I Guess You'll Do

[paconeddie]

I have a date with my gf right now i dont htink im going to show up now lol

[rc1650]

I loved this

[51lodb]

Pay attention guys. Art imitates life

[joseoaxa]

I like that life halllll ya. { love sex so much}

[robeartoe416]

wow what a boring life she aspires to.

[TheSugarRushRsmv]

am i the only one tht thinsk this is hillarious>?

[MrKatanaKid]

Fuck this; I hope this isn't what's waiting for me.

[starrfish91]

This just made me really sad...

[SoRusted]

such life sounds overwhelming.

[muffigw]

Am I the only one reading comments during the add?

[skankage]

this always makes me feel better when i feel like crap because all my friends are married, pregnant, or completing other exciting milestones in their life that come with having a mate.

[040181991]

@skankage same here lol

[KX7880]

Its kind of spooky how true to life this video really is. If you don't believe me, just you wait and see. Sooner or later we'll all cross several of these similar "thresholds". Best of luck to everyone who chooses to make this journey eventually!

[emceewhiterabbit]

@KX7880 if this video is true to your life then i truly do not envy you

[EvilSeedlet]

Yeah, if my boyfriend and I get married it will be because of practical reasons, like taxes and insurance. We have been together for 4 years but we have NO delusions about "true love forever," we both know there's a massive possibility we may one day grow apart, and that's OK.

[Sabhalta]

i will not be the female :)

[shutinanxiety]

i'll pick up Kate Micucci at 8 for sure!

[octobernights313]

this makes me not want to get married.... and i'm a girl O.o

[DasFork]

Bitch full of herself.

[banksy7300]

HELL no.

[Knepperify1]

Actually this describes only what White, Middle-Class, North American, College Educated Women have as attitudes, but other than that minor quibble it is spot-on perfect.

On the other hand I think I will travel the world, date Asians and acquire currency and precious metals...

[secretstream4]

sounds like such a sad fucking life, i'm never getting married

[thekingflatland]

And this is why I refuse to be married

[MrJowee]

@thekingflatland Same, and I ride flatland.

[ChipArgyle]

Well if that doesn't make a guy want to put a bullet in his brain, I don't know what would.

[heartsutra123]

girls are scary . . . eom

[xnorrskenx]

history of middle-class society in 4 minutes. good

[roryphelan]

I want to blow my brains out after this.

[IrishKillU]

fuck the 48 hour challenge

[ShadowBlade360x]

Did anyone notice @ 2:45 - 2:48 the month september is changed to pregtember? o.O... and at the middle of the calendar it says sex about 3 times?.. damn i guess girls are scary.. x.x

[Nickjaa]

@ShadowBlade360x yes. it was in the video, so we noticed it.

[ShadowBlade360x]

Now i know whut the term "you'll do" means.. lol

[smashlee4]

"there will be several dogs"

No there won't, I have one dog, she is more important than you, you can't change that so get over it

[hobbesdcc]

Well, if you say it like that.

[SpiritualSearcher]

Excellent! Well done.

[MissHorrorshow666]

Hmmm...I'm thinking of calling it quits with my boyfriend, but I hate to be the one who ends the relationship. Mebbie I'll just send him a link to this vid with the message, "This could be US, pumpkin! <3 <3 <3"

[DurraniMohammad]

@MissHorrorshow666 Youre horrible, but oddly, its cute.

[Tharumus]

@MissHorrorshow666 I'm sure that would work! This video is terrifying! 

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

Did I say "whom" remain single? Silly me, with my occasional typos.

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

You are the reason that men whom remain single choose to remain single.

[budda8you]

plot twist: god made you ugly

[460cc]

if your a man disliking is ok for this video

[MadameNunyaBisnus]

This is my greatest fear.

[mjettp85]

@MadameNunyaBisnus LMFAO

[a66i]

Life isn't like that anymore. When the man turns 50 and his mid-life crisis begins and his wife is too old for him, he will get himself a new sports car and an 18-year old girlfriend. The divorce is of course inevitable. The 18 year old girl will reintroduce the man to marijuana. The man becomes a stoner and therefore will lose his job within the year. He will have to sell his sports car to pay his bills and afford weed. His girlfriend will dump him because he got rid of his car.

Continue...

[ezodragon]

@a66i pft, no

[idlewild]

The only thing I like about this video: "There will be several dogs."

[rzr82]

Fuck marriage, it's pointless. My girlfriend feels the same way, thank the spaghetti monster.

[BeyondWrittenWords]

It's ok

[choycalicious]

Everyone, realize it's not just females who settle for this life. it's guys, too; it would be hard to make a video like this without some point of view, and it just happened to be the female.

[FaceyFaceFaceTV]

My lonelyness just became much more of a posative thing...

[ashesawful]

@FaceyFaceFaceTV loneliness* positive* Since you spend so much time alone maybe you should spend some time learning stuff.

[treaps]

omg im gonna quit life

[vegeto987]

...

[LOLgirl1020]

That depressed me ._. I'm gonna watch asdf... Laughing about stickmens... But why is this sooooo damn true?! -.-

[eyeofthetiger1]

This easily has to be one of the most brilliant youtube videos i've ever seen

[040181991]

disregard females, acquire currency

[Riku1135]

Yet, the movment of her mamary glands brings you forth to her cortyard.

[KodoichiKumori]

amazing. fuck my life that my girlfriend meets this criteria.

[ecmartz]

Looks like I'm never getting married

[Akamatsuki]

DAM GIRL... U SCARY!

[Godsjudgement12]

im never getting married.....this video has created a marriage phobia in me

[alexestla]

This is how 1 mariage out of two ends, the other half get divorced!

[nowthatsurban]

This is depressing as shit. And oh so true.

[109Chrome109]

Well, that was depressing. I'ma go watch my little pony or something now.

[XnadezhedaX]

...This is why I'm glad I'm strange :D

Either have a life worth living, or don't bother living.

[SomethingRules]

@XnadezhedaX damn son, you so strange you call yourself "XsomethingorotherX", use emoticons like ":D" and post youtube comments about how strange you are!!!!

that's so hella strange!!!!!!!

[DeafEmily]

A simple request, could annotation/subtitle/captioning be added? It's for the Deaf folks like me. Thanks!

[has0470]

Eh. Some people are so afraid of being typical they just become a different form of typical. Cynicism is not unique or special either.

[lifehound1]

There are girls like this.

meet them early so that hopefully they will only ruin those years of your life.

[MaddenMan888]

also, how did they not cast you for GLaDoS in portal?

[MaddenMan888]

what the fuck happened to you?!

[Subzerobebumpin]

bah this video is stupid this is not life, life is what you think life is if you think having this kind of life for you that's life if you think having a crazy time at a mansion and wake up in a barn with a horse licking ice cream of your belly then that's life to you life is a story which you can change at any time at any place and as long as you live that you'll be the main character. Jesus wtf are with these kind's of people being depressed saying this is what life is -.-

[Zergling29]

@Subzerobebumpin So if life is what you make of it, can you imagine yourself taking English classes anytime soon? Holy fuck I'd give you a thousand dollars to form one articulate sentence.

[pallorandcyanism]

This scared the RELATIONSHIP out of me X(

[ace4401]

i think im gonna cry

[benjit06]

man that is kind of depressing and scary. Thank god there is more to life, you have have to go get it.

[lucieprince99]

it all does seem pretty pointless when it's made into a 4 minute 40 second cartoon. luckily, life isn't a 4 minute 40 second cartoon.

[Enderschoice]

"Hey. Would you like to grow old and disgusting with me?"

I just saved you 4:40 of your time.

[BackpackBlog]

I just started dating someone and this just kinda gave me a boot in the ass. xD

[tigerslilly29]

It's amazing how accurate this is. It's also amazing how absolutely none of this has ever appealed to me.

[napalmfred]

WOO HOO, SANDWICHES!!!

[whos0your0penguin]

no. I refuse to be the "you" in this story. I will not pick you up at 8.

[ensta2]

@whos0your0penguin You have no choice in the matter. Your penis is telling you to pick her up at 8, and the other head can't be ignored.

[MonkeyJazz75]

*puts gun in mouth*

[iamblackthorne]

I could never understand why women place so much importance on marriage and breeding like rabbits. It seems like death to me... and I'm a woman. Some of the guys who posted here are right... it seems all the women want is the sperm and the wallet. But I can also say it seems all the men want is a live-in maid and sperm receptacle.

[furrykindred]

@iamblackthorne That's a little bit skeptical isn't it? I mean, contrary to popular belief, all we really want is a maid. If it's a maid with benefits then all the better but it's not essential, we can deal with that bit ourselves if needs be.

Sometimes I'm really glad I'm gay. At least then the whole thing gets broken up by arguments about who's going to *be* the maid.

[midnightfury]

Holy... crap...

[Kate453]

I'm afraid of such predictable life. It did a big impression on me.

[Robifeelgood]

what the bleep :)) ?

[aedramin]

This is a beautiful and inspiring video that brought warmth to my heart. Such a brilliant innterpretation of life and its hidden meanings and it released a cacophany of feelings within my soul that has caused me to review my liife choices and caused me to want to make the most out of my life. NOT. This is utter crap. SO depressing I couldn't even laugh at ladder goat. Good day sir.

[bradyu3]

Damn, depressing ....



[sxcpinkbabe]

pregtember LOL

[oliverh72]

We will have unremarkable grandchildren!!

Truer words have never been spoken.

[thelowmax]

That girl would be amazed when I simultaneously pull out of her vagina and her life.

[SilkyTP]

I doubt you'll ever realize how much this video has impacted the lives of others. Thank you for this

[redz285]

Don't know why this video is having people get depressed.. don't live life this way. Live it the way you enjoy. People think I'm selfish. But it's your only life you live. Marriage is and always has been unnecessary. There shouldn't have to be a contract involved in love whatsoever.

[bayonetsluts]

@redz285 marriage isnt about love.. its about women getting access to a mans sperm and his wallet..

[flamingkitten1]

this was super informative and i've decided to base my life of this.

[TFWC88]

very few women choose not to have children and explore life instead. Conformity is the norm. Most people think it's comfy to do what others have done, or, allow themselves to be deluded into false happiness of the path others have walked before them. If you can be whatever you make yourself, then do so, and do it with conviction

[vlegeltje]

But if all men think that women past 26 but before 30 have this approach to life, no wonder it's hard to get a date!

[embracingreality]

DEPRESSED LADIES?

This video is rather predictable after 10 seconds, anything can be trivialized including higher thinking, book writing or travel but the comments posted here, mostly by idealistic women, are amusing. MOST of life is mundane for everyone and most men realize that at least sub-conciously. Did you know that nearly 1 out of 2 women deal with depression? Far more than men. Why? It's the fairytales.. The ones you still believe in. Doubt it?

Never mind, go watch "Twilight" again.

[TFWC88]

@embracingreality By promoting the idea that "most of life is mundane for everyone" you may actually be helping people not try harder. The movers and shakers of the world follow their own path. Not everyone can be a mover and shaker, but you can get a bit closer to them on the spectrum. And you don't need to start your own company or write books to do it.

[embracingreality]

@TFWC88 As it happens I'm quite successful myself at least in as much as I'm young and nearly financially independent (could retire). I still know that most of the hours I spend in life are in fact mundane, as they are for everyone. I'm not embracing negativity but neither am I in denial of reality much of which is quite mundane and even genuinely negative, its still reality. If you define "movers and shakers" as so positive they deny reality they can have that. It always catches up to them.

[SexToyGoddess]

@TFWC88 right the hell on!!!!!!! <3

[TFWC88]

@SexToyGoddess Right on my friend! Never ever settle for mediocrity! Only you can guide, heal, and reinvent yourself! <3

[KardKaper]

@TFWC88

I take it you're under 30? Funny thing is when you get older it doesn't feel like 'settling'. It feels like signing a contract with someone for the benefit of our future happiness. Not for 'true love' or finding your 'perfect match' but for someone you can stave off loneliness with.

[Dalareaux]

LMFAO! Here's to being spontaneous!

[Burb1309]

Thats scary..

[Zweihorne]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



[benedictraynes]

Nice, kills me inside a little bit...

[Obtuzo]

nice.

[sskkaatterr]

damn, i dont wanna get married now

[Yetze]

depressing...

[GazRockK]

4:04 .. WHAT is THAT ?

4:18 .. she has two :D

(whatever that is.. near the foot of the coffin.)

[mopoc7]

Jesus fuck! Girls are scary!

[animeloverryan85]

And my ex wondered why I did NOT want to get married...Whats strange is that she's from Vietnam, but I guess 10 years of her living here has changed the way she thinks, then again she has bitched at me a few times how I'm not like her family.

[eatbliss]

I've seen some of your other work, and I enjoy your intellectually honest brand of humor, but this one is sure to be a future classic, in the likes of Bruce's 'Thank You Masked man'. You are brilliant writer, and performer, and I'm expecting to see many more great things coming from you. Please, don't do the stupid "brilliant young comedian dies at xx from xxx''. Not implying you are even into 'xxx', but you know what I'm saying. Brilliance and success often go together like p-nut butter n Tuna

[miinouche36]

This is the saddest/most pathetic thing I've ever seen.

God am I happy to be a freak.

[of7flames]

you can pick me up at 8.

[bigpipestyle]

foreveralone.jpg

feelsgoodman.jpg

[SparrowSteve]

@bigpipestyle >using memes on youtube

wut

[wpavlik2]

This is great!

[addisonscout]

WHAT THE HELL, that just took the joy out of life, i may go hang myself now.

[thegradschooldropout]

This video just makes me love my wife and my life all the more.

Don't settle for a life (or spouse) that doesn't set your world on fire. If you do then you have no one to blame but yourself.

[Jitpring]

Utterly dismal. Yet I'm glad to see an implicit rejection of the myth of progress and its wretched chronological snobbery. So very few today are not chronological snobs.

[emowillsth]

shit :L i proposed to my girlfriend on new years eve spent loads on the ring and then she split up with me a month later :L Dx

[westcoastwithit]

what about the part where they get divorced?? i could barely stand her voice for 5 minutes.. yikes

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

indeed this love and marriage thing makes people stupid love is made up fact friendship last longer also family theres more 2 life then that

all girls think about marriage is fucking stupid realy

[PurrfectPeach]

@FIGHTFANNERD3 Not everyone is like this, you know. I want to get married and have kids, but I am also a graduate student and plan to work. I *do* want to travel the world, write a great book, etc. However, not everyone has the money or talent to do this, whereas a happy family is achievable for anyone who puts effort into it.

[rayblack2004]

@FIGHTFANNERD3 thats true. I guess friendships last longer cuz u are not living with them 24/7

[Bernabee]

@FIGHTFANNERD3

Funny...you know a guy wrote this...maybe guys think that all girls think about is marriage...

[animegirl929]

Um....WHAT?

[nochokin]

damn

[helix1234]

Hi i am single, I live for 50 more years and I die.

[rayblack2004]

wow, in America it must b so easy to move out...

[AvoZilla]

@rayblack2004

You're from England you should know the language English. b is not a word, it is a letter.

Now that I'm done being a douche bag, your comment made no sense to me. This video only made it sound hard. Also prepare your anus its like this everywhere.

[rayblack2004]

@AvoZilla thanks for confirming that. Nice to know everywhere is badly hit.

[Monkomatic]

@rayblack2004 Wow. You don't want to base a theory like that on this. Because really. It is not.

[rayblack2004]

@Monkomatic oh, ok. I was really just gathering advice. Im 26 and moving out in London is impossible since I earn so little, and Ive seen the horrors of renting. Its an issue that really bugs me.

[CrunchyCrunchyK]

The author forgot to include the part where she gets fat.

[greatwolf7]

@CrunchyCrunchyK and when the dogs die



[jrd267]

@CrunchyCrunchyK I think its implied after the pregnancy. There isnt any rewind button strong enough after that.

[gobshite09]

holy......fuck.....

[EyMeng]

That's why you get rich

[AceOfHeart2012]

Moral of the story? Men, don't EVER get married. I was waiting for the guy to say: "SHUT THE F**K UP!!!" Like the 'hotforwords' girl on the right. She gets the views because men love boobies. (Even fake ones...) Yeah she looks good. Damn good in fact, but I guarantee she'd drive me nuts within 20 minutes after she started talking. Unless that's not her real accent in which case I'd give it 25 minutes.

[ali1278]

wow makes single seem good

[Individualism101]

Life is what you make of it.

[jcasetnl]

@Individualism101 The point of the video is to show people generally don't make much of it.

[miinouche36]

@Individualism101 it's just sad that a lot of people settle for a "normal" life

[aaustinvaughn1]

@Individualism101 No, it really isn't. It really fucking isn't.

[Individualism101]

@aaustinvaughn1 that bad huh?

[shootifyoucan]

SMH!

[Lazerscythe]

I like the fact that Religion had no affect on their lives yet they ended up exactly the same, 6 feet under.

[AnimeGamerGirl97]

now this isnt the most bluntly way of saying ur entire life to a person

but this is: U will die

[digitalwhales]

lol pregtember

[STHanson08]

this is the greatest thing on youtube.

thank you for making my life less boring. and less relate-able to this video.

[DeePhlat]

I'm not sure what sex is, but i rolled around on a girl for a while and she didn't look happy.

[Dudo98]

You will die of heart failure.

I'd be like...Wow...

[koreanwutard]

hilarious!!  funny stuff...

[azbrc1984]

If your life is actually this boring and drab, you should probably just end yourself now to get it over with asap.

[DeadSleepers]

@azbrc1984 Marriage is boring and drab.

[alondrasp]

Hehehe, I have the best of two worlds. I married a great guy but decided to NOT have kids. Not getting tied down with kids and finding someone compatible is the way to go to have a rewarding relationship. No matter how great relationships are, they always change after kids come.

We are traveling the world and enjoying life. $ex is enjoyable, we exercise frequently, and we will not be living precariously through our kids, WE will be the ones living the life!

[Valtyful]

@alondrasp - have any sister that thinks like you?

[lalittl]

@alondrasp until you're old and have no one to care for either of you. you'll be a burden to the rest of your family and friends.

[alondrasp]

@lalittl Bringing a human to this world just so that you have your own personal maid/slave in your old age is extremely SELFISH, and a gamble. By not having kids, I'm able to put aside money for retirement, and I'm not counting on social security. You are the ones that are going to be a burden to your family, just because you are relying on them.

@lalittl What about all the parents in nursing homes whose children never visit them? What if your children die before you? Not all people livi