DRUNK VLOG

[TheScooter1959]

WTF!!!!!!1 both top commetns are about the exact same thing. 2012 IS REAL!

[TheFayeHTID]

"It tastes like carpet, which is good"

Lmfao. How drunk was you?!?

[EpicMegaMatt]

'THE DRUNKEN BEER FESTIVAL' My Latest Video check it out =]

[Kiokaki1]

Does gabe have a youtube channel? if yes, what is it?

[icollectusernames]

cornhole!



[Bisby219]

Videobombing sucks!

[manutza19]

i like that you acting like you're drunk.Try to drink and get drunk and after that record yourself !

[lolalulabell]

:D Gabe looks so young and cute!!!

[HermionyGranger]

Is it just me, or is Gabe seriously attractive?

[wiserguyer]

Those ladys want you !

[DeathToAllButMental]

Oh my God! You can totally tell he's tipsy! :L

[Smhawk100]

Wow, Toby is quite the lady's man when he's under the influence ;p

[imaCharlielover65]

I freaking love that game xD

[tobythekingcharles]

this is just Toby pickin up some chicks xD

[TheClawdeen34]

Toby:WAAAAT?!WAT!

Gabe:WE WON!

Toby:oh..

Me:DERP

[LifeChangingVidsInc]

Gabe is hot. Toby is cute. Threesome?

[Rawklorrd]

Your drunk blog appeared on my vlogs related videos. JOY.

[Alkalineer]

how can he be drunk? thats non alchoholic...

[kittysaurusRAWR]

I want you toby... awk

[psychopanda11]

drunkbuscus 

[XxBatguyxX]

Is it just me or did it look like he was going to smash his glass on the ground at 4:43?

[CallixiaDewan]

''You're underage ... most of you. Right?''

Yes we are Tobias, yes we are. >:3

[LilMissKoriJay]

love this :) you should do more drunk vlogs i reckon :) xxx

[JMSk3ddy]

Washers = awesome

[0hereitis]

That's Gabe-uscus? cool

[0hereitis]

alcohol's a depressant right? Cuz this is calm for him

[JcLoverdude]

Haha dude ur sooo drunk

[alliesuhshine]

Steven did it!

[emerald951]

super-add haha :)

[lizardchannle]

no kidding hehaha

[MorganCB333]

Toby, I have one question about this video... how do you know what carpet tastes like??? :D

[FGSA10upitcher]

Toby sounds gay when he's drunk lol

[olternaut]

How can you all tell when Tobuscus is drunk or not? Doesn't he act like this all the time?

[TheDWJProductions]

@olternaut That or he drinks before every video. He must have a colon of alcoholic safety.

[baddison52]

It's called cornhole

[seamusfan18]

Wow this time I actually sneezed

[787tyler]

gabe is drunk... looks like it :P 

[japanfilipino]

Lol its GABE-USCUS... (There's a pause...)

[SWIMcutCHAMPION]

GAYBUSCUS!!!!!



[Sitruc121]

Its not washers, its cornhole!!

[Dbzlover1011]

i cant tell if Toby is drunk or if hes acting like himself

[LessthanatVideos]

What? NOO! Oh you're on my team. YESS! What's this game called? XD Gotta love drunkbuscus.

[theamazinghairball]

Lol @ how Toby wears a Tobuscus shirt to a drinking event

[jackmcd277]

where is she from

[ape671]

Epicbuscus.

[msblueisback]

The face @ 5:34 = priceless :D get some sleep Toby.

[marraboo98]

Awwww toby never found out what day it was :(

[Saoirsexlovesxglee]

Its not any different

[ShadowAngelAndi1216]

@TheMaliciousStorm Haha I don't know then I'm just as confused as you are! The world may never know~ and it's fine I understand!~ My brother and I are starting to do the same as well lol It's fun. :]

[brie849black]

Toby is a magnet for hot friends.....example- Gabe. Of course toby is the hottest. :3

[PinkSugars99]

Oh how I love you tobuscus.....

[BoredomOfTheFinest]

Drunkbuscus

[bobflorence456]

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I have wheels on my shoes!"

[955jenna]

niceville hugh school has purty good cross country team

[viktorsjogren]

"This is non-alcoholic, my brain is just slow naturally."

I'm gonna use that!

[balloonparty100]

he can't be drunk hes always like this....

[Takes3ToParty]

5:30 Duckface Win

[mesuhlikemusic]

Taylor Laughtner Buscus!

[mesuhlikemusic]

Lol omg.. It tastes kinda like, carpet..

[talentscoutsusan]

I agree totally!

[OHHEMEGEE]

haha i love drunk Toby!! haha

[101587andrea]

@OHHEMEGEE Of coures Brittnay likes alcoholic toby. lol

[qwertyvamp1029]

Mmmmm...gabe is YuUuUmMmMy!

[YeahCarlPrductions]

That seems like the most hilarious place in the world to be

[ShadowAngelAndi1216]

HOLY CRAP! Toby's from Niceville, FL! That's city is like 5 mins away from me if you go over a bridge! xD That is soooo awesome!<3

[TheMaliciousStorm]

@ShadowAngelAndi1216 What?! I thought he was from Mississippi! If he's from Niceville, I have family that lives there which mean...I CAN MEET TOBY YEAAAAAAH! Anyways...if you can't tell I watched too many of his videos..-_- now I'm talking like him.

[Callaru]

When drinking alcohol, it usually isn't good to have your age questioned, Toby! XD

[loveonlymyxself]

Toby + Gabe = ultra orgasm! :D

[insanegamer903]

Fuck yeah! FLORIDA!

[hawaiianFencer]

That poor lady is so confused

[aWeSoMeNeS1998]

4:40 the coolest thing the world

[morgiporgi333]

GABUSCUS!

[loveonlymyxself]

so...gabe is hot :3

[TheDeardeer123]

Gabe: YES!

Toby: NOOOO!

Gabe: We won!

Toby: ohhh you're on my team! YES!.... what's this game called?

XD XD XD

[SeaBiscuit147]

GABUSCUS

[MattyAndaGinger]

Death to bullshitting sluts!!!

[Romanlieutenant19]

"I have super ADD." Liar Toby is liar. It's obviously ADHD...

[ramenoodles101]

Was Toby reaally drunk? To me he sounded natural.

[Doitsu1313]

Toby's 12 and has an imaginary friend named Steven that he talks 2 even when he is drunk

[appelvlog]

I love Toby. When he's drunk, even more.

[Tom84xx]

wasted toby=amazing XD

[abyssoffortitude]

Do people stare at Gabe when you all are out in public? He has one of those faces that I would gaze upon. jus sayin'. X}

[abyssoffortitude]

Toby I may be either the same as or older than your age, yet currently I am NOT drinking a beer.

[TweetyAffect]

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Female 13-17

Male 13-17

Male 18-24

[irishbeardhaver]

When I say america drunk it sounds like europe too

[leTreadmill]

If you look in the sky behind Toby at around 4:25, you can clearly see a Nether Portal.

[MarkJohansen123]

@leTreadmill He got green shirt like steve LOL

[117starpower]

@leTreadmill lets.go.to.NETHER!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yggdrasill4]

Lol those two bitches you met at the beginning were insecure with your reactions from what I am picking up from their several insults towards you, least you didn't dwelved into their uglification and chalantly shoe-wheeled outa their shitzone of shitness :)

[Sutinennn]

Look at gabe 5:18 Hahaha :D

[JeansForLife]

look what toby bought with his youtube money.. praaaada sunglasses

[Jeffydomer]

Toby is an annoying drunk.

[CCPEACEoriginal]

Toby is drunk during every one of his videos i realise that now

[NaimadNaimadNaimad]

HE KEPT HIS SHIRT ON¡¡¡

[HylNuxx]

Gabuscus =D

[Luger718A1]

that girl wants your penis

[AzzyMcQuazar]

HE BUILT STEPHEN?!?!

[CottonMickey]

Gabuscus looks like Taylor Lautner except for parts of his face o.o

[CottonMickey]

Ga us us

[cutmymilk101390]

I love how his finger stumbles on its way to the lens XD

[malalalalory]

GABUSCUS

[StraightGamer1]

this is maybe the best vlog i've seen yet.

[Gatorsrule213]

Niceville.....all of my family lives in Niceville

[Dannyweb4]

Aww he never figured out what day it is

[punchbuggy981]

Lol I luv His vlogs

[rosietao15]

i love just playing Toby's videos on repeat when i have a cold. =]

[VampireCookiePawz]

Hey toby,I SEE OLD PEOPLE

[zygo6000]

pozytywny :D

[kareenbean09]

that bitch in the back. smh

[RyanL9000]

tobuscus wha.. what you doing flirting with them girls

[Infamousking27]

@RyanL9000 intro of darkness redness and whiteness

[WeirdKidsVlog]

Washers? In Ohio we call it Cornhole

[FREDLOVER9710]

2:38  GABE-USCUS! see what i did there gabe? instead of gabeuscus which is mispronounced gay-buscus i said it right.... your welcome :3

[ieatshyuu7888]

where i live in florida its full of old people too!!!

[xXStUsMiLeYXx]

@rosietao15 he did them O.o

[XBossDos]

I think he's drunk

[MusicLuver093]

Haha when you're drunk your true self comes out, Toby is the same as always here so you know he's always himself in his vlogs

[BrittyFuller]

lmao, look at the tags

[LPSgal10]

lol toby is the exact same sober lol

[Brads1star]

Awh, Gabe before he became Gabuscus. so cool to see they're really close :) <3

[Cenileuqcaj]

i just lost The Game

[xoLivingTheDreamxo]

1:46 I am Toby Tobuscus Joe Turner and I approve this vlog. :D

[TheNygirl69]

wow that women is annoying trying to flirt wih you ewww aha

[meehore]

"How do I know Steven? I built him" WHAT?! STEVEN IS A ROBOT?!

[FourVidsgaming]

Gabe is soo drunk

[TomReedCarey]

hahaahha im from Hell, Michigan

[JessxCanxFly]

Nothing coming out of his mouth is making sense.... O.o

[princesscutiepie422]

isn't gabe gabuscus??

[dedlyie2003]

I hate you!!

[VillaG6]

His face when he says yes is hilarious

[iicarllly]

Hanger 24.! Thats by my house.[:

[bertvedder1977]

I think this guy is a typical annoying American! Not funny at all!

[dimepia123]

@bertvedder1977 my thoughts exactly.

[MsJbsgf]

He's so drunk

[Deathfromtheright]

NO TOBY STOP!, THEY'RE GETTING DRUNK OFF UR AWESOMENESS!!!!

[SolidVichoPSN]

0:36

Toby:What are you drinking girl?

Girl:Number 7

Toby:Number 7! (LOLZ)

1:07

Toby:You think im a actor? Should be for the glasses

GirlYou are an actor?

1:27

GirlYou are eleven?

Me in the computer:WTF THAT GIRL WAS DRUNKED WHEN SHE HAS 11 O.O"

[RememberTheVault101]

DRUNKBUSCUS!

[BooScaredYu]

Hes still wearing his Adult heelys :']

[kinkyslinky21]

By far one of his best lazy vlogs!

[TheLexieFTW]

GABUSCUS!!!!

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

Bromance

[DarthCater]

anybody else get a hey toby call me ad?

[567avril]

Toby. Go to Frontier City in Oklahoma on March 5. Stand as near to the entrance as you can. Stay on the LEFT of the entrance.

I will find you.

And hug you.

And marry you <3 :D

[happiehtoast]

@567avril videotape the marriage, please? :D

[567avril]

@happiehtoast I WILL. :D

And I'll invite every YouTube Star ^.^

iJustine

Fred (maybe :P)

Smosh

ShayTard

Computernerd01

etc :)

[WheresFluffy13]

Eheheheheheheh his face at 5:34 is hothothohtothohtohtohtohtothoh­tothothothtohtohot

[music4life4262]

I'm underage.

[Rachuscus]

Oh. My. God.

I love this, SO MUCH.

"*thousand yard stare* I'm having... the number 7..." I bet you are, girl-who-was-lucky-enough-to-f­east-their-eyes-upon-the-real-­life-Toby-Turner. I bet you are.

[MsSupermacfan]

hes 11 !!! im 10 HELL YEA!

[MrXboxHKR]

@darkiscoolz  it was in the video u dumbfuck.

[VRotberg]

Washers is a wonderful game. Gabriel is hothothothothot

[Vlad15Y]

im not underage in Germany ;)

[MrXboxHKR]

your 11 years old :/ nah im 12 omfg i love this guy :D

[ohHEYitsRegan]

This is the very first Toby video I ever saw. I don't know how I stumbled upon it, but I'm so glad I did.

[rosietao15]

Toby is absolutely no different drunk than he is sober. interesting.

[2badimcool]

@rosietao15 I'm pretty sure hes just drunk in all of his videos

[rosietao15]

@2badimcool ha! XD maybe!

[ydkiscool]

blank washers



[FerKing9]

Nothing ever distracts me from Toby...except Gabe. Hothothothothothot...

[yolor7]

I bet that same day in this video, he got laid.

[UninspiredFilm5]

I do believe this is the first time we meet Gabeuscus. The beginning of a beautiful friendship. Love ya, Jacob!

[ragers000]

is he truly drunk??

[bellaXedward92298]

ITS CORNHOLE OR BAGS NOT WASHERS!!!

[JoshGoldie]

TOBY SHOULD BE THE PRESENTER FOR RUDE TUBE!

[koookeeez]

toby, I <3 you

[missyjellyfish]

what NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 'toby, we win!' oh wait, you're on my team? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

[AnthonyMarkMoore]

thought he said she has boobs xD

[OllyGaming]

Toby was drinking on my birthday, coincedence I THINK NOT

[rodeletters]

Drunk Toby isn't very different from sober Toby....

[McHernadeza]

Hmmmmmm i drink shandy most of time.

[RyRyanC]

I hope that truck wasn't drink driving.

[dougnixon6464]

thats a GOOD choice truck hahah

[zombiekid16]

this made me laugh 4:33

[nintendude008]

I'm 12 to Toby!We should hang out sometime.