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  • where is this from :( ? i wanna know :D:D:D

  • omg call cartman

  • @lol999999ful read h.p. lovecraft

  • @Dean11link well i knew who cthuluhu was before that south park episode and i read the call of cthulhu.

  • @lol999999ful good :D

  • @Dean11link :D

  • where is jack walters when you need....

  • lolz, old game. :D

  • Cthulhu is not supposed to have a sexy body! That's Astaroth's job. And maybe Andras'

  • and you are?...

  • why is he wearing a speedo? o.o

    what is he .. captain crunch or somt? :)) haha

  • @nomynuss You wouldn't be able to grasp the true form of Cthulhu's pingas

  • Chuck Norris > Cthulu

  • @Xenexic

    You can't even spell the name right kiddo

  • @Shotgunner56 And here we have the obsessed spelling corrector in its natural habitat!

  • @Xenexic

    Remember, you were the one who made a Chuck Norris joke.

    Everything you say afterwards only accompanies your idiocy.

  • @Shotgunner56 Stop wasting my time my friend =) acting like your the smartest of us two oh no no no

    oh and that wasn't a Chuck Norris joke it was just a fact =]]]]]]]]]]]

  • @Xenexic

    It's like every reply you make the level of immaturity climbs higher and higher.

    Have some dignity my son.

  • @Shotgunner56 Hello

  • Hey guys... It's a cartoon. A great cartoon, but still a cartoon. Get your religon outta here, and go bug The Amazing Atheist about it.

  • WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THIS IS CTHULHU? WHY NOT ZOIDBERG?

  • @liftedJ33P Because the book "Summoning Zoidberg the EZ way" has a horrendous case of low supply high demand syndrome.

  • @steelersfan826 I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU SAID, AND YES MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN

  • If HP Lovecraft was gay, he would sure get a boner from Cthulhu.

  • I'm just glad mr. unspeakable is weaing underpants.

  • @SolverOfAllEquations I think we all are.

  • Richard Moll is the perfect Cthulhu.

  • @TiniNormi I can't unhear Two-Face now.

  • I knew the creep from the first episode would show up again lol

  • Dude is this real?

    Wow

    That went WAYYYYYYYYYY over my head as a kid...

  • Lol, I loved this cartoon. Too bad I never caught this Lovecraft reference

  • IA! IA! 

  • @WinterFox1000

    It is but he is the one who has the power to turn beavers into gold. You see him in the episode of "Dance of Doom"

  • isnt that the poor sap who was controlling beavers?

  • Wow, summoning really is easy.

  • What's Cthulhu?

  • @thesega99 A dark god of chaos that comes from the "Mythos" based around the HP Lovecraft horror stores, most famously the Call of Cthulhu. Some people actually believe it to be a religion, some people joke about it being a religion (like people who say their religion is Jedi) mainly, he's a pop-culture icon.

  • @thesega99 Its an destructive, god of destructive distruction who eats his followers... or something like that! i heard he rocks

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  • Technically, that's not Cthulhu. If it was, that guy would have lost his sanity in seconds. It's a Cthuloid.

  • It's Cthulhu's bodybuilder cousin.

  • It's not a religious discussion excuse you, read and study and maybe you would realize the High God Cthulhu should be bowed to, hold your tongues all that plunder his name.

    I'a I'a Cthulhu Fhtagn!

  • @MyHeartWasForgotten don't you mean "slander" his name?

  • @warewolf435 No I mean plunder, which is to "pillage, or sack" or to "spoil" . The two words are similar, that was a question that need not to have been answered.

  • @MyHeartWasForgotten ... it is an impossibility to "plunder" a name, as a name is not a physical thing. (unless you know something about the word "plunder" that i do not?)

  • @MyHeartWasForgotten And here you are taking the definition way to much into context, you can pillage a persons name, you can slander a persons name, both pretty much mean the same thing, you can slander something physically the same as you can plunder something non-physical, depends on your level of eclecticism. Now don't bother me with the argument anymore kk? Thank you.

  • south park has showed me this cthulhu shit! I did not realize how much people think this turd is real??? fuck some people need a good belting

  • @princi57 XD Dude. They be trollin.

  • cthulhu with wings? as far as i remember they are fish people from the bottom of the ocean :D

  • @nomercy8989 Cthulhu - humanoid with octopus on his face and bat wings

  • @Janovjev ever heard of H.P.Lovecraft?

  • @nomercy8989 How do i respond to this?i was describing cthulhu when you suddenly ask me if i read the description from the guy who wrote the novel ?o_O

  • @Janovjev Well, at least that's what our brains see before we turning into jibbering piles of flesh.

  • @nomercy8989 Dude...those are the Deep One's. The Great Old One's, such as Dagon, C'thulu and Hastur, are waaaay more powerful. In fact, the Deep One's are really just Dagon's minions. It is best you hope the grat C'thulu never learns of your foolishly confusing him with one of them.

  • This is not Cthulhu, our great lord bows to no man, he is his own master!

  • @Arnes111 he didnt say he was :P

  • O R'lyeh?

  • nice gotch

  • that was easy.

  • I thought Cthulhu was several kilometers high, lol

  • why people think cthulhu is evil ? hes not evil, he just gives a fuck about humans, for him we are insects. that doesnt mean hes evil -_-'

  • Cthulhu is everywhere.

  • Cthulhu's really been working on his biceps.

  • @ILIKECEREALX You know, he has a lot of free time.

  • Cthulhu ? WEARING SPEEDOS ?! *head asplodes from sheer insanity*

  • Which episode?

  • yeah, *rubs hands on chest* I started workin' out and stuff.

  • which episode is this

  • Oh my. This was the most scary video ever.

  • @deniz11muis1

    YES, the Loch Ness exists

  • @NuclearTribal That guy is pretty evil. However, no villain can ever match up to the guy who is currently running Disney.

  • Wow. Only youtube idiots manage to turn the comments to a kid's tv show into a religious discussion -.-

  • @SpyengoEen and you are surprised?

  • @SpyengoEen dude, you are naive if thats your point of view: there are many subtexts in most "kids" tv shows, because they arent made by kids, but adults, and wackos. In this case religion is a second subtext, since the main one is literature and dark fantasy.

    If you talk about the smurfs (the original series), at somepoint the discussion among users would end in something about religion and church, since the characters are co-related to the capital sins.

    Thanks for the lols, anyway.

  • @ArturoDabdoub Except this scene was based off of a fictional deity from space from a story written by a very dedicated athiest. There was no room for any religious discussion here.

  • @SpyengoEen and a bigger idiot who's stating the obvious

  • This isn't Cthulhu it's VoRN THE UNSPEAKABLE due to copyright infringements :3

  • what episode is this

  • Esse Cthulhu está muito fraquinho! haha ;D

  • Isn't Cthulhu made up? Why do so many people believe in him?

  • @Shyreenify Ya I find myself asking the same thing about god......

  • @MissJocelynne I know. Religion is probably the weirdest thing ever. I actually do believe in God though I know that most of the bible is probably made up. And that's the thing that leads me to thinking that something about Cthulhu COULD be true. But that's just me.

  • Underwear?

    

  • trying to portray Cthulu visually is extremely hard, Lovecraft describes it as something of another world another dimension, above human comprehension. Using his descriptions from the story our minds try to formulate an image of it, we ultimately fail, but that's probably his intention. assuming that Cthulu is built as our laws of Physics and biology would normally suggest dosnt cut it.

  • @pein417 It's the same as Cthulhu's name, since no one can honestly say it, in letters lovercraft had written he explains how the name is actually meant to be 2 syllables not 3 like most people say it but he doesnt expect people to be able to say it as the name is meant to be outside of human comprehension which shockingly he succeeded at lol

  • That doenst really look like Cthulu more like his bodybuilder cousin or something xD

  • @TheDevilintheBelfry AFTER ALL, CTHULHU WAS DESCRIBED AS BEING CORPULENT. (CAPS LOCK ON IN MEMORY OF BILLY MAYS)

  • Man, Cthulhu is buff!

  • he would kill thousands of people but the biljons of people will pwns his face WE THE HUMAN RACE ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE OF THE UNIVERSE WE WOULD PWN ALIENS !!!

  • @deniz11muis1 Cthulhu > Humans. Simple as that. He would destroy us all. Its just that simple.

  • @TheExcessGamer why do u believe this man?? omg does the loch ness excist too ?

  • @deniz11muis1 Because, Cthulu, from a Lovecraftian view, would rape us all. I was talking in a fictional standpoint. You are talking from 'reality'. So, I didn't believe that Cthulu was real. I was simply stating that your statement was wrong. And still is, since you thought I believed Cthulu was a real thing, and not the fiction that he is.

  • @deniz11muis1

    the Reapers beg to differ.

  • Nice pants

    

  • HOLY LADY SYLVAINIS MAN O.O WHAT CTHULU DOEN ON CN?! lol and you are? 

  • um......they mixed up the Lovecraft characters?

  • FHTANG!

  • what tv show is this?! o:

    

  • @RainbowApocolypse Freakazoid. dont u ever watched it when u was a kid ? it was on cartoon network if i remember well

  • it; that cartoon with cthulhu?

  • Cthulhu wears trunks?

  • So who would win in a fight between Cthulhu and Candlejack? Personally, I'm on the side of Cthul-

  • @theeducatedfool Wait you mean Candlejack? Cthulu is a dark god o-

  • @Garren16 Cthulhu is a Great Old One

  • @MaxvergaxS True but if you're a crazed cultist like myself he is a god BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • @Garren16 Hastur is mah god :c

  • @theeducatedfool You're crazy, of course Cthulhu would win over Candlejack, it's really no compit-

  • Dont you need the necronomicon to do that? And hell, cthulu isnt in that book is he? He lives in R'lyeh, a sunken city. And said city comes up only when the stars are right.

  • Great Old One was trying to summon Cthulhu for ages. And it just comes out from a book that an old woman gots?

  • No, no, no ,no ,no. no. no. no. no. no. NO. Wrong. Cartoon Network, buy the mother fucking book. You compltely insulted H.P. Lovecraft. I now hate Cartoon Network the fiery passion of ten billion suns!

  • @TheNightsMoon First of all, this is from freakazoid. A show developed by Warner Brothers, not Cartoon Network. Second, can you not realize it's a fucking joke? Did you not catch on to that when an elder god showed up in a speedo? Get the stick out of your ass and get over it.

    I mean, I could understand your anger if they intended to accurately depict the mythos, but that isn't their intention. this is like raging of the Cthulhu for President videos.

  • @jboking I understand where you are coming from, but I read the book and still think the joke could have been more involved if they had accuratly depicted Cthulhu.

  • @TheNightsMoon "I am a fan of 'noun' and, like many fans of 'noun', I take 'noun' far too seriously."  Fixed that for you.

  • @TheNightsMoon I understand that, I read the call and mountains as well. I really like they mythos, but I also realize the restrictions of a kids television show that is restricted to either 15 minute blocks or the occasional fully 30 min story. I also recognize that they joke they were putting out was for adults watching with their kids. The entire joke is based in the absurdity of Cthulhu being presented in this manner. That's why I found yoru comment outrageous.

  • they think Cthulu is that small and has that small of musulses?!? they are crazy!!!

  • He was too weird, even for venice beach XD

  • AWESOME!!!!!!!!

  • god that show was great

  • Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

  • Damn Cthlhu, Nice abs and pecks dude. work out much? totally lovin the speedos yo

  • aaannnnddd hes wearing a speedo....

  • @dasani991 That, my friend, is the actual horror.

  • @Kaarlo Meep....

  • Today's cartoons are amazing...even Old Ones have six pack...

  • you are not vaughn the unspeakable... i work with him... he is a mute... and his name is vaughn ...

  • Pfft, Candlejack is way scarier than that gu

  • This is Lord Xenu, but; nIce try.

  • @500millionamericans um Lord Xenu is that alien scientology guy... this looks more like cthulhu with the tentacles and all...

  • @500millionamericans XENU RIPPED OFF CTHULU, BLASPHEMER.

  • fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck u

  • i drop turds that look more like cthulhu

  • @gamer7916 yeah your mom too asshole XD

  • @m16pig A swear, a smiley, and a "your mom" joke in one bloody poorly written comment? Young boy, you shouldn't be watching videos involving pure evil, awful, horrifying monsters.

  • @Mance200 /= yeah you right perdon me kise sentir muy chingon :(

  • Cthulhu's been working out lately

  • Damm, I need to do the Cthulhu Ab program, he's ripped!

  • Shouldn't he be... bigger. Like more mountainous?

  • x and you are x lol

  • all hail Cthulhu

    H.P LOVECRAFT FOREVER!!!

  • Have you seen the recent south Park episodes? Eric Cartman befriends Cthulhu. Really if anybody is going to befried Cthulhu it would be Cartman.

  • @crodgers100 yeah and they killed justin bieber which makes me love cthulhu even more its stupid how mint berry crunch beats him, and that is funny that kenny can never die, and everyone forgets

  • "...And you are?"

    lol

  • what show is it from cartoon network ????????

  • I guess Vorn is a Star Spawn of Cthulhu, he's kinda small. :( What episode is it? :?

  • Cthulhu looked way too small in that :(

  • @DOOMVSHALO Maybe it's a Star Spawn? :?

  • @NodDisciple1 probably right i guess

  • Cthulhu's mother is mad he didn't call to tell her he had been awaken from his death like slumber, and that he's in great shape! =D

  • cthulhu is like "yeah im a destroyer of worlds, and who are you"

  • "GO MAD FROM REVELATION!" = Done.

  • @FreddeX91  Should've rolled higher on his sanity check. X(

  • @NodDisciple1 Heh yeah :) oh well now i got some new friends, isn't that right magical pixies that only i can see? ;)

  • @NodDisciple1 lol. Arkham horror?

  • Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Ctulhu

    R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

  • lololololololololololol cthulu would have devoured him and destroyed the city

  • Nerdcast

  • @guilhermerdgs11 andyouare?

  • I love how people believe the strangest shit. But I will say Cthulhu has to be the most creative of them all. He has a nice appearance as well. Really unique to modern monsters. HP Lovecraft has a good envision of false Deities.

  • Agreed, Cthulhu is pretty cool but its not something people should get all weird about or take seriously. Its a real chick repellent if you talk about this stuff in front of them. lolz

  • @Hoches1988 not really you get chicks who can read good books.

  • @Hoches1988

    Really? I've meant some chicks who thought Cthulhu was cute. O.o the plush doll that is....

  • Who are you calling false deities? Cthulhu doesn't tolerate heathens. ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

  • @montblanc1 I don't care what he like, cause I know who can kill him.

  • @montblanc1 now now.. lets not go saying such things without the dark ones bidding.. good way to go mad before the end

  • @montblanc1

    nagal whtu Y'golonac R'lyeh, I'a Dagon, I'a Hydra La I'a La I'a!

  • @montblanc1 Ignorant fool your old ones are nothing but useless myth written by a madman.

    The Chaos Gods will reign supreme among all!!!!

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

    LET THE GALAXY BURN!!!!!!

  • @ramjet94

    Unfortunately, Azathoth would make everything in 40k weep little bitch tears if they ever so much as glanced at him. Fact of life right there.

  • @Kageryushin tss, that "blind idiot god" of yours ain't got shit on Tyrannosatan

  • @forerunner06

    Yog-Sothoth gets more poon than Tyrannosatan ever will.

  • @montblanc1 Cthulhu isn't a deity, Cthulhu is the High Priest of the Great Old Ones.

  • @Godzilla2K7 it is funny how people will believe in something (no matter how ridiculous) that was written in a book... *cough* the bible *cough*

  • Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

  • Cthul hu wears Jockey briefs?

    Who knew?

  • isn'r this the creep that turns beavers to gold?

  • i used to LOVE freakazoid

  • And you are?