Troll Physics - The Solution To Global Warming

[TheDamox]

Trololo

[Thrusters101]

Troll up to

[trumsu915]

where did you get the infinite jetpacks?

[calimanduff]

fururama much?

[howtofold190]

um that would either make freeze earth to death

(thats why earth is this way right now)

or cause more global warming becasue the jetpacks

create stuff that ruin the stuff and cause global warming

[alexmania12345]

@howtofold190 oh come on, it's just 4 fun

[Bajernus]

just like in futurama :D

[AeonDeity]

Huh... time to invest in jetpacks.

[DonMezzo]

Futurama

[Zandonus]

impossibiru... but the orbit would stabilize anyway.. but umm, im no astrophysician ...

[doombybbr]

@Zandonus it would work.... except we would be sent flying further away from the sun each year

[JuliusIsMe]

That's actually a pretty good idea, it stops global warming and dosesn't afraid of anything,

[mat2468xk]

i really want to know what's the music

[supermorshu64]

@mat2468xk spanish flea

[cptmacmillan1111]

Song?

(sorry, i dont know)

[wgilbert1]

you got this off an episode of futurama

[Darkassason]

New ice age founded.

[megashadowwii]

what if they push it toward the sun problem troll? didnt think this through didnt you

[MegaKillerDeathHippo]

It is caused by the sun but greenhouse gases make it worse

[DJMEELAAAAR]

Futurama did it first.

[TheMatrixRules]

The real solution to Global Warming: Nuclear winter.

[predXator619]

@TheMatrixRules Patrolling the mohave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter,

[diablo2849]

@TheMatrixRules Flood.............

[ultimapwnzr]

Global warming isn't caused by the sun it's caused by carbon emissions from natural gas so the only real way to stop it is to switch to solar power. Lol problem?

[Omni956]

@ultimapwnzr Global warming is caused by the sun. Problem?

[MadSpectro7]

What's the name of that song?

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

@MadSpectro7 Spanish Flea.

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

I love these so much.

[LeoF3500K]

Isnt this like the robot episode of futurama?

[dochmbi]

@xXNIGHTSH4DEXx

That's it! Thank you.

[dochmbi]

Can anyone tell me what the name of the song is, please?

[killa432546]

Oh well, you defeated my first evil plan to destroy the world. Time for plan B.

[Divides by zero]

[thetdslayer]

U MAD COWS?!?

[thekrantz123]

U MAD UNIVERSE?

[TASDeign]

not clever, just rips off futurama

[loch157]

@TASDeign

who cares? It's troll logic, it had no right to be on Futurama

[TurtlePotatoe]

Aside from what @DrShaym said, if everyone pushed down on the Earth with their jetpacks going, the equal amount of force in all directions would give you zero net movement.

[TH3TROLLMAST3R]

stephen hawking- yes yes yes but of course. divide by pie then....... omg shoots himself in the face-

[vorpo6661]

hah that was in futurama

[tboneslam]

Problem scientiests?

[JakeeAddison]

16 Eco Mentalists Disliked this video!

[mtjpb001]

@JakeeAddison Make it 17

[shepitirot]

supermarket song xD

[YoBadMama]

What about everyone on the opposite side of the planet? And won't the fumes from all those jetpacks negate the cooling effect of being pushed away from the sun?

[TheCommentGiver2000]

@YoBadMama this is troll physics, stfu

[YoBadMama]

@TheCommentGiver2000 I know, I just put too much logic into things, lol.

[Megallegro]

PROBLEM?



[TinBryn]

seems more reasonable than world jump day

[jpheitman]

Alright. That makes sense. ...Where do we get infinite jetpacks, though?

[speeps84]

@jpheitman use magnets for faster acquiring

[jpheitman]

@speeps84 Okay, then. But how do they work?

[speeps84]

@jpheitman you get them faster with magnets

[jpheitman]

@speeps84 Well, yes, but how do magnets work?

[XxXMagistraXxX]

We should just all open our fridge for a day

[GerhardtMR]

@XxXMagistraXxX

Be nice if that actually worked.

[maddielue28]

what's the song?

[SirStonjake]

Genius

[spaagerken]

seems plausible

[SovietMindGame]

hai xenonmonkey

[KlikN64]

Your not xenonmonkey

[jkdanahy]

Why hello there earthboundfan, I actually made this flash a while ago and submitted it to /f/ once.

I'm assuming that's where you got it from. Just reply to this explaining you did this and I'll be on my way.

[SamuelScott94]

OR get everybody to leave their fridges open... Problem solved

[LittleDuckeh]

herrp a derrp

[prorrie]

PLS some1 tell me the song name :P

[IEntertainers]

@prorrie Spanish Flea

[letbonist]

Problem Al Gore?

[BlueNightmare3]

wait wouldnt we all have to be pointing in the same direction O.o

[LoneSWarrior]

Wait. This causes the irregularity of the ellipse of the earth around the sun. So doing this just means that we are going to eventually collide with the sun. T.T DAMMIT TROLL! XD

[phlogios]

@LoneSWarrior it wouldn't even do that, unless the exhaust from the jetpacks actually escape earth's gravity

[linkinfan12]

The earth is round so the people in China will be conflicting with the people in the US so we would stand still.

[selearemus]

@linkinfan12 there are more ppl in china so they win

[linkinfan12]

@selearemus My apologies, I should have said North America.

[mantriukas]

u jelly venus?

[rysnyper50002]

problem, al gore?

[Oskarmandude1]

9 people are trollbait.

[DrShaym]

I see a problem with your theory. If everybody was pushing down on the Earth, they would compact it and the increase in pressure would result in increased heat, making the Earth hotter. Everybody would have to push from one side, which is impossible because that would require every woman on Earth to leave their kitchen.

[vosebroy2]

@DrShaym jeez way to to be a buzz kill

[hnaht321]

@DrShaym implying its THEIR kitchen and not the husbands

[camwoodstock]

@DrShaym btu since the reasion to get out of the kitchen is to save the world, the woman would be allowed to leave said kitchen.

[LuiKang043]

@DrShaym You sir, deserve a medal for trolling efficiently. Problem, women?

[MarbalTm]

@DrShaym Even little girls?

[WindDragonSD]

@DrShaym Build giant kitchen??

[ui264]

But that would add an extra month to the calendar.

We shall call it: Trollvember

[pivotDX123]

U jelly god?

[nintendork64]

This would totally work! Now all we need is a supply f 6 billion jetpack and we're set! :P

[waterman1308]

Troll physics makes acctual sense, but is far by parctical reaility.

This makes no fucking sense since the other side of the world pushes the earth back again, it will NOT move.

[diegoalcar14]

SONG?

[manneess]

@diegoalcar14 Spanish Flea - Herb Alpert

[Zblj1987]

Now we have global freezing!

[NoneShaltPass]

Trolololol they did that in futurama

[Niech37]

@NoneShaltPass they did it on frisky dingo before

[DaBeste1]

problem, sun?

[deefpunftw]

Problem Slacktivists?

[boeweizer]

make the year longer too

[TheDharmaFox]

what is the name to the song?

[DaRedJester]

@TheDharmaFox Spanish Flea?

[TheDharmaFox]

@DaRedJester THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!

[kick1ass20]

This did happen on futurama, op is an unoriginal faggot.

[Urmean15]

good job dumpass you extended the year by 100 days now everything's fucked up

[SlowIce1]

Good job, now you have to move the same amount of people to the exact opposite side of the Earth to keep it from getting colder and colder and eventually hit Mars and get sucked into Jupiter.

[Punkrockingkid]

You jelly physics?

[Pokemongod777]

Now Global Freezing!

[wariokid244]

problem al gore?

[ELJOHNT]

song name?

[cemreserpal]

@ELJOHNT

Something like "little spanish flea"

[nintendorascal]

Problem, Al Gore?

[assassin296]

... seems legit

[Randomshows124]

So you steal stuff from NG?

[100flobby]

i thought in Futurama their solution was to put a bigass ice cube into the ocean every few years :P

[MrBeerMan1]

Infinite jetpacks,F'in loved it!

[Lsama17]

Futurama

i lol'd

[adampetford]

this is from futurama

[TheDoughertyFamily]

Music fits perfectly.

[TomPhanto]

Easier said than done.

[Hisako]

love the music

[AmodelMerol1]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUU

[zhetya]

Problem,Sun?

[Schmitty39]

MUsic please?!?!?!?

[flimflabber777]

Lol I posted a video response

[dimastrength]

Problem, earth?

[athropos]

Problem, co2?

[nerovampyro]

need more magnets

[Ankhaking]

This is great! I't will work!

[Ints12345]

might work!

[andredurao]

problem greenpeace?

[neeger123f]

didnt shit like this happen in one of "Futurama"s episodes?

[beening]

@neeger123f Yes, it did, and it added a day to the year. Great stuff. Though if it pushed that hard it would be another Ice Age.

[thalazar]

@neeger123f yes. yes it did.

[ChiaroscuroxX]

@neeger123f no, they used a giant thing of ice

[neeger123f]

@ChiaroscuroxX yeah,but it ran out,so they used the troll technique.

[eramir228]

@neeger123f They got all the robots to turn upside down and release their gases/fart to push the earth away XD

[firebat42]

@neeger123f Yeah, and look what happened. It worked.

[c3m3nth3ad]

pROLEM sTEVEN hAWKING?

[brawldude23]

Problem, Al Gore?

Al Gore: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUU

[gurgleflep]

eh heh, gotta love troll physics

[xnxt28x]

Problem sun?

[DoNxJuAnX]

Problem, Al Gore?

[darthfrader]

hey lets all copy ideas from futurama.

[TheYummyPokemon]

false and homosexual

[TheClassroomSpecial]

@TheYummyPokemon

Problem, officer?

[nerovampyro]

@TheYummyPokemon

just like you >:3

[Rookiey94]

@TheYummyPokemon wth 

[cantippy]

@TheYummyPokemon High five

[Brandino42754]

@TheYummyPokemon U Jelly?

[Manacute1099]

@TheYummyPokemon This is supposed to be.

Learn to interwebz, noob!1oenoen";;11! olololo

[Oskarmandude1]

@TheYummyPokemon

Learn2Interweb

[BIGPURPLEDINOSAUR108]

@TheYummyPokemon thats the point of troll physics dumbass.

[MrOpenGamer]

@TheYummyPokemon

LOL what? That 'joke' isn't even funny.

[tuhkur102]

@TheYummyPokemon NOT TROLLING

[emosRULEtheSCHOOL]

@TheYummyPokemon i wouldnt go as far as to say fake and gay but more along the lines of staged and bi-curious.

[HakkeshouKaiten]

lol wouldnt it make it worse

awsome vid