Poem: FSM vs. IPU

[PirateTravisJohnson1]

Please dress as a pirate next time.

[houghkc]

Not a chance, this is a religious war... It will go on for centuries. Which is a shame because us pastafarians are really peace loving people.

RAmen

[anamonoke]

Just a wild thought here but would it ever be probable for the flying spaghetti monster and the invisible pink unicorn put their differences aside and become a couple?

[DrewWantsU]

RAmen!

[BlackSoulOfHeaven]

this is amazing

[BOOKgod22]

ramen

[samuelrj]

carbo deim

[Jennytheshipper]

Dude, you actually film this in the bathroom stall? Cause it kinda looks like you did...

[GegoXaren]

her horneiness will win, but what about Ceiling Cat?

has it any right to help any side of this?

[Dentarthurdent54]

I am confused.... He's joking about the source, right? FSMism was started in 2005. How could there be a poem in 1990? Unless...

RAmen!

[DreamAddict]

To clarify, I used parts of the original poem in creating this one, so my version has perhaps 25% unoriginal material. Also, I am indebted to the original for the self contradictory basis of the poem, the deaf atheist hearing, the mute atheist saying, etc.

[CommonOddity]

Awesomeness. May her glorious pinkness bless you.

[richd506]

RAmen

[mortemdei]

Great. But prais be the Flying spaghetti monster, he's cooler than that gay unicorn

[DINDRAGON]

Is she a lesbian?

[cinloykko]

i think i saw this rythmn in a bathroom stall too!!! in your defense, i though that you should have won. its a classic, it's unbeatable.

[FIERYdaemon]

great rhymes. even if they're not yours o_O

[mortuaree]

THAT IS WICKED

[eggy1980cheese]

Oh, and dreamAddict, I love this video :D Great rhymes :P

[LLPeepz13]

RAmen!

[workingclassbum]

Damn when will people learn we have to bring back pirates!

[ericmachado]

good poem!

[Greyghostvol1]

HEY!!! the FSM is real!! how dare you say such heathenistic words!?

[automaticAEV]

he hasnt been touched by FSM's noodley appendage =(

[KrispyKangaroo]

This could go on for all eternity, like trying to settle Jesus Christ's paternity!

[loweb1]

This is great! I may have to memorize it myself for some impromptu recitals, you know, like during holidays while visiting my mormon family. That way I won't feel left out when they talk about their invisible friends.

[eggy1980cheese]

I love it :D

[industreal]

"When interpersonal drama becomes a flaw in between.

The middle becomes moot. And the edges stay clean". -Antonn Styy

Tell us about Sir Antonn. ..

[bobisonthecob]

i always pronounced it dee it tees, but he pronounced day it tees, who is right?

[DreamAddict]

I majored in fake poetry accents in college, so I know that my pronounciation is correct.

[kingsize566]

It's true. And that guitar needs tuning.

[DreamAddict]

I like to keep my guitar out of tune so that it matches my voice.

[du2vye]

Brilliant! This should definatly be added to the gospel for it's truth!

[BeastAtGuitar]

This religion is HILARIOUS. How can you worship italian cuisine? Go get to know the Holy Trinity, the FSM is ridiculous.

[DreamAddict]

The Holy Trinity? You must mean the rigatoni with three meatballs, that's sacrilege! Burn heretic, burn!

[BeastAtGuitar]

Haha. I actually mean the Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit. None of which are edible. =]

[FreakAboutSims]

I eat them.

[KrispyKangaroo]

I know what the holy trinity is, God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. The FSM was the one true creator. It is completely logical. As global warming worsens, pirates decrease in numbers. Our gospel of the FSM is more relevant to our time, and makes sense. Only spaghetti can become so complex from being so simple in so little time.

[BeastAtGuitar]

Right. Thanks for that. I'd like to show you the Jesus shirt I'm wearing right now. =]

[KrispyKangaroo]

And Pastafarian doesn't want to sell you a cheap T-shirt.

[BeastAtGuitar]

There's this girl at my school who brags about her fucking FSM shirt every day.

[KrispyKangaroo]

There's this dude on Youtube who brags about his fucking Jesus T-Shirt everyday. Get to know our religion. I bet I know more about Christianity than you know about Pastafarianism.

[BeastAtGuitar]

I didn't brag about it. And I do know your "religion". It would take years to explain everything I know about Christianity. All I need to say about Pastafarianism is that it's not a real religion, it just bashes all religion in general. And I really don't feel like getting into a retarted YouTube fued. ... Jesus' name is Ted..?

[qvtpmqaimctmlcqqqas]

pfft christians cant play guitar, theyre all too gay

[BeastAtGuitar]

Thanks. Hilarious. And I'm not really that good anyway. =]

[KrispyKangaroo]

Your bible stories are "based on a true story," Noah's ark was actually a Floating Menagerie to make money, And the great flood you talk about is when Noah wet his pants.

[BeastAtGuitar]

Mmk. I really don't care what you think.

[KrispyKangaroo]

But you expect me to care what you think. Hypocrisy is the disease prominent in your religion.

[BeastAtGuitar]

I don't expect you to care what I think. You're really turning this into something it doesn't need to be. You stick to your religion, i'll stick to mine.

[KrispyKangaroo]

Sure

[automaticAEV]

can you please respect our beliefs?

[BeastAtGuitar]

Um. Sure. But KrispyKangaroo is obviously not respecting my religion. I'll respect yours though, It'd be mean not to. This religion just comes off a bit weird to me. And I've had Pastafarians tell me that the religion is just a joke because they're making fun of religion altogether.

[automaticAEV]

they havent been touched by his noodley appendage then.

[BeastAtGuitar]

Mkay.

[BizenghastGhost]

Pastanfarianism was created for the purpose of making fun of religion and show just how un-credible it can be and is. It was ever meant to be taken seriously; through by far it is the most interesting religions.

[automaticAEV]

"It would take years to explain everything I know about Christianity."

not immpressed. It would take 9 lifetimes for me to explain to you what i know about FSM just by being touched by his noodley appendage. That my freind is a true miracle

[8thgraderep]

YOU MEAN TED!!! "JESUS" NAME IS TED

[8thgraderep]

WHICH IS WHY DRESSING IN PIRATE clothing HELPS TO DECREASE WORLD TEMPERATURE!!

[Schermionie]

Brilliant. It tells the story well, though the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the clear winner.

RAmen.

[1gurel]

no! why sould we pinkers and pastafarians fight? is our goal not common? ridding the world of believers, creating a rational, atheist society (not the south park version)! As the great atheist Monty Pythonist said: "Brothers, brothers we should be striggling together!"

[DreamAddict]

I agree with this, pasta and pink must unite together to vanquish the enemy.

Remember what the prophet DreamAddict said though, "Its never too early to start arming yourself for World War IV."

[eggy1980cheese]

here here! pinkers and pastafarians unite to make the ultimate religion *insert massive cough here* adn we shall worship *another cough* in peace and harmony. *ahemandmaybebelievethatatheis­misactuallycorrectahem*

[dechha1981]

lol one of those things where you have to think about it for a second to realize it doen't make any sense.

[blackcat131]

Stripper Factory.  pwned!

[Basstasche]

that was amazing! great job, well done =) *****

[loverich]

great great :))

[DetectiveP]

Wow!

God, I wish I could rhyme like that.

And the FSM will always win anyhow. I'm sorry, I'm Pastafarian, I'm on His side :D.

[merly89]

alguien puede traducir a español,lo que dice

[lisamariefan]

Wow, that was good.

I mean that honestly, sir!

[Socialism4Ever]

L33T!

[pharmacaust]

Ramen, brother. You are clearly among the elect. Did you know that Pastafarianism has entered a new era? PDS. The break-away REAL First Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster of Platter-Deity Saints is seeking People of Faith.

[lisamariefan]

LMFAO.

[jmcgenius]

Pink and Noodley. Cheers!

[jrizzzle]

excellent job

[erinye]

Two cans of spaghetti-os to you sir! Well done Sir! FSM clearly was the winner. Clearly!

[breezeesjeb]

Superb!

[QuickestResponse]

Ahahaha. Very nice.

[PantydeLeopard]

Fabulous. =)

[DrOman5596]

*standing ovation*

[CaptainScrewdriver]

*clap*

[DreamAddict]

I appreciate all the positive comments, thanks everybody!

Props should go to imrational, I never would have come up with this except for imrational's high stakes contest.

[lennalf]

Pretty sweet poem response. I have a quick suggestion for future poetry readings; don't feel you need to stick so rigidly to putting pauses at line breaks. If you speak the lines more naturally, the rhythm of the syllables will still come across clearly and the rhymes will still be evident. Our culture is so used to hearing poems in this style that we will pick up on the structure even if it is more subtle. But sweet poem nonetheless!

[shumila]

This was really awesome! I was laughing my ass off. Thanks. *Swipes the tears of mirth out of her eyes*

All hail the IPU!

[thepoliticaldanoinc]

that was one of the funniest yet

[Pandacraft]

ipu won and the fsm cheated to survive. :P i like. ^^

[xXJADEXx7]

great man.

[benthemonkey]

uh... WHOA *head explodes*

[imrational]

Oh dude!  This rocks!