The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

[Hauntedman1]

Right white bitch give me some Chong Chong...!

[paxpacis2]

Ditto!

[pianogamer5]

I HATE it when people fart in my office!!

[gmtom19]

What about, Luke i am your father!! that is like the cheesiest line of all time.

[MrShway88]

There are not chessy lines in The Lord of the Rings.

[Calidaguitar]

I was expecting to see every line from every Leonardo Dicaprio film. Disapointment.

[TheWhitewolf789]

I've come here.....to watch this youtube video and make unorignal comments......and I'm all out of unorignal comments. So i'll continue watching the video, have a nice. :D

[clikcerticker]

"im the juggernaut bitch!" is cheesy?? come on that was awesome. dont you know who the fuck he his? you must not know who he is. he's the juggernaut bitch and he'll hit you with your own pimp! and beat the shit out ya

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

dude, you just had to put LOTR in there, did u?

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

dayum, Natalie Portman, she's such a cheese.

[DarknessRises]

IM SORRY WILSON!!!!!

[kjayko1]

Duke Nukem FTW! It is time to kick ass qnd che bubble gum, and damn it, im all out of gum!

[xJseex]

It was murder... And somebody's responsible!

[Project51213]

They're eating her!......then they're gonna eat me..

WTF!...lol

[Anunbis777]

Are you some special force guy or something??

Segal: Noo..I'm just a cook hahaahhahahhaahah BEST!!

[JonteCola]

9:35 I haz no glasses!

9:45 I SUDDENLY HAZ GLASSES!

[elpli9]

wilson!!!! that was amazing

[anjelkrush89]

this is a great compilation. props.

[silviob1972]

LOL !!!! Oh boy I'm in tears specially the flash and darth varder

[9988noah]

"I thought Christmas only comes once a year." Wasn't that The English Patient?

[drucon007]

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!

[silviob1972]

@drucon007 oh yes that was funny LOL :)

[PATLUIDOM]

i have watched this video to chew gum and kick ass :3

[yesman1231]

LAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHW!

[glittermeansgold]

that scene from castaway always ALWAYS makes me cry...i scream for wilson right along with him every time..

[hockeygoalie771]

Ditto

[ipitythefu1]

i like having nice tits

[TheSlappygoose]

How dare you mock the soccer ball with a face

[MrMountainFace]

Barely any of these are actually cheesy

[Hackmoune]

All dialogues in new Star Wars trilogy are cheesy...

[Shtaley]

You forgot the quote from fast five "This just went from mission impossible, to mission in-freaking-sanity

[XxMicroLemonxX]

...why would someone shit on the sidewalk anyways? ._.

[meximexican1]

3:36 , 6:45 , 6:54 , 4:13 just click em u know u wanna

[supajay97]

please can someone tell me what the music is at 0:12 please. :)

[cjalderson2112]

@supajay97 its from shawshank redemption i think but I'm not sure which one yet, I'm trying to find out swell

[11wakawaka11]

"IM THE KING OF THE WORLD!!" IS GOT TO BE THE BEST MOTHER 17272726$%^%$##$ QUOTE OF ALL TIME

[GSpeedEmotion]

9:14 BEST

[GSpeedEmotion]

8:12 Man, that is so GAY!

[GSpeedEmotion]

5:29 i like 'em too xD

[lewtheman1]

you sack of wine lol

[MagicalVinsanity]

I have come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass! and im all out of bubble gum" ROFLMAOcopter

[MrSpiderman243]

lol what film was 2:22

[Lilkty1991]

same for "nobody puts baby in a corner"

[Lilkty1991]

"get off my plane" might have been cheesy but it was badass.

[MsBlackdeath13]

I can't help thinking about wilson from home improvement, when he yells "I'M SORRY WILSON..!! I'M SORRY!!!" 

[adjam1991]

It's like looking in a mirror only not

[ProblemOfficer3000]

Wilson ;_;;;;;;;;;;;

[davidsal98]

lol 4:16



[davidsal98]

1:56 hes just a cod faggot

[Ravage941]

some of these arent bad

[MutuallyDistractive]

"What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" o_ o

[taylo226]

are you a mexi-can or a mexi-cant? :)

[smokeNfly93]

im not gonna kill you last sally

[smokeNfly93]

cunt, how dare you diss Castaway

[ZeZempi]

In thirty seconds everyone viewing this video will be dead.. ill blow this website up and be home in time for cornflakes

[ibbishop52]

Hey, leave Anakin be.

[ThePurcy]

wilson? WILLSOOONNNN!!

[kewlwolf123]

lmfao "just in case we get killed, i wanted to tell you, you have the biggest dick i ever seen on a man"

[VicVaselino1]

Now Val Kilmer can be Tom Cruise's buffalo wing man.

[9988noah]

Damn it, Keanu Reeves... You're fired!

[Tbladez56]

00:39 is not cheesy.... It's just the best fucking pick-up line ever used.

[ObeyTheDead]

Wememba Sulleh wen I pwomised to keel yu last?

THAT'S RIGHT, MATRIX, YOU DID!

Eye lieehd.....

(Drops)

LOOOLALAAAAAA!

[lolguyandguy]

3 of those quotes are from the wicker man

[BrodeFinePortraiture]

Anthony Hopkins....."We are gonna kill the bear!....We are gonna kill that mutha fucker!" *pause to jump up and down on couch yelling "kill the bear!".....repeat as necessary*

[mmsharif007]

Wheres DARTH VADERs

" I am YOUR FATHER

[xsnowheart]

whats 1:57

[EnVisionCinemaHD]

8:52 thank you for making me spit my drink everywere...

[superpownage111]

what is 2:32 from i must know

[apfootball99]

@superpownage111 point break, good movie

[ThatTyGuy95]

Cast away shouldn't be in there

[jimbo081]

Where's " Garbage Day"?

[dbergzz]

WILSONNN!!!!



[AsianInvaision1]

To many good quotes

[kelseykuekue]

CHEESE AND CRACKERS XD

[kaniel407]

"I'm here to chew bubble and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum"

"it's a pressure valve it only opens under tremendous pressure"

These two made me Lmao!!

[hockeybaseball11]

Haha... Arnold is in like half of these!

[SebLeCaribou]

Okay like the Mexican/Mexican't thing I can't disagree with that, but Forrest Gump? Cast Away? Leathal Weapon? What the hell?!

[jemery619]

i need you to isolate the cheese and crackers one



[JapanAzn]

@jemery619 4:50

[pmmproductions347]

You could probably fill this list completely with "Batman and Robin" quotes!!!

[96Kissa]

DID YOU JUST HAVE A BRAIN FART?

[maii0082]

блядь

[Raudifan]

"They may take our lives.. but the never take.. ouuur freeeedoooomm *-*" <3

[gomes1258]

3:30 worst of all.

[MafiozPrincess23]

are you a mexiCAN...or a mexiCANT...LMFAOOOO

[robertjlo]

Fuck no, forest gump was perfect!! 

[J88Wolf]

{:'(] Wilson!

[Electric7234]

1:10 WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Electric7234]

sausages on toast

[bloosea123]

put

teh bunneh

down

[bloosea123]

Put the bunny, back in the box.

[TheFailLord72]

WTF? END WITH TOP GUN?

[MrChrill7]

i like how 50% of these are arnold schwarzneger!

[Rulerofyerface]

THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT!!!!

[PurplezUnicornz]

who the hell made this list. So many of these lines are some of the greatest lines in the world, and not cheesy at all

[allinmyhead666]

@PurplezUnicornz seriously, most of these are awesome lines taken out of context.

[Draginvry2]

This video is a sack of wine.

[Junjou789]

@Draginvry2 NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO!

[bthebuilder447]

What no monty python



[oOXIED8Oo]

FUCK YOU! WILSONNNNNN!!!! NOOOOOEEEEEEEE

[ulikepiencrap]

EETS CARPET DAY!

[Kronics1]

YOU SACK OF WINE

[jakeisdaboss]

dude. forrest gump should not be on there. box of chocolates is one of the most widely used quotes ever. And it is one of the best quotes ever.

[M0R3gOfF]

what? No "Luke... I AM YOUR FATHER!"

[SuperHeroTimeGroup]

@M0R3gOfF maybe it's because that's not how the line goes

[adventxero]

wait....what?!?!?! Sparta dining in hell was not cheesy!!! That was epic, defining, and just plain funny. How could you put it on the same vid as that lady that says Gobble Gobble???

[urborg74]

Not a single scene from Spiderman 3? Seriously?

[AquaSpartan743]

chick- Love means never to have to say your sorry

castaway- I'M SORRY WILSON!!

perfect :3

[TheTranfan]

3:07 i loved that scene of the movie

[fl00fydragon]

2:01 sorry mate you lack the balls of steel

[XsubXzer0XforeverX]

1:11 why is woody from toy story in the ocean?

[Defleappardrocks1]

what5 movie is 4:56 from i had it than i lost it lol

[thenoblewar]

1:48 so if you fuck her one of you will shit on the sidewalk

[thenoblewar]

i came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. But im all out of bubble gum 2:00 best bit plz tell me what film it is?

[Troggleboggle]

@thenoblewar The movie is called 'They Live'

[rastafari2k3]

the wickerman at 2:30 is the cheesiest movie ever

[foohba1]

Fuck that... I cried my ass off when Tom lost Wilson D:

[fatmangags]

@foohba1 me too and saw that movie when i was seven so i cried my ass off

[foohba1]

@fatmangags Same... :*(

[foohba1]

@daffodil977 Me, because i dont know what that is... :\

[daffodil977]

@foohba1 well if you did you would sob.

[ObeyTheDead]

@foohba1 I agree. It was so sad when Wilson drifted away :(

[TheJmp14]

9:22 Sean Bean!! :DD

[TheJmp14]

2:00 what movie is it??

[WarriorArrow]

@TheJmp14 They Live.

[TheJmp14]

@WarriorArrow not that..

[TheJmp14]

@TheJmp14 1:56..

[WarriorArrow]

@TheJmp14 X-Men III The Last Stand

[TheJmp14]

@WarriorArrow thanks :D

[diesDas8]

which movie is that at 1:12 ?

[netta9581]

8:13 - JAPANESE?!

[BillKillerz]

Sometimes there's so much beauty in this world, fuck i cant take it !

[LaxativePranks]

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE! 

[MrDannyVass]

"Its turkey time"

"huh"

"gobble gobble"

[IngridTveten]

7:00 and "i gotta tell you something... you've got the biggest dick i've ever seen on a man"

[LaxativePranks]

@IngridTveten That was 8:16 :P lol

[IngridTveten]

3:35 "you know what happens to a toad when struck by lightning...? the same as everything else" hahaha :) hilarious!

[rastamees]

1:15 wasnt cheesy..

[screamingxhearts1]

"They're going to eat her! Then they're going to eat me!"

[magyksthelimit]

"There was a firefight!!!"

apparently...

[K9mc100]

Hey cocksucker, Fuck with me and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk"

Hilarious.

[dirtball1011]

Um damn u all to hell and Luke you are my father

[LiamCrowley1990]

"It's just been revoked!" is not a cheesy line. It's legen-motherfuckin'-dary.

[Jeo127]

ur officially a communist. Forrest Gump has one of the best quotes of ALL TIME.... cracka...

[MrGhjkl63]

2:28 hes holding a CALICO pistol with a 100 round helical magazine

[MrGhjkl63]

WWWIIILLLLLLSSSSOOOOONNNN!!!!!­!!!

[staybrutal991]

Lmao!!!

[ferretmaster1000]

whats up with obi-wan and the younglins?

[nimoue7]

4:40 is zoey deshanel or is something wrong with me

[nimoue7]

what movie is 3:50 who is that actress?

[mortalkombatfan96]

BAT CREDIC CARD!!!!!!!!

[ThePixelChaos]

rofl 6:54

[venomspitter28]

What movie is 4:52

[MaggotJustin92]

GARBAGE DAY!!!!!!!

[TheMelter101]

NO YU CANT CALL ANY BOND FILM QUOTE CHEESY

[landonbickle]

theres a zombie at the desk at 2:06

[SloveniaHardCore91]

Half of those were not cheesy but ok..

[Pingvis23]

best scene is in 3:07 when you see transformers balls xD

[AdvancingTECH]

this deserves a FOS RO DAH

[Hoewi23]

3:09 How i met your mother

[655db]

Braveheart.. Really?

[puccanina]

Noooo not Boromir!! xD

What the fuck just noticed Tom Cruise can make sunglasses appear on his face