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  • yeah your cold try living in Yellowknife its A LOT HARDER

  • amusing, but that is not Cook.

  • @MrShenhai ya its jeremy hotz

  • not dane cook

  • O.o

  • oh it's not him, he's still funny though! xD

  • this is Jeremy Hotz not Dane Cook... fail

  • Jeremy hotz ... not even close

  • Where's the rest of it?

  • @kanenight10 its not dane cook its jeremy hotz

  • wow dane cook is actually funny!

  • Does anybody know what show this is called or where I could find it??? I've been searching for years!

  • @Masterskurken no its jeremy hotz

  • i just got pranked by beardyman... but good to know he doesnt like dane cook

  • @BassandTheMovement thank god

  • Beardyman sent me here.

  • YES ! Jeremy Hotz !!!

  • Dance Cookie is sofa king wired.

  • Whats wrong with his voice? Is he crying or what?

  • @Phantom2322 thats because its not dane cook. its jeremy hotz

  • this doesn't sound like Dane

  • wheres the rest of this video! i want more!

  • Ya know.... Fuck yall, I don't care who da hell it is. It sounds like him so i'm just like whateva. Fuck it, set back, and enjoy da material :)

  • This is one of the best comedy sketches ever.

  • OK GUYS. everyone knows this isn't dane cook, so why doesn't someone just change the name of this video to jeremy hotz in canada?! cuz you can't find this under the name of jeremy hotz.

    also, YES, to a lot of people (including me), jeremy hotz and dane cook sound exactly alike and their comedy style is pretty similar.

  • Dane Cook is funny Jeremy Hotz is just freaking annoying.

  • hey evn if it isnt Dane its still fuckin hilarious!!

  • the fuck is this

  • 85 people must eat cheesies

  • Even though its not dane cook its still halarious

  • This is fuckin Jeremy hots not Dane Cook

  • Jeremy Hotz? Wow.

  • not dance obviously but he's funny he reminds me of brian regan little too

  • only one word can describe this dane cook wannabe: FAILURE!

  • @Lexa7D7 This was done in 1997 You sir, do not know comedy

  • @Fjordbaanger

    comedy: the humorous aspect of life or of events.

    ^pretty sure i know what comedy is^

  • @Lexa7D7 ooh, you used a dictionary! I'm so proud! you're growing up so fast *tear*

  • @Fjordbaanger OR i just have the intelligence to form complete sentences and describe mediocre words that anyone with even the slightest modicum of a brain can explain. Any who i have better things to do with my life then continue on with this childish debate!

    p.s. i actually think you are really hilarious!......i like your style. =)

  • @Lexa7D7 thank you, being the herald for the Norse gods pays off

  • @Fjordbaanger wow you are really stupid like i mean you must have a mental disability THIS IS JEREMY HOTZ these two comedians (Dane Cook and Jeremy Hotz) sound nothing alike second of all its not Dane Cook's style of jokes so dont even try and say somebody else doesnt know comedy like really pay attention but most of all KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!

  • @gtarox225 Uhh bro, before you piss yourself in anger, I know this is Jeremy Hotz. In fact, upon re-evaluation of my comments, I have no fucking idea how you determined that I thought this was Dane Cook.

    also it's "you're", not "your" :3

  • @Fjordbaanger Hey buddy guess what i dont see anything saying that would explain how you would think this is Jeremy Hots. First of all Lexa7D7 said ''only one word describes this Dane Cook wannabe: FAILURE. Then you said he/she doesnt know comedy as in this is Dane Cook but a while ago it was recorded. So no actually i did re-evaluate your previous messages and none of them would explain how ''you'' think this is Jeremy Hots. Other people know this is Jeremy Hots but you obviously dont.

  • @gtarox225 Dude, I was refferring to the fact that Lexa7D7 said that Jeremy Hotz was a Dane Cook wannabe, by saying that couldn't be possible since this recording was made in 1997, well before Dane Cook's career as a comedian had started, so Jeremy Hotz could not be a Dane Cook wannabe. Admittedly, my wording could've been better, because I can see how you'd come to that conclusion. But come on, how could anyone think this is Dane Cook, Jeremy Hotz doesn't even sound like him.

  • This isn't Dane cook. Not even funny either

  • @MrTmAnvuke you kidding me? I laughed my ass off. You must be American.

    Before you say anything, SO AM I

  • I Love Canada <33 Or I Guess Cana-Duhh xDD 

  • Not Dane Cook.

  • This is jeremy hotz, but i love this guy.

  • ...and we're calling it chicken u assholexD lmao

  • @32seamus32 um obv Canadian and nova scoitan it's much different? I'm Canadian to but makin fun of all of us is hilarious eh? Lol

  • Lol funny. Dane Cook is hella funny.

  • Let me ask you a question Do You Think This Is Dane Cook? If you think yes let me ask you another question Do You Have DOWN Syndrome

  • this isn't Dane cook......what the heck

  • Yeah im Canadian and to me this is hilarious oh yeah its a little racist but whatever hes Canadian too he can make fun of us

  • I was expecting Dane Cook. But I got Jeremy Hotz. I love them both, they're funny... But dude, REALLY?

  • this is not fuckn dane cook....

  • we hate u dwade0622, ur happy because u got 77,000 views, that's actually 77,000 people who hate you.....but we love dane cook.....this is not that....

  • is dane cook calling me stupid because im Canadian

  • @lovlyglameow It's not even Dane Cook. >.>

  • YEEEE! go Canada!

  • it kinda sounds like jerry sienfeld doesnt it???

  • that is not fucking Dane Cook

  • this is Jeremy Hotz, not Dane Cook

  • This isn't Dane Cook

  • this is Jeremy Hotz.

    Born in Ontario.

  • he was in canada 4 this and tha ppl were laughing dumbass

  • not dane but SOO FUNNY

  • its not dane cook, its that guy that always keeps his hand in front of his mouth, BTW im canadian, why do people make people fun of canada? i mean, im nova scotian but either way...

  • dont worry everyone makes fun of every place

  • arguing on the internet is like the special olympics, evan if you win, your still retarded

  • Look sushi or whatever the fuck your name is u better fuck off Dane cook is fucking hilarious. Jk Dane cook sux. I mean he's ok but not that funny

  • That's Jeremy Hotz but still good

  • hes funny, and i forgot his name, but not Dane Cook,

  • thats not dane cook

  • Not Dane Cook

  • this is jeremy hotz. although funny, nto dane cook

  • omg lmfao !!!!!!!!!!!! pooooing

  • haha holy fuck! XDDD but still this anit dane cook. =/

  • I rest my case, lol. People who try to insult anyone on youtube are retards. Thanks for proving my point! ;)

    Now fetch my slippers, and pipe.

  • Yea, only retards try to insult people on youtube. Im just making a point. Lol, and dane cook WOULD be stupid enough to jump in front of a train. =]

  • i absolutely died. like laughing so hard pain in my stomach that last the entire ten minutes.

  • Same exact thing. Side splitting pain.

  • @Senshi410 this video isn't even fucking Dane Cook,

    and if you think someone such as Dane cook deserves to jump in fron of a train , well HES NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO DO THAT . unlike you you emo fucker.

    Just for thinking that, you should goo grab your blad cut open your wrist pour salt in it, run to the edge of a cliff have your bestfriend push you . watch your mom fucking some homeless person. As your fingering a fucking monkey as you come to realize your just a waste of skin.

  • i hope you jump infront of a train

  • @Senshi410 go to hell you lifeless loser :] you have no fawking sence of humor so GO AWAY

  • what the fuck this isnt dane cook you moron this is jeremy hotz. get your shit right i really wanted to hear some dane cook today lol

  • What the heck this is not Dane Cook

  • @crazyweirdo101 Yeah I know, right?

    I'm listening to this and I'm like "Who the fuck is this? This is great!" :)

  • its Jeremmy Hotz

    he always has that voice ahahah

  • Its Jeremy Hotz

  • @lilkraziikid2662 hes name is in the title

  • who is this guy? Whats his name he is funny lol!

    plz tell me

  • Jeremy Hotz

  • Jeremy Hotz

  • doesnt sound like dane cook

  • i saw this on tv.. and it wasnt dane cook

  • Thats not Dane Cook. That that guy that always looks like he wants to cry. The guy that talks about old men putting their figs in his face.

  • definitely not dane cook

  • this is the guy off of sienfield

  • haha... that dane cook is a silly bitch!

  • this aint dane

  • lol this is one of the funniest ones ive ever heard! lol and it was uploaded on my birthday :)

  • hes shitty i guess that y u wated time commenting and watcvhed the vid

  • this isnt dane cook

  • I dont think this Dane Cook

  • This guy's hilarious, but he sounds like he's sobbing. Trying to figure out if it adds to the hilarity. :)

  • It's not Dane Cook it's Jeremy Hotz !

  • yeah it dosnt sound like dane cook

  • THANK YOU! You are awesome for giving the name of the comedian! XD

  • It was a pleasure...he is a good comedian and I like his act :)

  • Your Crack is sticking out of your pants

    Can you not feel that!?

    Pull up your pants and get the fuck out of my house.

  • you the pawn of satan? no im cold!

    lmao haha hilarious but not dane cook.. really obvious...

    and canada owns.. xD

  • lol are you hating on me no i am COLD LOL

  • jeremy is shitty

  • FUCK

  • Never heard of this guy but he;s funny

  • jeremy hotz is the shit

    and dane cook is too

    but this is jeremy hotz

  • LOL not Dane cook but still really funny

  • this isnt dane cook

  • jeremy hotz

  • this guy is good, i can't remember his name... but its definitely not dane fook...

  • too bad this isnt dane cook.

  • this is jeremy hotz

  • IT IS!

  • iv seen this guy preform hes funny. he smiles at the end of his phrases persay

  • this guy is almost as funny as dane

  • gaywad

  • this is not dane cook dane cook =(

  • ive heard this guy before, he's always laughing or w.e when he does his routine

  • jeremy hotz!! ha

  • This is not dane, but oMG this guy is HARRIOUS

  • im canadian and i almost pissed my pants cuz its so true

  • Someone please tell me who this comedian is!

  • This is NOT Dane Cook..

  • This guy sounds like he's on the verge of tears... Good jokes though.

  • dane cook...

  • who is this guy? hes hilarious!!

  • I have this on my old pc. Its actually about 1hr long. Very good

  • if you have it on ur old pc... can u post it on youtube? so I can view it? thanx very much:P

  • Anyone know who actually this is?

  • Jeremy Hotz

  • jeremy Hotz

  • thx ^^ *goes to find more vids later*

  • lol i thought dane cook wuz sick in this vedeo but its not him lol but this guy actually made me lagh so frikin hard in the beginnin and ussually dane cook can only make me do tht, haha but its pretty hularious dane cook rox 2

  • wow... dane cook sucks here...

  • This isn't dane cook

  • Ok! Stop b****ing! All you do is complain that Dane Cook isnt in the video except for the picture! Dane Cook is not the only comedian on earth, in fact I think this guy is even funnier than Dane Cook! So if you dont mind, STOP LEAVING COMMENTS ON THIS GUYS PAGE ABOUT HOW THIS GUY SUCKS BECAUSE HES NOT DANE MOTHER F***ING COOK! LISTEN TO THE GUY OR F*** OFF!!!

  • This isn't Dane Cook! He's way better!

  • whether it is or isn't the awesome Dane Cook, it's still rather hilarious.

  • This guy is actually a good comedian too, his name is Jeremy Hotz, he was my favourite before I heard dane cook :)

  • Not Dane Cook but hillarious.

  • its not him!!!

    he IS funny...

    but still

  • he sucks. and isnt funny. dane cook is amazing

  • yeah i know i made a mistake. i was on limwire and it said dane cook so i just wrote dane cook.

  • You should change it then.

  • this is not dane cook

  • yeh, i'm sure that's not dane, but he IS about to shit himselft. or maybe he's been stabbed... i dunno, but hes in pain, that much is evident

  • this isnt dane but everything he says is true lmao

  • Dude, dont go pissing off Texans

  • this guy is funny

  • this is'nt dane cook

  • WTF I WANT DANE COOK!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wow it is Jeremy Hotz. I wonder why the Slip and Bleed joke is so close to the joke in the gig.oh well thsi guy should chaneg the name by now

  • who is this guy?

  • not Dane Cook but this guy's funny too. i forget the name

  • jerry

  • yea really not him

  • This is a pathetic attempt to joke Dane Cook. You're not funny...the audience must be easily entertained.

  • babe, Its not even dane cook.

  • not dane cook bastard

  • yeah this isnt dane cook, whoever made this is a dumbass