The Terminator Toilet or How Skynet is born (Only in Japan)

[redcometz28xb12r]

日本人の協力者がいるだろw

[anggeilbabe76]

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[yienhui1]

HAHA this toilet bowl can help you wash your butt =))

[TheVislo]

Zach Galifianakis would approve of the.....Bidet

[maskofmemories]

Lol talking about stars and what not. We have thumbs now.

[michalchik]

So am I the only one wondering if there is a "recreational setting" for women?

[knowntothose]

Good advertisement.  Your'e such a good sport to the toilet segment.

[shosho10199]

dam well if you had a shit while ur wife filmed it thats weird man, if you had your pants on you took one for the team and got a wet arse man. still oya yubi

[CyberSetan]

No one got their butt electrocuted?

[animalover300]

cant wait to go to japan.....hahaz! jking

[kittycathappy]

haahhah. i can't stop laughing! your guys are funny! thanks for the vid!

[dongjinmoon]

now im scared to go to the toilet. = .= im gonna get shot in my ass by a watergun

[animalover300]

@dongjinmoon i laughed so hard after reading ur comment!!!! XD

[zorrderschnitter94]

?-?

[BeDaChange]

LMAO... nice vid...

[5648efw]

ラブホテル？？

[deoxyribose]

lmao an electric ass cleaner built into a toilet. Whats next? God bless japanese and their crazy ass and often brilliant ideas.

[iSilversaku]

That's nasty .. water going up your butt hole..

[MizKiwii]

eww I wouldn't let water from toilets used by other people splash me in the private area :\

[TheD1V1N1TY]

when he pushed shower i yelled sh*t

[animalover300]

@TheD1V1N1TY HAHA i almost did! XD

[rushdrift]

ok that is disgusting if there some left out poop on the sprayer, deng disgusting.....

[nachoijp]

I really find disturbing that in some countries bidets aren't used... I really can't understand how they get their asses properly cleaned.... cultural differences.. you gotta love'em :P

[Chakoo32]

:)) thats great for womens masturbating

[asagikun0627]

hahahahah looooooooooool

[poppins1978]

I don't care for the idea of "pooy" water being sprayed all over my butt. I'm a nurse and I know that water + poop = diluted poop. Unless you have a large amount of water I guess eventually ...oh God nevermind!

[eskercurve]

My facial expressions mirrored that of yours when I tried my wife's family's toilet in Japan. You know, they go through all that trouble, then don't connect the toilet to the sewers (at least back in the 60s when the house was made they didn't). They have a guy to scoop and clean it out come along.

[MrPentraxmul]

Rofl !! LOL !!! man Toilets in japan are strange. Dude that you even filmed trying the thing Rofl!! (Warning do not Watch this Video more then 2) you can die laughing. top rate lol!!

[YokosukaPatrick]

Bidets are the best! Unfortunately I'm too used to American style toilets to get the water jet, I think the seat warmer is just fine this season. Maybe I'll get into it more later on.

[frostheat246]

your wife is Japanese?

[Gimmeabreakman]

That is what she tells me.

[MegaPrincess1998]

@Gimmeabreakman The thing u press that come front and back it they wash buttocks.so that why you didn't know.

[LilMissEmo26]

it is fasinating it wipes ur ass for you :D why dnt us Americans hve it :(

[frostheat246]

because we are to stupid to think up things that are great

[jsaulgodoy]

wow THATS A SIT DOWN ONE....... I CANT IMAGINE WHAT THE STAND UP TOILETS WOULD DO TO YOU...HAHA

[LY9999]

omg this is great =D hahahahahha i want wanna as well =D hahah

[videouzleg]

I think this thing appeared there almost 20 years ago. Apparently japanese toilet culture is unlike any other cultures that it must be most clean and most safe plus nowadays most techy!

[42317]

The toilets gave me more of a Star Trek feel, so I used to call them "the captain's seat".

Also, the paperless toilet concept is a great idea, but actually when I tried it was fun and all but it took about five minutes of blow-drying until my butt was dry and ready to go, and I got better things to do with my time.

[shangrila628]

HAHAHAHA

noone can touch japenese when it comes to technology, So Cool!!

[sweaty3377]

OMG his expressions are funny as hell!!

" Nothings happening... OOOOH!"

LMAO

[demonapiccolo]

When my parents came to Japan to visit me, I took them to meet all my host families. Unfortunately, on one of those days my dad was a little sick from the food the night before. So he asked where the restroom was and disappeared for more than half an hour. My host mother became concerned for his well being so I went to check on him. Apparently he was testing all the buttons on the toilet.

[sugarqueen23]

i can see how that would be confusing to those who arent used to having to press like 4 different buttons to pee lol

[PCANIMAL1]

si te apendejas te viola esa madre

[Hanekovics01]

Holy shit!!! :D:D

[vichobreakthewall]

okusan nihonjindesuka?

[lllHanzolll]

obviously

[djkool707]

"synet was shitted on ever since the begining " hahahahaha

[KingMacintosh]

Wow a toilet that cleans your ass. Hahahaha!

[airbornghost123]

cool water shooting your but

[LeadTaco]

Thats... unsettling...

[rsilvia1999]

wow really funny!!

[BISHAMONT3N]

I like the heated seats in the winter. I've never tried those fancy spraying options though it kind of scares me.

[gaktkr]

lol haha you run away from it im not used to automatic im used to manual ohh i really do hope they still use tissue there ^^ funny and amazing video your videos are great for people who havent been to Japan and are going to Japan ^^ your awesome ^^

[AnimeGamerBlogger00]

I HATE those toilets D:!

[Alphonzen]

Anyone who asks for 5 stars deserves 1 star.

[Gimmeabreakman]

Shhhhh... the 276 people who rated before you are obviously not as smart as you!

I bet you have no friends.

[Alphonzen]

Interesting comment...

You don't seem to take criticism well.

But here is where it is at; if the stars are any indicator of anything, its an indicator of how the viewer liked the video. Its not there to stroke egos, like yours. This video was quite boring and therefore deserved 1 star. And whatchagonnadoaboutit?!!11

Lol, Im not a hater, but still, criticism is good.

[Gimmeabreakman]

I take real criticism well. Your argument is that a video is by default bad simply because the poster asks for 5 stars. Sometimes the squeaky wheel gets the grease so sometimes I ask.

"This video was quite boring and therefore deserved 1 star."

I cannot argue with you regarding this. You are quite welcome to this opinion. Personally I thought it was a juvenile video and not nearly as good as most of my stuff. But that's just me. I

[Gimmeabreakman]

I'd say Orgasming Carp was better and so was the FakeSagan video -- or course those are just recent favorites or mine. I'd probably say I am most recently proud of my HEROES teaching Japanese video. Anywooo...

[Alphonzen]

I feel bad now. Your other videos are good. I just wanted to make a statement, but now I don't feel so strong about that idea anymore. Keep up the good work! Its why Im subscribed to ya!

[leonmcveigh]

you are humble indeed how nice

[drpittbull]

Mate one question... is your Japanese? just out of curiousity.. as I'm going to work in Japan soon enough! i I love that country! And yes.... also want a Japanese girlfriend (badly)!

[omgcancer]

n00b

[1jak11]

yay

[humanbeansprout]

I was thanked by you for watching your video.

Thank you!

[jazevoo]

damned

[InfiniteDreamsProjeX]

LOL! Just watching the guy's expressions tells the whole story- there is nothing like the original way of taking a dump, followed by wads of toilet paper afterward.

[TheDutchGaijin]

Something happend! Hahaha.....

[Peranolde]

Haha, I love the subtle cringes.

[Nancysissypants]

it makes pooping a pleasure

I love the heated seats

[pntrain5]

Where's the BJ button?

[4GooMan]

pntrain5- the BJ button is under the coin slot - gotta pay for them extras!

[5506]

"it makes me wanna pee more"

lol. that was the best part.

[ilovebraziljapan]

リアクションが面白すぎ！

I enjoyed watching your video!! Great job!

[AlmightyAtheismo]

I'll wait until they develop a "full release" robotic toilet.

[TimTehPilot]

hahaha

[Cagliostro2k]

LOL "HOOOOO ....Something happened".

Oh man, I can't wait to see one of those when I'm in Japan.

Funny vid man :)

[0diidii0]

That annotation at the beginning is very persuasive! 5 stars it is! xD

1:07 .. priceless!

[robdun]

We need those here in the USA.

[caletcalet]

1:45 gotta move around?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[laracroftroxmysox]

I just got back from Japan and I gotta say, I'm gonna miss those toilets. I have a bidet, but the heated seat, the funny sounds, and the dryer.

XD

[Turbo852]

Ha ha. My sister told me about these when she lived in Japan. They seem interesting. Apparently you can get them in the US, but only at specialty shops. I forgot the brand, but they is a place around here that carries one of the Japanese brands.

I wonder if they will catch on elsewhere?

[scaryred24]

Look at his reaction at 1:08. That's why a man should not press the vagina wash button. to him it feels horrible (so would I if I were in that picture), but to a woman... Err well that's a different story

[rosenyhart]

lol

[quincy451]

That is so over the top...don't know if I want my toilet to hve more technology than my computer.

[dely888]

i never use that because is complicated.....

[OMFGSEXYNESS]

Haha, awesome. the buttshower is something I first saw in a music dvd from the band Edguy =p it's hilarious!

[wildcats41]

yup, i used one of these toilets freakin awesome

[emprise]

interesng subject matter

[samtwist]

You and the fucking bathroom!

You are worse than Robinett!

[Gimmeaflakeman]

LOL!

[samtwist]

And apparently we're the dirty gaijins..

Psch!

[blackturtleshow]

I'm assuming that the water is neither too hot or too cold??!!

[Gimmeaflakeman]

It was pleasantly tepid.

[AWannabeProgrammer]

When I was in japan, they had toilets like that, but out side they wold have ones that are basicly holes in the ground... lol

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Yeah! Check out toilet video number 1 for that.

[1acroyear1]

A few things:

1) I've been waiting MONTHS for this video. Thanks for finally getting it posted.

2) A toilet that takes 2 people to operate...? Only in japan.

3) I just watched a video of a guy having things done to his butt hole. Am I gay now?

4) Since I'm now gay I'll say that you look so handsome when you're clean-shaven.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

LOL! Hilarious comment. Sorry it took so long. It actually only takes one person to operate, but I wanted someone there operating the camera and explaining in Japanese what everything meant. Know what I mean?

If you could get gay from watching a video I dare say the whole world would be gay -- which would probably mean we would all dress better.

Thanks!

[geofg]

You mean to tell me this was your first time to try those toilet functions? I've wondered too how it knows where your butt is. The location must vary a lot depending on the person and yet it tends to require only a small adjustment to get the positioning right.

I like your knew opening, and your quality rocks! My video quality is looking worse and worse somehow. It's time to up my game.

[Fescoffery]

lol omg!! i want a toilet like that!.. it supposed to heat or cool the sit too i think

[oOMusicIsLifeOo]

your face is so fun to watch as you cycle through the different buttons XD

[Martinit0]

actually it would be helpful if they had an instruction sheet next to the button panel with his face expression for each button so the non-Japanese people could guess what each button does.

[REVpioneer]

I was eating my breakfast while watching this.

I regret it. hahaha

[HypnoSurf22]

those toilet seats are cool but they cost like $1

[HypnoSurf22]

er...$1000

[rokhamdagamer81]

Bring this in America I'm going to laugh.

[saululan]

That is actually brilliant. Saving the world, 1 toilet roll at a time.

As ever, a thoroughly enjoyable video.

[luzur]

every morning when I was in Japan, I would sit on a heated toilet seat, shitting, for 30 minutes reading a newspaper or book, then spray it clean. Best invention ever.

[EspioChaos]

that would reaaaaaally make me feel like i was raped by a toilet... Mostly because of the "it goes straight in your butt" comment lol automatic red flag

[shrimpofeating]

i used one of those once but it scared the shit out of me because i didn't know what ti did so i jumped up and it sprayed all over me

[kakera]

wow. I think I'd find that quite enjoyable... :p

[MikeRyu]

Finally! Weren't you promising a review of the terminator toilet a year ago? This was a lot more "thorough" than I was expecting. I'm glad to see that as a journalist you go above and beyond Victor.

I love these toilets. Down with TP!!!

[Gimmeabreakman]

Yeah! Sorry about that!

[EnergeticAlien]

lol. Woah

[GameShowGuy]

This was really interesting. I guess it makes sense. Sometimes dry paper isn't enough, and this gives you the best of both worlds.

[DsmB2007]

Hmmm...Gotta be a cultural thing..! LOL

[Projoiner1]

I had a client here in Canada who had been teaching in Japan for a number of years, when he built his dream home on the lake here he had one of these toilets, that was about 10 years ago now, I thought it was rather over the top but he was a very very large man (very sumo like) so i guess if it removes the need to use your hands and paper it does what it needs to.....funny video, thanks

[chimera15]

Sarah Conner is coming for you.

[MikeSkullman]

My first encounter with one of these was in the washroom of a Gusto. I was wondering what the buttons did.

びくりしたよ！いたいでした！

[CzarnyZazul]

We have those butt cleaner toilets and love hotels in Korea also, fucking weird!

[McKack]

Someone needs to get a butt analog, smear the general butthole area with some crap-like substance, and show us this really works. My mind somehow can't convince me it actually gets it all without seeing it O_o

I imagine the consistency of your "debris" would mean a lot - like, the aftermath of a prune-flavored bean burrito would be easy to spray off unlike some oatmeal chunkyness clinging on to thine cheeks like it had some mind of it's own :)

[ericsurf6]

Well, somebody had to make this video! You're were the right man for the job.

[mikma]

mikma was here

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Hey, Mikma. Been a while!

[yazkaz]

I thought it's a joke on that LM Weaver thing...

[Colinnnnnnn]

I just tested my blood pressure 86 and 143. That seems ok.

[Colinnnnnnn]

Yousudicide seems to have given up. It was a little amusing.

[ryanakron]

your face when the bidet came on was hilarious rofl

[Jessen81]

I think you were enjoying yourself to much.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

No. I was in pain. Horrible horrible pain. Oh, he agony!

[SquashyJohnson]

Do want.

[randomretardedpeanut]

eww who peed a bug?

[Gimmeabreakman]

That's target practice, to help you aim.

[omgitslukky]

haha, thats awesome. i want one.

[channeIreview]

the evelution of toilets during the past two decades in Japan has been incredible

[Y0urHumbleNarrat0r]

._.

[evathediva0616]

LOL@ this video.

Can't wait till Japan this summer!

[personalimagery]

fantastic. I love Japan, very much. oshiri... oh shitty?

[ArgentoDude24]

I wouldnt be surprise if in the urinal a mechanical hand appears and holds it and even shake it for you. Japan is crazy.

[only1ofme382]

imagine if while it held you it malfunctioned on the shake.... that would suck... perhaps it's better if we all just stick to traditional toilet usage...

[wildpardox]

Actually, its more like a cane with a "y" shape at the top. It's called a Stop 'n' Prop. ;-)

[dannyjingu]

Bad ass intro!  (no pun intended after seeing the rest of the video)

I have seen those toilets on TV before. Only a matter of time untill Skynet makes them more like the electric chair right?

[acromel]

The world appreciates your noble sacrifice in suffering such ignoble indignities. ;o)

I daresay there will be a do-it-yourself colonoscopy attachment available soon :o)

[bulletproofKevlar]

exactly what i did hahaha

[Demoras]

"It cleans your a**hole."

Hahahaha, I love how straightforward that line is XD

But... Dang. That must feel really weird, and for some weird reason, I want to try it out o_o' Just for the laughs.

[creepyk1d]

HAHAHAHAHAH was that thing squirting up your butt?!?!?!

sick...

doesn't seem like it would fully clean your anus.

plus you'd get shit water all over your cheeks.

[EZeast1]

WOW i cant wait to go to japan next year. So much things to do. You need to ask your wife if it's ok to go to a Cabakura and sneak in a camera lol

[Sugartalker]

LOL! That's a fully loaded toilet alright. 10 more years and hands will come out and wipe too.

I've heard that there are self cleaning public washrooms in Japan that basically work like a giant dishwasher. Have you ever come across one of those?

[poolboyinla]

some guy will just clean a girl with their tongue

[anwahi]

Hmm...On assignment with Wife + Love Hotel + Video Camera. This would sound kinky without the YT video. I don't trust the water jets. I usually wipe with paper after to make sure all bits are gone. XD

[abby992]

i find it a little odd that you speak english to your wife and she speaks japanese to you. or is it just for the camera?

[poolboyinla]

My wife speaks Filipino to me

[Gimmeabreakman]

Yeah, it's pretty normal.

[watercolour]

LOL, u and ur wife when to a ラブホテル?!

[watercolour]

typo: went, not when.

[Gimmeabreakman]

Love Hotels are fun!

[Chatetris]

CheapyD already did this :P

[Gimmeabreakman]

Congrats! He's a pioneer!

[12oranges]

How disappointed was your wife when she realized you brought her to the love hotel only so you could spend all your time in the can ?

P.S. : Love the fly aiming device. I never see it anymore.

[Gimmeabreakman]

What else did she expect!? LOL!

[ericsurf6]

I got zapped once like you did there in the beginning. Pretty discusting video, suppose I'll feature it.

[Gimmeabreakman]

Thanks, Eric. Call me. Got an idea for your channel.

[12eebok]

Wow, people sure are lazy these days, next thing you know people will forget how to wipe there own asses.

[Gimmeabreakman]

Thanks for reminding me. I'll be right back.

[KOHPelord]

I was actually wondering when we would see this... no thumbs up, though? :P

[BuriedLuck]

LOL I remember these! They were terrifying.

[anakin1814]

And this is where Skynet began!

Love your opening animation! How'd you do that?

[draggt03]

i would use that toilet over the hole in the floor anyday...

[TheLegend123X4eva]

Haha nice i was always to afraid to use it when i was there...

[TokyoBrando]

best video you ever made LMAO

[Gimmeabreakman]

Thanks, Brando!

[TheRagingBeaverCo]

Yeah, I'm thinking that was hilarious but I'm also cringing at the fact that this is a pulic toilet and that that little retracting spray stick might have all kinds of ungodly things dripping down all over it. Wouldn't use one of those unless it was my own and I'm too poor to own a 2000$ toilet.

[Hansithe1]

hahaha Best video iv'e seen on youtube for a loooong time.. - Love the look on your face at 1:06 xD

Narereba Vikutar! xD

[Otakku432]

man i would love that to be mass produced and used worldwide! I cant tell you how many embarrasing times i ran to the toilet in public areas such as malls or highschool and find out that theres VERY little to no toilet paper left....... oh and u save trees too! woo! and about the wiping ur ass with ur hand in combination with water ive done that before, for like 5 years(3-8 yrs old) back in the philippines cause thats wat we do and stopped after coming to USA cause no buckets in restrooms

[dorotwhy]

Thank you for the informative video YIKES! For some reason I'm thinking that this whole concept might not be very sanitary.

[junkienet]

Ok... that was different. Nice one Victor

[aftertaste05]

The surprised expressions on your face as you were being serviced by the toilet made my day.

[brokenchopstickz]

LMFAAAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

that was hilarious!!

[nightshadelives40]

I love that. I want one.

[novanine]

I'll bet Mrs GABM is just wild about you bringing us with you when you go to a love hotel!