Ricky Gervais 'Politics' Tour - Favourite Leaflet

[stephenzevon]

the time he mentioned this on xfm is one of ricky gervais's best laughs...he can barely control himself to describe the pamphlet properly.

[LoopstraThomas]

haha, why not come out of a window?? I could make up 100 reasons why NOT to come out of a window!!

[youpromisedmepoems]

"not the hair!"...

[Rallusernamesunavail]

mel gibson watched this video 24 times

[myboomstick]

hey that's a great idea...WHY NOT CUM OUT OF A WINDOW?!

[facefantome]

Not the hair... ON THE BACK!

[skideeshdude]

LORD JESUS IS THE BIGGEST MOST SHITTY PERSON IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD U MUG IM TALKING TO YOU bass109 

[bass109]

LORD JESUS IS KING OF ALL WORLD!

[sixstringsod]

@bass109 Personally I'm an atheist, but surely if you do follow the faith King is the wrong word? Leader, teacher, perhaps even creator, but not King, King implies a dictatorship

[arcanics1971]

@bass109 I thought that Satan was the Prince of this world.....are you saying Jesus is his Daddy? Cool.

John 12:31-32 (KJV)

[1Thompsonmusic]

God I forced myself to watch 28 seconds of this, and it just doesn't matter to me what he says, he is just so FUCKING boring! His voice is so monotonous and bland sounding, and he doesn't even look like a comedian, just some bloke. BORING!!!!!!!!!

[ayumuo]

@1Thompsonmusic Then don't watch it?

[sixstringsod]

@1Thompsonmusic Mate everyone that has ever done something significant or special is "just some bloke" or just some woman... so...yeah

[myboomstick]

@1Thompsonmusic holy shit it's mel gibson!

[farfromsober]

WHY NOT THROW IN AN ONION ROFL ROFL ROFLFLFLFL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[ObscenityOlivia]

I looooove how his voice cracks when he says, "Why not come on his back?"

[collapsablecreampuff]

Oh, gay sex. Original conytent.

[SirThinks2Much]

"I'm putting on a shower cap" ROFL.

[bradypatriots]

Hahaha

[tryingtobeit]

AWESOME!!!!

[31arctica]

"I need to know whát fruit!"

"Watermelon"

"Thank you!"

[2write2sing2dance]

LMFAO I love you sfm Ricky

[umusuuk]

"See, I fucking told you!"

[boonieisgreat]

Comic genius

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

"Hi, what can I do for you?"

"I'm gay, and I'm worried about HIV."

"Come on his back."

[sedod66]

my wife likes having her pubes yanked REALLY hard.

can any of you beat that??

[farfromsober]

Your wife likes when I yank her pubes REALLY hard.

Beat that.

[sedod66]

i heard you cried when she did you with a strap on? must be some sorta fag?

[farfromsober]

Real men don't cry. But nice try though. I think your wife needs tending to.

[sedod66]

probably, but i cant be assed. volunteer your self to yank her pubes again if you want. just try not  to cry again.

[farfromsober]

It's not volunteering if she pays me.

[sedod66]

pretty weird tho. are you a gigolo?? how much do you charge? i hear its around £100 a time. so you must make atleast £100 a year? and thats just from my slut wife!

[farfromsober]

Nah not a gigolo, but she insisted she pay me. I don't wanna say how much I charged her because it could get her into trouble with you if you think she paid too much.

[sedod66]

na no trouble from me. im surprised you would even sleep with her for any amount, she is afterall, 300 pounds, extremely ugly and has both male and female genitalia. still, if its how you get ur kicks go for it!

[farfromsober]

I'm just screwing her (the female part at least) you're the one who married her. But If you love her then more power to you.

[sedod66]

i just did it for benefit fraud. i dont actually sleep with her/him. but you sir... you fuck her for shits and giggles!? thats plain sick!

[farfromsober]

Sex is sex man. Not gonna say she/he couldn't be more attractive, but I wont complain.

[bigal210988]

lmao keep it coming

[farfromsober]

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[bigal210988]

fagget

[heyaevery1x]

Hahaaa!! oh my god.. tjis is why Ricky is so great :L - I Pissed myself laughing Fir ages :P

Hahaa.. Window :L

That leaflet is fucked up :L

Ricky Is AWESOMEE :L x

[nataliasandaliab]

4:06 and 4:15 are Ricks Gervais doing the funniest movements, I adore him!

(and what's up with the defining - come ON)

[farfromsober]

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[Dangerou5Kate]

you are the DEFINITION KING keep up the good work...

[farfromsober]

A definition is a statement of the meaning of a word or phrase. The term to be defined is known as the definiendum (Latin: what is to be defined). The words which define it are known as the definiens (Latin: what defines).[1]

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[bigal210988]

lols thats what ryan got m i rite?!

[XlSlothXl]

@farfromsober wtf has this to do with the video?

[Ryank930]

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[Ryank930]

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[farfromsober]

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[Ryank930]

i want one

[farfromsober]

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[bigal210988]

thanks for that...

[zazszdzfzgzhzjzkzlzx]

@farfromsober nobody even gives half a shit.

[farfromsober]

@zazszdzfzgzhzjzkzlzx Are you sure?  Did you ask EVERYBODY???

[stopjunkscience]

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[farfromsober]

Nice video broseph.

[mikecozza69]

Funny. But why would you cut off the end where he talks about getting shit on by a bird and the whold cum out a window springs to mind etc...

[Jyotinanda108]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

[farfromsober]

Actually, I think I saw this whole thing on showtime earlier today. It had this part in it, so I assume it's the same thing. He went on talking about humpty dumpty and elephants getting "caught" swimming 2 miles off the coast and it was fucking hilarious. Also,

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[Ryank930]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

[bigal210988]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

[stevenuuu1212]

Who has?

[stevenuuu1212]

"Why not throw in an onion!?"

[farfromsober]

lololololololololololololololo­lolol that was hilarious maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

[Ryank930]

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[Ryank930]

hhaahhahhhahahahhaha thats so cool im gonna do it too rofl lmao hahhahha omg

[iamtheschoolnerd]

lol how funny!

[farfromsober]

I liked the part about anal sex lol.

[Ryank930]

i like that

[iamtheschoolnerd]

omg times 10 this is the best video yet

[GlobalsoftPirka]

The "e.g.: Watermelon" thing gets me EVERY DAMN TIME. Even after hearing it 5 times in a row, I still end up in hysterics...

of course, we can't forget #10 either ;)

[iamtheschoolnerd]

actually bigal is my friend too and you didnt offend me. i just got really upset. and as for you ryank i did move on and i dont care what you think of me thats your choice i cant change the way you think

[usanto]

Don't worry about those comment, Hope. I myself had the same experience when I was commenting other videos and I always said to myself that they did not mean it and it made me feel better after that. Anyway I am a Ricky Gervais fan too and I thought the tenth leaflet is very ridiculous. It's like peeing out of the window only much worse.

[iamtheschoolnerd]

thank you hell cutie! someone at least tries to help me

[farfromsober]

actually, you're right, Sorry if anyThing i said oFfended your or hUrt your feeLings, i shOuldn't of said what i did, but bigal reaLly is my friend.

[hellscutie]

why the hell do you keep harrasing iamtheschoolnerd? Obviously she doesn't like it so leave her alone! quit judging and quit bitching because its not fair!

[iamtheschoolnerd]

im a girl and i dont like you guys talking to me like that. its embarrassing to me and i wish you guys would stop. were suppossed to comment on the video not on me! stop judging me you guys dont even know me

[Ryank930]

nobody cares it's the god damn internet. if you dont like people talking about you then just stop coming here and we'll stop. if you haven't noticed we only comment when you do so just stop being annoying and commenting here and just get on with your god damn life

[iamtheschoolnerd]

im a she not a he! and dont call me a boy that upsets me! dont ever call me that stuff ever again

[Ryank930]

/watch?v=VY7AIm_-29o

nice try

[farfromsober]

BUSTED!! But for reals, bigal told me he hates you, a male.

[Ryank930]

omg you commented hi i was waiting for this

[farfromsober]

omfg stop lurkin' youtube waiting for people to comment

[bigal210988]

omg stop spamming my video lol

[Ryank930]

penis

[farfromsober]

This is from a letter I received from bigal

bigal210998: Yo sober who is this guy lol

farfromsober:  who are you talking about?

bigal210998: the guy from my youtube video, school nerd or whatever

farfromsober: oh lol I dunno, I thought you knew him

bigal210998: nope lmao I wish he would leave me alone

[bigal210988]

lol fabricated

[iamtheschoolnerd]

see me and him are still friends you dont fool me so dont even try with me i even asked him and he said your all just messing with me so ha. and he said were cool so dont even try with me or else.

[Ryank930]

bigal wants you to shut the fuck up

[Ryank930]

give me a thumbs down or i kill you

[iamtheschoolnerd]

actually i know who bigal is sorry but hes my friend ans he said your just trying to winde me up so ha ha to you all

[Ryank930]

he's not your friend

[farfromsober]

He's not your friend he's my friend you jerk. Stop lying and trying to boggart my friend.

[bigal210988]

lol boggart wtf is that?

According to wikipedia: ''In English folklore, a boggart (or bogart) is a household spirit which causes things to disappear, milk to sour, and dogs to go lame. Always malevolent, the boggart will follow its family wherever they flee. In Northern England, at least, there was the belief that the boggart should never be named, for when the boggart was given a name, it would not be reasoned with or persuaded and become uncontrollable and destructive.''

lolololol

[Ryank930]

that's what you and your new buddy schoolnerd are

[bigal210988]

rofl

[farfromsober]

excuse my misspelling, it's bogart, not boggart, MY FUCKING BAD I'M FUCKING SORRY WILL YOU EVER FOR-FUCKING-GIVE ME MAN CAN WE STILL BE FUCKING FRIENDS??????????

[iamtheschoolnerd]

first bigal is my friend on here and if i said something mean to him he would of said so to me

[iamtheschoolnerd]

well i would say sorry if i knew what i said i cant remember. im having a bad week ok cause my grandma is really sick. but i am not the jerk i would say sorry but i dont know who bigal is or what i said

[iamtheschoolnerd]

what did i say to get a -6 i dont remember!

[Ryank930]

you annoyed the shit out of bigal thats what

[farfromsober]

You said some pretty horrible things to my FRIEND THAT'S WHAT YOU INSENSITIVE JERK! I demand an apology on bigal3389379282's behalf

[CelieceClarke]

ricky is soo funny, an i agree wats the point in leavin stupid messages ura bigger dickhead doing that tan just pissin off... dont look him up if u cant appreciate his style of comedy!! true legend,

[farfromsober]

cool video bigal2051992837107382709394293­480293840983028038984

[iamtheschoolnerd]

anyway ricky is still the coolest no matter what

[kopfanIRL]

ha funniest thing Ive seen all day!!

[iamtheschoolnerd]

give me a thumbs up lol

[HauptSpieler]

Twat

[farfromsober]

plz dnt gve me thmbs dwn thnx

[farfromsober]

ay bee sea dee ee eff gee aytch eye jay kay el em en oh pee cue are es tea you vee doubleyou ecks why and zee LOL!

[Ryank930]

ROFL

[iamtheschoolnerd]

look guys if i have to tell you this i will: for one you have to think that maybe saying bad things that you are saying isnt right and that other people dont want to hear it. and second of all these comment posts are here for a reason to comment on the video and it seems to me your on a whole other thing Ryank 930 and whoever else is saying those things and i say that ricky is cool and he is the best and that people deserve respect so if you cant show it leave.

[Ryank930]

bloody wanka

[bigal210988]

Iamtheschoolnerd, I know them, they are just spamming me to try and piss me off lol

Don't worry about it mate.

[farfromsober]

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[Ryank930]

rofl cum out your window

[farfromsober]

what a wanker sod off you bloody git I'll take the mickey out of your mum

[farfromsober]

rofl penis penis penis

[Ryank930]

everyoen look at this wanker's video hahahahahahahahha

[Ryank930]

i am creative

[sombio]

lolol

[Ryank930]

big wang

[Ryank930]

wang

[Ryank930]

fuck my weener you email spam fucking dick head

[Ryank930]

i like emails

[sombio]

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[Ryank930]

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[Chicatastic]

Hilarious!

[iamtheschoolnerd]

ricky is funny but this is beyond that its like slap your knees funny and fall off the chair funny

[ToriFluffle]

#10 is now my favourite comment!

[khalimseye]

weak

[DominatorMCMLXXVIII]

You've spelt 'favourite' incorrectly or you're a Yank. In which case, stick to uploading Friends and Will & Grace videos.

[bigal210988]

Im not a yank.

There, edited just for you.

[Ryank930]

bloody yank

[bigal210988]

shut it you :D

[TitieC13]

So rude but soooooo funnyy!!!

[d2gizzo]

lol. brilliant. one of his best stand up sketches.

[Jynxbag]

This is the only Ricky Gervais sketch I have ever laughed at.

And my god, I laughed hard.

[0lightsandmusic0]

eg, a watermelon!

[musicislife129]

haha never laughed so hard at anything before, especially number 10!

[McKay1]

I googled for this video because of an offhand remark someone made on livejournal.

Funniest thing EVER. I'm dying laughing here.

[HeyHeyGangsta]

My #1 comedian to date.

HILARIOUS!

[oompaxcz]

seriously if anyone could ever find this post it on here.

[ianpender]

It#s not that hard to find

[oompaxcz]

post a/the link then

[MattyMonkey]

yeah why not do all that stuff hahahaha

[TheJBoy73]

FUCKING HILARIOUS *****

[EvilSky55]

I doubt the existence of this leaflet tbh...

[every1doesit34]

Has anyone actuly seen that leaflet?

[PandaSlayer9]

ive looked for it but its not on google???? i actually want to print it to show people

[apks2004]

Right On the money Video!

[pinkally1986]

i would literally sell my soul to own this leaflet

[simplelife88393]

That can be arranged.

[Schroppi86]

do you have it? can it be found on the internet? everything is on the internet but i don't find this leaflet :(

[rdriftwood]

I have to pause this when I watch it because if I laugh too hard it hurts

eg. a watermelon

[a8rakadabra]

haha cum out of a window.LMAO

[SEFF0]

thats the most ridiculous piece of shit ive ever read. ricky gervais is absolutly hilarious, if u can honestly say you have never found anything he has done funny then i suggest your too pathetic and naive too understand his jokes.

[Catherine3234]

He's currently doing stuff in America and writing a few films..