NewsBusted 6/23/09

[DD826]

Video volumn to low.

[goodguy309]

Video volume is ALWAYS too low.

[sirwolfgang]

YOU ARE SMART AND HOT !

[ProConstitutioner]

ahahahahaha, hilary blamed america for her broken elbow......

[dirtyblondny]

too bad queen hillary didn't break her neck

[pwf2412]

good point!! so would they agree that a woman had the right to abort her baby, because she thought it might be gay?

[TheTMA1]

PWF,

It would be a damned shame if they started choosing such an atrocity just to control traits.

A damned good point. I sure hope that life would rule in favor of the child.

[TheTMA1]

Ted K. cruzin' for chicks in a red robe instead of a Red Drop Top. That is somethin' I gotta see!

[TheTMA1]

Damn! I wanted to see the Homicide Bomber Bar-b-que light up competition. We're going to have a lot of Pork hot dogs left over. And what are we going to use for napkins now that the ragheads ain't comin'?

The Damned Chimp can even screw up a simple Bar-b-que.

[DD826]

TheTMA!,

That "Damned Chimp" was pretty funny.

[TheTMA1]

Please leave the wife at home Chimp - there ain't that much ice cream in town.

[TheTMA1]

I have the Gay gene. The Anti-Gay Gene.

I can't help it. It's Evolution! It's a matter of Procreation. You know - 'Survival of the Fittest'!

Darwinism! And if the Lib/Commie/ Democrats really bought into this Evolution idiocy they would be Anti-Queer.

[onviant]

Al Franken is too anti-American for Iran.

[SW34R3NG3N]

rofl

[lighwave]

Worthless conservative hypocrites. Republican Mark Sanford, hypocritical conservative crybaby, sniveling his life political away. Betcha he feels Clinton pain times ten! LOL! Jesus hated hypocrite! LOL! LOL! LOL!

[TheTMA1]

Clean up your own house before you start telling other their house is dirty. I would expect that to take a life time. Hypocrite!

Jesus said to remove the Log in your own eye before commenting on the splinter in an others eye. Now who's laughing?

Biblical imbecile.......

[lighwave]

'Hopelessly impossible' hypocritical conservative crybaby using tax payer funds to carry on their extramarital affair with "a dear, dear friend from Argentina.". HA! Where are the crazy Palins and their phony outrage now?!

[TheTMA1]

He is padding his Resume for a run in the Democrat party. Doesn't this qualify him for the Presidential Nomination?

[willamurray]

David Letterman would watch "Are You Sluttier Than a 5th Grader?" He would also produce it and host to get near underage girls... just going by the stuff he's said.

[WERTY317]

oh. and you forgot the no birth certificate this time...... tut tut.... stick to the script next time... even if it sucks.

[amboy362]

I see our laughable looser liberal Werty speaks again. It's fun to watch another liberal make a fool out of himself. Keep being you Werty.

[jjsalmiya]

WERTY "hates" NewsBusted so much he/she keeps coming back. Seems odd.

[edcoondog]

if you don't like it DONT WATCH IT you liberal moron.

[TheTMA1]

Do you mean sucks like the Lame Stream Media or sucks like you?

[WERTY317]

Just not funny. Really. Get someone to write your stuff, or take more time, read a book, come up with new ideas.... teleprompter.... my god.... how about doing some Watergate jokes or Remember the Maine. Just not funny.

Hell, even if I don't agree with you.... at least inject some humor.

[TheTMA1]

Werty! Your back! Shave it!

[Urbania05]

I'm so glad there are still some people out there who can see the truth. thank you tomturntx. there's still hope after all.

[JohannMint]

It's time she got herself some writers. She just doesn't have a very good sense of humour. Without the canned laughter, all you'd be able to hear would be the sound of crickets.

[ChairmanKam]

The laughter being canned is intentional. But yeah, the jokes are VERY hit&miss with emphasis on MISS. There are some jewels in there though.

[TheTMA1]

It's the same canned laughter from BO The Muslim Turds Press Conferences. So what's your problem? Skip that I haven't got that much time.

[Urbania05]

she is funny. maybe you don't like her stuff because it's all true... and we all know how hard it can be to accept reality.. except if you are one of the 53 million who voted for black jesus... those people just can't even comprehend reality... so they don't bother.

[JohannMint]

Alright, whatever, but comedy doesn't have to be true. It has to be funny. And this isn't funny. It just looks and sounds desperate, uncreative, formulaic and embarrassing.

[Urbania05]

no.. you just descrided our president and his cabinet.

[ptsmmrs]

its like the daily show.....only good.

[amboy362]

Actually most of your posts are extremely funny. Maybe they could use them on Newsbusted as typical liberal speak.

[amboy362]

Its not as bad as the Messiah telling a joke on the Tonight show.

[theifoncross]

"Are you sluttier than a fifth grader?" I would LOL but I work with kids and knowing what I do about teens and MTV, I'm not so sure that was a joke.

[poopbama]

Oh it's a joke, in the sense that LIBERALISM is a joke!

[moldsurvivor]

LOL, Lakers spreading win

[grabac9]

Hahaha! Wounded fly and Peta...good one...

[branbello]

Stupid and lame

[TheTMA1]

bran,

If we want your profile we can look it up.

[Urbania05]

stupid and lame.... like obama?? i think she's clever.

[mykol13v]

While ABC is up with Obama, they should check to see if he has any polyps or hemroids.

[PORTUGAL1010]

The Plunderer-in-Thief finally spoke up today about Iran.

Jimmy Carter re-incarnated with an Arab tan.

The BaWRECK Obamerica has started.

BO Got BC? NBC?

wnd. com to see

[TheTMA1]

....We will defend our island what ever the cost may be. W. C.

We need a man like him again.

God Blessed us with Mr. Churchill at the right moment in time.

For all you Commie/Lib/Democrats - HE WAS A NAZIPHOBE!

[TheTMA1]

58 if you include the Hawaii he was born in.

[PORTUGAL1010]

Erosionist, Revisionist, Lie-berals like you are either ignorant or brianwashed. This country was FOUNDED by people that Believed in God and Thanked GOD FOR everything and gave praise to God and all the Credit to GOD.

Doubt me? Just Google Washington's or Lincoln's Thanksgiving Day Proclamation.

Now you see it was ALL about GOD.

[TheTMA1]

Libs/Commies/Democrats don't know Dick!

Well, perhaps they do. The Lib/Commie/Dem males any way. They know Dick a little to much.

[angelhalsey]

" [Obama is] Afraid to take sides between the head-breaking, women-shackling exporters of terror -- and the people in the street yearning to breathe free. This from a president who fancies himself the restorer of America's moral standing in the world."- krauthammer

[pieceomeat]

Boy did Krauthammer hit the nail on the head or what?

[Drumboy5165]

Amen!

[Kenneth1944]

Glad I stuck with watching these vids. Wasn't really funny at first, but it gets better all the time. Great one Jody, please keep it up.

[jtkirkfan2002]

He would speak out if only he could figure out a way to blame the election results on America.

[specialks1953]

tomturntx,

WELL QUOTED !!!!!!!!

[jtkirkfan2002]

Hillary's injury blamed on America. I guess Pin Stripe had used global warming enough last week.

[Eimhin1]

hahah "Hillary fell ... and b.o. blamed America.." HAHAHAH LOL

[obamaisapieceofshit]

.

Obama lied, a Fly died!

.

[oilhammer04]

More like, *chains* after he is trough enslaving us to generations of debt.

[Jaimetud]

PETA, get a life!

[HaikenEdge]

Good shit

[comptonbrotha]

Vicious episode. But good :)

[HippiesAreNazis]

impeach the teleprompter!!!!!!

[Upwayataoldotcom]

Great Episode!!!

[chattingcat]

Bravo:)

[oilhammer04]

Obama may not respond to world events as soon as many would like, but he needs to wait until his brains give him something to say. He doesn't seem to know much about anything other than standard Marxist dogma.

[TheTMA1]

The only reason for any delay in BO The Muslim Turd not commenting on anything in a timely manner is him having to wait for the Lame Stream Lap Dog Medias Laughter to die down and wait till someone plugs the teleprompter back in.

[chrisquick123451966]

Are Jodi's outfits part of the show?  I noticed it is basically the same outfit each time, just in different colors

[watevatube]

ACLU IS

Athiests Communists Liberals United

[red33410]

"If the fly WERE wounded..."

[red33410]

Great stuff, Jode et al!

[conservativeco]

"Are you sluttier than a fifth grader."

LOL.

[Ictoanius]

Another great one!

I wonder if Acorn will get Al Frankin elected in Iran ROFLMAO

[djmars1983]

And what was the point of you yelling out First like an ass please enlighten me in doing so ?