J.K Rowling on The Simpsons

[TigirlakaLaserwolf6]

@meyo33192 He TOTTALY didn't mean that as a joke!

[xamaliaa]

love Lisas pronounciation of Rowling ^^

[ThePetrificusTotalus]

thank you, young muggle :D

[cliftongirl1022]

Can it be Draco Malfoy instead?

[cjhaack]

thank you young muggle

[chocolatefountain95]

I would agree with Lisa now I've seen Woman in Black

[meganoconnor1234]

LOL "Thank you young muggle"

[GLLCJ]

i was at the bookstore and this girl walks up to me with chamber of secrets and said you know i dont really like harry potter i was all like you filthy MUDBLOOD and i walked away

[secretsantaone]

@GLLCJ Congratulations on the autism.

[R0ckG1r7]

@secretsantaone

That is a logical fallacy.

[secretsantaone]

@R0ckG1r7 You're a logical fallacy.

[R0ckG1r7]

@secretsantaone

And you have failed.

[secretsantaone]

@R0ckG1r7 Man I simply have to bow down to your superior intellect, your autism powers amaze me.

[R0ckG1r7]

@secretsantaone

Meh. Bow away.

[Mirkwoodelves]

@secretsantaone

As someone with autism, I've got to say... autism doesn't work very well as an insult. It's really not as bad as it's made out to be; I quite like the way I am. Try using physical disabilities, at least those are objectively bad.

[secretsantaone]

@Mirkwoodelves Are you saying autism isn't objectively bad? Haha oh wow.

[Mirkwoodelves]

@secretsantaone

That's exactly what I'm saying. I'm not impaired by autism; I'm in mainstream education, have plenty of friends, and am in a relationship. For me, autism is just a part of my personality, and I feel just fine the way I am. At the same time, there's people for whom autism is a major disability and who do have many problems. Autism can be a bad thing, but that's certainly not always the case.

[secretsantaone]

@Mirkwoodelves If you are not impaired by autism, then you do not have autism. If you have no problems whatsoever in social interaction, you do not have autism.

[Mirkwoodelves]

@secretsantaone

I have an official diagnosis, and I can relate to a lot of the personality traits other people with autism have. I suppose you're right that autism is objectively bad if you define it your way, because then anyone who has no issues does not have autism. But that's not the way psychologists or most people seem to classify it.

[GLLCJ]

@secretsantaone fudge to ya

[xRaineDropsx]

I know that's what I wanted to hear (:

[hollyhock18x7]

yes. yes that was what i wanted to hear. xD

[N3RDYG0GGLES]

JK: He grows up and marries you, is that what you wanted to hear?

Me: GOD NO! We share a surname, he's like my brother! O_O'

[sallylovesCRonaldo]

LOL funny JK Rowling!!

[Dewani90]

JKR: he grows-up and marries you, is that what you wanted to hear?

Lisa: yes -smiles-

Me: you see, good writters know what the readers want

TF: what about the writter of twilight?

Me: i said GOOD writters

[meyo33192]

@Dewani90 umm thats not a good writer, a good writer takes chances on their writing and not what the people what to hear. expecting the unexpected is better than expecting what we want.

[MrAdzerman]

Oh My God!! I can believe we met Mr. Bean!!

[HaloModder555]

Didn't they make fun of this in the later season?

[SuperMisaMisaAmane]

um...Lisa, not to hate on you or anything but...its ROW-LING like BOWLING...not R-ow-ling....silly muggle

[thegrundys100]

@SuperMisaMisaAmane SORRY, BUT IT IS PRONOUNCED LIKE HOW LISA SAID IT.

[SuperMisaMisaAmane]

@thegrundys100 no, Lisa said it wrong. I have a book and in the book, JK Rowling does an interview and says its pronounced 'Rowling' like 'Bowling' but hey, if you wanna argue with her on the pronunciation of her own name, be my guest.

[thegrundys100]

@SuperMisaMisaAmane oh, sorry i got mixed up. some people say rowling like rolling and some people it like like it is and i thought lisa said it wrong. i know now because i watched a film about her called J.K ROWLING:MAGIC BEYOND WORDS, sorry :)

[XxDressagex]

@SuperMisaMisaAmane no It's r-ow-ling

[SuperMisaMisaAmane]

@XxDressagex no, its Row-ling.she says so in an interview. but if you think she cant pronounce her own name, fine by me.

[DavyJonesLocker3]

@XxDressagex It's Row-ling like rolling or bowling.

[LexL94]

Why do they always state the famous person's full title, reason for fame and occupation in the simpsons? As if we don't know who they are :P

[Poever]

this feels like an advertisement for J.K. Rowling more than anything else

[xMoonRaven]

^_____________________________­__^

[xpledgeturnprestigex]

They could have at least pronounced her name correctly...

[moviebuff83]

@xpledgeturnprestigex Yes! thank you...It's Row-ling...like bowling! Muggles...

[Jazzgal63]

I prefer Ron or nevile

[GothLoliInTheUS]

i think that's what every female reader wants to hear~

[bmwwriter]

"He grows up, and marries you."

I think that ending fits better for Twilight.

[optimusprine1310]

what episode is this ?

plzz reply

[SavageBezerkEclipse]

@optimusprine1310 Read the description bar, durr

[optimusprine1310]

@SavageBezerkEclipse right

[breannerocks09]

he grows up and marries you lol

[itachi155]

Yea that's what Lisa wants to hear, until she reads Twilight...then things get kinky.

[KuddlyKatie]

Personally I would rather Severus.. <3

[Azulainuo]

j.k Rowling is the best 

[03j05v]

Is that Joe's real voice?

[Saissister]

@03j05v ye if you read the description it says they appear as themselves

[RichardHarrowForReal]

@03j05v JOE? She's a woman you dozy cuntflap. Therefore it would be spelled JO.

[SilvermistWT]

OMG HE IS GOING TO MARRY ME!!!

[georgiemcmullentv]

Harry Potter rules, so just forget twilight...cos it SUCKS

It is stupid, has dreadful actors/actresses, it has a DREADFUL story line, and has got NO awards for its new moon movie

SUCK ON THAT TWILIGHT

COS GUESS WHAT...VAMPIRES SUCK

[princesssweetiepie5]

@georgiemcmullentv Hey! I like that movie! . . . Before you go all bitchy, i mean the movie 'Vampire Suck'. xD I think Twilight is...Okay...Ish....HARRY POTTER ALL THE WAY!

[SomeFluffer64]

You think this is bad? At the time, nobody knew how girls would obsese over twilight!

[aelise27]

Oh J.K. Rowling that's what every girl wants to hear.

[momolove69]

She said her name wrong. Ugh. 

[BlueBlondeBob]

Daniel Radcliffe was also in an episode. They were making fun of Twilight and he was Edward and Lisa was Bella. I couldn't stop laughing xD

[emmadilemmasings]

...that's not how you pronounce Rowling... It's pronounced rolling.

[xxTotalBritxx]

@emmadilemmasings tomAtoe tomARtoe 

[emmadilemmasings]

@xxTotalBritxx It's different when it's someone's NAME!

[xxTotalBritxx]

@emmadilemmasings Yes but when you naturally pronounce words differently its hard to naturally change it to another way. Its like Clara in England is pronounced ClARa why in America its ClaireA.

[josh18230]

Girls swooning over fictional characters in books. Oh god, this is how twilight was invented.

[simgirl459]

"He grows up and marrys you. Is that what you want to hear?"

Me: No, JK, no it is not. I want Seamus to marry me, not Harry...

Seamus is my fave character then its Luna....!

[BlueBlondeBob]

@simgirl459 Luna <3 Ravenclaw pride!

[simgirl459]

@BlueBlondeBob I had to think about my favourite character for a while between Seamus and Luna, I thought about what message JK was sending out with both of them and I was about to pick Luna then I heard Seamus' accent in my head.. I couldn't resist.. :)

[Ryan8583]

half of that is true

[kbotpop]

well, at least she gave away the "marry" part

[Serpette94]

I wouldn't want harry to marry me ... eww

[sprucemoose18]

It's pronounced 'rolling' damn it! ROLLING!

[seabury]

lol they could have pronounced her name right!

[DavyJonesLocker3]

Anyone else notice that Harry was wearing Slytherin Quidditch robes?

[CosplayCore]

@DavyJonesLocker3

Yeah, if anything, they did that to screw with us.

[RazielFallenAngel]

@DavyJonesLocker3 Stfu nerd

[DavyJonesLocker3]

@RazielFallenAngel I assume you're using insults to make up for your lack of proper grammar, am I right?

[subterfugegalt]

@DavyJonesLocker3

,,,uh,...no....

[EpicStudiosUSA]

@DavyJonesLocker3 Probably for legal reasons or something.

[yubarta1]

@DavyJonesLocker3 Groening beign an ass XD

[marycaity]

I do believe that it's pronounced the same as 'rolling'. xD

[iNinjeek]

LOL. I feel HORRIBLE for lisa because harry is so ugly now compared to when he was a kid.

[Anzitah]

@iNinjeek Harry is not ugly... have you read the books?

[iNinjeek]

@Anzitah i was referring to the movie.

[Barry62152]

@CoolerKing37 The book is good, the movie was awesome. I might even start an Atlas Shrugged fan club, Hell I'm Right-Libertarian and an Atheist.

[RinLenDan97]

"Thank you Young Muggle"

....

J.K Rowling has SPOKEN!!!! :D

[CosplayCore]

@RinLenDan97

YES!!!!! THE ALMIGHTY GODDESS OF BOOKS!!!!!!

[AriellaEvyMijatovic]

Muggle :D

[XxXrubygloomXxX]

Can't I marry Ron? x

[Barry62152]

@jeramahia123 I said that the Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling sucks, and Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand rocks.

[singhisking853]

@Barry62152 No one gives a shit about some dumbass book called Atlas Shrugged.

[Barry62152]

@singhisking853 No one gives a shit about you or Harry fucking Potter either.

[singhisking853]

@Barry62152 Well, that's a wrong assumption, on both accounts.

[Barry62152]

@singhisking853 No that's where your wrong on both accounts, You love Harry Fucking Potter because of magic, which you can get from magicians like Penn & Teller and hate Atlas Shrugged because your a Socialist dupe.

[singhisking853]

@Barry62152 um, you should like books because you like to read them, not because of what you are...

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@Barry62152 everyone's opinion is valid but I am sorry to say you are a bit of a moron, I never even heard of Atlas Shrugged before watching that south park episode that ragged on it. That aside the fact of the matter is that because you say Harry Potter sucks does not mean the fucking world agrees with you. And the fact that you think that magic is the only reason for liking the book is untrue either. Many people like it for various reasons....

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@Barry62152 ....for example, its an exaggerated reminder of the things many people went through during their school years. The series literally grows with the reader and fans of the book. The characters are relatable and the genre mix isn;t unstable. It combines humor, comedy, mystery and even some elements of horror.....Oh wait I forgot you have to read it to understand that. Since you think it is so bad tell me what do you hate about it other than the fact that it is magic.

[CoolerKing37]

@Barry62152 I'm a libertarian and I find Atlas Shrugged boring as shit. That woman could not write a narrative to save her life.

[Barry62152]

@TheSecondR You're fuckin joking. I read alot of books written by Conservatives and Libertarians. Hell I'm reading Atlas Shrugged right now and it's a better book than that Harry Potter shit. I don't give a shit if a kid decides to practice witchcraft after reading those stupid books because I'm Right-Libertarian and I'm also an Atheist.

[jeramahia123]

@Barry62152 Ever heard the saying "If it's any good, it's not likely to be popular or heard of in America." I think that's what you're saying. :)

[Danypaolove]

como se llama y cuando pasará este capítulo?

[3l3an0r7]

Harry potter is awesome...

[Barry62152]

The Harry Potter books suck.

[TheSecondR]

@Barry62152

You either haven't read a single book from front to back or just a troll... If you reply I'll have my answer...

[DoePatronus123]

"He grows up and marries you, is that what you want to hear?" "Yes..."

XDDDDDDD

[RaptorRoll]

JK Rowling is really a witch

[tombracey101]

thanks for the spoiler :p

[NateSean]

Did Rowling actually voice herself in this?

[cjimmy99]

Harry Potter=Awesome

This episode=Not so much

[Owen4004]

there is no 0:17

[Doum92]

@Owen4004 GET OVER IT

[thescotishawesome]

"Thank you young muggle."

[alfiedog12345]

WHy is Harry Wearing Slytherin Robes?

[Russell123654]

@alfiedog12345 Read shane's comment below.

[Trixago]

I hate how Americans pronounce it Raowling. Its pronounced Rolling. :L

[ethalinia]

@Trixago Thank you for easing my mind! For a moment I thought I'd been pronouncing her name wrong for the last 10 years :P

[Sandleaf1011]

He grows up and marries you.

[RockerChic10001]

lol me too lisa me too...

[allaboutdmagic]

From the 'Hey look it's INSERT CELEBRITY CAMEO HERE' period.

[lollopisemis]

Draco ftw who cares about Harry?! LOL

[kitkatt24]

I don't think that was really J.K. Rowling.

[Arsenal8Life]

@kitkatt24 it is, she guest starred

[weasleychicks93]

That's what every girl wanted to hear... except me. I wanted to marry Ron or Dean.

[8missJZ8]

@weasleychicks93

or draco<3

[sparklingselly]

Nah, I wanted to hear that Fred lives and doesn't marry me, but Hermione, but George is all mine.

[Bitsy83]

@sparklingselly Speaking of which, which twin lost his ear?

[TheEliseylou]

@Bitsy83 George i think :)

[rachchauhan99]

LOL!!!at 0:03 harry potter wears SLYTHERIN ROBES!!!!

[Kaitlyn102798]

JK is so badass that she gets invited on the Simpsons!

DEAL WITH IT, MYER!

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@Kaitlyn102798 come to think of it I never even seen Myer's likeness in the episode where they spoofed twilight, yet JK and Stephen King Guest starred.

[gamus5]

@Kaitlyn102798

Well, they made a twilight parody so...

[watermeleonbubbles]

Thank you young muggle! 

[taitaisanchez]

PROFESSOR BINNS DIES

[SJGibbons1000]

harry dies in the end.

[JKRowlingGIRL]

@SJGibbons1000 And he lives again.

[LittlestThings525]

If only it were just that simple to find a celebrity like that :)

[ameera14]

hehe so cute!

[sheego9]

Safe to say some people should keep their hatred to themselves:) 

[dharris1398]

@KrazyKKid If you're just here for the Simpsons, you don't need to stir up Harry Potter hatred. If you don't enjoy anything fictional, that's for you to care about, not us. People wouldn't do anything to you that publicly as a movie theater for a midnight Harry Potter because they don't want to get kicked out. We care about it more than the people that hate it.

[airbendingavatar1]

The only time in media that JKR has played herself.

[IvyMalfoy808]

nah, i want DRACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[alchestbreachsbramin]

Lisa's Ginny!

[MadameTamma]

Did she really volunteer her voice or is that just an actor who sounds like her?

[somberlight]

@MadameTamma "who all appear as themselves." is rather precise way to put it, i reckon.

[xdoranluvMusicx]

what episode is this ? please someone tell me 8D

[ironlunatic1]

Funny how lisa emphesises only on getting children to read rather than exposing how she is getting children into the occult/little satan worshipers.

[friendgray1]

@ironlunatic1 I sincerely hope you're joking.

[MrTheCaptin]

Someone please tell me why Harry is wearing Slytherin robes on his poster?

[IvyMalfoy808]

@MrTheCaptin ...sorting hat changed his mind??? xD

[HolisixGwevinalways]

@MrTheCaptin OMG, I just noticed that!!!

[arisheps100]

@MrTheCaptin it might be for the part in chamber of secrets, when he and ron turn into crabbe and goyle, he had to steel their robes.

[DeathNightMr]

@MrTheCaptin thats a very good question

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@MrTheCaptin Copyrightous infringious avoidus charm. Though The author agreed to appear. The Publishing company nor Warner Bros have given fox permission to let them properly advertise. So any inaccuricies in said source material is the only way to show it without getting sued. Not that fox would want to advertise anything unchristian. Republican bastards.

[reddiver1234]

@MrTheCaptin cuz if harry didnt ask the hat to b in gryffindor he would b in slytherin (due to the part of volde inside of him)

[Spaninator]

@MrTheCaptin He drank the magic drink from the second book to become Goyle and then the transformed back and had no time to change his uniform?

[eduardo007hola]

@mynameisyarra Oh wait! I got it! (Thanks, wikiquote!) He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?

[eduardo007hola]

@mynameisyarra me either....

[DakotaBlueRichards96]

DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOY?

[sakuragurl15]

I PREFER DRACO MALFOY!!!!!

[iamacatspy]

i wonder if they simpsonized jo for that...

[ChiheisenChan]

couldn't she make him kill Bieber instead of Voldermort, he's better looking.....

[dharris1398]

Hogwarts is our home. We would give our lives to defend it until we could only say one thing: All was well.

[dharris1398]

You name it. Any feeling, there's someone that has felt it due to this series. And if you're saying anything bad about people that like Harry Potter, you're basically saying that you don't think it's okay to enjoy something. So if it matters to you, don't start commenting on Harry Potter things, even if it entertains you to start arguments and be at the center of attention because that means you enjoy it. We've lived through their story in our minds and we've created our own. Hogwarts is our ho

[dharris1398]

@KrazyKKid only someone that hasn't read the books or seen the movies would think that it isn't more elaborate than a kid riding a broom. If you can imagine how other people love this. No... If you can imagine at all, you shouldn't be commenting on the fact that some people enjoy to read and watch movies. Sorry that some Potterheads (I dare use the term) would literally kill you if they met you. Harry Potter has given people hope, entertainment, joy... You name it. Any feeling, there's someone

[KrazyKKid]

@dharris1398 Kill me? haha lol now you've done it, you need to put the books down.. you're living in imagination land. I could go to a midnight opening of harry potter and literally challenge every faggot there, no one would even dare fight me. But I lol'd hard at your comment

[KrazyKKid]

Fuck harry potter and its retarded fans. Only a dumb faggot could find a little boy with glasses flying on a broom interesting.

[6414211332]

@KrazyKKid Fuck you too. You're just jealous no one finds you half as interesting. J.K. Rowling is better than you.

[lordskeletorde]

@KrazyKKid Then you are one of the few people who aren't dumb faggots.

[netja]

@KrazyKKid soooo... a vampire with as much personality as a twig and his girlfriend that is as intresting as a stone is better then? or shall I stop reading all together almighty one? please! do tell me