SMBC Theater Short - The Wish

[doctor9898]

How about wishing for a new right hand?

[GaEv4]

he should have also wished to be good in bed.

[doubek2k]

@GaEv4 why?



[GaEv4]

@doubek2k So that he would have more fun and so that his reputation would work with his low standards to get him even more sex.

[GodofReapers]

"Victus, patronus, ich bin ein Stuck Kuche!"

[PariahLycan]

Sell your soul to the devil, then touch him on the penis.

[Lollocide]

You are now noticing that JP Nickel has a deformed right hand.

You now cannot watch any of the other video's without noticing THE HAND OF DESTINY!

[xavierdominicerrol]

i'm suprised there's not top rated penis touchign comment for once

[nikoincroatia]

2 out of 3 ain't bad

[Sanshaino]

Still the best one.

[NethayrusShadowblood]

"Ich bin ein Stück Kuchen" is "I'm a piece of cake". "Ich bin ein Stück Küche" is "I'm a piece of kitchen". What he says sounds like "Ik bin ein Stuck Kukka" which makes no sense, but I think they were trying to say the cake line.

[MadeOfCATS]

@NethayrusShadowblood What is the "Victus patronos"?

[NethayrusShadowblood]

@MadeOfCATS

As far as I can tell, that's butchered Latin. At least it's not German, unless they really screwed up the pronunciation.

[kuliimjulischreiben]

@NethayrusShadowblood It is German. My boyfriend had to tell me what he said, but it's "Ich bin ein Stueck Kuchen!!" (I am a piece of cake!!) XD

[LootFragg]

@NethayrusShadowblood The beginning, yes, but then it actually sounds like reading German with an English accent. "Victus patronus ich bin ein Stück (Kuchen?)." And yes, that's common mispronunciation. So after all the saying is something like "Guardian of sustenance, I am a slice of cake." Chant some inconsistent foreign language stuff only because it sounds occult and the average English speaker doesn't understand it, make him try to find out what it means, touch him on the penis.

[NethayrusShadowblood]

@LootFragg

Yes, that's what I said. I just said "Victus Patronus" is not German, not that there was no German anywhere (read my comment before the one you are referring to)

[LootFragg]

@NethayrusShadowblood Do not want. Yeah, alright, I only see a comment and then join right in. Sorry for that.

[ilovemusicWIKA]

damn i want that wish

[smsff7]

Am I the only person who was unable to hear what his wish was?

[vaguelyreptilian]

@smsff7 "I want to be bisexual, immune to STDs and have no standards"

[439613]

this is still one of the best SMBC's

[dontmessmagic]

Be bisexual, immune to STDs and have no standards, touch him on the penis.

[Briancmwilliams]

@dontmessmagic Whats the touch him on the penis thing ...

I feel out of the loop.

[dontmessmagic]

@Briancmwilliams Watch SMBC: Cosmotopian.

[nade486]

The Latin words, victus and petronus, mean living and rocky respectively, I believe.

[RoarsInPublic]

@cartmansboner ...Whoa.

[mattocaster87]

Hold down 8.

[orrin4]

@mattocaster87 eeeeeeEEEEEEEpic!

[Crunkmastaflexx]

i don't get it

[smoosy]

"Shit..... That's good."

[439613]

we need more smbc videos about religion

[DarthJackson2]

@ 0:04

WTF IS WITH JP'S RIGHT HAND. HE HAS STUBBY WEIRD FINGERS.

[WhiteKnight74648]

@DarthJackson2 he was born with a birth defect.  I see him IRL on holidays cause he is married to my step sister.

[DarthJackson2]

@WhiteKnight74648

O.O

Oh Gosh... I'm sorry. I thought he was clumsy and cut them off or something... I'm so sorry.

[dumbzebra]

he forgot "sterile"

[warlockd]

@dumbzebra He is selling his soul to the devil, doubt he cares about his kids:P

[RushFugu]

@dumbzebra

Doesn't "imune to STDs" cover that?

ZING!

[Kogerii]

Alot of effects and costumes for so short a scene. Sweet!

[XianL]

Sell your soul to the Devil, and touch him on the penis.

[snowyowl0]

I hereby sell my soul in order to wish for my soul back. Also being immune to STDs.

[Mrknowladge]

I love how even the angel goes 'shit, that's good'

[JustHaveFUN221]

Ha! JP Nickel and Jon Brence=Fawesome.

[Altimadark]

You know you're doing something right if the devil is impressed.

[wrh61]

is that really a bible

[wrh61]

Those man-boobs have put me off my game for a week...

[WinLaikPya]

that's good :|

[LunarEntity]

Summon the devil, touch him on the penis

[GBart]

Hah! So basically he would be a bonobo.

[whyohwhynousername]

Copycat.

[Ido013]

And have no standards? XD

[RunAndCoke]

that does not mean he has the skills needed to even seduce a tree stump.

[somercet1]

This gets funnier every time I watch it.

[Ssalamanderr]

Summon the devil, touch him on the penis.

[hishou2]

nice reference

[hflevack]

Dicks Dicks Dicks, The Number of the Beast! Go!

[valkyrio]

good one

[shalantas]

@Ssalamanderr this is annoying already

[UROCYON]

@Ssalamanderr his penis or the devil's penis?

[ErayTarrell]

That smile on the angel was perfect!

[totallymeat]

Impeccable timing with the final shots!

[somercet1]

FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!

But if it were me, I would only have to wish for immunity, I got the rest. :-D

[valkyrio]

y halo thar

[somercet1]

Hello thar back. ;-)

[toskoramone]

the devil has some rad manboobs

[feckineejit]

Any excuse for James to get all painted up again!

[fdaen]

I just cant listen/understand to his wish. What was it?

[schumacherenator]

@retrobane Ha, ha! You repeated the punchline! Good one!

[retrobane]

@schumacherenator That's a weirdly uncharacteristic thing for me to do.

It is a true statement, though.

[4lligator]

Granted, you are now Elton John

[gizmofly870]

@retrobane If it had excisted,there would have been a special circle of hell for people like you.

[retrobane]

@gizmofly870 ITT: Some person getting mad at a lady on the internet for a post she made a year ago

MORE AT ELEVEN.

(Also I -do- want that.)

[darksteelone]

I wanna be bysexual immune to STD's and have no standards

[Khaeven2]

His face at the end. Priceless.

[Theninjasarecoming]

Shhhhiiiiiit, makes my wish for eternal life and youth with my soul seem ridiculous by comparison.

[D35J4RD1N5]

Ageless Immortality, I think you'll also want to ask from indestructibility and an immunity to pain

[dragyduck]

I've been listening to the incantation over and over again and what I hear is:

"Victus, Patronus, ik ben een stuk koek"... te latter meaning "I'm a piece of cake" in dutch... and I mean a literal translation, nothing provebial or anything. You used dutch to invoke the devil? Awesome!

[hetepatat]

It doesn't sound like that at all. Even if he doesn't know how to pronounce it correctly, I don't think anyone would pronounce "ik" as "ich", "een" as "ein" and "koek" as "kocha".

[SergeantBiscuits]

I believe he's saying "ich bin ein Stuck Kuche!", which is "I'm a piece of cake" in /German/.

[TheBigdogal]

@SergeantBiscuits

I would think he says Ich bin ein Stück Kacke, which is poop in German.

'kacke ' would be pronounced 'Kucka' if you use the US-American pronounciation of the vowels.

Enjoy the shorts :)

[SchuBomb]

@SergeantBiscuits Yeah, just with incredibly bad pronounciation.

[Alexrider02]

@SergeantBiscuits Cept he also says patronus in there...

[SergeantBiscuits]

@Alexrider02 That's a Harry Potter spell...

[Alexrider02]

@SergeantBiscuits I know it is, I was just saying, that was the only thing I could tell. I listened to it a couple times and that was all I could hear.

[RatDude1996]

@SergeantBiscuits I put in translate and it says "I am a piece of kitchen"

I liked yours better

[MadeOfCATS]

@SergeantBiscuits Really? i'm dissapointed in SMBC! I trusted them to make their spells in butchered latin!

[gurkenhamster]

Ahh (Ich nehme einfach mal ein du bist auch Deutscher) das sagt er. Ich habe "Ich bin ein..." verstanden, dann habe ich aber nur "Stuckuck" gehört. Ich hatte er gedacht "Kuckuck"

[EssThree]

lol that's pretty great. You'd be a giant man-slut and not have to care about anything...

[ApplePiePodDuex]

That's good. :|

BAAH I LOVE IT

[randomite88]

nice tits on satan, there.

[praguepride]

Don't you know? Satan originated TITS OR GTFO, so of course he's sporting a pair.

[Alymdrictels]

one of your best, thoroughly enjoyed it ^^

[TwinsenDude]

rofl this one is amazing

[CGDW2]

Wow.

Great choices. But I'd just have asked for a harem.

[Pandor25]

Was not that 3 wish? Tough he say any wish so i guess he can have 3:/

[kipchak]

Theater's closed due to aids.

[Totema1]

You mean it's not in the pool?

[Korin43]

That was amazing.

[ctastrophe]

Satan has boobies

[DrSmoochums]

The last line made it.

[cream0fwheat]

I lol'd

[Totema1]

So we're all saying that AIDS is not a disease?

[ninjagod1337]

AIDS, n. Pathol.

a DISEASE of the immune system characterized by increased susceptibility to opportunistic infections, as pneumocystis carinii pneumonia and candidiasis, to certain cancers, as Kaposi's sarcoma, and to neurological disorders: caused by a retrovirus and transmitted chiefly through blood or blood products that enter the body's bloodstream, esp. by sexual contact or contaminated hypodermic needles. Cf. AIDS virus.

[Eldxale42]

Best. Wish. Ever.

[weeecrap]

Damn... I just can't understand what he said - except for "STD" and "No standards". I hope this is because English is not my first language... is there any transcription of this?

[okamishujin]

STD means sexually transmitted disease, so no chance of AIDS or anything like that for him!

[Czarewich]

Isn't AIDS a STI, not a STD

[Asiancomedian]

@Czarewich

Now you had your opportunity to show off how smart you are, now go away.

[Czarewich]

Sup internet tough guy?

[Asiancomedian]

@Czarewich Sup, fellow internet tough guy?

[Noahlefevre]

@Czarewich

Theyre the same thing, just STI is supposedly a better way of saying it that they're trying to put into use

[Czarewich]

Well, that's why I asked whether or not it was a STI or STD. I thought there was a difference. Thanks for clearing that up.

[okamishujin]

There's no difference from what I understand, STI is just the more commonly used term these days, though I imagine there could be a difference between the two in doctor-speak.

[Frungi]

Weird, I've never heard of an STI.

[Rumda]

If you want to get technical about it then an STD is the disease, and a STI is the infection so if you were immune to STDs then you would never display the symptoms of AIDS but you could still be HIV positive

[Noahlefevre]

No problem =)

[Kazul9923]

he said "I want to be bisexual, immune to STD's, and have low standards."

[weeecrap]

lol...

thanks a lot!

[yOsHiBrO]

I believe he said no standards lol.

[ElMassi666]

Best one yet

[Lugnal]

SMBC never failed to make me stop and go 'hmmm...', except for the deliberately simple ones ofcourse.

Huge ideas crammed in one panel comics and half a minute videos... AWESOME

[Lugnal]

After making me laugh ofcourse.

[Vlaew]

I would have just wished to be the devil.

Then I can wish whatever the fuck I want.

[ExtremeSquared]

AAAAAAAAA!

Devil Yanni!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[KidmumuDH]

Wait a second, does he want to fuck and be fucked by guys?? get out of here, what a gay wish.

[Vlaew]

Yes because being bisexual means you only fuck and get fucked by guys.

Idiot.

[Katana314]

You're thinking of HOMOsexual. Bi means "both".

Plus he said no standards.

[Vlaew]

Thanks for catching my sarcasm.

[AbsalomPitchingfork]

Right, because there's somehow something wrong with being gay.

[TheBloodyloon]

No.... It's referring to his ability to get sex anywhere and any time.

The hell part is because he's selling his soul to get it.

[AbsalomPitchingfork]

Please check the original context of the comment before assuming you understand the meaning of it.

Besides, your comment made no sense.

[PhilKahnusPrime]

If only I were immune to STDs.

[ZMoreland04]

Best wish ever.

[UltraAyla]

Totally surprised me - hilarious. Nice job guys

[FreakinHernandez]

I think it's "Ich bin ein Stück Kuchen" pronounced in a very non-German way.

That translates as "I'm a piece of cake"(literally).

[fetch877]

What is "Ich bin ein Schticupga", or whatever his last chant was? Am I just hearing things?

[schizoidish]

*whistles*

Devil thought he had seen it all.

[koliarre]

That's good.

[InterludeAuthor]

I fucking lol'd.

[dmh3000]

Hah! Loved it. Now to go back in time and steal your ideas so that I become the greatest comedy writer ever.

[TomSFox]

But ... those were THREE wishes!!!

[jakeandaustin]

what did he wish for?

[metacob]

- bisexual

- immune to STDs

- no standards

[Yessj]

YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING

[4rcit4]

I had to play this one a few times to understand what he wished for, but somehow that made it all the more funny when the penny dropped.

[Cerberus889]

Lol! I watched like 3 times!!!

One of your best so far right along with the "satan is a bitch theory of fossilization".

[VagueLoaf]

I wish for 10 wishes.

I wish for my soul.

[econojon]

Sorry, but the only way to get it back is to beat Satan in a fiddle contest.

[randomite88]

robot chicken ftw

[IIIIFile13IIII]

psh, i didn't need to make a deal with the devil to do that.

[feedommodoyle]

Oh MY GOD that Soul Glo Jerry Curl Lionel Ritchie wig! I've died and gone to purgatory.

[CableBoxTV]

haha perfect delivery haha

[SPAZ111]

hahaha

good one guys! that was hilarious!

[zporkz]

ROFL, hahaha, that's a pretty good wish.

[CrazedGeek]

James shirtless scares me slightly...

[Zombiebushi]

Really good but really short.

[CaptainDesk]

That's what she said.

[RichGilly]

LMAO!!! That is fucking great! The reactions are what sell it

[Alexuchiha95]

14th comment :P

Great video :)

very funny

[Drarack]

holy shit. how couldnt i think of THAT?! now i sold my soul for mere money and some bitches

[stormbreaker123]

Brilliant, that is truly the perfect wish :D

[DamienHell]

That is good.

[gazbostuart]

lol that was beautiful.

[graxthetyrant]

That IS good.

[voxiphiliac]

today (Nov. 8) is my birthday. Now I know what I should have wished for.

[Ravalexand]

Id make that wish

[MakeABoom]

lawl

[CurryCurry]

hahaha, great

btw, the last bit of his summoning spell is german for "i am a piece of pie" :p

[SersProductions]

you sure he said "kuchen"? It sounds more like "Ich bin ein Stück Kacke". Or something like that.

[deathmage111]

Great work guys :D

[AnEnigma8624]

lmao. Hilarious as always.

[Jakuio]

And the lesson here is: Always Be Prepared.