The Critic - Marty's First Date (1/3)

[wolpm]

i wanna be apart of it shalom shalom

[wolpm]

jew york jew yok

[baka7dogo]

fammly guy

[georgeowain]

Jay and Alan from "Two and a Half Men" should hang out together considering they got something in comman.

[kingman1245]

Just call me the jaws of life

[Supernegromagic]

He practiced catching sausage in his mouth with his dad O_O

I hope not...

[57goldtoplespaul]

Ahh shit that was pretty funny

[BlackWolf207]

lol This show is genius! Why am I just discovering it now?

[WiredrawnMurder45]

i love how's he's just singing about food and it's just landing in his hands.

[djjerc]

fuckin frenchh ahhahah

[Deathsquad49]

lol, they thought this was dirty!

[BridgerNY]

I Went to the United Nations school they parodied in this. And yes every day was just like that! Commie children and international food fights

[Acrobatdog99]

Guy: Nice Butt!

Jay: Thank You!

It's So Funny.

[greenpanther951]

i love  this show

[TheLizzard0]

Some of the video, to my understanding, is cut.

[Pammy1960]

@TheLizzard0 Yeah, sorry about that. It was in 4:3 and it cropped it to fit 16:9 somehow. I've learned since how to counteract that.

[demondumpling]

The French thing always cracks me up. C'est drôle!

[Acrobatdog99]

INTERNATIONAL FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!

[Gmancrap]

At the time in the 90's I can see how tv stations might see this show as a bit dirty. But now its ok to straight up call a women a slut or whore on tv. Things have changed.

[Andragorans]

The french chickened out - again :D :D

[krisx15]

yea thats the french table for ya surrendering after one hit

[Carmex776]

We surrender!

[rocksoliddude1]

what a fat fucking whimp getting beat up by girls

[zathusura78910]

yeah....thats..... thats the joke

[Tacom4ster]

@rocksoliddude1 Thats the joke, dumbass

[leegeorgeson]

XD "Hear that Sally I am VERY mature..." Funniest line ever...

[NexusARC]

In a food fight asian food loses for there is too much but too small americans win because they take other foods and say its theirs (hamburgers for instance heck even apple pie)

[aceshighdueceslow]

I assume this was released (most definitely written) JUST before Star Trek Generations (Star Trek VII) was released and, sorry Jay, it didn't star Leonard Nimoy

[angelbabeof69]

Gimmi your french fries, gimmi your pot pies, I'll take your large-sized soft served ice cream

[obiwanobiwan13]

I want to see Robin Williams play Evita! :D

[drewsky684]

i used to love that kid with the stonehendge head

[MrAlcazar]

"I still say it was Ho ho Horrible!

[Turbosoaker41]

the kid who yells "international food fight!" is voiced by the same woman (?) who did Dexter from Dexter's lab.

[voltageman65]

"Well I can sink a 50 million dollar musical using only the word CRAP" XD

[Rickbeast1]

"Sir we have some kids trapped under a side of beef!"

"Just call me the jaws of life!"

[Lobomendoza]

pause the video at 5:05 jajaja

[IsoscelesKramer]

I seriously doubt that the daughter of a Cuban diplomat would say anything as religious as "madre de dios"!

[treyblowski]

the billboard thing would have been a litte funnier if hed said ass

[Xerock]

Why was this show cancelled? It was great!

[IsoscelesKramer]

Apparently it was too dirty for ABC and not dirty enough for Fox. The truth is it was too good for both of them!

[Xerock]

That makes absolute sense too.

[dontsextreme]

Well...King of the hill isn't that dirty but that lasted a long time

[Pammy1960]

King of The Hills the wonderful exception. If a show stays true to itself and doesn't screw with things, it'll have a solid following for a long time, its as simple as that.

News shows compromise themselves, so they keep fighting for new ways to keep people watching. You start on the wrong foot, you can't stop the wrong foot from coming.

[ZyxthePest]

"I rely on terror and oppression because everyone plots against me!"

"I was gonna say that!"

[neongecko06]

Now I have the real "Macho Man" video playing in my head... XD

[hhJACK92]

The subtle war cracks are brilliant... I love this show.

[Nataliexspidey7]

I love how marty pic said BlackPower !

HAHA ^.^

[DAJ01]

"Your country will one day choke on the vomit of your capitalist excess."

I'll be assuming the writing team was composed of fortune tellers and prophets from now on.

[batboyexe]

8:05

[vlad4]

7:00 Hilarious!

[pytko3]

What the Hell is Jay's ex-wife's problem? She has no one else to blame but herself for her un-happy marriage to Jay.

[masterdrom]

OMG ! THANK YOU ! :D

[animeloverryan85]

Jay tried to give her what he could, but...She's just a bitch...My favorite moment with her was when she said "My lawyer says you'll pay me $100 everytime you speak to me" and then Jay says "Here's 200, now get bent!" damn that was one clever comeback

[obiwanobiwan13]

Oh wow... Twin Towers, right there...

That's really takes you back and really sort of makes you feel a stab of sadness for a second...

[IMMAOJ]

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

[JacksonHugh]

"753 million dollars!" :P

[BlaBloomkin]

Sir some kids are traped under beef

Just call me the jaws of life :P

[obiwanobiwan13]

Lol awesome...

The Israeli-Arab food fight escalates, and everyone joins the fight except...

"We surrender!" :D

[pytko3]

Yeah, but notice also who started it.

[howlbigbadwolfbeta]

hay that's dexter voice actor!

[fleisch09]

all shit stinks, if ya don't like it, don't watch it

[heavencanwaite]

"well i can sink a 50 million dollar musical using only the word CRAP!"

[Natikle]

"INTERNATIONAL FOODFIGHT!!"

Best scene ever XD

[Nomadvideos1]

yep it's easily the best !

[TheSameYellowToy]

lol its the 50th annniversary of cuba hating us

[shanethepain13]

The eww at his face at the door was the best part!

[bragtheface]

can you get the dvd in the uk at all?

[digga1o1]

50 cents or 800,000 pesos LOL

[aarondirebear]

wow his ex is a shallow whore

[rickym124]

please put more of these up

[Pammy1960]

Please buy the DVD ;)

and theres a few more episodes on veoh as I understand it.

[LUNCHBOX762X39]

where can you get the dvd??

[mrkingofkings]

@ Rasputin Music store in the San Francisco Bay Area and Barnes & Noble or Borders nationwide.

[PrayersOfAngel]

"don't leave your papa. DON'T LEAVE YOUR PAPA!!"

lmfao amazing!! ♥

[Kent718]

yeah that kid was definitly the same voice actor as dexter

[SpySappinMahUsername]

6:51 He practices swallowing sausages with his dad?

[Fayceee]

Haha. I found it funny.

[rahungry]

6:08 feels somewhat prophetic. :P

[crazybomber5656]

the french kid sounded like dexter

[coilgunner2]

Eddie Deezen?

[xtrastage]

Does anyone know what the name of the theme song composition is?

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

WE SURRENDER!

[mulac787]

"its just.....GAS!!!" lolz

[Highstar25]

haha the french kids, WE SURRENDERE!

[hunarf]

dont your papa! DONT LEAVE YOU PAPA!

[SuperKeith2]

I don't like the fuzzy picture... but it's still a thousand times better than watching Family Guy in HD.

[dim432]

if some bully's you shoud wack them back as a brawl

[squall600]

jay: give me your french fires, give me your pot pies, ill take a large cup of ice cream!!! mmmmm, delicious"

[kingdyl18]

The critic was way ahead of it's time, jon lovitz rules lol!!

[winokur89]

International Foodfight!!!

[Pammy1960]

haha Al Jean and the gang are so good at backstories... its hard to make them funny and still resonate emotionally.

Hell, its hard to make a show with a Critic as a lead character. I hate ALL real life critics!! But I love Jay Sherman.

[extra1234567891]

i wanna go to that school

[incarnateTheGreat]

Haha! The Robin Williams' bit was great!

"Oh, fantastic! Wonderful!"

[Squishy876]

Don't leave your papa! Don't leave your papa!

[TheLizzard0]

"Hi, this is Gene Shallit, I'm having a bad hair day. If you don't believe me, look out the window!"

[TreyYoung17]

u guys know that jay weighs like 87 thousand pounds.XD

[XXL2oo]

anything heavier than a tank

[GEORGliquorAMERICAN]

You hooligans! This window cost 753 million dollars!

[Hasselhoffhater]

Gotta love Jon Lovitz!

[musketeer86]

NICE!! i love this show. i'm ordering the box set on amazon and i can't wait to get it.

[shadowking96]

i love this show

[OonaCanute]

Yay thank you for posting!!

[TheLizzard0]

SECOND EPISODE! YEAH! Please upload the last episode: "Dukerella" I THINK... or "I Can't Believe It's A Clip Show"

[Pammy1960]

I would if I had it... and the last ep is the clip show.

Seriously, get the dvd. I heard it has a ton of sweet extras.

[ziggytim]

i think it's a bear that likes key lime pie!

[magpieonjupiter]

I love this show!!

More, More, More!!

[Pammy1960]

lol I found out about it about two weeks ago. I don't have any episodes that aren't already online. Try veoh and youtube.