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  • It actually took me a few movies to realize that all these Zucker-wannabes were nothing but hacks,and their films were nothing but a colossal waste of time and money{Anyone remember "Young Doctors In Love"?"Student Bodies"?No?I'm not surprised}.Fortunately,this particular epiphany happened before "Scary Movie" stunk up the multiplexes.

  • "I hope both of them die from some form of nutsack-cancer"

    god damn that made me laugh too hard

  • I Used To Like Parody Movies ,When I Was In 6th Grade.

  • Every time I see Lil Jon, I cringe at the thought that America decided he should be famous for more than two weeks. ~_~

  • Maddox put more effort in this vid then Seltzerburg did in there entire career.

  • this metasatire is amazing

  • LOL ID WATCH THIS. THUMBS UP FOR ME BEING A FAG!

  • In case it hasn't been brought to light here yet, Seltzerberg is coming out with a new movie in 2012, meant to spoof Avatar: "The Biggest Movie of All Time 3D." Face, meet palm.

  • Unfortunately, I think these Seltzer and Friedberg, whether or not it's intentional, are capitalizing on bile fascination. It's different from the "So bad it's good" genre. Bile fascination is more like slowing down to see a car crash or like Rosario Dawson's reaction to the donkey show in Clerks 2.

  • Seltzerberg needs to stop making films. Even after 3 years that this vid was posted, they still put out this kind of junk and make plenty money to justify making more! I hate Twilight a lot but not a single thought crossed my mind to spend one brown penny to see Vampires Suck. It boggles my mind on how that movie made over $10M on its first weekend! And sadly, it's not just the pre-teens helping these fools make a profit!

    What's wrong with peoples' minds today?

  • You know what comments are the gayest? The ones that go something like this.

    "I'm only (insert whatever age generally under 18) and I don't (Buy into corporate America/Listen to mainstream music/Act Immaturely) now everyone can appreciate how wise beyond my years I am from my comment on Youtube."

  • @acmarietti You aren't wise either if you use gay as a derogatory term you homophobic leech.

  • @fourthquarterstream Even less you if you blindly throw around the word "homophobic", you swine.

  • @fourthquarterstream the word "gay"has other meanings than homosexual. that wasn't even the original meaning of the word. anybody who gets offended by the use of the word gay as a derogatory term is a fucking whiny moron, and these people are only going to make me use it as a derogatory term more often.

  • @acmarietti I'm 2 and I usually don't reply to top comments here on YouTube.

  • @acmarietti Hey! I'm only 17, and I don't post immature comments like that! Now everyone can appreciate how wise beyond my years I am from my comment on YouTube.

  • @acmarietti I'm 13 and I never do anything like that!!!!!!!1

  • @acmarietti it's annoying

  • @acmarietti YES!!!YESS!! EXACTLY ! THANK YOU

  • @acmarietti

    I'm only 12 and I agree completely. I'm tired of all these kids thinking they're smart enough to live in the real world and have a false sense of entitlement.

  • @nullins You stupid dipshit, when you agree with something you don't become a hypocrite. You deserve to be fixed like a cat or get a lobotomy.

  • @acmarietti

    I think your "Look at how meta I am for calling attention to this" comment is nearly as bad, though not entirely unwarranted.

  • You nailed the style of advertising they use so well that I hated this video.

  • This is definitely the movie for me!

  • @MrChupacabraLoco Ah, I see.

  • Stop going to movies, stop buying their products, stop giving these half-wits your hard earned money. The moment we stop buying their garbage, is the moment these lazy no talent bums will start producing quality products.

    The fact is the level of creativity in movies, games, music, and television have been on the decline, simply because marketers know enough people will buy to make a profit.

    STOP BUYING THEIR SHIT.

  • i think he should say something about kidz bop

  • Kids ruin art and entertainment.

  • This video was three years ago, and since then, only more of these pieces of shit have spawned. When will they learn?

  • Congratulations. You just described all modern 'comedy' movies in little over a minute. Well done :)

  • @Dragonfan91 All...?

  • I just watched a 20-second ad. Did Maddox put ads on his channel or is youtube now putting these ads on every video? :/

  • Did anybody feel like they didn't want to eat a drop of mayonnaise for a while after seeing 1:07?

  • @HamonLord that's not funny thats how my sister died

  • @Bogman247 and....?

  • @HamonLord u jelly???

  • @Bogman247 no? 

  • @Bogman247 so what she was a fatass who died taking the easy way out instead of DOING SOMETHING!!!

  • @Colonel10110 yeah but then how would she have been going to have what she did before then? hahah idiot!!!1

  • @Bogman247 in proper engrish prease.

  • @Colonel10110 haha you are going not to have understand with english when you are have gone to have been after when you were going to have said!! owned haha

  • How many of you have that one friend that probably wouldn't understand the meaning of this video? Probably the same fuckhead that cracks lame jokes and has a stupid sounding laugh. There's always that one motherfucker...

  • I love engaging in coitus but I'd rather receive fellatio

  • ......wait what?

    How did this manage to get in related i was watchin mac vs pc -.-

  • @igrowweedfromaseed

    it's MADOX (pronounced meigh-docs)

    

  • @Electricbassguy NOT RELATED TO WHAT I WAS WATCHING O.o

  • @igrowweedfromaseed because its from the same guy that did that mac vs pc video dumb ass now put that sleeping smiley up your ass and go smoke some pot

  • @AmateurApprentice you are far too literal...hahahahaha

  • What a fucking conundrum. Products are so shamelessly shoved into these movies and viewers are too stupid to realize this, and companies should know these movies are so fucking horrible that their products shouldnt sully their name by getting put in there, yet they still do. And both the product and movies make millions.

    God people are stupid. Pre-teens, I blame you. Even I wasnt this stupid and impressionable when i was 13.

  • @zzyzx0788 AND LO YOU HAVE CRACKED THE AMAZING SECRET ....YOU CAN MAKE BUCKETS OF MONEY OFF OF BASIC HUMAN CHARACTERISTICS /racism/sex/puberty/poverty/st­ereotypes/etc....

  • @zzyzx0788 Define "pre-teen", whats the age limit? Because I'm 15 and I think these films are unfunny, stupid and have no right to exist.

  • @SomeOddworld Ehhh you pass the bar then. Pretty much below high school level.

  • @zzyzx0788 I agree with you completely, and I'm 14. Seriously, I live around a bunch of ignorant pricks.

  • @zzyzx0788

    I have to agree. There's a reason that terrible movies always seem to be box office hits. This generation just seems to have a knack for embarrassing itself, and it will be a plague that continues until everyone lightens up. I used to know people who would think i was a "faggot"/"gay"/whatever simply because I didn't like movies like "Meet the Spartans". The irony is they're doing exactly what companies want them to do - think a company's product is almighty.

  • @zzyzx0788 There weren't this before early 2000s, stupid media.

  • @zzyzx0788 The end of america is near, and soon enough these spoiled worthless brats will be thrown into a world of anarchy. Idiots have rot civilization to the core and soon enough we'll see it all collapse and stomp out the weak. Some men just want to watch the world burn and its the only way to fix anything. Ron paul needs to get the fuck out of the way

  • @zzyzx0788 Sure, most of the teens and pre-teens these days are completely retarded and disrespectful. However, some of you assholes are to blame as well. You are the ones who are able to vote, able to run for election, able to become teachers to teach us to decided for ourselves. But what do you do? You yell at us on You Tube to be smarter, how much do you think that solves? Honestly, adults these days...

  • @MitzisLoppunny My group is only in our 20s, so no, none of that crap is our fault, its the baby boomers' fault

  • But I only have a t-mobile sidekick!

  • You know whats fucking scary. I KNOW how retarded these movies are, but I STILL laugh at them when i happen to see.

    Thats some slick social programming right there, peoples-

  • 'This parody is in no way associated with FOX, and/or th creators of any of the content parodied. But you probably knew that because it wasn't a totally vapid piece of dog shit.'

  • Who recorded the narrator's voice?

  • OMG! Maddox is such a douche! I lulz big time at those awesome movies. D:

    Maddox, you are an a-hole! If I want to watch movies like that, I don't want people like you to make me feel bad because I do! I used to like your stuff for realz before you put up this crappy video. Your next video should be an apology to everyone for all the mean stuff you've said. :X

    (I still don't do a very good impression of internet morons. Perfect spelling runs through my veins.)

  • @TheBrutalBastard2010 you are a 5 year old child, if you think the shit these two dicks put out is funny, its people like you that lets them laugh all the way to the bank, fuck them.

  • @Buckleofbelt I was being sarcastic. The ridiculous use of words and the note I put at the bottom should have clarified that.

    Don't respond. Think first, then respond. Anyone else would call you a moron for your comment, but you and I both agree that aforementioned movies are irrefutably shitty, so I will keep my comments to myself.

  • @TheBrutalBastard2010 sry I didnt read through bud, I was just in horror

  • @Buckleofbelt Tis alright, my son, but penance should be sought nonetheless. For your offenses, say five Hail Marys and dedicate one hour this evening towards hating Justin Bieber.

  • @TheBrutalBastard2010 amen brotha!

  • @TheBrutalBastard2010

    Meh. You were doing fine until that last sentence. Besides, all you have to do is try to type with just your fists while wearing really thick winter gloves and you'll be sounding like the common internet buffoon in no time.

  • @TheBrutalBastard2010 oh the baby goes moo moo moo I hate Maddox now, he made fun of my crappy taste in movies!!! He should apologize.

    what a sucky little wimp you are. Perfect spelling hahahah...go watch Epic Movie and suck your thumb you twit.

  • @gremlin66n Are you being sarcastic, or do you actually enjoy Epic Movie?

    (rereads your comment) Yes, perfect spelling. Perfect use of capitalization and punctuation as well.

  • I favorited this.

    But only through fear.

  • Leslie Nielsen did slapstick. Airplane was one of the funnies/best movies I've ever seen, and now we have "_________ movie" crap trying to do the same thing. It's sad, this parody is not, however. Maddox for emperor of America land!

  • PLEASE tell me that the T-Mobile Sidekick girl wasn't Willow from Buffy!

    :'(

  • @Wintermute01001

    I hate to break it to you buddy... but yes it was.

  • @Fenizrael NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breathe* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @Wintermute01001 sorry, can't do, it is her. her name is alyson hannigan.

  • I love this, bots advertising a fake movie! It must be a metaphor…

  • @rovenjul56 you DO realize you just claimed to have seen a fake movie, right?

  • Respond to this video... What the fuck would we do without jes- I mean Maddox? I never thought about these movies like this.

  • Great flick!

  • this looks WAAY better than ANYTHING made by those Douche Bags

  • @hotlittledago you should take his opinions with a grain of salt

  • well, I do love sudoku

  • very clever

  • To be fair, I enjoyed these crap movies. I mean, I have stupid friends that I laugh at/with too. I know these movies suck, thats why I laugh.

  • @latuman Yeah but then you aren't really laughing at them because they are funny are you? THAT is why the movies are made of fail.

  • @latuman you are why our species will go extinct

  • @latuman just wow

  • "Meet the Spartans" was the catalyst to my move to atheism.

  • Wait, Allison Hannigan was in one of these abominations?

    NnoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • I love sudoku! That was funny though

  • @thecocreator88 it was unnececary the movie would have been way better without it or 99% of the other jokes

  • What movie is the "YEEEAH, WHAT, OKAY." from?

  • Ill borrow 1 million dollars so I can bring my town under pirate rule.

  • what movie is the "But i only have a t mobile sidekick?" from?

    This is fucking brilant.

    I miss real slap stick movies like Naked Gun, Airplane, and KFM.

  • @solidturd666 real comedy is dead and has been replaced by generic shit that takes no effort to create, is not funny, and consists of half assed jokes that only morons laugh at. deal with it.

  • @solidturd666 I think it's from Date Movie. I've never seen it, but I'm pretty sure that's Alyson Hannigan saying that line, and imdb says she was in Date Movie, so I'm guessing it's that one.

  • @solidturd666 It's from date movie I think...

  • @solidturd666 Naked Gun was pro.

  • @CaptainCrunchityzer hell yes watch bobobo!! welcome to the world of hilarious.

  • @PointAndPurpose Lawl, Bobobo-bobo-bobo xD most randomest shit ever xDD Well, good shit xD.

  • now this shit is hilarious.

  • Out of all those movies.. Scary Movie 1 and 2 were great and 3 was sort of good but from there on in they turned unfunny and shit... well, that's what i think anyways

  • @neosoc really? Anime movie? God I can't take it anymore how can that even work. There is a better parody of anime anyway and I doubt this will even be funny

  • The Two Twits will strike again next year; they will apparently be releasing "Anime Movie."

    Oh what a world.... Who wants to help me assassinate these idiots?

  • @neosoc anime movie? WEEABOOS UNITE! DESTROY THEM!!!

  • @neosoc

    There is also a new big mommas house coming out...with two men in female fat suits.

    TWICE THE FAT SUIT ACTION!

  • @neosoc where did you hear this? what proof do you have?

  • @neosoc Wait, what?!? omg that genre in the media does not need that kind of spot light. Popular or otherwise. Take Twilight for example. I'm sure it was a fine book series for a targeted audience, but since it was dragged to the mainstream, it became popular to hate on it. Just as soon as I thought anime was returning back in to the underground media, this happens =\

  • @neosoc On what do you have that?

  • @neosoc not me, anime sucks dick im glad they are making it.

  • @irkiIIer There is a large chance that the movie's intention will backlash because of it's incredibly poor quality, making anime even more popular than before.

  • @irkiIIer thats like saying all american cartoons suck dick, just because they are american cartoons, you cant just say they all suck, and let me tell you, there are alot of shitty animes, but there is ALOT more shitty american TV

  • @neosoc: I wonder which will be a worse travesty: the "Anime Movie" you mentioned, or the American Akira.

  • @neosoc So it's going to be like Bobobobobobobo, only lame?

  • This video needs more views......NOW

  • Almost 300 Spartans dislike this.

    GET READY TO LAWL!! :))

  • As soon as I saw the banner for "Vampires Suck" I just... felt so, I dunno, depressed. This Seltzberg monstrosity is truly a harbinger of doom.

  • Damm, offensive racial stereotypes are the best!

  • @dutchkollman Way to generalize.

  • and that new vampire movie is the same crap. It almost makes me cry at how horrible it all is. Everyone of my friends is saying it's gonna be hilarious and I just immediately knew I need to find new friends.

  • @burntoastvideos

    Do it, faggot.

  • @Himself6196 troll says what?

  • @burntoastvideos No no, you see, you said you know you need to find new friends.

    And I said FUCKING DO IT, FAGGOT. GET SOME FRIENDS THAT YOU ARE PROUD TO SAY YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH!

  • @Himself6196 just pressing the caps lock is all it would take for you to not sound like an idiot. Anyway I would keep replying to you but I really don't like to feed the trolls. So this is where my reply's end. goodbye troll.

  • @burntoastvideos I was holding shift, you double nigger. At least I am able to type with some amount of grammar. I know such things are above, and beyond you.

  • And sadly, this is the truth about those movies.

  • god i hope those fucking basterds get canser. I MEAN IT!! they are the embodyment of fail an unfunny. they cannot even make fun of twilight!!! how fucking sad is that!!!??

  • It doesn't even matter if most of us don't go to see these movies. The tickets are so expensive, that even a handful of people going to see it makes them a fortune. Add to that the product endorsements and the movie theater's advertizements, and all you need to be a success it a movie that's cheap to produce. It's kind of like "The Producers." I think they're making the movies suck on purpose.

  • @ShawnRavenfire well. the theater pays so mutch money for the film roll, say (in my small town) 1000 bucks. and if they estimate that 100 people are going to wathc the show thats 10 bucks a ticket. but thats only even, they still have utility bills etc. thats why its like 20 bucks a ticket. and i live in a town of 3000 in montana. and personally i think these are funny as hell. do you know how many scary move remakes tehre are.

  • @kainhall As far as I know, there were four "Scary Movies." The first two were directed by Keenan Ivory Wayans. (I think they suck.) And the third and fourth were directed by the Zucker brothers (same guys who did "Airplane!" and "Hot Shots"). You'll notice that none of the Wayans brothers appeared in the third and fourth movies, and Leslie Neilsen joined the cast. (They're considerably funnier than the first two, but aren't really parodying scary movies anymore.)

  • @ShawnRavenfire Actually, two of the screenwriters for "Scary Movie," (shockingly, they did have writers) were Jason Freidberg and Aaron Seltzer, who went on to write and direct "Date Movie," "Meet the Spartans," "Disaster Movie," "Epic Movie," and "Vampires Suck." Craig Mazin, who was also a writer for "Scary Movie" went on to direct "Superhero Movie."

    "Not Another Teen Movie" was directed by Joel Gallen, is completely unrelated to this family of movies, and a million times funnier.

  • The problem is that everyone is a moviegoer these days. A group of idiots will show up at a movie theater once or twice a week and see whatever shitty comedy happens to be out at the moment. People need to stop buying tickets to this shit, or they need to start charging more for admission.

  • Seriously, when was the last time you saw a movie that made you pee yourself laughing.. I think it was the Mel Brooks era.. maybe Naked Gun.

  • what producer is out there reading these scripts going we have to make this. If i'm not mistaken the last couple of these tanked at the box office. I guess they just don't spend that much money on them so they can keep making them.

  • Unfortunately, it gets even worse. They're doing another one called "Vampires Suck."

    Seriously, I've lost all faith in new generation movies...

  • @alexthepure Hey, atleast they get to make fun of Twilight. :/ But besides that, the movie will probably be another failure. -_-

  • @zeroG131

    It'll probably make Twilight look like cinema gold.

  • @zeroG131 as much as I hate twilight, twilight jokes have been done to death already. making a movie parodying another movie that came out over a year ago and was already parodied to hell, i doubt 'vampires suck' is going to come up with any original jokes.

    And it's directed and written by friedburg and selzter, so it's garanteed to be devoid of anything actually funny.

  • LOL!

  • Yeaa What Ook

  • FUCK YOU MADDOX!! It was like over a year ago that you left a message on your site saying 2 episodes have been shot. So where the fuck are they!?!?! Hurry up and post that shit!

  • their biggest mistake is releasing these films internationally.

  • Scary Movie 3 was actually tolerable for me... I think it was because after they wrote a really shitty script for it, they brought in some Zucker and Abrams alums who actually made parts of it funny. When it veered into the territory of those classics, it was ok, when it veered into these jerkoffs' territory, it was awful.