Cute Girls on Bikes, My Shocking Confession

[aquapunkchick]

yay!!!!!!! you're backkkkkkk glomp*

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@aquapunkchick GLOMP

More videos in the new year? YES

[cutekitten12]

ur canadian? im canadian!! nooo waaay, i love u man

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@cutekitten12 Haha, thank you !

[factoredpuppy]

A very funny joke, but poorly executed. I completely missed it on the first watch, and was very confused, then went back and realized that it was pedALphile, meaning into bikes, I guess, or pedaling, maybe? Anyway, there was a lot of potential there, but I think the way you speak, and the short duration of the word appearing on the screen, combined to make this more confusing than funny. Too bad.

[asimplecadence]

Oh how I've missed you.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@asimplecadence The trick was to stop being embarrassed by my broken microphone.

Also, I missed you too!

[hithertoalas]

@HandfulOfMinutes okay, I feel like an idiot. I totally would not have caught that if you hadn't of explained it to me. Although I do have to say I am very relived, you had me worried there =)

[Garneleaf]

I don't know who you are, I haven't seen you in SO MANY YEARS. SO MANY. YEARS. SO MA. NY YE. ARS. SOMA. NY. EARS.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@Garneleaf Alfie,what have I told you about writing Youtube comments while sober?

[Garneleaf]

@HandfulOfMinutes Sorry, I started not drinking early today.

[mellbells]

Imma hop on a bike more often now. ;-P

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@mellbells Point of almost-irony: I don't own a bike! It's longboarding for me.

[Loreki]

I'm sure pedalphilia is the kind of thing you can "pray out". Have you tried that?

Sadly there's no cure for liking girls.

[soapoperalover6]

cute girls are cute...especially on bikes

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@soapoperalover6 CORRECTAMUNDO (let's bring that back, shall we?)

[soapoperalover6]

@HandfulOfMinutes let's.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@soapoperalover6 !!!

[penbay44]

Just got the joke.... Hahaha :)

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@penbay44 Phew!

[DarkenedYeastExtract]

When you had the caption "It's the right thing to do" I instantly read it in the voice of the Paladin Tank from C&C Generals. Anyone know what I'm on about? Hello? *echoing* 

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@DarkenedYeastExtract Ha! I've played Command & Conquer but I'm afraid that is where we must part ways on the highway of shared experiences.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@hithertoalas PEDALphile....shucks, I think perhaps I should have put that caption on for longer!

But yes, to be 100% clear to anyone else who misheard - I'm making a joke about liking cute girls on bikes, not a serious statement about being into kiddy fiddling.

[SuperOnigiripanda]

@HandfulOfMinutes you scared me.

[shimmer41]

You know who else wouldn't be fazed to learn you were a pedalphile? Michael Jackson.

....Too soon? Yup, way too soon....

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@shimmer41 Well, they were making those jokes for longer before his death than it takes to raise a child to adulthood so here I'm not sure where the "too soon" guidelines fall there.

[yohnazo]

What did you just say at the end? XD

This is a crazy video, wasn't expecting it :P

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@yohnazo Haha, I said "WAYYYYY HETEROOOOO" in a way I'd thought about cutting into the beginning but it broke the flow too violently...however, I couldn't just NOT include it, now could I?

[yohnazo]

@HandfulOfMinutes

No way, that just wouldn't be as fun XD

[allen2441]

Wow Your not gay ? Lol

[ThaMrNacho]

...

Indeed?

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@ThaMrNacho .............

Yes!

[Elinious]

My bicycle is actually pretty much my only way of transportation. Yep, that's life in the Netherlands :)

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@Elinious It's a good way to live!