 ಠ_ಠ
UberKrassMann 1 month ago
/watch?v=-xtcrgDxOyc
TheRogue61 1 month ago
well excuuuuse me twilight.
link45458 1 month ago
Pony mud wrestling.
spoonfyter 1 month ago
sounds like suzie carmichael
xcess7 1 month ago
she sounds like applejack when she laughs
sweetcommand0 1 month ago
@sweetcommand0
Gee, I wonder why! (They share the same voice actor :P)
LuigiPwnage 1 month ago
Twilight: Fuck My Life......
pokemonmaster914 1 month ago
2 ponies 1 cup?
FUNNYGUY645 1 month ago 56
@FUNNYGUY645 no...
RandomDouche0421 1 month ago
@RandomDouche0421 yes
>:3
FUNNYGUY645 1 month ago
@FUNNYGUY645 2 Ponies, 1 sock.
God, get it right!
Lasergun45 1 month ago
@FUNNYGUY645 DUUUDE!!! that's chunky
Lucario003 1 month ago
@FUNNYGUY645 you gross minded person!! D:
RainbowSprinkles1001 1 month ago
@RainbowSprinkles1001 Thank you :D
FUNNYGUY645 1 month ago
@FUNNYGUY645 ಠ_ಠ
aphoticserenity 4 weeks ago
@FUNNYGUY645 Incoming scat jokes. THE HORROR.
ManintheArmor 3 weeks ago
@FUNNYGUY645 *points at door, Picard style* Here's the door. Now GTFO.
Shenty117 3 weeks ago
@Shenty117 Thats the nicest thing anyone has said to my on Youtube all day :D
Thanks Troll!
FUNNYGUY645 3 weeks ago
@FUNNYGUY645 Not trying to be a troll, just trying to dismiss the horrible mental image of ponies eating vomit and shit... Dear lord when will I ever find peace...
Shenty117 3 weeks ago
@Shenty117 Its youtube :P
theres stuff like that everywhere XD
and i called you a troll because it also defines people who purposely try to make others mad. you atempted that by saying "GTFO"
FUNNYGUY645 3 weeks ago
@FUNNYGUY645 Not trying to get anyone mad, I'm simply a very impatient man with no diplomatic skills what so ever.
Shenty117 3 weeks ago
this needs to be looped :P
UniteBronies 1 month ago
@davidkowalski11 Oh god I just wish I knew why...
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD.
wickedland3 1 month ago
Rainbow Dash's First Line of the Series: "Excuse me?"
Her manners have really dropped.
TheOhioBronyShow 1 month ago
I'm convinced that this was actually Twilight's stomach contents. She was fat before this scene, remember?
50033836 1 month ago
@davidkowalski11 wait wait wait wait. thats not normal?
TheRandomkid321 1 month ago
Twilight and Dash are professional mud wrestlers, ha
FPSSJGoku 1 month ago
I did that to my bro
TheRealSonicVa 1 month ago
WATCH WHERE YOU WALKIN NIGGA
XombieLejon66 1 month ago
@davidkowalski11 Great, now whenever I see this clip, I'm going to think of RD's uncontrollable bowels. -_-
FanarnarBoi 1 month ago 2
Unexpected Polie Mud Wrestling.
The noble sport of Pegasus Mares.
PsychoticSnake 1 month ago
Diareha CHA CHA CHA!
CloneComander1138 1 month ago
@davidkowalski11 Ugh... just... ew.
XxRandomxNamexX 1 month ago
..princess celestia.
SMWMusics 1 month ago
Twilight has been shown, who is the boss!
Zolega89 1 month ago
@davidkowalski11 OHGODNO.
Poppy6644 1 month ago
Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?
AeroRanger100 1 month ago 51
@AeroRanger100 You're excused.
522viper 1 month ago
@522viper Anyone else?
AeroRanger100 1 month ago
@AeroRanger100 Nahh, nahh we're good.
ForeverOdin 1 month ago
@ForeverOdin GET THEM!!!
AeroRanger100 1 month ago
@AeroRanger100 I will never get tired of references to this movie.
EnvoyOfFabulousness 1 month ago
@AeroRanger100 You're excused. Anyone else?
FanarnarBoi 1 month ago
@AeroRanger100 emperors new groove reference it took me a while to remember what it was from
philjt7474 1 month ago
Yep, you're excused!
GamerOnly62 1 month ago
@davidkowalski11 eggsalad
zimtower 1 month ago