Anti- Denetite

[mrbrockpeters]

1:38 HEISENBERG!!!

[ISetYourFaceOnFire]

STAY OUT OF MY TERRITORY.

[likeriver]

3:00 should've said "your sin is forgiven".

[OnlyGrayson]

I had no idea that mr white was dr. tim wattly!!!!!! that just blew my mind.

[nancyobarr]

@OnlyGrayson mine too!

[Erizic8790]

A man walks into a denstist office, gets his tooth pulled and you think that of me? No. I am the one who PULLS!

[nolanjuice84]

michael richards must have wrote that last part

[Zombie256]

'If he ever gets Polish citizenship, there will be no stopping him!'

LOL

[TomFromJersey]

Did LD write this episode?

One of the best

[raedd2011]

@TomFromJersey no, LD went away in the 7th season, this is the 8th season

[paulying10261985]

Oh well. Welcome aboard. Tim Whatley: I'm a jew.

[ShinaAlboma]

Haha George came out of nowhere

[paulying10261985]

@ShinaAlboma Yes he did, didn't he, man?

[shim2dawg]

more like 3000

[skullz2099]

that's gold jerry

[IcyScythe]

@AnElmandAnOak thanks, was wondering who it was!

[IcyScythe]

Anyone know who Jerry's GF is? Man she's smokin

[jonrendell]

@IcyScythe That's Debra Messing from 'Will and Grace'

[assail]

hahhah 1:29

[TomValedro]

god damn jews.

[jadaswarklar]

Let's cook!!!!

[at4550]

Little did I know when I initially watched this back in the mid 90s, but 4:38 marks the genuine first appearance of Heisenberg.

[MissGlassSir]

gimme a schtikel of methamphetamine.

[TheUKfan93]

4 people are Anti-Dentite

[IcyScythe]

hahaha the ending is great

[Tankerrrr69]

newer magazines!!! 

[SoCalDualSport]

@poolshark101386 Retarted? Like Pop-Tarts?

[timeforbed]

Whenever Elaine is on screen, all I can think about is how pregnant JLD is and how poorly they hide it.

[therearenowordssleft]

@chewjonesen *COUGH* curb your enthusiasm!

[wogacelli]

"HEY... DENTY!"

[Camacho120]

@poolshark101386 its retarded by the way

[Camacho120]

@poolshark101386 trollin

[jessieeeeeee1984]

@me3obsessed12

Could you expand on that a little bit? I started reading George Orwell recently and would love to hear what you're referring to.

[mindsaglowin]

Elaine's laugh is just contagious.

[hassaanster]

3 people are dentists

[putaaaFok]

Bryan Kranston?

[CommanderSalamander]

I absolutely love the part where George randomly shows up in the confessional.

[ime239]

Mr White before breking bad

[GroverKent]

I'm proud to admit I am an anti-dentite... after all, dentists are pretty much sadistic creeps anyway... who else can keep smiling as they're inflicting pain into your teeth?

[meeter]

Press 6 over and over.

[tferrarimusic]

Press the number 3 over and over.. haha

[thewisemann]

The line, "no it offends me as a comedian" is one of the funniest ever.

[yeti60]

This video is phenomenal. Reminds me how awesome Seinfeld is.

[floeticdeath]

This guy went from Dentite to being malcolm's dad to Cooking up Meth with his former student!

I LOVE YOU MR.WHITE/HAL/Tim Watley!

[Nebulisation]

I love this episode!!! One of the best!!!

[MarvelousSeven]

You're a rabid anti-dentite!

[TheNassari]

im an anti-denetite ...

[jurvis1]

Three people disliked Seinfeld? How is that possible?

[sridharvisu76]

@jurvis1 Maybe they are pro-dentite(s)

[g1a1r1y3]

Part of the scene between Kramer and Jerry and the set-up to "anti-dentite' is missing from this compilation.

[TemplarRican]

Whatley!



[mindsaglowin]

Anti-dentite. This show is pure genius.

[MrBuch169169]

- He's from Jersey...

- Yeah, and NOoooOWWW he's a full-fledged American!!

[wowzers57]

Why is it that dentist and dental assistants have a very high suicide rate

[somewhatlongdong]

" a schticle of flouride." LOLOLOLOL

[PrincessLeigh1125]

hilarious...2 people are anti-dentites

[inowluv]

LOL i used to Catholic and when he sat on the kneeler I fell over laughing

[skezness]

*brushes teeth frantically*

[FastlikeHurricane]

One of the funniest episodes.

[patrickthesaint]

"I'm Jewish."

"That's no sin."

Actually, it was until the mid-sixties.

[cfrench61995]

jerry, it's been our sense of humour that's sustained us as a people for 3,000 years! It was 5,000. 5,000! even better!!!! :) there are two anti-dentites out there somewhere...

[cfrench61995]

jerry, it's been our sense of humour that's sustained us as a people for 3,000 years! It was 5,000. 5,000! even better!!!! :)

[Concetra]

Yeah dr. Whatley! Yeah Novocain!

[CaptMandrake360]

"...Don't you see what Watley is after: total joke telling immunity! He's already got the big two religions covered, if he ever gets polish citizenship, there'll be no stopping him!..."

"...Tell me your sins my son" --I should mention that I am Jewish..." "--Well that's no sin..."

"...Hi Mr. Abbot-- "That's Dr. Abbot, D.D.S., Tim Watley was one of my students. And if this weren't my sons wedding day, I would knock your teeth out, you anti-dentite bastard!..."

[bogdantiku]

Kramer wanted to be himself with the racist thing. too bad :( There is no comeback from that. His not a racist for real, just made some poor choices. Great talent though. Best in the show. Thumbs up if you laughed when he entered the room :)

[TheUndertakerfan2002]

Boy if I was Jerry I would say "Yes, Give me one good reason why I shouldn't Tombstone Piledriver you right through this floor?"

[egdqv13234]

''There will be NO STOPING HIM! T__T'' lmao xD

[fredd21ful]

apperantly kramer is an anti-dentite in real life. do a "kramer racist" search on youtube.

[PurityandDeath]

@fredd21ful Hey, at least he owns up to it. youtube.com/watch?v=PVdJqW4nJB­Y

[fredd21ful]

@PurityandDeath your link "youtube.com/watch?v=PVdJqW4nJ­B­Y" does not work. if the link you are trying to tell me is when jerry seinfeld was on david letterman and kramer apologizes on air, then i have seen that apology.

you should do a search on ".Seinfeld Lost Episode - Kramer At The Laugh Factory" trust me search that on youtube. its funny.

have a nice day.

[PurityandDeath]

@fredd21ful I've seen it... I'm not a hermit and I was alive when it was huge news a year ago.

Youtube links never work because youtube is retarded. -_-; Just use the string. PVdJqW4nJB­Y

And it's not that. That was kind of lame.

[fredd21ful]

@PurityandDeath ok i have seen the thing you are trying to show me just now. it was pretty clever what kramer did in light of the events.

i reccomend you watch this. search on youtube for "LI-Wq-e480E#" it is titled "back to the future alternate ending" it is only 1 mintute long but it has excellent film editing. it is great.

[PurityandDeath]

@fredd21ful Not bad.

[nolanjuice84]

i bet the blacks and jews thing at the end was krammers idea haha

[crazydudetz]

yada yada yada

[gyromancy2]

LOL @ 4:24.

"Jerry, I gotta talk to you."

hahaha

[wafflecushioned]

I like how the father thinks that jerry is confessing his sin of being a jew.

[EmceeNolan]

Love Kramer being included in this. Retroactive irony, lol.

[PurityandDeath]

@EmceeNolan Hey, at least he owns up to it. youtube.com/watch?v=PVdJqW4nJB­Y

[sayeretmatkal17021]

"and if he ever gets Polish citizenship there will be no stopping him!"

[chewjonsen]

I miss these old days with high comedic value. Try to imagine what would happen today if any show on network television made a one-liner joke about blacks and jews (like at the end of this video clip)... it would be on every news station with people filing law suits... the U.S. has become pussified, but I digress.

[skatepunkzero]

@chewjonsen Yeah or Imagine the episode with Eliane thinks shes dating a black guy. The joke with the waitress would be all over the news. Sad...

[Lagolop]

@chewjonsen

Jews have ALWAYS been able to make jokes about themselves and STILL do to this day. No other group has that sense of humour :) Jews are not so "sensitive" as many others.

[NWolfwood]

@Lagolop Yep, only the Jews. Except the Irish. Oh, and the Scottish. Um, and the English. And the Welsh...

[Lagolop]

@NWolfwood

Not really. I find most others are way more sensitive in general. Thing is, I have never met a Jewish person who could not make fun of himself and other Jews.

And now for a real treat. The same shtick in Yiddish :)

watch?v=_jG6B9Pt_ug

[p0pimp2004]

@chewjonsen U must never watched Family Guy??? I commend to your viewing if you have not.



[snoopyflick]

This is like the muffin tops of Seinfeld. 

[amazingdany]

Hey hey, it's Professor White, crystal meth artist extraordinaire!

[pepeycholo]

i should mention that im jewish...........

- oh thats no sin.

"oh good' lawl

[EliraSTAR1]

lmao, i love how he sits down and how george just comes in the door.

[thislost]

I don't usually LMAO at episodes of Seinfeld seeing that I find it more entertaining than funny but I was laughing non-stop during this clip. LMAO at the ending!

[bwalklet]

"if this wasn't my son's wedding I'd knock your teeth out you anti-dentite bastard"

[theSHEPHARDproject]

lol i love how this whole episode george just shows up in random places

[DannyCashMoney7295]

Anybody unerdstand the bouy joke?

[ShaithMaster]

@DannyCashMoney7295 maybe it has to do with boobs? idk

[snoopyflick]

@DannyCashMoney7295

boobies

[askido351]

He converted for the jokes

[kibblebits212]

Yo! Mr. White!

[angeltosome]

THEY DO HAVE THEIR OWN SCHOOLS!

[FunnyChloeMichelle]

"Welcome aboard"!!! LMAO!

[knewtonmn]

Where's Beth? She's out back getting her head shaved.

[greencheese247]

From a dentist to a father of a middle class family and now a high school chemistry teacher who deals meth. 

[R34LiSM]

Bryan is one of the greatest actors of all time.. The diversity in his roles is incredible, and he still pulls them all off naturally.

[ooflagen127]

i need a schtikel of fluoride

[gastonave]

At least as a dentist he doesn't have to deal with Jesse Pinkman.

[zerosev]

@morgantown1. Lmfao!

[sscarzz]

Happy to see this on again with even longer scenes.

[JAKson1978]

This might in fact be visual proof that Seinfeld was the most overrated show in the history of television.

[NickDanger3]

@JAKson1978 : You see, JAKson, the thing is, you have to turn the sound on to get the jokes.

[godmode9]

Watley!

[skinnyclemenza]

Before there was Walter White, before there was Hal, there was TIM WHATLEY,DDS!!!

[kevstew26]

Fuck Yeah Bryan Cranston. You got acting chops.

[SmashBrosFan19]

Holy shit! It's Hal in the Middle!  = O

[mbs240]

five thousand! even better

[giddyupmikey1974]

Is that why it's so hard to get an appointment? LOL

[falstaffswims]

"Well, welcome aboard!"

[DaniloCamargo]

greatest show ever

[grumpytosnowwhite]

One of the best episodes ever. Epic ending!

[bdukie11]

one of the best episode endings of the series

[morgantown1]

Yeah well I dont trust this guy. I think he regifted, then he degifted, and now hes using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a super bowl sex romp!

[JiminyKracker]

lol, that dentist deserves reparations for his suffering, coz he also survived a holocaust where 6 trillion dentists perished from 1 paper bag and massive amounts of hyperventilation

[flokk]

I love how Kramer, as demented as he is, is the only person on the show who has a working moral compass. Soooo funny.

[ak041536]

And this offends you as a Jewish person? No it offends me as a comedian!

[einsteinslies]

@ak041536 One of the best lines from the show.

[bsa139]

@ak041536 That is currently my Facebook status lol

[thedrunkenclam55]

it was more like a jewish workout.

[23RapMusic]

this episode is so funny.When George just pops up at 4:25 "Jerry,i gotta talk to you" hahaha

[shamrock118]

I agree. I'd definitely sniff around under her skirt.

[maskedwalnut]

hey denty!!! lol

[poops1]

the will n grace girl looks so freakin hot at the last frame

[SharksKid]

Whatley is such a funny bastard.

[palehorse864]

It's interesting that his voice sounds almost entirely different from Hal on Malcolm in the MIddle. Is he adopting a different voice, or do you think it's studio acoustics and recording equipment?

[ShaveMyPoodle]

This was recorded in a country that uses a 25-frame-per-second television system. "Seinfeld" was filmed at 24 frames per second, so the footage was sped up to 25 frames per second for broadcast there (an increase of approximately 4%). As a result, the audio's pitch also was raised by approximately 4%.

[palehorse864]

neat. I'll listen to that. Actually though, I think his voice is lower as Tim Watley than when he plays Hal. Hal has a higher voice, even when he's being serious. I'm thinking it's because Hal is a particularly goofy character and Bryan Cranston adopts that tone for him and uses a different one for Watley. He's really a versatile actor. I barely recognize any of Hal here.

[ShaveMyPoodle]

As a huge fan of "Seinfeld," "Malcolm in the Middle" and "Breaking Bad," I have to respectfully disagree. To me, the voices of Bryan Cranston and all of the other actors appearing in these "Seinfled" clips clearly sound higher in pitch.

[palehorse864]

You may be right about the pitch up though. Seinfeld does sound a bit higher, though he has a normally high voice. Still, Watley doesn't get the higher qualities of Hal, even if pitched up. I think it's just Cranston's versatility.

[Huzzawful]

ermm its pretty close

[diplomat65]

Beth: [at wedding making fun of a dentist sitting in front of them] Hey, what do you call a doctor who failed out of med school?

Jerry: What?

Beth: A dentist.

Jerry: [both laugh] Dentists. Who needs em?

Beth: Yeah. Same goes for those blacks and Jews.

LMAO

[einsteinslies]

@diplomat65 Like anyone could mistake Seinfeld for not being Jewish.

[sabrejacker]

@diplomat65 not to mention black and jews *****

and we dont need u to play out the whole video again

[diplomat65]

@sabrejacker For your info im just stating what one was the best scenes in my opinion...No need fo bs please

[sabrejacker]

@diplomat65 then say i like the ending

"for ur info"

[diplomat65]

@sabrejacker If you dont like what i wrote then ignore it....Please dont make it anymore complicated and big fuss about it...I'm just try to re-live this historical episode

[sabrejacker]

@diplomat65 ?

ok.

[HellsAngels2001]

ill tell you whats up...im a jew!

[chrismcallister2006]

watley!

[godboy50]

I wouldn't want Robert Wagner pissed at me

[mseales]

or Walter White.

[blondeonblonde1966]

nowadays watley's breaking bad

[joeygsmom]

omg he was so cute back then wasnt he? he looks so pitiful on breaking bad...

[JoyGrenade]

This is the greatest episode ever.

[luno44]

Did the dentist get himself mutilated?

[Alwaystuned]

"Welcome aboard."  Classic absurd humour at its finest.

[blackhawx4life]

another question in "good sumaritan" jerry says hes not religious but in this episode he says hes jewish i dont get it

[JacenEnda]

Jerry: I should mention that I'm Jewish.

Father Curtis: That's no sin.

Jerry: Oh good!

Absolutely amazing!!!

[PerseuEvans]

Thank you so much for this!!! It'd edited just the way I needed it :-)

[blackhawx4life]

is jerry jewish? ive always wondered that

[Gigolo180]

They're all jews

[blackhawx4life]

i know jerry george and elaine r in real life but is kramer?

[Gigolo180]

Its not that easy. He is no jew in a conventional way, but he thinks of himself as a jew.

[blackhawx4life]

r u talkin about kramer?

[Gigolo180]

Yes, I'm talkin about Michael Richards.

[blackhawx4life]

ahh

[einsteinslies]

@Gigolo180 Richards is an English/Italian, his religion is Scottish Blue Right Freemasonry. He has stated he identifies strongly with Judaism, but was not raised Jewish nor has he converted. The Kramer character may be Jewish (original name was "Kessler").