How to Compete with a Video Game for a Boyfriend's Attention

[TheHoodieBro]

shit... lets hope my wife doesn't see this...

[ploglo13]

Did you know that it has been proven that you CANNOT get truly addicted to video games. Addiction can be tested for and video game "addicts" have none to almost none of the signs of addiction. They just have poor self control, not unlike a typical sports fan.

[elson12341]

step 1: touch his dick

[admirnaruto]

Step 1: Get naked (if that doesn't work he's gay)

[shadowfang3001]

Step -1: Get naked.

[thejerkku10]

It's bad to play videogames over 20 minutes?! It's like one round of cod, or one match of nhl or not even one match in battlefield.. Wake up!!

[MrCervantesent]

If you're boyfriend is addicted to gaming, that's because you're a terrible girlfriend who's trying to act innocent and sweet when you should be fucking his brains out. Believe it or not. Then he wouldn't be on the couch 8 hours a day. So start fuckin your boyfriend......Or just play the game with him. xd

[Wanderslayer]

Audiencias

Este vídeo es más popular con:

Sexo Edad

Hombre 13-17

Hombre 18-24

Hombre 25-34

[till357951]

pshh just take off your shirt and we'll get easily distracted

[uogf]

Step1: Get naked

Step2: Fuck his brains out

[letzkidyret]

this just seems like a "how to be a crazy bitch"

[Tylerwaffleblue]

step 1: Dress as Haruhi Suzumiya

Step 2: Tie yourself up

step 3: scream

Step 4: have sex

[bluelava110]

Fuck bitches

[MsLuvU143]

STEP 1. BREAK THAT SHIT!!!

STEP 2. FUCK HIM STUPID!!!

[SubjectShot]

my heart stopped when i saw the laura croft x-x

[SpyderRyder3600]

Male 31-17

Male 18-24

Male 25-34

Seems like Howcast missed their targeted audience ever so slightly...

[GOTHICxLEPRICON]

or get in kitchen and make sanwhichs

lol oj :P

[mjcabooseblu]

0:56 WHAT. That. No. THAT is not a white lie. That lie is most definitely not white. Fuck that lie, that's not a good lie. Also? Most people who play games know how to work the internet, so that one would work for all of...zero seconds?

[kibaalberto]

if you tell a man that what ever he is doing will make his dick not work he will stop trust me I'll stop my own heart if it made my dick to stop working

[jimrocks45]

gta iv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[thatechroom]

Step 1:Be hot.

[torpedogamers2]

Im a girl, i love halo, so...

Step one get xbox360

Step two get halo reach

[frozenterror93]

@torpedogamers2 gears of war 3 will be more epic

[aerohawkproductions]

Step 1: just play the friggin video game with him.

[TheMedronhos]

play more than 20 min a day is associated to erectile Dysfunction??? what gamer would fucking belive that, ummm, maybe the ones that play wii!

[tyquerria1]

im not addicted i can stop whenever i want to..... i just dont want to.

[just42day87]

I think the guy would think skeet shooting is something different.

[shredderific1337]

fuck tomb raider.... thats the biggest rookie girl friend move ever...

[MyBeebles]

They forgot the most crucial aspect of this video. Giving up. :)

[AwesomeJake103]

Wrong.No gamer can resist their girlfriend dressed like Resident Evils Jill Valentine

[Necross1454]

Step 0: Get a girlfriend

[DaHaloman117]

@Necross1454 thats a hard one

[nikobelic25000]

thats why theres the wii.

[vingiomax]

HAHAH "SKEET" SHooting

[PanteraFarBeyond]

lol Skeet Shooting

[Specialist01xbl]

Cant get his attention?!!!! Take your top off - problem solved

[IamSupreme01]

WTF!!!????!! why do men watch this video??????

[overhool]

WHAT THE FUCK!?!

this is where my girlfriend got it from?!?

it mtf worked!

[ILoveBeingATurtle]

Just fuckin' can't compete with video games.

[raulserban27]

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Gender Age

Male 13-17

Male 18-24

Male 25-34

WTF!?!?!

[bigfoot30099]

instead of wasting the money on date shit, how about you just drop the nagging girl and buy more games ! $_$

[shadowolf45]

If your kid is addicted to video games you are screwed. Your life and their life will be ruined forever because there is no way to stop it. Oh wait. You are an adult parent. Take the games away or limit the time spent on it.

Chicks.. back off of guys playing video games. Do we fuck with you when you go shopping or watch your lame shows? Relax, we're not going to fuck the game instead of you.. I think. Bugging a guy while he is playing games will only make him start actually disliking you. Shoo!

[Delita213]

i would hate it to lose to my girlfriend in anything. ever. but i usually dont. sex. eh i have it enough to let me keep playin my game so it dont really get me off. now a challenge to do something. thatll prolly get me off. hence if she challenged me to a game of something i.e. bowling or ping pong basketball idk almost anything im not really gonna deny unless its something i beat her at ever time. and i agree games are just relaxing as fuck.

[ToonSxO]

i got to school for 8 hours then right after that i go to work for 5 hours every day of the week, when i get home i want to play some Fallout, Call of Duty or Halo idnt want this nagging shit i get all the time if you got a boyfriend and hes a gamer and he is working 12+ a day let the man kill some 12 year old kids in CoD its relaxing and all that buggin him while hes playing aint cool

[Beatriz22442]

My little son he is 6 years old and he is addicted to video games

[raulserban27]

@Beatriz22442 why do you say that

[13hellkaat]

Step one: Come in the room with nothing on.

Done.

[Sonicku]

Wow i never knew i can have life with a GF and Video games

[WebkinzAnimania43]

I love how one of the tags is obsession.

[HappyGuy00000]

shouldn't she be making sandwiching ?

[elshaketz]

Fucking Bitches, what is wrong about playing videogames?

Go and make some sandwiches.

[XxSniperRepivxX]

first girls started like the cars,bikes then started like football (soccer) then started like girls now they will start like video games... don't you see? whatever we doing girls try to copy it... lol :P girls must be a pre alpha test version of what man is..

[CityStarrzz]

@XxSniperRepivxX or rather were the alpha and get to see if all the kool stuff actually works

[inFAMOUS581]

lol who would do this!!! XD

[MegaRandomtroll]

i told my boyfriend to come see a movie with me about video games(green hornet) like the narrator told me and he said "MOVE BITCH, THEY STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE!!"

now can someone explain to me what the fuk i did wrong?!?!

[CityStarrzz]

@MegaRandomtroll stood infront of the tv during call of duty

[furiousajp]

JUST TOUCH HIS DONG.

[3ExPliZIT]

HAHA skeet..

[ravennrichards]

bitch, my world doesnt revolve around u!!! and im a girl! fuck off! i want my fucking XBox!

[Entonderloser]

i like cod ...

i still like cod ...

and so on

[espsychologist]

I wish that Howcast was still doing satire, but satire involves a fair bit of cleverness...which is not present...at all

[Insaniak15]

lol what the hell

[GronTheMighty]

Step 0 : play WITH your boyfriend, and become a hawt gamer-chick that everyone in the local netcafe or hardware pushershop will gaze at drooling! :P

step 0,5 : ???

step 3,14 : Profit!

[muzapstar]

this might work for a 12 year old.

[Dieromantic777]

Playing video games are wrong. You must get him to play bored games. Bored games are perfectly acceptable because they require less brain activity. Makes sense to me.

[jammin1033]

@Dieromantic777 bored games?... you mean board games..

[Insaniak15]

@Dieromantic777 BRAIN ACTIVITY BITCHES! Stimulating the brain with more BRAIN ACTIVITY makes your smarter, dumbfuck

[Dieromantic777]

@Insaniak15 Dude I was being sarcastic.....really....I did my best to make it obvious. Chill out will you?

[filmaholic730]

Step 1: Get him a sandwich

Step 2: See step 1

Step 3: See step 2

Step 4: Repeat step 3

Step 5: Refer to step 2

Step 6: Give him a blowjob

Step 7: Do steps 1 and 6 at the same time

DONE!

[Rvd1fy]

A true gamer doesn't have bitches.

[Nabekita]

If you have this problem, then obviously he cares more about the game than you, so just ditch that asshole.

[viewtifulblader]

0:56-1:03 is fucked up...

[filmaholic730]

@viewtifulblader I don't think that's true. At 1:02 he clearly has a boner.

[viewtifulblader]

@filmaholic730 Sorry I wasen't paying that much attention to the man, I was busy looking at the girl only. Oh sht, he's hoding a 360 controller. O_O

[Abyss192]

Step 7: perform a blowjob

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

Shouldn't this be retitled "How to Drain the Freewill Out of a Guy Who Obviously Isn't Interested In You"?

[deady366]

Step 1 :Let the guy atleast finish his mission

[espltdm251playa]

just tell her your having a herpes outbreak

[TaskMasterTech]

Step 1: leave him alone

[dingdongditch1000]

Step 1: Have big boobs; Step 2: Show them off; Step 3: Enjoy!!!

[IPI2osP3cT]

you will need: no gag reflex.

[madmiles]

Is this shit for real? Anyone who tries this is fucking retarded.

[n0s1r]

Wow... Just watched this bullshit...

If a bitch tried to train me like a dog the bitch would be gone like THAT.

Lots of vagina out there. Yours can be replaced QUITE easily.

[n0s1r]

Ok ladies, I'll give you the secret to why your boyfriend ignores you for video games.

You aren't interesting.

Beyond sex, food, and cleaning, no straight male finds a female interesting. If he says he does, it's just because he is trying to get sex, food, or cleaning out of you.

[espltdm251playa]

@n0s1r couldent of said it any better then that man \m/

[MastaKadaj]

Just play the game with him?

[babaganoosh007]

Step 1: Beat your boyfriend at his favorite game...

he will get pissed off beyond measure and wont want to play anymore, thus resulting in crazy angry sex...

[landy1337]

lol they speak like it is training a dog

[crackdaddy]

so if guy ignores girl she needs to beg for his attention... mystery would love this

[Sky1991XD]

Easy solution: Show your tits

[TheDezmona]

So... this shit is basicly

Step 1. Lie to him

Step 2. Make him do chores

Step 3. Make him play lame and boring board games

Step 4. Have sex with him...

I dont like that very much so I added one more step to make this perfect.

Step 5. Take away the 3 first steps.

[iRawrJan]

You will need to give him: weed and tits

[TheFlyingRiceBowl]

You Will Need:

Big Tits

[gmaf34]

How to Compete with a Video Game for a Boyfriend's Attention:

you will need- a mouth and his penis

step 1- give him a blow job

step 2- enjoy all the attention

[ScarsOfTheFallen]

1:12 His name is Max payne :D

[MrROFLKNIFE]

lol I liked the laura croft idea

[wss355]

wow now i know what my girlfriend is telling me is a lie

[ot2kloon]

i can resist lara croft... give me those girls from final fantasy and ill be happy

[CollinCapone]

Yeah that's real nice but, A DUDE IS NOT A FUCKING DOG DON'T FUCKING TREAT US LIKE PETS!!! SUCK MY DICK! please.

[xXMcJackerXx]

thats sooo gayy just fuck him

[kingdomfreek]

Haha, They just had to throw in Lara Croft

[DenudedNinja]

OMG, I'm going to have erectile dysfunction

[CoordinateGaming]

This is retarded and would never work. Just saying.

[yummycocacola]

1:16 "Skeet Shooting" LMFAO

[propertah]

wrooooooooooooong

[ThePhrozenPhoenix]

hahahaha this can't be serious

[Ablutophobic]

How about this, stop manipulating, and lying to your boyfriend, and ask him to something with you, if he doesn't find someone else to have fun with, or a new boyfriend.

[amammay]

u only need 2 things cod and your woman to make u a sandwich

[oiyou15]

@amammay Well you need a house, electricty, a job to pay for both, some disposable income, a tv to play cod. Clothes, somewhere to sit whilst playing. Fod so she can make a sandwhich, maybe some drink to go with it.

[Rolltide130]

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[Poundage2794]

This is dumb. Any guy in his right mind should know a girl isn't gonna stay around if he's yelling "HEADSHOT" in front of her titties. If my girlfriend wants to do something, I get off and do it with her. CoD can wait; she can't... and won't.

[DimebagAndrew]

@Poundage2794

Whipped.

I joke, Your right buddy.

[pxndxleo77]

so 1 in ten kids naaaah id say more like 9 in ten kids are addicted

[elbilletedr]

sooo wat am addicted to online games and am a girl u mad?????????

[irishguy1131]

well this vid is retarded. gals if u want to get ur boyfriend off the xbox or ps3 (if he;s playing wii he is probably gay) then just say or do something sexual. any man with a pulse will choose sex>games and once he is off u do whatever....but u should really have sex with him..or he may just go back on the game. My girlfriend has done it to me so its proven to work.

[REDRUMK1LLA]

lmao erectile disfunction????  ......right

[SlapADolphin]

pause RIGHT AT 1:10 and yell YAY IM A RETARD.

[Danicool2007]

im addicted, and i love it.

[locopuffs91]

lol skeet shooting

[KrayzKlan]

Im black. And me and my girl play Call of Booty Black Cocks and its a blast

[SomeoneWithAnOpinion]

Dressing up as a hot chick does not make you hot.

[KmpReid]

true, lara croft is hot, but putting on a lara craft costume does not make you look like lara craft

[AliceJasperfan]

fuck that play the games with him, don't be so freaking uptight!

[ShaolinViolin]

lol this has to be a joke . so fucking stupid.... using a timer and things with "bells and whistles"? wow.

[ProblmSolvd]

the thing is though, any true gamer with a girlfriend cares about both equally

or the girlfriend more than the guy (but only just)

seeing as most woman dont exactly look for a guy who plays games all day

we just find games more fun

the woman is just a way to get food without cooking, and ejaculation without a hand cramp

[disfiguredblunt]

what am i a fucking pet coz i play xbox? what is that toaster shit about man? treating him like hes 6 u patronizing bitch if i find the slag who speak on this ill slap her up with my fucking xbox

[TheOMGbeandip]

0:08-0:11 is not fucking true.

[disfiguredblunt]

@TheOMGbeandip uno this

[ruggermad]

Lol, this wouldn't work for most people

[wasupbreh]

where not fucking stupid lol

[unkownkiller]

I love how just cuz a guy plays video games it means a girl should either smash the game or leave him.. Typical stupid American people

[LtSurge659]

You shouldn't be competing for attention. You should be leaving his ass.

[oiyou15]

She only needs to do 1 thing. Take your tits out.

[metalloid94]

@oiyou15 tits or gtfo?

[oiyou15]

@metalloid94 NO, She needs to take her tits out, he isnt telling her TITS OR GTFO.

[killstreakdebates]

@oiyou15 i think the correct term is teets

[IDIYIAINIRIOISIEI]

LOL thank gawd my boyfren plays COD wit me.. if he tried that damn hard to get me off da game.. sukka would get kickd to the curb.. haha.. im jus sayin..

[Ramones1234100]

I'd get off any damn video game if some girl offers to skeet shoot ;)

[lilcheevous]

or just ask "hey wanna go someplace?"or play a game with him you might like him

[ToxicPunk00]

skeet shooting. lol

[mAg0mAN19]

LOL STOPS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION

[karcus0]

They think we wanna bang video game characters. yea.. ill just stick my dick into the tv.... ah there we go :D

[evan1005]

@karcus0 HAHA.  Hilarious man.

[oiyou15]

@karcus0 Fucking jokes mate.

[franielrocks]

ill try some skeet shooting :D

[tmart85]

@franielrocks haha yeah skeet shooting all over lara crofts face

[crazykoolmonkeykid23]

Imm Fllagiing this ShIT

[GMTecano]

Step 1:

Show tits

[avataz]

@GMTecano Seriously

[M3ssageT4k3n]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh­ahahahahahahhahaha they did an acted episode! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh­ahahahahahahhahaha

[Reds15OO]

20 min. a day? thats one map on SOCOM..if you're lucky..

[zakkwylde89]

I'm a guy.... I like games but I could never EVER!!! compare a game to a girlfriend....

Thats just messed up.......

[DBxSnowman]

@zakkwylde89 I know, right? The game is obviously better.

[Gir77661]

In order for me to believe that idiot statement that video games lead to erectile dysfunction, I would need a shitload of proof.

[Andreas0047]

This is why I am gay.

[14sJakeB190]

HERE IS A BETTER IDEA!

Girls: step 1.

LEARN how to fucking PLAY VIDEO GAMES!

[Dman761]

@14sJakeB190 nicely put

[KINGCLANXBOXLIVE]

i loled when they said "Skeet shooting"

[PartialMathers10]

Wrong. I'm a firm believer of multi tasking. teach her how to play. than you can noobs and occupy your gfriend at the same time. win-win situation. 

[PoliticalDisaster]

Thumbs up with you got erectile dis-function from playing video games!

[DrewisBallerrr]

AND For The Men On :

Keeping that BITCH in line, you will need :

1) Sammich Meat

2) Bread

3) Cheese

4) Flavored Condoms

5) A Shock Collar (YOU STAY IN THE KITCHEN...good girl.)

[Dman761]

@DrewisBallerrr lmao

[ArAb0ii]

WTF?? time someone making their bed??

[commfg23]

did she say SKEET SHOOTING?!?!?!? XD wtf

[2scope2]

you will need: no clothes

[jammin1033]

if u want his attention while he's playing games make him a sammich

[PinkJuneBabe]

hahahaah. vibrator @ :45 and skeet shooting at 1:20 xD

[soniaG187]

oh dear god why do all of that just give hima blow job

[thunderdzan]

yeah its called a blow job