Bill gates as the borg

[Isissa125]

lolwhot. Funny, 'coz mr Gates has an uncanny nack for "assimilating" small businesses into his own.

[LD2GJ]

I think I just release fear piss...

[spacer125]

Lets get something straight, Mac's are just over priced paper weights/window props.

Anyone with half a brain can protect themselves from viruses, and anyone with half a brain doesn't need an obscure OS to keep them safe.

(And last but not least, Linux is better than OSX)

[SixFootTallMidget]

Two Xbox 360s and a Vista OS later.

I got a PS3 that hasn't broken and Ubuntu.

I'm set.

Microsoft officially sucks in my book.

[siliconface]

The exact definition of Microsoft.

[morrisz2]

Steve Jobs would have made even more sense as the borg

[Zormac]

His money is augmented.

[flatiou]

@Zormac Deus Ex reference?

[Zormac]

@flatiou haha yea :)

[generalcircle]

Khan uses a mac

[Maceman25]

Borg= Microsoft.... they steal from others

[Ransty101]

FIRE THE WINDOWS VISTA TORPEDO! that should adequetly disable all their ships systems!

[Themostancient]

wonderful!

[georgespage]

WTF!!!!!!

[yetanothertubeuser]

Do one with Zuckerberg

[princecharmonpoirtoi]

HE IS NOT THE BORG HE IS HAVING HIS BRAIN CHECKED AFTER APPLE DEVELOPED THE I-PHONE AND THE I-PAD. MICROSOFT SOURCE

[blajsad]

Steve Jobs are the real borg

[glorp896]

@blajsad considering the market capitalization comparison between the two companies now you are on to something! apple's outstanding shares are worth 116 billion more than MS, which is 317.54 billion total for apple as i just checked...

[FatetheHedgehog]

Funny thing is this doesn't seem too far off from what he is now...

[thekaratedouble0]

APPLE= United Federation of Planets.

aka

APPLE>BORG

[Makron5]

@thekaratedouble0 Nah Apple manages to be worse than Borg, at least Bill Gates donates.

[jannikmt]

@thekaratedouble0 no microsoft woulf be the federation... at least they donate to lots of people

apple is the cmpany asimilateing other electronics so apple = borg!<---

[Ximmers]

We are the Borg, you have a critical error E03, lower your operating system and change to apple... Filing an erroreport is futile...

[ncc1968]

What next?.....ZuckerBORG..........­.

[glorp896]

@ncc1968 good one

[michaelgj23]

And then the Borg cube's operational system crashed having attempted an "Illegal operation"...

[oliknow]

just true

[EduardoTVideos]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAN!

[KHAAAAAAAANNN]

@EduardoTVideos Ahem... I think you'll find that's my name....

[mkdslover1232]

qvick! get ut ov 'is vay! 'e vill megabyte ju! nem 'pas? lol

[Pikachuforaiur]

Crap i watched this on windows 7!

[Littlezeed]

Surrender or he will BSoD your ass!

[thecommercialedge]

haha at 0:15 his mouth made the "pweeeeeeeuh" movement to the sound.

[tokutom]

YES. Bill Gates IS a member of the Borg. Seriously,he is not human at all.

[89BlackGatomon]

cool xD

[rweiii1]

bill gates is a #fail

[Master0of0Blades]

ya know it occurs to me they have never absobed an advertising executive because god damn the pitch needs work cause really the product is cool its immortality for fuck sake and yet can they sell it HELL NO no marketing skills in the borg... what you have marketing skills no sorry you can't join.

[Allanlegacy43]

A victim of his own eugenics loving foundation, what a creep.

[celticbattleaxe]

We are the MicroBorg. Your computers will be assimilated to run Windows 7 only. All other OSs will be terminated. Resistance is futile.

[tremedar]

@celticbattleaxe When win 7 pro has a win xp mode, what else could you possibly need? Vista? lol.....

[GeneralThornton]

Oh my God, what is WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!?

[TheLegolasguy]

"Assistance is futile"

[Curggan]

Captain Ian Troy U.S.S. Vienna, Defiant-class.... Our phasers have installed the new OS and are not responding. The same situation for shields, engines and life support. *long depressed sigh* Activate Self Destruct. ***3.....2......1.........*** Countdown Aborted! Reason: might actually allow you to be put out of your misery from the crappyness of our OS... Nnnnooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

[TheKiwiJedi]

I knew it! Hurry, go somebody to DC warn the army about this borg infiltrated on our planet!

[Bigdadda20]

He looks mentally challenged.

[Nagneto]

There should have been a blue screen of death at the end.

[User8571]

@Nagneto They just need to replace the BSOD with this.

[Lukergamer]

@catzcorn hmmm. how about 'Your hardware will adapt to automatically Ctrl-alt-del

[ACruelPicture]

OMG! Save us Steve Jobs!!

[Ashenion22]

Oh, GOD!! The BORG/ GATES has INFECTED my PC AGAIN!!

[greg0987654321jyfjdc]

the borg will have system32 deleted MUAHAHAHAHA

[sephirothsoul999]

"This is captain stallman of the starship linux..." lol

[stickman69uk2002]

love it i used a simlar prog to make a vid, crazytalk is so handy

[Vire70]

Haha how creepy. The future face of skynet?

[Nash1a]

@Vire70  At least its not Oprah.

[PiersApants]

I think mr jobs is more borgish,

[klause222]

my are frightened.

[VideoGameMaster56]

@catzcorn LOL

[Nash1a]

Didn't know I could wiggle my glasses, did ypou?

[Jonah64100]

catzcorn...lol

[Madurjafro]

we are the Borg,

Lower you Shields...

Oh shit, the Blue Screen just came up,

Brb, finding the restart button on ship

[Nash1a]

@Madurjafro What is that sequence again... Cntl-Alt-Self Destruct?

[StelarCF]

@Nash1a yeah

This is Captain Linus Torvalds of the U.S.S. Linux. Initiate Self Destruct Sequence Control Alternate Delete

This is Admiral Ubuntu of the Linux fleet. Initiate Self Destruct Sequence Ubuntu, Redhat, Linux.

This is Captain Linuxplayer of the Linux Player fleet. Initiate Self Destruct Sequence 1337, l33t,leet.

Destruct, 0, Silent Countdown, 10 minutes.

[ace942]

There should have been a blue screen of death at then end. It would make it more realistic.

[julian73de]

@catzcorn rofl hilarious!

[bigbadboriqua]

oh that was funny

[SamusMaXximus]

"Windows has encountered a fatal error. Your system will restart and vital unsaved information may be lost."

[Konni1969]

right...

[stormsirens2]

Oh NOES not the Crazy talk program @.@

(its how you made teh face talk)

[shadowtube567]

Next up: Steven Hawking as the borg.

[NigelGriff]

@shadowtube567 LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[davehowellman]

Win 7 of 9 ULTIMATE, you will adapt to service us!

[cika1234]

@davehowellman in the case of that one......Gladly

[DanilkaEnsign]

Windows 7 Borg edition. Improved version

[kall67]

that was funny...... a borg wearing glasses.

[fuzzynoob2]

uh oh... looks like somebody assimilated the mac convention =P

[LilThrillaGorilla]

very fitting

[ZioBeppe1917]

no no no stop everything, Gates is a fucking reptilian not a borg

[arianaalioth]

Do you ever wonder if Bill Gates saw his video? He's in his study right now overlooking at least one of his estates, laughing his ass off at all of us suckers who fell for a poor product at a cheaper price because of skilled marketing techniques....instead of buying a slightly more expensive piece of equipment like the mac that produces way less headaches.

[rollokb2]

We are the Bing

[MmeJohan]

if I only could adapt to these kinds of crappy videos, so that they wouldn't keep hurting me :(

you suck.

[pjdr]

fuck xbox 360 red ring of death and fuck you!!!

[Kiwifrank]

Ha ha ha... great!!!

[Drsatan9]

I knew it!

[MasterMacLeod]

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

[MrTonkaaaa]

windows users shoulden't get viruses (or be damaged by them or get hacked/malicious files) if you follow the following

A) - Run virus sweeps on scheduled times

B) - Keep firewall up 24/7

C) - Make sure you have all windows security updates and latest versions of web browsers (they contain updated security)

D) - don't download porn videos off of utorrent (.torrent files, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE!!)

E) - Don't download files when your not 100% certain of its authenticity.

[ZeroOneCentaurion]

Or option F) Get a Mac.

[PlatinumMic]

G) Go Linux. In the time it take GB to deliver his ultimatum, Linux could have infiltarted and re-initialized an entire Borg Cube.

[NoisyPC]

H) fuck a fruit basket.

[tappakeggaday1]

yup , get a mac!!! truer words were never uttered!!i will never go back to windows!!!

[MarshalJimRaynor]

Wrong. Macs get viruses just as easily as windows. Even more easily, since there are fewer antivirus programs available.

[ZeroOneCentaurion]

I've heard a report of one trojan horse, which Apple fixed straight away. I know there are going to be some viruses, but a hell of a lot less than Windows.

[161023]

yes but very few people can actually make a virus for BSD

[MithranArkanere]

@MarshalJimRaynor Mac and Linux have much less viruses because two reasons: 1. Not many people actually bother doing them. 2. They have several design flaws that make viruses that work across systems with the same SO hard to make . But that also makes actual programs harder to make for them.

[MarshalJimRaynor]

@MithranArkanere well, duh, of course the OS with >80% of the userbase has the -most- viruses, I'm just saying that all operating systems have vulnerabilities and viruses; microsoft just has the most known, that doesn't mean everybody else must therefore have none.

[OperaLord]

@MarshalJimRaynor Being someone who has owed multiple Windows machines as well as Macs, I have to say that you are WRONG.

On my Windows machines I got tons of viruses. NOT A SINGLE ONE ON ANY OF MY MACS EVER.

I agree that there are definitely flaws with Macs, but saying that they get more viruses than Windows is just plain IDIOTIC.

[161023]

1. windows firewall is a joke.

2. i agree with keeping browsers updated but i've seen microsofts offical updates trash an OS too many times

3. torrents are completely safe if you know what your downloading ie. a vid file shouldnt be 5kb :p

[0YtsanBlowout0]

All ur internets are belong to him.

[pfiberoptik]

@0YtsanBlowout0

He set us up the bomb.

[MrsLecter666]

@0YtsanBlowout0 That was the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. I can't stop laughing.

[thegamerman7]

Macs arent virus proof. Every 1 of a 100 people own Macs, that means for every 100 windows viruses reported only 1 Mac virus is reported. Mac's got nuttin on PC's.

[hgfggg1]

my computer never has viruses unless its a false alarm

[falcon02012]

ohhhhhhhh now i know why my Windows full of viruses.

trying to assimilate the viruses to serve us

but in my case the viruses assimilating Windows.

[cugooluloo]

... if you try to resist anyway, we will upload windows to your ship! O_o

[cugooluloo]

lol one of the first generation borg. remember they´ve still used glasses instead of an ocular implant. hehe. i like it!

[HereticDuo]

yup, thats Gates all right

[AnImmovableObject]

LOL!

[Natedagreat0101]

This is so unrealistic, borg do not need glasses, their ocular implants are far superior to our eyes.

[falcon02012]

these are not glasses, they are the equivalent of hubble telescope :)

[sciencoking]

TAKE THIS:

public class destruction {

public static void main(String[]args) {

while (true) {

}

}

}

RUN!!

[greenknight5700]

lol thats disturbingly realistic xD

[Kryptonater1994]

lol hilarious

[unscenegamers]

If you refuse we will delete your youtube channel.

[Myuutsu4life]

PC over Mac any ol' day. But that's just 'cause I've been using PCs since I was about 2! Very funny video, though. I love it, hehehe.

[StuartTheGamerNerd]

@Myuutsu4life exactly!!!...even if Macs are virus free they'll never live up to all the thousands if not millions of programs and video games PC's can still operate....it can be both a good and bad thing at the same time so there...plus with more virus's gained you learn more by learning certain methods to deleting them besides relying on pricey ol Apple to do it for you

[MacUser135]

you know, there are 3 programs to make windows run on a mac: BootCamp, Parallels Desktop, and VMware Fusion 3

[StuartTheGamerNerd]

whos to say it still can't upload the viruse's and spyware into the documents and settings or even the Windows folder tough?

[161023]

virtualbox doesnt have a mac version?

[raiderz111]

*Borg Attempts Communication*

FUCK! Blue Screened again!

[wwclay86]

well, this could be scary. but the collective would be slowed by a teenager with too much music on her hard drive.....

[vengefulnoob]

All your computer are belong to him

[bf2lover42]

set phasers to.... KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[Averagegamer100]

I'd hit it...

WITH AN INVERSE TACHYON BEAM!

[bushcrap2019]

Blue screen of death, the whole race lags.

[ogbruticus]

You will add Windows 7 to your PC,

your distintiveness and individuality will be added to our own, resistance is futile

[kall67]

@ogbruticus

That was hilarious!!

[05Ibrahim]

@ogbruticus Brilliant reply

Thumbs Up!!

[IbanezMS1995]

I BELIEVE IT!

[tehpwnzorbobz]

Lets go on the internet.

*Browse*

Oh cool Windows Sev-

*Hypospray*

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

[macaius]

he knows how to assimilate viruses

[unnamednewbie13]

So do Macs, or they wouldn't have to keep writing patches to close security holes.

[Reagusmage]

If he was a borg he wouldn't need glasses

[MrVBat]

awesome^^

[dc2045]

oh shit!! I knew windowz 7 was a bad idea!! =(

[Efreeti]

He has bendy glasses.

[hoppers001]

DIE MICROSOFT!!! :)

[tsetsoooo]

ROFL OMG hahhahaha cant stop laughing ROFLMAO !!!!!

[TRekkie122]

omg he will shut down our ships with windows seven lol

[OneGoldLion]

if i were picard i would definatly run from that

[jesusfreak5149]

this is going to become a reality one day, and i'm goin' under a rock when it does

[TRekkie122]

im scared plz get him away

[HaloXCom]

hey hey thats pretty good~! ^^

[adamwba1979]

that's actually quite creepy. lol

[moemoe20092007]

rofl so funny!

[ravendta]

Wow I'm gonna have nightmares.

[sciencoking]

well... now we just have to wait for a bluescreen :P

[Krisztian5HUN]

Hehe... prepare the weapons and fire freezers and BlueScreen torpedo's xD

[jamisicus]

We are Microsoft.

OS2 Is Irrelevant.

Macintosh is Irrelevant.

We will add your personal Currency to our own.

Your Firewalls will adapt to protect us from Trojan Horses.

Resistance is Futile.

Where you want to go today is Irrelevant.

[SverigeNorgeDanmark]

I could see that but even something more EVIL will destroy them,

Google Chrome OS, It will be Free but for one thing your soul

[gta4freak666]

creepy

[lsl70]

The only borg to ever wear eye glasses.

[ARandomCanadian]

oh shit

[TrueSunStorm]

Omg o.O

[thadea]

Lower your anti virus shields and install mojave =p

[darkmastachief]

it would have been better if it ended in a bsod

[macaroniman2000]

he has ugly face XD

and knowing windows from personal windows BSOD FRICKING SUCKS

[josecoto85]

Commander, lock on target, Linux torpedoes, fire at will.

[SouthernRiprey]

Let's see...

ERROR WINDOWS HAVE ENCOUNTERED AN INTERNAL ERROR

[Razgriz2118]

Hopefully those Windows Vista glitches/problems start affecting the Borg when they reach Earth

[username1105]

Just when the borg are about to assimilate the planet the get the BSOD and all the drones have to restart.

[simzep]

yes resistance is futile you only could press alt and f4

[zach56093]

i guess resistance is now futile.

[lacutis1134]

love it

[gerrit1952]

funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!