Flaccid Ego: Psychic Reading Call-in Show

[rubbers99]

Fucking genius!! I love watching you, make my day

[ghana25]

"My name is Dario Preister and I'm the creator of the now infamous, CB Walker. I wanted to offer something new and innovative to television. A comedy show that was really an "anti-comedy".

The prank callers actually had no idea that the joke was on them. I was the one doing the prank calling. The show was sort of a "reverse prank call".

[ShaneLoverDawson]

Good evenin', uh huh.

[bwalk23bluehawk]

A big old german sheppard. Comin' your way my friend. 3:30

[kpny1961]

@SirTorment In a nutshell, a Bodega is a small Hispanic store.

[TheFragile1991]

uhhhuh

[FullMetalElectroma]

Caller: Hi I need help...

FE: YES YOU DO HONAY!

-hangs up-

[witch20112011]

Powerful love spells. stores.ebay.co.uk/Powerful-Voo­doo-Spells

[huntr7777]

Asshole...thank you!

[Bidmartinlo]

One word: Badass. :P

[CightonProductions]

Your motha.

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

this guy probably started out with good intentions of providing "psychic" reading to the public ...but soon every show deteriorated into a non stop barrage of insults and angry callers

lol!

[anditl21]

"God don love you Nigga" ...honey do you suck Yo daadys dick with that mouth. Hahaha he got really offended wen she said that

[Kr4zyKracka]

heyyy hayyy MOMMY MOOOMMYYY!!

[TheDemoniusX]

"Good Evening"

"FUCK YOU!"

"YES,YES another one of them fools,That's very Creative my friend,very creative"

That's my favorite part of this vid, laught every time.

[craftman32]

"my dick"

[donignacio2000]

Move over Seinfeld... this is the *REAL* show about nothing...

[KungFuRascals3]

@iceandsteele .....and this is NOT a McDonnalds!

[CieraTay01]

what a damn shame its been.....LOL another 1 of them fools.....

[thereaIblackcerberus]

I love this guy.

[UerMom]

I think it's just the same people calling again and again lol

[GrumpyShow]

Does that phone number still work?

[goodyoj]

"Honeh, do you suck yo daddy's dick wit that filthy mouth?"

[detinUretsehcnaM]

UH HUH

[jesmes94]

so what is this show about

[MaryTibbetts1]

On the look for real spiritual guidance?Feel like there is a lot more?Unleash your true psychic powers.Sleep no more, THE-HIDDEN-SPIRITdotCOM

[Joshatdot]

Does anyone ever get a energy reading? lol

[MrKevMan]

Brilliant. It took me a couple of years, but now i totally get it.

This is freaking halarious.

All hes doing is reading energy, there is no need to talk. AHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

I dont think anyone else gets it.

Freaking brilliant!!

[Oiouthas]

3:15 "fuck face" lol

[mormonjoe]

Why does he hang up on everybody? Some callers sounded pretty legit...

[Death2theNWO777]

hahaha...

you seriously do awsome work

you are genius...

Peace...

[semnekar]

WTH?.....you know it really does'nt matter at this point

[phxsns1]

I swear these people in New York City!

[catpenis27]

"Ah huh. Do you suck your daddy's dick with that filthy mouth?"

[weloveboobies1]

whats a bodega lol

[knoxklay11]

good evenung? you suck. uh huh uh huh aparently you do to! good evenuung? *nobody there* uh uh? really. uh huh.. uh huh.

[lameristotel]

Why im getting dick pictures when i type flaccid in google o.o

[MermaidBlueFins]

@lameristotel uh because that is what flaccid means.

[bballinmc85]

Best internet prank of all time perhaps!

[blackbrutha]

fuckin hillarious

[lardo444]

even though i had a minor problem with flaccid ego, i have to admit this is genius.

dude you are one funny actor. you had me going for hours. i watched every one of your vids. at the end i was a bit disappointed. but thanks for the laughs. you da man.

peace, lardo.

[dubleyhew13]

This was a hoax so u all know. The dude is a comedic actor.

[LostMikey998]

"Hi, I need help." Yes you do, honey."

[jbirdman55]

what a fucking dumbass. this dude deserves the abuse.

[DaveBrum90]

Hang on, the woman at 33 secs asks for a psychic reading and all he says is "this is not a bogeda". He deserves every bit of abuse he gets.

[Jclassic18]

good evening

[brickscity77]

This not a bodega, callin here for a physic reading, what's the fuckin purpose of the show, dick head ass! WTF

[PAASNC]

That's takes a lot of courage, to call here, say "Fuck you" then hang up!

LMAO

[rKrDuDe265]

Watch out for that German Sheperd.

[TR86]

haha this fucker would be more sucessful as a comedian than a bull shitting physic.

[opti95]

sounds like some people actully needed his help but he just hang up

[Jake23Ts]

What the fuck is he trying to help these people with? He said he wants to give energy readings, but when people actually ask for one he turns into a smart ass.

And he hangs up on people who arent even pranking him. He doesnt give anyone a chance to talk before he hangs up on them.

I also love how after he threatens violence on people he was trying to take it back because he realized he just said he was going to kill people on live TV. He realized he could get into lots of trouble.

[dkoch2]

@iceandsteele lol yeah he should sell shirts that sell that haha

[clandarkside]

hilarious, but i sort of feel sorry for this guy because he actually thinks he is doing something productive lol

[RetardRage99]

@clandarkside he is, he's making me lol

[luckytwentyseven]

whats this show about? Lulz

[hbkxoashley]

good evening.....good evening :D hahahaaaa

[MACABREMARIPOSA]

"ASSHOLE"

- "thank you, thank you I bet yours is quite wide isn't it? Unnhuuh your's all stretched out"

[blazinslayer]

wtf he hangs up on everybody

[MrBenis92]

What the fuck is this about??? Everyone jus6t hang up all the time...

[nelthas]

GOOD EVENING! UH-HUH. *hangs up*

[hemmabil]

Seriously.. What does he want people to say?.. I mean some are serious and still he hang up on them..

[idchii]

haha god evening - Your mama!! xD

[psychoticjackass]

he's so up himself

[juicymop]

GOod EBENUN....XD...

[csrocker101]

"Hello..? Hello?"

(Pause)

"YO YOU FAKE.."

LOL

[masterjake7777]

this is halarious

lmao at 4:35

[MightySnail007]

good stuff

[Gallers]

When was this episode aired? Do you have the first half of it as well?

[Quathan]

I love how each and every call sounds hilarious in its own way, especially how he cuts them off at the right times. I laughed at almost every one!!

Youtube simply wouldn't be complete without this video

[Blackbeard280]

Comedy gold! I can't believe this prank went on for almost four years hahahaha.

[paddylegend23]

ma dick

[drjohnny89]

i feel bad for him, and im laughing at his misfortune at the same time

[nascarfan1444]

wow he thinks everyone is a prank or what

[NoobHero000]

after u receive enough calls, u give up XD

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

You know you suck when women take time away from their bullshit to prank call you.

[Hollowman1985]

haha wow funny shit, this guy is prolly high

[2ndbattccoy]

hey mommy, mommy!

[unknownorigin84]

This is not a bodega!

[rloh91]

What the hell is this show even supposed to be? XD

[bumblin7]

haha he just assumes everyone is a prank caller, he even cuts off the legit callers

[zambimaru]

"NAKED!!!!!"

[Jurassicprince]

Don't call for a psychic reading? Why did she say that? This is for a psychic reading.

[Gallers]

Oh really? That's wonderful, honey!

[Motorcyclephil]

Oh man, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

"Good Evening " "My dick".. That was the funniest.

[tkodawg1]

This guy is a fucking fruitcake!

[tuco98245]

A big 'ol german shepard!! XD

[pdot1337]

LOLOL

[MACABREMARIPOSA]

"I bet yours is quite wide isn't it, uh-huh all streched out"

[GLove88mph]

he says "skretched"

[XxMissNoNamexX]

Good eeeeeeeevNUHN!

Like some kind hyper-active psychic chihuahua...

Watch out for that German Shepard, you guys!

[runescapedOOd11]

some of these people calling are douches, but some of them actually want readings and he hangs up on them....what an idiot.

[kiwilimew]

He said the prank calls were real, but he was putting on a comedy act. If you go to his website, he says that he was the one actually doing the prank calling.

[z3r044]

what a sad excuse to blame his stupid show on.

[z3r044]

no shit. lol what a dumb nig

[jaktigmidblinx]

lol this guy made a threat that hes going kill new yorkers with his psychic powers. Isnt that a crime to do that on television?

[jaktigmidblinx]

I can understand why new yorkers arepranking this guy. he wont give readings to people who are actually calling in needing help. Hes just a fake.

[opentime912]

This show had to have had amazing ratings, I'd tune in everynight and watch this guy dealing with this every single day. The only thing I don't get is that the screen says "Free Psychic Energy Reading" and when someone calls and asks for one he tells them this ain't no bordega and dont call askin him for that lol. The one girl was great tho "Can I get a reading?" "Honey you dont call askin for that...." "Fuck you then bitch" hahahaha

[JamesTClement]

This dude needs to fire his camera man cause for starters, this HAS to be the worst shot I have ever seen. All of his stuff is bad that way. If the stattion itself is that ate up, no wonder this dude gets hammered.

[tingly7654321]

he talks like a gay redneck

[benisajosher]

Hahaha this guy is crazy.

[WalkenTheWalk]

How the hell are you supposed to get the free psychic reading? He yells at them for asking!

[TheNoSkills]

there's no manu to look at here. you know this is about psychic energy. there no guess work. can i get an AHHHHHHHH!! you can get a foot up your ass if that's what you want.

AHAHHAHAH priceless.

[gokuace2000]

he's such an asshole xD

[BPMusic08]

lol I can't stop laughing at this vid!

[csrocker101]

Is it me or is this guy really obnoxious??

[Indierocklova]

LOL @ bit in the ass by a German Shepard. Someones been watching too much Chappelle Show.

What the fuck does this guy do?

[ColeDavis94]

holy shit wtf some people are mean but i mean christ this guys an asshole!

[rcalvarado]

why's he leaning back. That's some funny shit. I love the coke bottle eye glasses.

[gokuace2000]

lmfao

[Gallers317]

I swear, these people of New York City.

[Crosswizz]

i swear hes cutting off people that want the reading!

[SuperEdMan]

thats why he rules

[matthewmello]

BEST

4:12 "mommy.....mommy"

4:20 "have mercy!!"

5:02 "YEAH HI!!"

5:17 " mommy.....mmmmommmmyyy!!!!"

6:20 "dickhead!!!"

7:30 and then "hooney do you suck yo daddys dick wit that filthy mouth?"

QUOTES

[luk4what]

" Hooney do you suck your daddy's dick with that filthy mouth"(7:30)

EPIC FAIL xD

[PoisonInc]

Good eve'non.

[RES1ST0R]

why does he keep saying "dont call up here askin for a psychic reading"  when it says FREE PSYCHIC ENERGY READING on the screen??

[rossyrossyrossross]

He means 'don't ask in this way', as if it were something you could just buy in a 'bodega' (shop). He expects them to be mannerful.

[adrx1234]

but how are you suppose to do it?

[Gallers317]

This is still a classic.

[zzJerryShufflezz]

He was hanging up on everyone .... Some ppl weren't even pranking and he hung up on em

[basrutten69]

people are making angry in here!

[HandsomeDriveTV]

"good evenin"

"fuck you-"

"yes yes yes just another one of them foo's"

LOLOLOL

[adog8me]

"You can get a foot up yo ass is what you can get heaah"

This shit gets better every time i see it. I wanna party with this guy.

[ggshowrules]

This guy is hysterical.

[RealTrixRabbitTroll]

fuck you yah fucking faggot. you know all about getting pranked don't you you fat shit

[TheCrust]

I got to go... .you guys hurt my feelings so much. hahahahaha lol!

I try to give yall positive energy and what do I get? negative engergy from all yall.

[FlawlessCock]

"Asshole" "Yu mutha" ROFL what a combo.. Mommy!!! HEY MOMMY LOL

6:21 NATURE!

[james2529]

ur gonna get bit in the ass by a german shepherd

[EppicChick]

He has the smallest noes I have ever seen

[Lukezzz93]

His glasses scrunch it all up.

[aahhhshaddap]

you about to catch a dial tone!

[ChanceViola]

haha wat's wrong w/ dis guy? and y is he sitting like dat? lol @ 4:25

[Wissam2254]

good evning hahaha...

[Gallers317]

Asshole... your mother.

[yokiayobaby]

my soul is dying! lmao!

[Wolverinex29]

He likes to say "ah huh"

[stormcrow2]

CB Walker is the best!

[usmc69187]

Hi, I need help..... Your right you need help, get off my phone,lol lol

[danielhiryu]

"Good evening... can you suck my dick, bitch?"

3:16 to 3:30 is the best prank ever.

[rossyrossyrossross]

I like the simple 'NYUUUUUUUUUUU!!!' at 21 sec, especially CB's response.

[Gallers317]

Hey, I'm on TV.

[danielhiryu]

Go on somewhere!

[eliopizza81]

why is he dressed like an old woman

[Comeback209]

THIS IS NOT A BODEGA!

[Gallers317]

AND IT IS NOT MCDONALD'S!

[firstbornpsycho]

tyler perry's why the fuck did I become a psychic

[danielhiryu]

LOL!!!

[Flem0]

ahahaha watch out fo that german shepard!

[RussianYulia17]

lawl

[BearCrest]

SCRAAATCH that, i did NOT say that...ladies and GENTLEMAN....i will not hurt anyoneeee...

[BearCrest]

uh HAAAAAAh, you know this ain't the way it usually go heyahhh...you treat me wrong....forgive this FOOL for he don't know what he's doin

[java154]

this is not a bodega!!!!!!!

[socerkicksbutt]

good evenin!

[nated0g99]

hey mami! mamiiii!...

[warrior350es]

hahahaha

[bigslimbeezy]

lol "HELLO HONEY"

[dwightschrute117]

Read the news paper, watch it on new york 1

[VivalaTom944]

hahahaha poor guy im guna call him one day.

[TheCrust]

so am I