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  • CRUNCH-RO-DAH!

  • his face is priceless when the woman's clothes fly off...

  • how did he end up on the wind shield when he got hit from the lower part of the bus??

  • I tried this infront of a hot chick at school.

    She knew what I was trying to do.

    Got slapped.

    But she did wink me back after she walked away and I only meant it as a joke.

  • @AsianTaeHyun Moral: It works. Just takes time.

  • @AsianTaeHyun Nice now take her to a party and try again

  • i hate it when the 2 top comments r the same

  • FUS RO DAH

  • If Chuck Norris eats a Dorito the women loses her clothes completely.

  • FUS RO DAH

  • I like how he turned the black cop into a monkey.

  • it would have been funnier if the cop turned into a pig

    

  • Apparently the bus driver wants Doritos

  • wtf only 3 doritos in a bag. wow thats a rip off

  • Totally did not see that coming!!

  • Doritoes - Chuck Norris addition

  • That was GREAT! Why come it didn't win...

  • I would just use the "crunch power" on the girl again...

  • the girl who's cloths get ripped off at 0:07 has the sexiest body i have ever seen!!!! +.+

  • @MrStweetable

    THE SAME REASON THAT HE UNDRESSED A GIRL WITH A DORITO.

  • why was there comments the same?

    why was there a'comments halfway the same?

  • Press 8 to watch him get hit in slow motion

  • this is so funny!!!

  • doesn't the dude look british?

  • lmao

  • Press 2 REALLY fast.

  • ive watched this video like 8 times just for that chick at the beginning

  • press 8 when watching the video

  • forget the bus WHY WAS THERE ONLY 3 DORITOS IN THE BAG!?!?!?!?!?

  • @codawsomeness maybe he was almost done?

  • @tiamta hmmm maybe but the good stuff just started so there had to be only 3.

  • @codawsomeness good point. but he only now focused the magic. who knows. not me

  • @tiamta me either....

  • so .. the moral of this video is , if u don't eat doritos , u die ?

  • @kilkilkilkilk haha

  • Personally I would of made the cop turn into a pig.

  • haha why the heack was the buss on the sidewalk like wtf lol ahah

  • press 8 :]

  • getting women naked without their consent for male pleasure is hilarious! ...

  • He needs to find a way to cheat death

  • @LikenThePie Then Death would just come back for him, geez don't you watch movies?

  • i thought the police man would lose his clothes

  • I think the opposite happened ...they want ur money ...:p

  • the cop should of turned into a pig

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  • @SwaggaSoSick32 don't let tim get them

  • @SwaggaSoSick32

    newfags can't triforce !!

  • ONLY 3 DORITOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Do you know whats weird he had 3 doritoes left i dont really understand that

  • why was there a bus driving half way on the sidewalk??

  • @volcommaster2121 it's the pavement

  • @volcommaster2121 Cus Bus driver is a G, Bus driver drive where ever he WANNA drive!

  • @volcommaster2121 The police office had come to warn everyone about the drunk bus driver... Karma's a bitch

  • amazing..

  • keep pressing 2

    

  • Girl getting crunched once = Naked

    Girl getting crunched twice = Crunchy cheesey naked

  • if had the ability i would do that for so many reasons just not getting hit by a bus

  • So, their saying when we run outta Doritos we are gonna get hit by a bus?

  • @xXaggiesXx23 worth it tbh

  • hold 2

    

  • @delgacrann aaawgh! you made me notice anorexia DX

    shame on you!

  • @voltex12345 OMG your write DX

  • if y where him id do the lady twice

  • 2 for the mans dream

  • keep pressing 88888888888888 for a lot of deaths :D

  • Ok thats just messed up

  • " I WANT SOME DORITOS ! "

  • how is this a promotion of doritioes?

    so theres 3 chips in the bag...

    bargain.

  • Hold. 2.

    Hell. Yes.

  • why was there a bus on the sidewalk

  • @MrSweetable

    Cause the driver was drunk and he "veered" onto the sidewalk. That's why. XD

  • @MrSweetable Chuck Norris told him because chuck want's his Doritos back

  • @MrSweetable

    no one knows

  • @MrSweetable because he didn't have any doritos

  • @MrSweetable Because he ran out of Doritos.....

  • is that the monkey from night at the museum

  • keep pressing 8. it is really funny because he keeps getting hit by a bus. also 4.

  • he is still alive! thank god...

  • 0:16, make it rain!!!!

  • IF I WERE HIM I WOULD EAT THE DORITOS FOR THE LADY OVER AND OVER AGAIN! LOL!

  • He ate like 3 chips and it was all gone... What the Hell?

  • hold 2

  • press 2 and hold for boner and press 4 lol. thumbs up if u agree

  • love the face @ 0:07 and the way he waves his arms @ 0:13 & 0:24 is the funniest ever, this dude is the best for this commercial with the face emotions LMAO

  • Im gonna run to the store and get me 50 bags of doritos!!!!:d mmmmm

  • just keep pressing 2... :)

  • Whoops......

  • i should start eating doritos more :D

  • While the vid is playing hit 8 over and over

  • I like how the Black man was turned into a monkey.

  • free button for half nude chick -->0:06<--

  • press 2 over and over again if u like wut ur gonna see

  • 0:08 He Jizzed in his pants lol

  • WELL HELLO THERE REPLAY BUTTON. Nice undies you have on ;D

    Oh wait............ I'm a girl. DANG IT!.

  • So I dye if I eat a bag of Doritos? :O

  • ya...that first girl...shes my cousin. im not even kidding. shes my cousin.

  • Press 2 to best part

  • black man = monkey? :D

  • @TheDavyBeer The cop was spanish not black.

  • If it weren't for the fact that blacks get referred to as monkeys I'd have actually found this commercial enjoyable.

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  • hahaha too funny at the and at the begining I WISH!!!!

  • i thought he was gonna keep eating to the girl

  • click 2 really fast, like if u had a boner

  • LOL!

    Do that on a calculator and it acctually CAN devide by zero!

  • @Dynamitelawl .....and turns into a robot!

  • LOL He really got ripped off, it was only 3 of those shits in that bag

  • Doritos Soo Good you'll be hit by a bus very enthusiastic

  • Wow .... what a sweet sexy women she looks attractive....like such womens...

  • the women is sooooo sexy <<3

  • Any one got doritos?!

  • keep pressin 8!

  • a monkey cuz he is black!

  • KARMA

  • OK SOME 1 GIVE ME A PIC OF THAT GIRL AFTER THE GUY ATE THE DORITO.!

  • press pause then play then hold down 2

  • 7 more people ran out of Doritos since last time.

  • keep pressing 8

  • Keep pressing 2... Your Welcome...

  • thumbs up if you stopped the video when the lady got her clothes blown away!

  • man, if i were that dude i would do it to the chick until her underwear disappears

  • HOLD 2

  • @animewatcher081 i see ribcage.

  • So the black guy turns in to a monkey huh?That's not racist or anything...

  • @Grim3223 the guy was white

  • @omegaman555 ah yes.I see.It seems that I shall be the racist this day...

  • @Grim3223

    LOL

  • jhahahahahahah

    

  • keep pressing 8

  • HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA..... funneh

  • click on 2 and oogle

  • I think its funny that the cop turned into a monkey and the girl just lost her cloths. Satire anyone?

  • Thumbs up if you got a boner at 0:07

  • @JaeJaezX1 i bet ur fat, and have no friends if that really gives u a hard on u low life piece of shit

  • @TheRoughriders25 You are a low life piece of shit for calling him a low life piece of shit you low life piece of shit.

  • @JaeJaezX1 nope just you, sicko.

  • lol why did they have to turn the BLACK COP into a monkey

  • @texasgreatest210 Because hes a porch monkey

  • how come he only got 3 chips......

  • @coreypower177 goood question

  • if i were him i would hve done the dorito on the lady again

  • @Pwnzerage14 lol exactly what I thought

  • @Pwnzerage14 lol no I would use the money to buy more doritos then go back to multiple woman XD

  • @Pwnzerage14 Clever thought!

  • Keep pressing 2

  • keep pressin 8 XD haahahaha

  • Well, I didn't like the woman losing her dress part, but the other stuff was pretty funny.

  • @Diamondia12 The woman losing her dress was gold. Your not fag are you?

  • @BIGFISH7831 Fuck you watch some crap

  • @BIGFISH7831 So annoying you stopped commenting. Hahahahaha

  • Ohh the power of Doritos :) <3

  • I would GLADLY watch Doritos ads before videos instead of these stupid ass Toyota commercials. These don't suck.

  • you know you paused at 0:06 .......

  • KARMAAAAA :L

  • hahaha great!!

  • i need those chip NOW

  • keep pressing 2

  • that police officer already looked kinda like a monkey before he turned into one...

  • oh the irony he says......

  • awesomely disgusting

  • @babycute4u He was just joking so you should get a life and a sense of humor

  • Are you seriously bringing race into this??? He was a COP not just a "black guy". If they didn't put black people in it someone would complain, but no one would complain if it was a cop from another race that got turned into a monkey, my goodness get a life.

  • Why was the black guy turned into a monkey?

  • I do That Do that If i had the power of.. doritos ....i get A billlion dollars I Be rich as hell even Richer Than That Freak Justin biber More richer than lady gagA Who would agree with me.... i be hell so rich

  • anyone else think its racist that the black cop got turned into a monkey?

  • sexy woman, much better than that fat chick from the supermarket

  • keep pressing 2

  • @funnyman487 good call