Game Fails: Skate 3 "Finally! Someone cleared the bar..."

[trebot9292266]

who else just loves the comments on the Scate videos =D

[IcarusLives666]

Mortician's notes:

Subject's left ribs (1-8) were crushed by a rounded, blunt object. Most likely the hand-rail found at the scene.

Subjects internal organs from the diaphragm up have been mish-mashed.

[TheWiseGuy784]

Skater: I won't get hit this time!

Rail: Challenge accepted!

[ThatScarab444]

Skater-NOT TODAY BITCH

Rail-NOT TODAY BITCH

[TheTyroun]

hey he looks like a grea- oh never mind

[TheDark315a]

didnt happen to me before i was flying and get hit by a car -_-

[blasterdude3]

new challenge accepted: clear the hand bar

[MunkyDrag0n]

You don't grind the rail with your body, dude!

[iHateMyUsername47]

Congratulations. You're the first person to actually lose at Skate

[sims3man1]

try going over the rail, then we'll talk

[almostsam1]

lol my friend submitted this =]

[Mofalcolm334]

haha got owned bar BALLS!!! *thumbs up if u get that reference

[Livlikegodvids]

@Mofalcolm334 I THUMBED DOWN

[Gardiken]

Did he impale himself on the rail??!?

[Xboxfreak6224]

Bar: Hey, hey skater, hey, hey skater.

Skater: WHAT!!!

Bar: Rail.

Rail:Ha!

[kurisu7885]

Where is this spot anyway?

[MOstling333]

@kurisu7885 The caverton quarry, in the industrial area. It's the first jump.

[kurisu7885]

@MOstling333 Found it, been bailing on it, fun to luge down. But thanks.

[TalkingToyInside]

WAS HE IMPALED???

[DanMarston117]

Who the fuck would skate down that in the first place?

[Mrwhatever451]

hahah! i was like,oh wow,he made it. 3 seconds later..*smack* damn! proves me right

[MiddleClassWhiteBoys]

aight walk it off were re-shootin it

[kellyluvstacos]

Daaaammmnnnn....

[oSHiFTx]

Need a clan message me and subscribe to me and Drift Editing and VoTeSniping and we will see how good u are we only play mw2 and we only trick-shot

[SlangWhangers]

Bar: SHIT! He missed me!

Man hits rail.

Bar: Ha, works every time...

[ROBULUSxMAXIMUS]

I like the first bar video

[ninjaslaya321]

Now all we have to do is a get a series of fail videos of people hitting this rail

[z3rozx]

Seriously! Why haven't the youtube mods made a favorite comment button yet?????

[klh68100]

a new hall of meat cahllenge?

[MrJboy205]

skater after first bar: yay!

second: damn

[1minus1equals1]

How do you get impaled on a rail if it has stands like that, unless it rips through your... Oh I see.

[MedicOnDutyVids]

The impalement wasn't the painful part, but the split that preceded it looked damn painful.

[Gmrbro]

Congratulations, you just passed the bar exam. Before you get to excited...

[PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

Bar: "Die skater."

Skater: "Not Today- Oh shi-" *Slams into rail*

[10gamertag]

IMPALED!!!!

[Joe55577]

Now that's a sign that your Flexable

[sasuke03221]

is the tank okay???

[Tekforevar]

Looks like *eats sunglasses* im.....choking.......to *dies*

[Darkfre019wrl]

i like when he does the split

[Eaglecris]

oh the pain...

[killerblocks]

@Eaglecris Oh ze pain ZE BEAUTIFUL PAIN!

[elmntbkr210]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH he did a split (serious pain) then the rail (MORE SERIOUS UNBAREABLE PAIN)

[Shuyin128MK4]

how is going under the rail clearing it????

[PlottedFate]

IMPALED!

[xKagatox]

First he speed grinds his nuts into the pavement, then he gets reamed by a rail...

all in all a pretty eventful day

[CafaroVids]

Haha, but seriously though, he died.



[VaativonRagnas]

only to hit another one

[sectionpink1]

Finish him!!!

Bar wins....

Fatality....

[SvarrChanston]

This is a win for missing the bar.

[ceballosangel1604]

i think nobody play well this game

[Tuckerscreator]

"So this skater rolled into a bar..."

[burakbasduzen96]

omg fail

[p93ahk2006]

OUCH

[fram4153]

The fail is that he is playing Skate.

[314Marvin]

@fram4153 Nope.Since skate is a fun game.

[JLMBfreafin]

I just love how after the last jump he just slides in the direction of the rail with his legs wide open, that must hurt

[Glasid4131]

The bar is too damn high!

[ColorblindMonk]

That railing cleared up his schedule. Off to the hospital for you.

[TheWiseGuy784]

Skater: "You're not going to get me this time, bar."

*misses bar*

Skater: Ha! See, I told you I would mis--"

*Hits rail*

Bar: "Skater, meet my friend the rail. We're pretty well acquainted."

Skater: (in pain) F*ck you.

[triplestep1829]

@TheWiseGuy784 cool story bro

[chief5663]

Fuck the bar, that looked 10x more painfull!

[gigsters42]

Rejected! By a bar... the bar was set to high... hand rails, pfff, please, we use body rails.........

[canihave2bucks]

atleast it wasnt his crotch

[Dragon20217]

he shoots and the bar scores!! 

[truhill2690]

he got a little 2 excited

[beast8003]

@Blode4 ik, thats what my comment says. finally, a fail that doesnt involve that guy smashing his head against the 1 bar

[XxKupupoopxX]

Looks painful :(

[vaelenzeth225]

Well at least he missed the stupid cross beam

[DBfan106]

I don't get it

[wowgamer356]

@DBfan106 in previous videos when all skate 3 are mainly trying to go through the ramp but they hit the bar without leaving that tunnel he enters then he fails on the rail

[ceballosangel1604]

Do a.... WTF!!!

[Ameee1No7]

totaly expected

[HushedDeath]

that's fucking brutal, he went THROUGH the pipe

[BKInbound]

eh..

[jobriq5]

I feel like this isn't a fail... I mean isn't this the way you're supposed to plate Skate games?

[626MarioMan]

@jobriq5 you are supposed to immagine this is IRL and then it is funny, ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL I JUST DID IT AGAIN XD

[Delphsco]

@jobriq5 It's a fail because he dodged the bar only to get knocked down by a rail afterwards.

[animals29842]

@jobriq5 not unless you want to just completely mess around with friends then its more or less just try and do random shit like this.

[mljedi]

SO CLOSE TO A WIN

that game designer must be truly be a D!(%

[beast8003]

finally, a skate 3 fail in that area that doesnt involve smashing your skull against that 1 bar

[Blode4]

@beast8003 it actually is the same place, he just went under them instead.

[RockBandTuber96]

It looks like you definitely missed the bar. But by breaking the skate 3 fail tradition, the skate gods impaled you on that rail.

[Thehobomugger]

guess he didnt get to 88

[Strike11249]

does it really still count as a fail, if in the game mode you are actually trying to fail?

[The1000beats]

jus do a ollie then you will bail!! he din't ollie.. i've done it many times

[flijing1]

fake ?

[itrymybestatgaming]

@flijing1 that was me, and i tell u it wasnt, i want to go past the railing :P

[itrymybestatgaming]

@flijing1 that was me, and i tell u it wasnt, i want to go past the railing :P

[FatManTap]

Thumbs up if you thought he would hit the bar

[krqkan]

isnt this skate 2?

[douglasisamazing]

@krqkan no 3



[THEmizja]

@krqkan NO!

[cheese2111]

Less kissing the rail, more making out with it.

[fishagotit]

He fought the bar n the bar won

[Yceb0x]

Any time I see a Skate 3 video in my Game Fails box I think to myself, "Oh no, this is going to hurt"

[FootballAndXbox]

so funny.

[ninjaslaya321]

well... it's about dam- *crash* *sigh* aww nevermind...

[beastdude]

well not so much cleared the bar as went under it, but that was some speed. also, ouch.

[TheUnicornBuddha]

I miss the epic speed and then, PING

[HimesInu]

He's gonna do it. He's gonna do it. He's... Shit, that hurt me.

[kellyluvstacos]

Daaaammmmnn

[Mauricejonesdrew3213]

NO !

[romerskiXX]

looks like he

*puts on glasses*

likes to hang out

[TheRobAndOnly1]

@romerskiXX

Joke's old, get lost.

[KDFJakerz5]

@TheRobAndOnly1 Lol, about a couple days old? Troll.

[MrLolcatsXD]

@KDFJakerz5 no he means that whole puts on sunglasses joke

[KDFJakerz5]

@MrLolcatsXD I know that.

[MrLolcatsXD]

@KDFJakerz5 so u kno its not a day old joke?

[MrLolcatsXD]

@KDFJakerz5 so u kno its not a day old joke?

[BanalBoxberry]

@KDFJakerz5 Oh you faggot, go die somewhere where no one will find you.

[KDFJakerz5]

@BanalBoxberry Lol, I'll try not to okay?

[BanalBoxberry]

@KDFJakerz5 In that case, we should have sex instead.

[Saulscmit]

@BanalBoxberry For some reason I don't think this guy is going to be able to pleasure you in a sexual manner since his penis was folded in half & shuved up his anus.

[BanalBoxberry]

@Saulscmit You know? Tell me, how was it?

[KDFJakerz5]

@BanalBoxberry Alright, you make almost completely no sense and seem to be homo. Do you parents know about this?

[BanalBoxberry]

@KDFJakerz5 You must be 12, nice to meet you.

[KDFJakerz5]

@BanalBoxberry I guess so, since you think your such a boss so you can just tell anyone what they are.

[BanalBoxberry]

@KDFJakerz5 There's a difference between telling people what they are and being able to tell what are. Learn this difference and you'll get all the girls.

[BanalBoxberry]

@KDFJakerz5 lolol, you have videos for pokemon cards and aren't 12, what sick world is this.

[KDFJakerz5]

@BanalBoxberry So, you stalk people's videos? Lovely. Looks like you don't even have a single one.

[BanalBoxberry]

@KDFJakerz5 Oh boy, have you heard your voice. Cameras make mine seem 14 octaves lower.

[KDFJakerz5]

@BanalBoxberry Exactly, fuck cameras. And what's with the subject change?

[BanalBoxberry]

@KDFJakerz5 Nothing. Nothing at all.

[Saulscmit]

@KDFJakerz5 God damn trolls, KDFJakerz5 *insert troll face here*

[TheSouthernAndrew]

Man, he got seriously 'clothes-lined' by that rail...

[FrostyFin]

"Oh my god, I cleared the bar! Now what?" *hits the rail*

[DarkZero897]

The poor guy didnt know how to stop without failing :P

[lilmnm616]

way to raise the bar there bobby

[hammerhead729]

ok i know skate 3 and you can bail off you board so this was done on perpose becasue you can just fall of your bored you need to hit somthing to do that

[Markis2bi4]

Impalment!

[CobaltRaptor]

Man that was done powerslide

[MuchDRACO]

The audio sounds pretty painfull

[Coze125]

So I guess he wanted to...*puts on sunglasses* hang around

YEAHHHHHHHHH

[L0lzorFail]

@Coze125 And I guess you ... *Breaks his glasses* ARE TOO OUTDATED.

[lleonard168]

he's so dead....

[raginghawk17]

"I like trains"

[biohalo87freak]

"I DID IT! I DID IT! I...OH SHIT!"

[ShadowHohenheim]

Bars and poles: The natural enemy of the urban skater.

[bobbaganoosh000]

Needs more camera angles.

[Thearbiter84]

Someone cleared the bar!

Guy:*UBER LAME OLLIE*

Guy:w00t

*BONK*

Guy:Ouch.

[Talamaar]

Someone cleared the bar alright, by being impaled on it.

[RealyHopeThisNameFit]

OMG!!!!! THISE is my clip sooo coool

[Darkspriter4]

impailage nice

[SargentBuck]

Oh this is gonna be bad... he is going down the ramp EEEE... he didnt jump!... oh ok he died by being impaled that makes it better!

[animefan809]

lol now theres a new herdle to jump

[irunfromknives]

doesnt "clearing the bar" mean he went over it?

[TobiaSR32]

LOL This guy passed the part where we saw so many fails only to head right into some railings

[HappyScreamoKid]

the first 3 comments i read had 'the bar' in them

[domh10]

A guy goes into a bar

4 times

[oshronosaurus]

did he get impaled on that rail....that, uh, didnt have an end to get impaled on?

[bcboy87]

he went under the bar...

[cthatshit]

he sticks to the bar

[alexg3b]

looks like he got impaled by that rail

[Arcanage]

oh no! they fixed it! my comment is ruined!

[jacko1423]

@Arcanage why did i read your comment in criticals voice?

[MrMachinimaFan763]

Bar-5

Guy-0

Railing-1

[EpicLeeChill]

@MrMachinimaFan763

Guy - 0.5

[IWantedThisName1]

he became one with the rail.

[zaperatus]

Why are most of the fails on this particular section of the game? Answer: BECAUSE THEY CAN BE.

[destrics2210]

OH MY GOD! Are those shoes okay cause i'll take them.

[sourbabies]

Oh, well, there's your problem, you were trying to do the splits on a moving skateboard.

[huntinator77]

In Soviet Russia, rail grinds you!

[brohazard]

could i get a scoth

[Enlightenedopinion92]

After clearing the bar of death, the skater was so excited, he forgot he was traveling at nearly mach speed. Tragically, he lost control and became one with a handrail.

[TheEp1cOne]

Indeed someone cleared the bar, but what about it's cousin the rail?

[AbomPro]

Hmmm...can we just assume that this whole game is a fail?

[MTran0708]

Lol I like how everyone is saying Arcanage was joking... well no shit, same with all the answers he got. you bunch of herp derps

[tjridley]

i love how pretty much everyone is giving Arcanage shit for not knowing what the game is (btw he was joking), but no one can agree on which of the games from the skate series it really is XD

[KimiHeBaStTSBS]

gears of war 3

[hey2ya66]

Its not as funny without that iconic 'ping' noise



[EPICxSOURSOP]

Arcanage was joking dumbshits