Monty Python's sex-ed

[pde2010]

and to cause the mans penis to erect and har........den!! Haa haaa priceless!!!!! ;-)

[MangaLuvr2r45]

Not enough Patricia Quinn nakedness.

[Kadda67]

haaaaaar........DEN

[koberko]

Damn! Lucky them! My sex teachers wife is fat and ugly.... Can't wait till we get to practical classes with girl class... If nothing else, I at least won't have to study that hard...

P.S. Does someone have scripts form first semester about hymen types?? I can't find mine, and I didn't get good score form that test, so I'll have to do it again... and I can't remember how those bloody things are categorized!

[RICKROLLBLENDER]

Patricia Quinn must have had a rather large paycheque at the end of that shoot

[theblondesillygirl2]

Omg i love foreplay

[TheTestingGrounds]

@theblondesillygirl2 me too, it's so much fun, then the fun gets better ; )

[wander099]

In my sex ed class they made us watch a woman giving birth...(if I wasn't already not going to have kids, that would have done it). I would have rather watched my teacher have sex...

[jackdavenportsbaby11]

I'm a little glad I've never had a sex-ed class . . .

[billymayer1000]

@jackdavenportsbaby11 me too

[Foosh222]

"What is it?"

"It's an ocarina sir."

[jarvisel]

If the English school system puts such a premium on vaginal juices, I might just have to marry an Englishman.

[EverywhereVirtually]

@jarvisel It can be arranged :o) LOL

[matthewmartinx]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH A KISS BOY!

[paintballkid454]

I don't know why but when I show this movie to my 7th grade class they close their eyes and scream....

[kenns9]

@paintballkid454

Yes, their more use to the woman being on top :)

[dburger12]

All this time I thought he was saying lurpeg

[datingadults2a2]

5 Stars Short Film

[cornjake88]

before we stamped towards the clittoris... watson!

[cornjake88]

before we stamped towards the clittoris...

[Arvidoos]

"Can we get a window open, sir?" hahahaha that's so british XD

[dillonminigun]

You see her right nipple when she lies back

[Chrinik]

@dillonminigun Oooooooooh, kinky...a nipple....

[hippyfriend]

For any Americans watching who are wondering: Yes, this is indeed how our sex education classes are run in Europe. Now moving on...

[billymayer1000]

@hippyfriend are you shitting me?

[tomthefunky]

@hippyfriend Really? Is it also true European women can be bought for a shot of whiskey and a carton of smokes? Seems that was the consensus among American GI's when they came back from the war. Hell, a turkey leg and a loaf of bread could have gotten any English girl from what I heard.

[hippyfriend]

@tomthefunky You've been misinformed. We hold out for nylon stockings.

[MarcBrewer]

@hippyfriend So what would you do for some silk ones, eh?

[sara21060]

dunno why, but minute 3:51 it's when i just cant control laughter anymore.

[tnekkc]

All these 28 years go by since the film came out, and what stayed with me is "Take the fore play as read".

[buddy7574]

15 people didn't get aroused watching this

[arbknight12]

I wish this dude was my sex-ed teacher. lmao

[jeffwbishop]

@DJTriptronic, bingo. Seems Prof. Bailey watched the clip but missed that it was a comedy sketch, and not a serious instructional video for sex ed instructors.

[DJTriptronic]

so i guess this is roughly what went down at northwestern?

[WaveyDavey007]

@DJTriptronic

Yeah - I had to locate this video just to show all my younger colleagues ;o)

[StrangerThenRedz]

monty python and nerds its the reason u are cos if you know comedy then u would know monty phyton is so overated

[DarQ007]

@StrangerThenRedz

Can't argue with that.

Not because it's true, but because I don't think anyone here can understand what that is supposed to mean.

[AprilxUkoto]

13 people didn't move their clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch. =\

[DanJoeProductions97]

Who the fuck flagged this

[antiwod]

@DanJoeProductions97 I don't know who flagged this, but whoever did is a complete arsehole.

[dbonfa555]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH A KISS, |BOYS|

[MakingLight]

Stop arguing over circumcision, John Cleese is talking about vaginal juices.

[kookilala]

and harrr....DEN! :P

[82Bathory]

And that's what's exactly happening at schools all over earth... Even the most interesting lessons become so boring inside classrooms with teachers with no enthusiasm... Monty Python are the best!!!

[lisambofoh]

This is probably better than most sex ed classes for real. My sex ed teacher in 9th grade was stupid. I knew more than she did. For instance, male circumcision is actually unnecessary. Duh. The bitch argued with me.

[LittleMissEvel]

@lisambofoh

Not always, its pretty common problem for boys foreskins to be too small for their penis causing immense pain =p especially when erect. Wahey!

[lisambofoh]

@LittleMissEvel I meant routine infant circumcision.

[mandowarrior123]

@LittleMissEvel Actually this is not so. Speaking from experience and of course fact skin and indeed foreskin has the ability to stretch to compensate, so really it only becomes an issue when a child first becomes interested in girls and his fella. you can either stretch it or ignore it in which sex can still be performed comfortably without retracting the foreskin. so even then it is unnecessary. its less of an issue as an overly tight female :3 Wahey! we dont cut the vagina bigger to help :P

[KashyapaBandara]

@LittleMissEvel excuse me but i grew up in a buddhist country, where we arnt circumcised and i have NEVER experienced or heard this...the foreskin, mines and every other uncircumcised mans has grown along with the penis, and only causes some slight discomfort during puberty; but never 'immense pain'. the advantage of having foreskin, is that it protects the glans, keeping it sensitive and enhancing its sensory capabilities ;)

[SpookyEris]

I'm transferring schools :P

[lockmoorsfood]

It's an ocarina, sir

HAHAHA

[Dristarg]

I wish that our class had taken sex education this seriously.

[TheOriginalTG]

"and har...........................­..den!" LOL

[edvaira]

this is both funny and educational

[neoprankster]

What is the "lower peg"?

[alexkx3]

@neoprankster They just mean a school clothes peg, were you hang your jackets and bags up.

[tim4seven]

This would be the best sex Ed ever

[TheViralSBK]

when I saw this as a kid in 1984, it both made me laugh and actually taught me the basics of sex!

[honza0000001]

Why the hell is this available for registered and "above 18" only? Few puritans who have marked it as dangerous represent the whole "community"?

[cerberus400]

@honza0000001

Not only that but the entire tit seen is shown from a different angle in this piece.

[elijahkelso]

@honza0000001

The irony makes it so much funnier! Sex education for children- adults only!

[MsJuliet81]

and of course tonguing with give you the best idea of how the juices are coming A-Long LOL.

[TheMiserysCompany]

lmao I love this movie<3

[iLoveBrumTheCar]

What's wrong with a kiss, boy??!!

hahaha XD

[mildminotaur]

will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down on to the lower peg immediatly after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you're not getting your hair cut unless you've got a younger brother who's going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you've had your hair cut and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you....lol i had a teacher like that =\

[14bryony]

this is so brilliant xD

[nascarsignore]

to put them on a lower peg sir, throws book at her

[TheKurtKnispel]

Most boring video ever. Though, I like the peaceful moment in the beginning..

[KillaSINvincible]

I actually learnt something.

[kylezehmahn]

this scene is so funny

[lisambofoh]

A class full of men not knowing the purpose of foreplay. Typical.

[BlacknWhitesAlright]

I actually prefer clitoral stampeding, myself. I'm a bit of a pervert, though.

[rtbroek]

At sex class the teacher should just show this video

[yourjennytalia]

har....DEN

[27holyman]

does he use the bed other wise

[96Bevo]

We have all of these before we STAMPEDE TOWARD THE CLITORIS!!!

[YellowSubmarined]

up and down up and down

[vaskol]

It's the really international issue :D)))))

[lisambofoh]

Clitoral stimulation would get me going before a kiss does...but that's just me.

[thesnake209]

Why is there a bed built into the wall? I guess they really don't need a logical reason.

[marymungoandmidge]

"its an ocarina sir!!!" lmfao!! amazing! "STAMPEDE" lolololol HAHAHAHAHA

they look so fucking bored too!! so fucking funny!! I love it!!!

Chestyx

[TheEyesak]

@pesadilla143 they moved him because he wasnt paying attention

[Filmzie]

I sorta wish this is how i was tought about sex instead of just ebing told my by smokin hot teacher.

[AerosmithAngel31]

you know John Cleese used to be a Latin teacher? He certainly does look used to being in a classroom, doesn't he?

[pesadilla143]

@2:40 what happened to the person sitting in the third chair. Filming error?

[duckmanham]

It's maaaagic.

[fentonjames]

since he was watching the game outside, clees moved him to the 4th chair in the next row, away from the window.

[lisambofoh]

I love how all the students are pushing 40...

[jerryhello100]

What's wrong with a kiss boy?

[IBelongInThe80s]

hahaha they are just so bold faced

[VipersNightmare]

I saw this movie when I was about 7 or 8 with my parents and older sisters... lol

my dad covered my eyes during this part.

i was too young to understand what they were talking about so he didn't bother to cover my ears i guess lol

[Razputin53]

I love how the sex ed class has soooo many windows.....

[lisambofoh]

2:03 is my favorite part. Doesn't even have anything to do with sex.

[eggbaax]

I remember seeing this movie for the first time with my dad. It was awkward enough with the 'vaginal fluids' bit, then the bed came down -_-

[hattrickster33]

now....sex....sex sex sex lol

[Karerock]

OH MY

[TheCOOLEYDOG]

MOM:: "did you learn anything interesting in school today"

SON:: "well.......in my sex ed class the teacher's chalk board became a bed and then he had sex in front of me"

MOM:: " ......well as long as you learned something"

[lamaslayeggs11]

@TheCOOLEYDOG lololol

[wwcwcp09]

U SICK BASTARDS!!! ALL A UUU!! LOL LOL

[greenieonthekona]

lololololololololololol

[Imajockey92]

While I was watching this I could not help but to wonder what if there was a girl in that class ? What if she was the example ? What if a boy student got to help in the example ? If this is what british sex ed classes are like well then sign me up

[eventingislife15]

@Imajockey92 I think it's supposed to be an Eton-esque boys' school. Although I could be mistaken as I haven't seen the whole movie.

[blacksolar212]

what would have made this scene even funnier is if the catholic kids came in while he was doing it and started singing "every sperm is sacred"

[harrifullxx]

i love at the start when they're quiet and then the boy goes "he's coming!" and they suddenly start misbehaving

jokess :D

[mc4566]

screeeeeew u honky :p xx

[cammameil]

As it is so frightfully funny, I think you should be selected to play for the boy's team against the MASTERS this afternoon!

Oh no sir!!

[yingtone]

I want a bed like that!

[ant1ph0n]

hehe, kneading the buttocks...

[ricky462859]

oooooo tits

[mhermit]

One of the subtle gags is they skip foreplay twice.

[magsli26]

now did i or did i not do vaginal juices?

[cammameil]

oh do pay attention, I'm doing this for your benefit!

[asavagemike]

"we have all these other options before we stampede toward the clitoris" LoL!

[camrynmyami]

Sex-ed Monty Python style...

[Rockero931]

and hard.........en lol

[d13vas]

Love black humor

[jesus6662008]

i wouldnt class monty python as 'black' humour.. id say it was more surrealist =)

[Entwistle54]

Try British?

[jesus6662008]

Well, ofc, but we have a weird, surreal sense of humour =D

[fryingpananne88]

fuckin laugh out loud stuff. funny shit.

[HeartBeatOfYourLife]

"What's wrong with a kiss boy?"

Hilarious, can't stop laughing ;D

[xese4lifex]

This is possibly the best sex-ed class ever. We got the lazy man's version, "Yeah ok. You have a penis, she has a vagina. Yours goes in and if things are going right, you will both feel pleasure. Wear a condom or you will get her pregnant. Ok now that this is settled, we are going back to PE next class so make sure you have your gym uniforms washed."

[RockNRollNerd2]

I watched this in an ERS lesson. :L LOL

I was pissing myself. xDDD

[atomicpuppy2]

I wish I had a class like that T^T

[Coryphaeus]

Stampede towards the clitoris

[HandsAreForRipping]

"and is now more or less hard..."  ahaahahahahaha

[tontohurley]

And of course to cause the man's penis to erect and har----den! Hilarious!

[ityup36]

Minors who play in rated R movies, can they watch the movie they were in.

[bertiemycat]

so so funny

[fifimsp]

Yes yes, put it on the table. Hahaha. best scene in the movie.

[Evergreyoviedo]

I don´t get a word!! from wich part of england is supossed to be that accent?

[marymungoandmidge]

LOL!! THANX Thats invaluable! I honestly didnt know, and know I do, so whenever im quoting the line, I'll know what im talking about! cheers!

[thatguywithanocarina]

an ocarina!

[marymungoandmidge]

LOL What is an ocarina?

[thatguywithanocarina]

ughh its an instrument it was featured in the sketch

[marymungoandmidge]

I MEANT WHAT IS AN OCARINA USED FOR!

[thatguywithanocarina]

i said its an instrument

[AOAWHATSUP]

have they ever actually done this in real life??

[AlexaKL64]

Wymer - would you please WAKE UP! I have no intention of going through this again. LOL

[darkmachete]

Man... I would love to have a sex-ed class with the Pythons as my teachers. That'd be so cool!

[EuskaltelEuskadi]

what I wouldn't give to have sex ed with one of the pythons *sigh*...

[bethboomlol1]

haha legend

[LAWLBOOT]

whats wrong with a kiss boy?

we don't just go stampeding towards the clitoris like a bull at the gate!

[OlEgSaS32]

this skit is quite amusing, especially the demonstration

[themoldypeach14]

har.... den

very funny !!

[contempgirl]

lol who else thinks that this happening would dramatically reduce the worlds (or a countries) population.

[AllOtherNamesTaken2]

I have aspergers. This sort of thing would be very valuable to me if it weren't so vague, I sort of guessed at everything here as a sort of biological necessity. Maybe this is an aspect of my condition, but I didn't find it at all awkward.

[Clefaria]

STAMPEDING TOWARDS THE CLITORIS

[ninjakick1983]

lol If I watched this at the cinema I would be most uncomfortable:P But it's funny as hell:D

[katelove70]

did I do vagianal juices?

LMAO!!!

[Enforcer122]

Haha this shit reduces me to tears lol

So funny,

[BeatleLover4243]

he is isn't he!

I love Eric and Mike too!

[TheHatch10007]

Brilliant.

[rockstarofredondo]

Quite disturbing.

[BeatleLover4243]

most of the Python's sketches were disturbing!

but its also funny in the process of being incredibly dirty ;)

[rockstarofredondo]

I'm new to the Python humor. This particular scene makes me extra uncomfortable.

[AugustinWGWarner]

sorta the point a bit isnt it

[FatherTime89]

don't worry most of python humor is about being silly or random. There was a scene right before this with a church choir singing to God not to kill them.

It was funny.

[NinjaOfLight777]

If my mom saw this, she would completely forbid me to ever even mention Monty Python for the rest of my life. Anyway, XXD

[AlexaKL64]

So, there are plenty of things you can do before you go stampeding towards the clitorus..." LOL