The Internet Is Ruining My Life (original song)

[DuchessAliana]

I love you.

[KevyNova]

@DuchessAliana Aw shucks. *blush*

[JadensGirl22]

It's been 2 years and I can still relate to this song. I don't even know whether that is a good or a bad thing anymore! And yes, I said LOL out loud! While I was LOL'ing that is! LOL! xD

[MonstersNightmare]

This was funny, very funny. But it lightens up very sad facts for a lot of lives now, including mine. As helpful as internet is, I hate how isolating and awkward it's made life and social situations. I hate it for the porn that's all over the place, that's hurt me the most, I'm sad to say, and I used to think I'd never say it. I also sadly wasted time with a lot of what tis in the song too. And this SLOW COMP IS MAKING IT WORSE AGH!

[Thereminized]

My Bass Guitar and my Theremins are way hotter than any computer! Hey, is that song in G-major???

[KevyNova]

@Thereminized Ooh, Theremins are WAY cool, I want one! I haven't played this song since I recorded it two and a half years ago but it sounds to me like it is in G.

[westlife7579]

haha! oh god. thanks for sending me a link to this kevin lol

[epicjuliet]

god, this song describes my life

[weirdlettersrule]

lol caramel dansen

[gettothechoppa007]

I really enjoyed this and yeah its true

[masterchief527]

LOL nice song,ironic it is ruining evryone's life

[blackholeofkittycats]

so true it hurts

[lollol44]

Bravo great song you don t have a cat or dog that you don t need?

[KevyNova]

Um....no?

[MoonGaurd]

AHHAHAA,damnit kevy,it hurts me to laugh this hard for so long,lol.

[tiandaye]

OMG you're so awesome lol~

[KevyNova]

Aw, you're just saying that because it's true!

[lemac]

dude this song is awesome.. you're a fucking genius :)

[danimal77376]

Dude, do you play World of Warcraft? lol I do.

[KevyNova]

No, I had to draw the line somewhere, haha!

[danimal77376]

Aw dang I'd totally play with you haha

[fassella]

I crossed(spent) a good moment, thank you!!!

[marieamethyst]

Your great

[michaelritchie200]

How true...

[M0Etivation]

lol

[xxric1993xx]

hey where can i find these pictures at the end of the baby ? they are great :D

[KevyNova]

Do a Google Image search for "baby photoshop."

[xxric1993xx]

oke dude

thx a lot

[custardedcow]

Arew you the star war kid grown up and skinny?

[KevyNova]

No, I've never grown up.

[custardedcow]

lol

[BanishedZaber]

I love this song. Well done sir!

[KevyNova]

Thank you, it was hard to get away from the computer long enough to record this song!

[HugLife101]

lol

[tk9753]

haha that is great

[whydie666]

lamo if only the internet didnt ruin lives, it might be a great tool, this was so funny

[KevyNova]

Sometimes I think of all the information and opportunities that are out there on the internet for me but then I realize that I just use it to watch "faceplant" videos on youtube!

[1areyoulookinatme]

you wrote that for 75% of men.if the kitten thing were true,they'd have been extinct with the dinosoars

[RMALL4]

Sounds like the Angry Nintendo Nerd Songs...

Very nice though

[XDwoaXD]

This should be Epic, top 10 i-net songs.

[TheDetoxKid]

I've actually said LOL in real life instead of laughing....

[KevyNova]

Haha, me too!

[MonstersNightmare]

@TheDetoxKid

I've been way close. Almost wrote in in papers in middle school days.

[xato909]

@TheDetoxKid here in portugal, everyone in school say lol as normal word :P

[Morthund]

Oh no, hes written a satire on ME!

Next it will be how I am paranoid, I KNOW youre all talking about it..

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!

[KevyNova]

Yep, you're right.

[redprojet]

Freakin Hilarious!!

[OldTimeRockRoll1969]

LOL 5/5

Great job dude

[Diemorder]

lol the computer is what keeps me sane after

a boring day at work

[JadensGirl22]

lol, the only thing that dosent relate to me is that real life dosent seem so bad after i have been chatting with my friends on YT O.O

This is gonna be in my faves!

Its so true!!! O.o

[danimal77376]

This is definitely written about me, I got no life!

What inspired you to write this? its really good

[BillyDOOM23]

Mouse Pad Wrist was the funniest part.

[omaaar2008]

i have the same story only that i am 14 years old not 30 and if this is your real story why you have only Videos Watched: 3,571 ? i have 5,800

[KevyNova]

Well, that's just how many videos I've watched on youtube. Most of the stuff I reference in the song are things that I saw on the internet, not just youtube.

I can't imagine what my life would have been like if I had the internet at 14....

[fatboy1112]

I hae watched over 7000, and I don't even go on the internet for too long.

[JamesFarrkoff]

yeah that only records it when u sign in... often i watch without signing in, so i only have 941 views :P

[JoshIsBetterThanNick]

Simply awesome. You remind me so much of my friend Arie Vandewaa... the way you look, play guitar, make the same kind of jokes. It really amazes me. I have to show him your vids and this song lqtm.

[KevyNova]

I might have a long lost twin out there? Hmmm, maybe I should ask my mom about this....

[JoshIsBetterThanNick]

Ha ha ha, yeah you aren't Dutch are you? Cuz if you are then... that just may be.

[KevyNova]

Nope, but maybe somebody's mother went traveling abroad.....?

[dgirl1224]

Best song ever! Probably my theme song XD!

Isnt it sad I know ALL the jokes on this?

[cmdrchris971]

1:41

[LightFapyN]

Hey I took this song into school and showed it in the english lessons... Everybody loved the song and my family just said its awesome XD i am giving this a 5 star and fav it!!!

[KevyNova]

Wow, that makes me so happy to know that somewhere, an english class sat and listened to me sing the words "fat ass!" Thanks a ton!!!

[bainzbiznainzez]

lol

[Pammy1960]

Thanks for expressing the hell that is this screen! I wish this would become a viral vid, maybe help the people who need it to have a conscience. Great job! P.S: have you ever been told you look like Will Wright? ha ha

[KevyNova]

Maybe we should start a support group... "My name is Kevy Nova and I am a 'netoholic."

Now I have to go find out who Will Wright is. No doubt he is probably some ruggedly handsome chap.

[Pammy1960]

Well, hes the creator of the sims and Spore.

that sounds great! Start the Net-oholic group and spam as many inboxes as you can!

[NuroWoW]

PPL don't play on the PC go out with frd's every DAY! :)

[AnimeImaginator147]

Who are you talking about?

[bangylong22]

baby dick?

your the fag

[AnimeImaginator147]

I so understand this song... Great video!

[tictocfilms]

me too! Think it is going to so real well.

[tictocfilms]

me too! Think it is going to so real well.

[MaxiusTheGod]

all those are internet light....

[KevyNova]

yes, so teh n00bs c4n 3nj0y teh 50ng as well LOLZ.

[MaxiusTheGod]

no i just meanti must be a huge nerd rofl

[monkeytrd]

Why respond to my video? arent there a lot of others you could have responded to?

[KevyNova]

Sure there are lots of others but South Park is my favorite show and I love that episode because it has all of my favorite internet references in one place! Your video had all the best clips from the episode so I thought it was appropriate.

[monkeytrd]

makes sense

[LUCKYMUSICBEATS]

i feel a strong messege but

Im TrAnInG 2 bE tHe NeXt ChApOcUmOn

MaStER...OH? (^-^)

[KevyNova]

??????

[johndennerrocks]

Love this!

[gothkyd]

well done! :D

[jearius]

Where can i download this song? its really good !

[KevyNova]

Thanks, but right now I don't have it anywhere to download. You'll have to settle for watching the video here on good ol' YouTube! Be sure to "favorite" it and subscribe to my videos for all my internet goodness.

[upst8]

Great! This one's gonna go viral. Did you see the "Canada on Strike" episode of South Park? It has a really funny youtube spoof.

[KevyNova]

Thanks! I haven't seen that episode yet but I will go check it out right now.....on the INTERNET!

[KevyNova]

Haha! I watched that episode and laughed my ass off! I love South Park. I totally should have put TRON guy in this video too!

[Rachtfn]

lol i have it on my faves list, so great.

keny, love the vid, love the song. keep it up

[Pythomyst]

LOL Cool song. you got skillz bro

[AquilaCampbell]

Funny man! But it's true. INTERNET! GASKDFJASUDHAS!

[van1976]

That was pretty good "Kevy". Good writing.

--Van

[bozza81]

lol very funny, but sadly very true!!

[FrenchConcrete]

I love it...!

[lespaulzrule]

OMG Kevy, another hilarious video from you!!!

Soooo funny , I almost wet myself watching and listening to this,,, nevermind these fools who don't get your sense of humor, I find you really funny, and crazy to!

Have you ever thought about becoming a comedian?!?! :D

The backing music sounds great, you have a talent man, and the lyrics well, those are top quality!!! :D

[spartan10245334]

douchbag

[staphoto123]

another cool song.

this is (otohpats321), this is actually my original screen name. so if you are bored i have more stuff i've done. the only kinks thing i have on this, is me shaving to "In a Space". BUt it has abunch of other crap.

anyway,

PEACE!

[jimmykat069]

hey if your computer and you start to have problems do you call geek squad for couples counseling

[KevyNova]

Ha ha, very funny but we don't believe in that. We always work things out between the two of us.

[jimmykat069]

have you met buckethead yet.

[KevyNova]

Um, no. Why?

[jimmykat069]

oh well im on your myspace both kevy nova for hire and kevy nova in your facef and i posted a pic of buckethead without his mask i think the only one. and you side you knew a few friends that know him personally and you you wanted to see him your self and that he lived not far from were you live.

[KevyNova]

Oh yeah, I remember that!

I do keep meeting people who either know him or have played with him in the area. And I also performed a bunch of Sesame Street songs for Les Claypool and Brain!(long story)What's your myspace again?

[jimmykat069]

well i have a south park character as my myspace pic and my name is Alexander.

[enquvist]

Why you are not more famous on youtube I do not know - this is awesome!!

[retardedmango]

5 stars~~~

lol~~~

that is so funny~~~

great original content~~~

u ROCK~~~

[kenrg]

Yep. That's about right. *****/fave.

[MoiDeCoentro]

LOL! I only miss the Loituma reference. But I'm 3 clicks away from correcting that, you know, I use Firefox add-on that you select text, right click, then scroll the search engines. That's how doomed I am.

[KevyNova]

Wow! You can do that? I already use firefox, looks like I need some add-ons....

[MoonGaurd]

hahhahhaa,cool song man!

[DarkDevil5AO]

whoa those baby pictures are nuts

[MoonGaurd]

Lol,i know this guy in real life,hes not really addicted,he doesn't even play any games,just likes youtube.

[KevyNova]

Do I know you, or are you one of my stalkers?

[vocalbrush]

my husband likes your song haha. it got stuck in his head and he sang it all day lol. he said- wow, this guy should do something with it, people would totally relate to this and its catchy!

[KevyNova]

Well, I made a video out of the song. That's something, right? Now if I can only get on Jimmy Kimmel..... His show, that is. Not him.

[illumastorm9Version2]

Best.Quote.Ever.

[ninja7ninja8ninja9]

Yay, finally somebody's life is ruined by 'ol bill's invention!!! |_ ( ) |_ This song is on the verge of death, sarcasm, intelligence, stupidity, courage, and finally, pie. OK, now that Jackass number one just made a comment, its your turn! ^.~ btw, i dig this song, and i hope to find out your dead the next day, or 58 years from now... (I just want to see the funeral ^^)

P.S. It's obvious the Intermetruined my life as well...

[KevyNova]

This may be my favorite comment ever.

[AvedaPeppymint]

THAT"S MY SISTER RIGHT THERE!!!!!

[KevyNova]

The MySpace tattoo girl or the LOL girl?

[partack1]

lol. I liked the song ^-^ *favourite*

I can relate.

[Trubkah1]

This is my new theme song. I have spend last 12 hours in Internet. I have to kill myself.

[KevyNova]

Great comment! Thanks for making me feel better about myself.

[Trubkah1]

I still here :( The suicide plan went all wrong, because there was interesting discussion in the Irc.

[a2jy2k]

rofl

[superamandaaddiction]

This is so true!! Love it.

[KevyNova]

Now I'm even more addicted to the internet since I've found Super Amanda!

[vocalbrush]

LOL.THIS IS THE BEST!! HAHA

[KevyNova]

Glad you like it. It's kinda sad that it's all true though. Maybe I should start a support group.....

[vocalbrush]

I know but isnt' the computer so much better than TV! Think about it, we can write, record music, graphic design, communicate,make videos, read, get the news, watch movies,etc..so much all in one package!! I still make time for other things..especially beig a mother and wife i have no choice- but if im a geek for being a net addict on my free time rather than getting drunk at the local bar then so be it lol.

[KevyNova]

You're right. Before I had internet, television was ruining my life. At least now, I can share that with millions of strangers around the world!

[MillerEyesd]

LOL! Awesome song...the only reference that's missing is one for SL!

[KevyNova]

SL? wtf is that?!? You realize that you may be admitting to being a bigger 'net addict than me, don't you!

[TAILFETHERS]

if you are sooooooo ready to be famous now.... then get off your fat ass....stop letting the internet ruin your life and go get f..king famous....cheer up NOVA...you silly boy.

[enquvist]

LOL!! Brilliant song!

[KevyNova]

Thanks, that especially means a lot to me coming from someone that I find very clever and funny!

[hulkx362]

haha thats soo true. but sad =/

[KevyNova]

The internet has pwned us all!

[xRemx]

I wish I didn't get all those references. The only solace I have now is the fact that you also knew them.

Great song and video!!!<--notice(3)exclamatio­n points!

When's the blockbuster vid that will change all our lives coming out that you promised earlier? ha ha...I kid...I kid.

[KevyNova]

You know, when I talk to people in the "real world" about Numa, SWK, etc... they never know what the heck I'm talking about but I have a feeling that most of my "internet friends" will understand all of this.

Thanks for the comment, even though two people beat you to it!

[techwench]

That's right, I was first, bitch! :P

Rem has been slipping lately...he's not commenting 20 seconds before the video posts anymore. Damn that real life for getting in the way!

[halfass1978]

hahahahahaha! Dude that's me . . . at your house . . . member that

[techwench]

Hahaha. That was effing awesome!

[KevyNova]

Thanks tech! I was hoping it would be.