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  • Hilarious :)

  • I'm Canadian, and I get your joke, but why does everbody find it necessary to bash Canada? I bet at least half of you haven't even beean to Canada. GTA Canada would never happen, and if the slim chance it did, It would be nothing like this. Because Rockstar Toronto would be the team working on it. So they would make it accurate. Did you also know that Canada does, in fact get summer? New York has the same weather patterns as half of Canada's cities?

  • @mjtorjan The video doesn't suck because it's poking fun at Canada, it sucks because of the poor execution and the bad editing.

    FYI, I'm Canadian as well, but I can take a joke.

  • @SJSharksSCC Hah yes they do, but they are not the only canadian team. The best Canadian players were on a little team called Team Canada, you may have heard of it, It beat Team America at the olypics...

  • @mjtorjan Yeah, the "Olympics," are great, but apparently no one in Canada can spell properly.

  • @gorillazhead And you are one of those ignorant, and obviously unintelligent people who categorize one person, as an entire nation. Just because I made a simple typo on my piece of shit ipod doesn't mean no one in Canada can spell. Maybe you need more education and/or common sense.

  • The funniest thing is you really lost all this time doing a shitty video like that

  • no canadians have no technology but we make better videogames than the americans.lol... Assassins Creed and way more.. All the ubisoft games that were made in Canada are made better. Put it this way, I'd much rather buy Canadian made than American made anything. Americans are lazy. Americains talk about Canadian t T.V when their t.v sucks balls too. So if I started joking about 911 you guys can dish it out, but could never take it. And you call us wimps.lol.

  • @TheXxcrazysnakexx So funny to bring up tragedies and call them weaknesses.

    I bet if I went up to Manitoba and killed half the population in the name of ethnic cleansing, you wouldn't want to bring it up anymore than 9/11.

  • Doesn't matter because basically what you are saying is Canada is a better place to live because there isn't as much violence and we dont have to be afraid to walk the streets alone.. Americans are all fat have no teeth and are lazy rednecks. I guess I should believe that stereotype, because all you Americans believe in them so. Oh and our women are a lot hotter than yours hahaha. That's a fact. Look it up. your women need 8 gallons of makeup to look hot, we dont.lol. fat fucks

  • I wish someone would do a GTA Glasgow. No guns, just knives and booze.

  • a kid did payback on u

  • 7. I bet the only reason you bash canada is because justin bieber comes from here, and we all know that you people have 0% respect for the guy.

  • @InsomniacLegit Dude, nobody truly believes that shit, the simple fact is that stereotypes are hilarious.......eh?

  • @SJSharksSCC no. and you'd be suprised, some people do believe this shit

  • @InsomniacLegit I think you are the one that is butt-hurt. If someone calls me redneck or asks where my cowboy hat is or some American stereotype i laugh because it is funny. And if they truly do believe a stereotype I still laugh because they are stupid wank vaginas. You just take it personally, buddy.

  • @InsomniacLegit I'm from Canada and I think Justin Bieber sucks too, he's horrible.. he ruins music ok.

  • i wish every butthurt, stereotyping american could see this comment,

    If you came to live in Canada, for about a year or so, you would realize that Canada is just about the same as your 'american paradise'.

    1.we drive cars. like you. yeah.

    2. we live in houses.

    3.It is not freezing, nor does it snow throughout the whole year. most of the time its scorching hot or just not hot or cold weather.

    4. WE RARELY SAY 'EH'.

    5. Not everyone plays hockey.

    6. not everyone likes maple syrup.

    (continued) ^

  • This is not Canada! Everyone knows canadian cars have square wheels!

  • why would some dumb ass do this??? The killing violence and shit that happens in gta would never in Canada. Dumb Americans these days.

  • @GINsmalldoodle These days? Don't you mean always?lol Americans are the dumbest people I know.. that's a fact...

  • This is true I live in Canada and it snows all day!

  • grand theft auto : america would be horrible, the main characters would be too fat >:l

  • @999124999 5 of the 6 main characters were american dumb ass. All of the GTA's took place in America, except for the London expansion..

  • @1clkgtramg Psh I didn't meant it literally man.

  • @999124999 and why do you say that

  • @xboxrage16 because y'all be bashing on us canadians so I feel we have the same exact right to bash on you guys Lol.

  • @999124999 you can't say all because i dont i just hate justin bebber

  • Im from Poland but I dont like joking from Canadian. They are people like us!!!

  • GTA montréal ftw!

  • Who the fuck rakes leaves with a shovel?

  • Canada don't have stupid bad ass running with guns anf kill people for no reason, only in america.

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  • @chichepopo bullshit canada is where most of the marjuana comes from

  • Grand Theft Auto Canadas best feature is you don't get charged for the hospital visits and polite pedestrians. The worst features is when you do need a trip to the hospital the game makes you wait for 3 hours before your admitted and guns are much harder to come by.

  • my nigga i was reading the comments you scared me bitch

  • I'm not gunna lie, that actually be fucking sweet

  • I prefer Canadian Shakespeare.

  • Looks like that 12 year old is the baddest nigger in your neighbourhood.

  • canada is cool so shut up

    

  • What do you know - first GTA game which not only has kids but it has children who are pretty good gangsta's.

  • I'm canadian and I dont understand why americans Just treat us like trash... What did we do to you America? -_-

  • @00OONikOO00 well the british north americans (now known as canadians) burnt the whitehouse in the 1800's. maybe thats a reason

  • @ScarButta Yes, Canada did that because during the Civil War, America tried to slave Canadians to fight for them, so Canada pushed them back all the way to Washington and destroyed their Presidential Home.

  • the reason that this vvideo is so bad? hes black. dont bash canada,... especially when you used to be slaves for us canadians!!! GET OWND

  • @manlydan95 You just proved that Canadian kids must be really retarded judging on your racist comment.

    Bitch got trolled!

  • @manlydan95 can you act like a civilized canadian please? don't be a rascist little shit.

  • why is there the sims 1 theme song

  • fuckin eh... we dont have acsess to all the gun's u can get in the states. but u can get cought with a OZ of kush and it's hardly anything to worry about.. probation maybe some community servic lol

  • im from canada and id love to have this game. get WASTED in a car crash, get your weapons back legally and get free health care....RAMPAGE ANYONE?

  • WTF is this...?

  • I give it a Grammy award the most realistic game of the century but how r u gonna die by a lil kid LMFAO XD

  • and that is why you shouldnt mess with a kid in GTA lmao

  • Who the fuck rakes leaves with a shovel?

  • Who rakes leaves with a shovel?

  • lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololz

  • @giantrobot0987 Yeah let me rephrase that... The murder rate in Canada is higher than in the U.K. but lower than in the States. The auto theft rate in Canada is higher than the U.K. & used to be (I thought it still was) higher than in the U.S.

  • LOOOOOOOOL,that's you dude,not even a PS3 game xD btw,nice sense of humour you got

  • Everyone is calling for GTA Great Britian but if you ask me it would be an inferior game to Canada GTA! There are way more guns in Canada than the UK (Our cops actually carry guns), higher murder rate, & higher rates of auto theft than both the UK & the US. Plus I'd love to sky dive from the CN Tower!

  • eh?

    

  • Lol the one gta with kids and they kick your ass!!

  • u suck

  • holy shit....best idea...GTA DETROIT!!...lol i live in michigan and gta detroit would be damn amazing:P

  • ill stick the case up youre but... EH!

  • The three blacks on here are about as many blacks as my province has. Stupid Americans.

  • I'm Canadian. I get your joke, but why does everybody feel it necessary to bash Canada? Rockstar would never make a GTA Canada. Because here in Canada, it would be so unrealistic if some dude decided to run around with a gun shooting people. That shit just doesn't happen here. Oh and btw, we do have summer here. In fact New York gets just as much snow as most of the Canadian cities. So who came up with the fact that Canada always has snow is completely wrong.

  • @mjtorjan yeah its pretty dumb....and they think we ride polar bears....

  • @mjtorjan So You've never heard of the École Polytechnique massacre?

    And yeah New York has the same weather as Toronto, but most of canada is cold as hell. Ever be to the Yukon? It goes down to minus 50 degrees Celsius. And it always has snow too.

  • @lilityger19 Yes, I have been to the Yukon, have you ever been to Alaska? You ever been to Montreal during the summer? Sure it gets bitter ass winters but the summers are blistering hot. I'm not saying that Canada never gets cold. I'm saying that Canada does have summer. You're just being ignorant.

  • @lilityger19 How many Canadians even live in Yukon? There is a ton of people that live in climates comparable to many American cities (i.e. Montréal, Vancouver, Toronto). And yeah, we've heard of it. We've also heard of the one in Norway. There's always exception to the rule. Truth is the cops aren't like those in GTA or in the US. Not that ''tough on crime''BS. The mentality is different. There would be no Ammu-nation store. Sure Canada's turning more conservative and US-like each day but still

  • @lilityger19 no the yukon has summer. its just very short.

  •  No duh... because its in the Arctic...

  • @mjtorjan They don't teach the students in the U.S About us what so ever. They are more interested in their own country compared to any one else's. Hence why they think were a bunch of polar bear riding igloo living flap jack flipping lumber jacks.

  • @mjtorjan why does everybody feel it necessary to bash america? there just jokes right?

  • @mjtorjan Dude, just shut up and laugh or go die or something.

  • @aggitatorful Of course, you are too ignorant to consider someone else's intelligent opinion. I'd call you a typical American, but that would make me no better than you. Also that would be untrue. Because I know that not all Americans are ignorant, just the ones that categorize an entire nation on one season.

  • @mjtorjan Im Canadian 2 :D

  • @mjtorjan Lol the Maple Leafs suck

  • @mjtorjan Ya and some people from the US also think we hunt polar bears in Alaska, when infact Alaska isn't even in Canada it's in the states. The funny thing is, is that I laugh at them anyways because it's hilarious to see people from the States make asses of themselves. We can take a joke, but when Canadians say something about the US, They can't take it and cry about it.

  • @mjtorjan You take this seriously, don't you?

  • This guy is really funny and this game must be very boring

  • Sorry about the typo in my comment! Bye not by

  • There is no way Rockstar could make a GTA Canada because here in Canada we don't allow people to by guns. No civilian on the streets in the game would have any weapon and the main character wouldn't be able to bye or find guns. Civilians wouldn't start attacking you either. The cops would not start shooting at you at a two star wanted level only three. (Maybe two.)

  • @Thedarthjosh1 I'm from Canada, my dad used to have a m1 carbine, and I think a 1911?

  • In Canada when you enter some strangers house there is a 90% chance you'll be greeted with chocolate chip cookies and milk, offer a place to stay for the night and a hot breakfast in the morning all free of charge.

  • @Smokie181 im from canada but i like your joke. Lol that probily wont happen i wish though

  • here in canada we would run up to them shake hands...eh

  • good photoshopping mate!

  • What's the name of the song?

  • @lilityger19 gta 3 theme

  • boi got your ass kicked by a kid

  • Lawl, that's a shovel!

  • Earl sweatshirt?

  • OMG GTA Canada!!! The Graphics are fucking amazing!!!!!!!!!!1

  • you know we have the hells angels right?

  • At least there's no fee when you die!

  • That was well made

  • LOOK AT ALL THIS GRAPHICS!

    Grand Theft Auto: Canada Is The Best Grapic Gta Game

    Holy Fucking Shit O.O

  • I am a Canadian and I laugh at your idiocy. You know nothing about our more developed country.

  • not even a real game Grand Theft Auto: Canada

  • wasted with 100 health

  • I love how Americans find ways to trash talk Canada... and desperately fail at it.

  • Where's the mass rioting when another sucky canuck team loses at hockey?

  • @hellomoto75 They are busy occuring less frequently than Superbowl riots. stfu dick lick.

  • @jaymez42 What superbowl riots? Was that even English?

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  • @hellomoto75

    Here are a couple:

    watch?v=L5vJ6tqW9BY

    watch?v=zekslefSdt4

    I was speaking in English, I am also not surprised it was hard for you to understand.

  • @jaymez42 Haha, deleting your fucked up comments, you really are a moron. And no that wasn't proper English.

  • @hellomoto75 Wow. Way to go you sad butt-hurt little man. Removing comments proves nothing but how mad you are right now.

  • @jaymez42 You just keep making yourself look worse. You're a hilarious fuck up.

  • @hellomoto75 How do I make myself look worse? With you trying to remove what I have to say? Yeah, I'm the one that looks worse, take your last word fuckface, I'm done with you and your shit logic.

  • @jaymez42 Haha calling it quits after what you pulled, good going fuck up. You're so mad it hurts to laugh.

  • @hellomoto75 I don't know bout Superbowl but you guys get pretty mad when your "precious" pedophile University coaches get locked up. That was a classy story for the world to see. *thumbs up*

  • @MrArterialSpray No idea what you're rambling on about, but I assume you're upset over the truth. Does it sting?

  • @hellomoto75 Penn State lol.... You would know that if you had the the intellect to read a paper. Also it does not sting since they same kind of stuff happens there too eg. L.A Lakers riot, Detroit Pistons and so forth. Stop telling everyone their rambling when you got nothing back up your rant because it just shows that you have nothing useful to say. Last note i'm done conversing with you because your waste of time and your words hold no value whatsoever.

  • @MrArterialSpray More rambling, the truth did hurt you. Thanks for proving me right, now go riot about it moron.

  • @hellomoto75 I wasn't going to respond..But your really are quite dumb.. what you just wrote makes no sense.. I do enjoy itthough because the more you write people just see how dumb you really are.. Take a breath and try coming up with something with a little more value. THE TRUTH: You are a fucking retard lol

  • @hellomoto75 duhhhhh the truth duuuh ramble duuuuh does it sting? Does it hurt duhhh lol duuuuh more rambling duuuuh moron Ha ha ha ha

  • @MrArterialSpray Thanks for proving you're a moron again. Now go riot about it.

  • fake.. there are no niggas in canada...

  • this is funny

  • canadians r gayyyyyyyyyyy

  • @yomamasfat13 we burned down ur white house in 1812 mother fucker

  • @yomamasfat13 no your gay

  • @yomamasfat13 At least Canadians spell "gay" properly.

  • im canadian and i find you sayiong this sucks on youtube a little racist dick head funkin cunt

  • @awsomeboia technically it isnt racist because "canadian" isnt a race.

  • @awsomeboia ... and I'm Canadian, and I WASN'T offended because I have a sense of humor.

  • haha at :08 little kid says STOP WHY YOU DO THAT!

  • All the Canadians getting offended by this, did you ever stop to think that maybe the guy who made & is in this video is Canadian? I bet you he is!

  • If you really wanted to call this the "worst game ever", the theme song should've been something from Celine Dion's discography. It'd be a good start. lol

  • whats gta canada

    

  • u should be happy bcs you are the main character

    :)

  • i laughed for a good 5 minutes at the title

  • xd

    

  • realistically, gta canada would be so awesome.

  • whata you had 100 health and wasted

  • 350000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000 euro that would be good it gta4

  • i hate when people make up games then they put it on youtube saying,worst game ever

  • Winnipeg Manitoba Canada has the highest murder rate in the world

  • @2005ttr125 Winnipeg doesn't have the highest homicide rate in the world, Winnipeg has the highest homicide rate in Canada. The highest homicide rate in the world is Mexico's Ciudad Juarez. Know your facts...

  • @awkwardemperor actually i just researched it, its not Ciudad Juarez mexico, its Caracas Venezuela. Sorry i said Winnipeg was the highest rate in the world, that is just what i suspected and what i had heard from many others. Perhaps it is you who should know your facts.

  • that was so fuckin funny!

  • Get Job men.............Wasted!!!!!!

  • THAT GAME DOASENT EXIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • @filbobbino99 No shit, sherlock.

  • ....im pretty sure thats a shovel not a rake...

  • wtf?

  • how did u die. your health stayed at 100 the entire time

  • HEY what did you say in the description you sayed that PS3 sucks dude thats not true PS3 is the best

  • Wow you guys are idiots...this is a video with special effects. This ISNT a real game. That means you, slayergramp.

  • even if i watch this in high quality like it says it will still be shitty

  • when it said he was wasted, the HUD said his health was 100 lol

  • why didnt his health go down???

  • Gameplay looks kind of shitty, it's mean that rockstar would incorporate the ability to beat up children, though those graphics look better than grand theft auto 5. Surprised I've never seen this game in a store.

  • @slayergramp If you're serious then you're the worlds biggest dumbass, and thats something to be called that on youtube.

  • hahahha 

  • i wait untill the game is cheaperrr!!

  • well the game is realistic, i'm from canada, when i rake a 10 year olds lawn he gives me $35 trillion dollars.

  • the car wheels are supposed to be square like in south park

  • getting beat bup y a little black kid is so ghetto lol

  • lol beaten up by a kid

  • Im American but this could be offensive to other people but i don't know how but since i don't like offending anyone i would just say the worst Grand Theft Auto game would be GTA Antartica.

  • @DoozleBoozle Or GTA AFRICA you ride an impala...but its the amimal not the chevy

  • @Mrsemibruce LMAO!!!!!!

  • i wounder if "cg68" is canadian

  • @invintedwalnut I wonder if you're American...

  • This could have been funny- but it wasn’t. First off, do you know anything about Canada? This is typical of an ignorant American making fun of a more developed country. Researching something before you try to parody it would have in fact made it funny, if the jokes were somewhat relevant to a Canadian environment, society or politics. Want to hear something more hilarious than this GTA Canada- any title in the Grand Theft Auto series is a satirical critique of American society. Too bad for you!

  • @cg68 There's no need to call Canada a "more developed country" than America. I would say the countries are equal in their development.

  • I wasted my 45 on GTA 4 and it wont start

  • "Get out of the fuckin' car!......eh"

  • 35 000 000 000 000$ but do you have 11$ lol