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  • I think Krystal is the only one who said "Fox" right in star fox adventures.

  • i have just one thing left to do. And thats to say FU** YOU!

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  • WHAT! ARE YOU DOING? IN MAH SWAMP!

  • WHAT YOU SAY?!

  • As much as I hated that ending in Command, along with Marcus, I have to admit, the "What Hurts The Most" part of the video actually made me feel bad about the situation. Evrything else was funny as hell. Nintendo... hurry up and continue the storyline. 5/5

  • How'd u get Snake to say Krystal? Did u do that?

  • @tranhax666 Yes.

  • dude that starfox adventures part like had alot of life and did moves that i never learned about anyone think who ever was playing put on a cheat and if so what is it

  • iv left with just one thing to do and thats to say fuck you

  • whats with the swering

  • i lawled every part :PP

  • the Krystal part with the Cascada's song, Whats Hurts The Most, made me cry...

    Good job.

  • ...still Random to me

  • @MrSomeGamerdude Kinda the point.

  • @krystalarchive

    i know i ment it as an comment

  • I have several questions about 8:28. First, how did you get ten "heads" of health? As far as I know, you can only have seven, or something. Second, how did you get Fox to do those epic jumping and flipping combo attacks? I know about holding the control stick towards and away from the enemies to change the attacks, but how do you do that? I'd appreciate it if you could let me know. :)

  • @guiltym I was using a cheat device because I was trying to get through the game as fast as possible to get the cutscenes, having already beaten it, legitimate health was not something I cared about. The attacks Fox does to the Sharpclaw can be modified by the position of the control stick when pushing A to attack AND by executing some other maneuver (like the roll) right before attacking.

  • @krystalarchive Cool, thanks! :D

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  • the funniest one was slippy's over 9000 joke XD

  • oh sorry im always in a hurry when i tipe

  • lol that snakes talk they take it from SSBB

  • can you plz make a star fox video montage 3 and if you do can i help do the voice over

  • odd thing is in star fox adventures rob is silver and in assult hes gold

  • ROFL Arwings and You

  • and thats to say **** you

  • I loved that Diabeetus part with Peppy.

  • i want a third montage pretty pleace

  • @MrGodzillanerd you spelt please wrong

  • "To business!" LOL

  • My gosh, this is one of the most epic things I've ever seen. I nearly shit myself out of laughter when the ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US meme was used, it seems like adventures was made for that dialogue!

  • Hey what is that song in the beginning? Can I get it on my iPod ?

  • you did it f*** dinosuar planet is ****, im transfering your f*** as we speak pepper out, whooahhoo ****,we can finally repair the s***, hey guys dont mind if i f***with you agian do ya? oh f*** i almost forgot i recived this message from krystal,hi fox i really apricciate what you did for me im just so sorry we didnt get much of a chance to talk im just left with one more thing to do..... and thts to say f*** you .best part of video, if you runnin out of ideas watch robot chicken

  • WHAT 9000?!

  • hey random comment but do you know what the song at the begening?

  • You can't do that with a head! silly slippy.

  • all your base are belong to us

  • 2:21 was the best

  • @ActionReplayPerson

    Agreed!

  • Yo, Mr. Krystal! Being a subscriber to your podcast is one thing, but I didn't know that you are here doing the occasional video stuff.

    Dialga900 is right.

    2:21....I just about lost it, I was laughing so hard! That is too good 'not' to keep! Masterful sync edit there!

    What editing software do you use? I'm using Final Cut Studio myself. :)

    Hmmmm...I have Apple's 'Shake' compositing software. Maybe if I can rig a green/blue screen.... ;)

    Excelsior!

  • how did u get that snake message

  • nice portal reference

  • "And that's to say f**k you." ROFL LMAO I CAN'T BREATHE!!! X-D

    *cough* Anyhoo the +5 goes for the STTNG intro!

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  • 2:21

  • Felicitaciones, Felicitaciones, se necesita mucha imaginacion poara hacer un video como este sigui haciedo mas Para los Fans DE STARFOX COMO LO SOY YO.

  • Felicitaciones, Felicitaciones. Como tienes tanta imaginación sigua haciendo mas videos como este de STARFOX para los fans, fans como yo.

  • 6:14 - 7:01 Of course. Like it hasn't been obvious enough.

  • "We can finally repair the s***"

  • WTF?! is with this FUKn CENCERING BULL SH-IT

  • SH#TY song

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  • OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOL 3:08

  • in 0:55, OMG Falco looks so hot when he was sitting in that sexy position on his cockpit!!! My freinds thinks it shows how bitchy/cocky he is! Is that true?!

  • Poor Falco, he feels lonely XD

  • TO BUSINESS!!!

  • WHAT THE HELL??!!

    What's up with the video on 0:34??

    The song's sound so damn retarded!!!

  • falco is a bird....XD

  • Well, he IS a bird. and in Assault, he's really hot and sexy!!! Whooo!!! One sexy ace pilot!!

  • xdd

  • Well, he is one of the super sexy character in Assault!! And then there's Fox, Wolf, and even Panther!!! ^_^

  • yeah,but in girls: Kristal is the best jejeje

    wow,but kristal hentai......is really sexyyyyyy xddd

  • @linkred64 Krystal Hentai Now thats what anyone WHO JUST WANT TO F**K krystal would look first and pretty much have it for desktop

  • lol the best friend vid is funny, Thr fox commander looks like he's asking 'why?'

  • loool banana phone

  • good vid man lol was funny all the way through

  • ROFLcopter taking off

  • I'm glad someone finally did the starfox/star trek one XD

  • Listen to what ROB is saying on 5:32, sounds like he's saying False Arrest.

  • He's actually saying R.O.B. is awesome (its also the song name) though he could really be saying anything.

  • STOP 7:41!!!!

    they like, blew it with that... didn't they?

  • Airwings and you ......Oo

    Very much informations!

    Bananaphone is ver funny. lf!! XD

  • "this baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees"

    "WHAT 9000?"

    LMAO that blew me away

  • fricken awesome

  • THE LAST ONE WON THE INTERNETS.

  • ...WAITWAITWAIT.

    "Tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy"...?

    ...I don't wanna be your best friend ;-;

  • this was the halo for the gamecube

  • ....oh dang! (sniff) Mr. krystal.. sir. That part really reminded me of MY "crystal". 7:21 same situation same lyrics. (sniff sniff) never told her my feelings..... well now its to late. :( -_- oh well. fave vid. 5/5

  • It's cool and all but the part about Krystal was DUMB!!! Other wise it was Cool!

  • ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1xD

  • LOL! Powered by the dead. Epic! We did it ****s! Dinasour planed is ****ed! Hey guys, you don't mind if I **** with you again, do ya? Oh ****! I'm left with just 1 more thing to do, and that's to say **** you.

    EPIC EPIC!!!! Nice work, man.

  • boy that was really fricking funny. everything in it. i read the description on the top. i understand that this is your last. well dont give in, everyone likes this. all you have to do is make like six or five minutes long, that way you won't run out ot ideas. plus, ask people to help make videos just like higurashi hell. they post video responses. hope you take the time to make another. p.s. "the bisnessssss!!!!!" enjoy your vids.

  • 1:38 - "THAT'S ENOUGH 'HIDE AND SEEK'!"

    3:18 - Okay, that should SO be a stand-alone short!

  • "If you have diabeties, call Liberty Medical"

    that voice fit Peppy so well

  • I will have to see once I get the game since I am asking for it this Christmas. I am so in love with Star Fox since I was only 8 years old. I am so in love with Wolf!

  • Oikonny sucks! Good thing that he had to die in the game. Nice song when his ship was destroyed. You make good videos. Make more!

  • He's not dead. See Command.

  • @krystalarchive well i didnt see him in sf comand

  • I lost it at 1:18, lmao

  • wow krystal is ugly as shit in starfox command

    (but not as ugly as their baby)

  • True, but then again a lot of characters in Command looked ugly, I can't think of anyone other than wolf who looked cool

  • lol "and thats to say (bleep) you"

    that part made me ROTFLOL

    i also found some more you couldve used:

    "he was able to use this energy to (bleep) himself"

    "im just so sorry we didn't get much of a chance to (bleep)"

    "my sensors indicate that foxs (bleep) is rising"

    LOL!!!!!great frickin vid!!!!

  • LOL! Dia-beetus!

  • Lol I love the part with Oikonny.

  • i love 5:30! 83

  • man this video is the best! X3

  • "And thats to say @#$& you"

    RAFLMAGAO (rolling around fucking laughing my goddamn ass off)

  • Holy Shit !! That's make my week !!

  • Yeah Me 2!

  • Yeah go Zman um if any body is wondering i'm ZmanStar's Girlfriend we are sharing a account.

  • You do know you have your own account now?

  • 2:50 lol please make more!

  • "And thants to sat @#*! you." Classic! BEST PART OF THE VIDEO!

  • 8:28 to 8:41-HOLY ****! Jesus Christ, Fox!

  • "And that's to say **** you."

    LOL ! Great job ! This video is hilarious!

  • 1:46-2:20

    I always knew Snake would say something like that about Krystal! But I've played so much metal gear that I know that snake has ever even said the word crystal. How did you get him to say it?

  • Protip: I'm actually not all that bad with voice acting myself.

  • @krystalarchive sience(idk how to spell it idrc) i have heard about krystal now every time i yell my accent sounds british like krystals

  • Where did you get the clip at 0:55? I don't remember seeing that in Assault

  • BRILLIANT!!!!

    also if anyone's watched Shadow Raiders, don't ya think the Aparoid homeworld looks like the Beast planet? if another sequel comes out for these montages, PLZZZZ make a Shadow Raiders Intro parody?!?!?? I BEG OF YOU!

  • oh, and sry 2 double post, but ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! awesome job with this parody! if ur out of ideas, try finding voice actors to make the montage a bit more creative (not dissin the way u do ur shiz) last thing, u haven't used scenes from the sargrasso hideout(sp?) (sa), titania (sf64), and area 6 (sf64). HOW CAN U PARODY THE STARFOX SERIES AND NOT INCLUDE POSSIBLY THE HARDEST LEVEL FROM THE SERIES?!?!?!?!?

  • Where'd you get the pics of Katt?

  • The Japanese online comic explaining the events between SF64 and Adventures.

  • i thought it was gonna be "And thats to ***k you.

    lol

  • I predicted the "Space the final forntire" thing before it said it!! lol 5/5!!!

  • im left with one last thing to do,

    and thats to say **** you.

    You da bomb!

    To bad you run outof clips for a 3...

  • The buisness!

    AIDS!

    Shhh.

  • Oikonny: IS THAT ALL YOU FOOLS GOT?!? I'M THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE HEIR TO THE GREAT EMPEROR ANDROSS!

    Can I ask you something Andrew? Who gives a shit?

  • Falco needs attention. Fast.

  • Diabetes Refrence. Lol.

  • lololololololololol arwings and u ahhahahaha this video is so funny!!!!!!!

  • haha awome again man make anouther 1 plz:D

  • ring ring ring rin BANANA PHONE!

    i would laugh if fox said

    "WHAT DO YOU F**KING WANT?!!?!?!!?!"

  • Thanks alot for this funny awesome video, I liked it how you made it random kind of like robot chicken. I am also a fan of Starfox XD yep.

  • "Oh f**k, I almost forgot!"

    Very well improvised

  • excelent job!!!

  • Awesome.

    What is that song at the intro?

  • look at the description...

  • You have -got- to keep doing this. XP Even if you need to take a long time to do it, it is -so- worth it. As an avid member of the fandom, I really appreciate stuff like this, and I know the rest of us do too. ... Peppy's diabetes scene caught me by surprise, as did the very believable All your Base at the end (i make fun of the AYB thing and SF together all the time, but I have to say I've never thought of that specific scene- it's very believable!

  • Glad you liked it so much.

  • my emporor ive failed a barrol roll

  • lol

  • The part where you bleeped out what they said was awesome. I haven't laughed that hard for a very long time.

  • omg that funny, and the arwing and you

  • WHAT 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D "and barrel rolls!"

  • i'm sure you won't run out of ideas

  • this is pretty funny nice job!

  • i dont play the games but this was shit funny!!!

  • .....and that is to say **** you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • I nearly pissed my pants from laughter just made my day......thanks

  • greaat vid

  • im lonly falcos lips moved is sinc with the song lol.and slippy entering the arwing rotfl. thats to f*** you ha ha ha

  • The Arwings and You part was great, reminds me of the early 1900's propaganda, like "have you heard of the communists? they are evil." *sigh* propaganda is fun!

  • 05:47 I laughed a lot!! Great video.

    Btw, noob question: Wat happened to Fox and Krystal in Star Fox Command?

  • Fox forced Krystal to leave the team, fearing for her safety in one of the most blundering moves ever for a Nintendo relationship.

  • *starts cring* was soooo saaaaad! *don't take seriously, 2am, wondering aimlessly throughout the internet*

  • When my brother watched this, he said he laughed his ass off at the "My swamp" scene. lol

  • one word brillant

  • what 9000?? good one x)

  • Banana Phone and the Arwing and you is where it's at.

  • It's Mr. Krystal, guys.

  • is that your REAL last name?

    or do you just call yourself that becuase you like Krystal?

  • It's an internet alias. I'm sure you can understand... unless your real name is HELLBOYNP.

  • lol. Just wondering

  • dwight, you are amazing. i love these two videos, i dont care what anyone says.

  • DWIGHT FTW! YEAH MY BOY DWIGHT! YOU IS THE MAN! SEQUEL FTW! I LOVE YOU MAN, YOU MY BOY, THROUGH THICK AND THIN! WAY TO GO!

    -Lylat Savior

  • xD his energy level! its over 9000!

    funny montage xD

  • I laughed hard the most on the "On to business" part. XD

  • My fav is the part with the censoring, making it sound like ther starfox team talks sh**.

  • Well if you have diabetes, call medical." rofl that fit his lips and actions perfectly. Then ROB looks at him like, "What are you talking about?"

    That and the banna phone, for some reason, were hilarious.

    oh, and at 9:40 - I like fox's 'calculating' look.

  • These are always great to watch and funnny

  • This far beyond excellent! XD

    100/5 + fav'd!

  • "You're kidding right? It's *Krystal*."

    Where did you get the audio of Snake saying "Krystal"? I don't remember him saying her name in Brawl O_o;

    "This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees." "WHAT 9000!?"

    Priceless. XD

  • The "It's Krystal" was my voice. I do an okay Snake impression, don't you think?

  • "Okay" is an understatement.

    It's "BRILLIANT!" *holds up Ginness bottle*

  • Indeed. The only way I really noticed was because of because of a slight pitch change in the background noise. Your impression was pretty spot on.

  • wow,it sounds just like him,nice

  • Crazy stuff there, dude. Good job. And I'm saying that for both, having just watched both. About the only thing that really surprised me is that Numa Numa didn't make it, but I suspect I can find a Starfox Numa easily enough if I really want.

  • OMG!That...was...AWESOME!

    Its kinda like robot chicken.

    Pure awesomeness

  • LOL!!! this one's even better!!XD

  • Is this like a youtube poop or something?

  • LOL For crying out loud. My stuff predates YTP. YTP is not the only form of comedy on YouTube you know. This type of video follows the same idea as AMV Hell videos or Robot Chicken.

  • yay new vid and first view