please dont report my comment in 1932, a little girl named Suzie was walking down the hall of an old hotel. A crazy man killed her by stabbing her in the back of the head and throwing her body in an elevator. While he closed the elevator doors he said the words "BAKUDA BAKUDA". Now that you have read this message, her dead body will appear in your bedroom every night you go to bed. Unless you do this:
"PC" is an abbreviation for Personal Computer. Apple Computers are personal computers, therefore, an Apple Computer is a PC. The Apple Operating system is a based on UNIX, not Linux.
well if windows and os aren't real computers WHAT THE FUCK IS? oh i get it you must use that system called Linux if so thats pretty lame you would be better off trying to use your microwave as a computer bet you would get faster internet
And if none of the above applies your just a tech challenged dweeb and should go back to your bedroom and cry waiting for the world to stop. Oh by the way I believe UNIX was popular in 1969 maybe the 70's but not today cause it was developed in 1969. DORK.
I showed this silly rant of yours to my colleagues and we all had a great laugh at your expense; now on to the rebuttal! For starters "windows and os" (wtf???) AREN'T computers, dumb shite! Secondly, you stupid twat, UNIX is bloody everywhere from cellphones to routers; if it weren't for UNIX, the Internet wouldn't exist! SPARC servers run websites WORLDWIDE!!! You should be prohibited from operating anything that's more complex than a goddamned Etch-A-Sketch, you fucking moron.
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Your right but i too showed this to my FRIENDS(you know those people who dont have to be payed to be around oh i forgot you have none)and we laughed at your expense cause you proved me right,although i was wrong about unix thats cause i have a life and friends and dont spend all my time being a fucking nerd and on computers everyday i have fun blowing shit up and shooting at people while you end up needing eye surgery for staring at your screen all day damn dude get a fuckin life and sex DORK!!!
Blimey! You take being a stupid fucking numb cunt to new plateaus of numbcuntery! Hmmm...your so-called "life" consists of "blowing shit up and shooting at people," eh? If you're not in the military (heaven help you Yanks), you're more likely than not a basement-dwelling, circle-jerking compu00b farting about with that toy you call a computer! Quit trolling around in your subterranean dwelling and get a job and a fucking clue whilst you're at it!!!
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look i hae a two week vacation to enjoy so siop relyimg to these things youre cloging my email up and by the way if i ever visit london which is highly likly now im gonna pay you a visit and beat your face in for that comment see you later UNIXgeek
why Iraq? A steel cage match would better serve you. As that way, there would be no chance of terrorists preventing either of you from winning your silly battle.
It's about time you've come to your senses and realised that your bloody stupid rants are as equally useless as *you* are. I can pretty much guarantee you're not going to see me in the streets of Iraq any more than you're going to see me in the streets of London. Direct your worries towards IEDs and sniper fire instead.
If you're going away for awhile, coat your keyboard in a layer of crazy glue. That way if they try messing with it they'll get stuck and whoever has a keyboard stuck to their fingers is obviously the culprit.
Oh and if you don't have glue, there is another option, but you already knew that.
Virtual Desktops are unnecessary...a good firewall and antivirus is a good start. Also, startup passwords are never secure, so don't rely solely on them.
Step 1: Hide the wires
Step 2: keep it in a safe place
nerfdrifter22 1 week ago
Step 1 stop watching porn u pervert
mike125306 3 weeks ago
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drawingdude267 1 month ago
WHAT IF A SNOOP IS WATCHING THIS VIDEO TOO?
GreenTeaGoku 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Howcast
I'm not that ego...
RainbowZazella 1 month ago
how did i get here?.... whatever im gone...
FantasyAwakened 2 months ago
I don't want snoopy or snoop dog NEAR MY computer!!!
mikeweckstein 3 months ago
Im suprized a puppet could know and do all that!
TheShineySmiley 5 months ago 6
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please dont report my comment in 1932, a little girl named Suzie was walking down the hall of an old hotel. A crazy man killed her by stabbing her in the back of the head and throwing her body in an elevator. While he closed the elevator doors he said the words "BAKUDA BAKUDA". Now that you have read this message, her dead body will appear in your bedroom every night you go to bed. Unless you do this:
post this comment on 3 other video
sharksrock1000 5 months ago
I always typ with my mouth. xD
MrsPsyfic 5 months ago
@MrsPsyfic l,mok mcxx 56
mikeweckstein 3 months ago
2:30
Cant the spy go behind her peer over her head? =.=
jakeneedsthings 5 months ago 2
I <3 MISUSE
BCete 6 months ago
Step 1:Get a camera
Step 2:At the end of the day look at the tape at the time something was changed or looked at
Step 3:Beat the fuck out of them and tell them not to do it and then give em a wedgie
Step 4:You sir or mam are done
tdifan12322 6 months ago 22
@tdifan12322 dude....people can snoop from other locations...stupid
KaylaLoveYaLucas 4 months ago
i really dont get what is with the puppets lol
XxBunny82xX 6 months ago
@mrcoffeerush ikr
XxBunny82xX 6 months ago
SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE.
wowsux97 7 months ago
Or hit alt f4
omgithax 7 months ago
i have 2 change my password every time cause of my friend and when i tell her no when she ask me 4 my password she gets upset how do i solve this?
TheSweetandsour21 7 months ago
@TheSweetandsour21 tell her a fake password or change it immediatly after u tell her
zadoniak5123 7 months ago
@zadoniak5123 thnxs ill try this
TheSweetandsour21 7 months ago
Check my channel for Advanced Task Manager
JasonJustPlayin2 7 months ago
stupid folgers commercial.:P
MsPanda718 7 months ago
1:49 there is no g on the key borde
booklover12381 7 months ago
just make all passwords in morse code lol thats what i do
ThePlanetchild 7 months ago
Note this is a Mac thing
Spartan0190 8 months ago
I don't get it o_O
spirosmafia1 8 months ago
why is she eating the keyboard ??
inc005yahoocom 8 months ago
lol in my country snoop is penis wrongspelled ^^
Tommyponny1 9 months ago
30% were fired for internet po...I mean misuse
CancerConstellation 9 months ago
Step 1: Protect your computer from snoops.
Step 2: Congratulations you'we made it! ^^
Sondri123Show 10 months ago
How to get people to steal your Computer:
Step 1. Block all access
Step 2. Leave your computer.
techbeast34 10 months ago
How To Protect Your Computer From Snoops
You will need: Access to a telephone, a computer and a retarded snoop
Step 1. Call the police
Step 2. Say "This guy wants to shoot me!"
Step 3. Put a gun in the snoop's pocket
Step 4. Enjoy watching the dramatic scene of the snoop getting arrested.
ScarlettTheKitteh 10 months ago
im genuinely scared of the sock puppets
chadkroegerishot 11 months ago
1:14 I don't think i should kiss a IT specialist....
chickenpoper 11 months ago
they need to make vitrual desktop for windows 7
MasterOfMonopoly 1 year ago
fat arm!
metv101111 1 year ago
Step one: USE A FUCKING PASSWORD!
LaraLikesCheese123 1 year ago
Set your PC with password
when you left, press windows+L
KevMzz 1 year ago
What's a snoop
MasterOfMonopoly 1 year ago
@MasterOfMonopoly
ermmm..Snoop doggs?
WishingBabyX 1 year ago
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MasterOfMonopoly 1 year ago
How to protect your computer from Snoop Dog and Snoopy. NO WAY!!!
Ladygagafan752 1 year ago
wpa can be cracked .
GMELECTRONICS365 1 year ago
For the snoops. Step one
message me for hacks
CrescentStarSkater 1 year ago
@mrcoffeerush those r socks. just socks. o.O
flyingpiggyprincess 1 year ago
What? Your too cheap to hire real people?
Aelita8788 1 year ago
would snoop dog do this?
MegaPenguin911 1 year ago
Whats a snoop??? :3
xEpicSushix 1 year ago
So I thought mac was virus free?
xerke 1 year ago
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@xerke No, it's just more complicated than Windows, so hackers have a harder time designing viruses to infect it.
BISlover544 1 year ago
I SAW THREADBANGER WOOHOO!
dorki3 1 year ago
1:50 Howcast's Video Editing Program - How Cast Pro 1.
Dani24Revay 1 year ago
@mrcoffeerush and the keys r rubbers
yotubemass 1 year ago
its a mac =D
yotubemass 1 year ago
snoop doggy dog
muffinz1005 1 year ago
They have hands, and they use their nose... WTF?!?!?
maycraren 1 year ago
@mrcoffeerush probably masturbating while they surf for porn! :-D
BigAndTall666 1 year ago
@mrcoffeerush uhh sock puppets are AWESOME! duh!
bubblesarebubbly1000 1 year ago
hard wire your internet connection it is almost impossible to hack
VoyagesInEnglish 1 year ago
WPA connections can be hacked in 10-30 minutes...
snati4 1 year ago
you will need a bodyguard a sense of paranoia and a secruity systum
jowasky1 1 year ago
haha wooden keybord , icecreambox computer and paper screen oh yea pipe cleaner wires! haha
seanseng61 1 year ago
@seanseng61 it has mac!
UiLeashedb0wy 1 year ago
Sonoopingas usual I see
mrytpmaster2 1 year ago
my password for everything other than msn and youtube is shake123
minirey360 1 year ago
OMG I SO WANT THAT COMPUTER, WHATS IT CALLED!?!?
commanderlucifer 1 year ago
My best password yet: PhaQucow
Abertween 1 year ago
The Puppets Kiss 0:14
mutchy126 1 year ago
Snooping as usual I see!
TheRealKuroKun 2 years ago 13
Pingas!!!
OkapisRu1e 2 years ago
or get a new password
cdicken1996 2 years ago 2
i used to have the exact rainbow tow sock they use.
but they got old and holey D:
KeyToThePlanet 2 years ago
Thats weird I did too! I just outgrew them.. o_o
LillyTeamRocket4evr 1 year ago
mikma wasn't here
craffte 2 years ago
OS 10 not X
mininick0001 2 years ago 2
X is the Roman Numeral for 10. People can say it either way.
maskedscientist 2 years ago 5
and it's "mac douche", not "mininick0001"
sotoj159 1 year ago
Whats the song called?
waddlesgee3 2 years ago
i hate it when they put locks on wifi, like i just want to use it for 3 minutes!!!!!
kicktlat 2 years ago 6
why don't you just get your own internet?? or go to mcdonald's
sotoj159 1 year ago
misuse... otherwise know as porn :D
DaSpaz94 2 years ago 132
@DaSpaz94 known
ChibiWolves45 9 months ago
OR,
you could keep a separate computer that you DON'T connect to the internet with then they have to sit at your desk and your're safe
Snacman8 3 years ago
*Continues reading nerds comments*
Shaddiesgirl 3 years ago 2
SnoopWare?
Don't you mean spyware? lol
Tomass2010 3 years ago
Snoopware is a type of Spyware
DarkMoodRing 3 years ago
yeah against me! howcast is full of awesome and win
CloudMeetsSky 3 years ago
Was I even talking to you?
insanity54 3 years ago
macs are pc's.
insanity54 3 years ago
Oh, also, "OS X" is pronounced "OH-ESS TEN"
insanity54 3 years ago
smartass..
Longi452 3 years ago
I may be a smartass, but I'm also right.
insanity54 3 years ago
nah, mac and PC are different PC runs windows Linux and shit. macs run the apple system, what is now a type of Linux
artemownedme 3 years ago
"PC" is an abbreviation for Personal Computer. Apple Computers are personal computers, therefore, an Apple Computer is a PC. The Apple Operating system is a based on UNIX, not Linux.
insanity54 3 years ago
Bloody useless vid - none of that shite works - plus Winblows PCs and Macincraps aren't real computers anywhoo.
UNIXg33k 3 years ago
well if windows and os aren't real computers WHAT THE FUCK IS? oh i get it you must use that system called Linux if so thats pretty lame you would be better off trying to use your microwave as a computer bet you would get faster internet
And if none of the above applies your just a tech challenged dweeb and should go back to your bedroom and cry waiting for the world to stop. Oh by the way I believe UNIX was popular in 1969 maybe the 70's but not today cause it was developed in 1969. DORK.
jjones22939 3 years ago
I showed this silly rant of yours to my colleagues and we all had a great laugh at your expense; now on to the rebuttal! For starters "windows and os" (wtf???) AREN'T computers, dumb shite! Secondly, you stupid twat, UNIX is bloody everywhere from cellphones to routers; if it weren't for UNIX, the Internet wouldn't exist! SPARC servers run websites WORLDWIDE!!! You should be prohibited from operating anything that's more complex than a goddamned Etch-A-Sketch, you fucking moron.
UNIXg33k 3 years ago 8
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Your right but i too showed this to my FRIENDS(you know those people who dont have to be payed to be around oh i forgot you have none)and we laughed at your expense cause you proved me right,although i was wrong about unix thats cause i have a life and friends and dont spend all my time being a fucking nerd and on computers everyday i have fun blowing shit up and shooting at people while you end up needing eye surgery for staring at your screen all day damn dude get a fuckin life and sex DORK!!!
jjones22939 3 years ago
Blimey! You take being a stupid fucking numb cunt to new plateaus of numbcuntery! Hmmm...your so-called "life" consists of "blowing shit up and shooting at people," eh? If you're not in the military (heaven help you Yanks), you're more likely than not a basement-dwelling, circle-jerking compu00b farting about with that toy you call a computer! Quit trolling around in your subterranean dwelling and get a job and a fucking clue whilst you're at it!!!
UNIXg33k 3 years ago 10
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look i hae a two week vacation to enjoy so siop relyimg to these things youre cloging my email up and by the way if i ever visit london which is highly likly now im gonna pay you a visit and beat your face in for that comment see you later UNIXgeek
jjones22939 3 years ago
HAHAHA
Of *course* you will, "tough guy."
Now, piss off.
UNIXg33k 3 years ago 2
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I realize that these rants are useless now as you are impossible so i wish you the best and hope one day to see you........ in the streets of iraq.
jjones22939 2 years ago
why Iraq? A steel cage match would better serve you. As that way, there would be no chance of terrorists preventing either of you from winning your silly battle.
Snacman8 2 years ago 2
It's about time you've come to your senses and realised that your bloody stupid rants are as equally useless as *you* are. I can pretty much guarantee you're not going to see me in the streets of Iraq any more than you're going to see me in the streets of London. Direct your worries towards IEDs and sniper fire instead.
UNIXg33k 2 years ago 6
tell those snipers to watch out, he might blow them up or shoot at them :P
frozensage 2 years ago
Hehe... she said headon...
impikmin 3 years ago
If you're going away for awhile, coat your keyboard in a layer of crazy glue. That way if they try messing with it they'll get stuck and whoever has a keyboard stuck to their fingers is obviously the culprit.
Oh and if you don't have glue, there is another option, but you already knew that.
BinkieMcFartnuggets 3 years ago
lol that girl puppet was making out with the IT guy!
DorkyLimabean 3 years ago 6
Nice info...and the sock puppets were cute.
JBSauce 3 years ago 2
the BG is the mosque "Dome of the Rock" in jerusalem right??
CrazylilThingxxx 3 years ago
i dont know the name in english, but yes it's jerusalem
Photoshopper259 3 years ago
Virtual Desktops are unnecessary...a good firewall and antivirus is a good start. Also, startup passwords are never secure, so don't rely solely on them.
BroncoBoy89 3 years ago
well they meant to use virtual desktops for coworkers that try to mess with your computer
supapie 3 years ago
This actually hepled.
sorrel1000 3 years ago
I have Windows, how do I protect my PC from snoops?
ale12396 3 years ago
i have a wireless roter and it always said unsecure can you explain to me how to make it secure
OLIT54 3 years ago
LOL awesome tut!!!
Feemsh 3 years ago
haha nice one !
forsurenoob 3 years ago
Was I the only one expecting "You will need: computer"? :D
fikujez 3 years ago 5
ha! no i was wondering that too, but i guess they know we have a computer sense we are watching this vid, lol
eholt10 3 years ago
olll
magge60 3 years ago
miror for spies lolll
linutas 3 years ago
great~!
BurnedMatches 3 years ago
question: does anyone know any one who got fired for watching porn at work or something?
snager80 3 years ago
lol
superipodmanvik 3 years ago
ienjoyfreshpeanutbutter
lemon2323 3 years ago
You can get peanut butter? I thought that stuff got recalled?
skettcharmstrong 3 years ago
first rate!!!
emsieixor 3 years ago
lol, some good house windows and doors will be their first problem.
Younowkoed 3 years ago
hehe i like the puppet guy! XD btw im 5th!!! my fav# yay!!!
emsieixor 3 years ago
ahhh i was so close to first view hehe
italyf1facup 3 years ago
3rd
or more XD
greenbelt42 3 years ago
1ST
rodneygoff 3 years ago
FAIL!
DisturbedDood119 3 years ago
first veiw!
moocow173 3 years ago
at failing.
Younowkoed 3 years ago
congrats.
insanity54 3 years ago