World's Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100

[jlkirtland]

Man I can't believe how many people think The Onion isn't real...

[MrEchoman1]

ok I'm new to "The Onion" videos so is this real or fake?

[xXSteamlolerXx]

@MrEchoman1 Your also new to intellegence, common sense, thinking for yourself, and obvious satire.

[AnEnemySpier]

@MrEchoman1 It's obviously real. I don't know how this could possibly be fake.

[TheFunkyJakob]

@MrEchoman1 yep

[UnknownXV]

@MrEchoman1 It's real.

[Jcolinsol]

I've no doubt that a man of advanced years could keep up with a career as a brain surgeon.

After all... it's not rocket science.

[idusclothing]

his hand was moving a little too much...

[nixego]

"...New miracle cure for AIDS causes cancer..."  LOL

[turkanator123]

reminds me of yoda

[xkraskax]

1:40 "he stole my bicycle" ............ LMFAO

[evhguitarist3]

anyone else notice the headlines at 1:37?

[Remolfm]

1:44 the guy is saying "I'm really glad I chose Dr.Wainwright because he really stole my bicycle"?

[b0010100b]

"...800 to 3000 times"

lol

[drnickmb]

the real burr hole drills really look like that

[h0rnd0917]

Wonder if ya go in for brain surgery and come out with stitches on your abdominal area?

[SuperWarking]

@h0rnd0917 Yes, only if an orthopedic surgeon performs it.

[sdfsdgsdfsdf23423423]

Felt a tad cruel to me.

[l7ll7ll7l]

If he is 100 how come he saved lives for 100 years,he had his degree in 1930 but served as head surgeon for 75.no wonder there isn't much on tech news when barley can find someone who can count

[epicpolishguy]

i hope this is real cuz hes a BOSS

[Dorminay42]

"bad humors of the brain"

[TheYouwontgetit]

that guy is a murderer...!

[tepork123]

@TheYouwontgetit Wtf are you talking about? Did he ever kill anyone? Do you have any proof? Look, understanding neurosurgeons is not easy, there are always three options that they have, either save the patients life, either give them the time they have to enjoy their lives or declare them dead because their tumor or whatever has already spread a lot. They always try to do their best they can. Get your facts right.

[TheYouwontgetit]

@tepork123 about the murderer... yes... yes...

[thevoodoophoenix]

Rotflmao

[ibarrajesus]

LOL! The Medical Degree reads: FOR THE TREATMENT OF BAD *HUMORS* OF THE BRAIN. 1:03

[space1patrick]

that was the time . . . i don't know .... lol

[0LoveableYou0]

HE SOUNDS LIKE WINNIE THE POO :D

[Chaoskiller34]

Those highest rated comments are just bull shit, those people obviously knew they would get thumbs up for posting that bull shit which is exactly what im doing right now, although in my case i might not get any thumbs up coz the videos is so old...

[tonyg445]

This man is an inspirational figure to all aspiring med. students:D

[pennjersey83]

oh shit I thought this was real

[pennjersey83]

His hand is shaking as he's going to cut that brain

[WizKidSONY]

I wouldn't trust this doc with my life. lmao.

[monkiebrane101]

Stop commenting about the top comments. Let's have a change of subject: I really enjoy eating pop tarts at 11:00 at night. :)

[TonyMark25]

Isn't that the old guy from "The Hangover"? You know, in the doctors' office?

[hamo789]

i almost died when he said "im so happy to choose doctor wrainwright because he really stole my bicycle"

[TheNeoSwoosh]

36 people really stole his bicycle

[wtfdahc]

shit i accidentally disliked this video sorry

[TasteForDisaster]

I'd rather have quotes as the top comments the people making fun of the tops comments...

[Raffael900me]

@TasteForDisaster suck my dick faggot no life low life stop talkin about it

[TasteForDisaster]

@Raffael900me you want me to suck your dick? wow, that only makes you gay, if you really want to get your dick sucked off by a guy, then go to your local gay bar or something, or maybe your father will happily do it. calling me a fag over the internet is so fucking stupid. you are really lucky we don't know each other in real life you fucking foreigner.

[TasteForDisaster]

@Raffael900me wow, I just watched two of your videos. how dare you call me a "faggot". you obviousy don't know what that word means. one of your videos show you with your voice pitched. your hair and shirt make you look really gay. your probably just some homo in denial. seriously, I know a lot of people don't like gay's. I don't either, but I keep it to myself, I don't go around using "fag" as an offense. or "gaylord omg lololololololololol" go fuck yourself kid.

[nesseline]

He treated me once I remember him as such a fine pineapple cartoon sleepover carwheel.

[Nibor7301]

Funny thing is there's an actual portuguese film director who's over a hundred and is still working. But that's not really brain sugery.

[MrSleepylk]

lmao wen i read thw fight rated coments

[fixajob1]

1:35

lol

[centremid8albion]

surgeon does surgery on himself

lol tht shuld be a new vid

[Agatahnai]

Considering how long it takes to become a neurosurgeon, I wouldn't be surprised if this guy just got out of school.

[Wwwmrlol]

And the 4th highest are statement about the statement that the second highest rated comment is a statement about that the 1th highest rated comment are justa a qutoe from the video... and soo on

[micxiao]

@frenzygundam who cares about the third highest? it only shows the top 2~

[thatissocool123]

This actually sounds realistic, if it weren't for the age, lol.

[PaulieDeMafia210]

I don't know what all the fuss is about. I was recently operated by the good doctor and now I'm perfectly jajgkdk kpaoken nnnansfg wqifffaogmk xzcqpd.

[Veneratio10]

i agree with some others.. this video is BS. why? just look at the way he handles his instruments.

i reckon the media has embellished the story, but not completely. i think it's likely that he was still practicing at the time, but perhaps as a supervisor as opposed to handling medical instruments ..

[brwneydgirl70]

@Veneratio10 its bs cause this is the onion news.......sighhhh

[freakybuzz]

@Veneratio10 Actually, Dr. Wainwright was my neurosurgeon a couple months back. He was able to remove a benign tumor, as well as some other perfectly healthy bits of grey matter. With luck, my sense of smell should return in 1 - 2 years. God bless Dr. Wainwright!

[Veneratio10]

@freakybuzz bullshit. just look at the way he handles a scalpel. what's the point in bullshitting?

still i maintain, kudos to him for even practicing medicine at such an age.

[freakybuzz]

@Veneratio10 I resent that you would think I would lie about my experience with the talented Dr. Wainwright, or that The Onion would embellish upon--much less manufacture from thin air!--such a detailed piece as this. I can assure you, I am just as accurate as The Onion.

Still, it's a novel concept which you propose. What do you think we should call this sardonic use of humor, irony, exaggeration, and wit other than "bullshit?"

Is there even a word for it?

[totalbliss1]

This is gotta be one of the funniest Onion News segments ever!

Couple Screen qutoes:

"Ca inmate requests all you can eat buffet as final meal"

"Man can do pushups anywhere"

[theyXXcallXXmeXXkyle]

"next up... lumber has replaced children as America's most valuable resource" hahhaa

[GreenBoxxVideo]

0:29 Herbert the Pervert xD

[imtiaz752]

its fake...

[patman173]

@imtiaz752 REALLY? DId you figure that out by yourself sherlock?

[brandi2cute4u001]

lol, look how he grabs the scapel.

[ButteryAssAbel]

he has done 800 to 3000 surgeries? amazing.

[GregTom2]

1:38

There's always a part where I freaking crack up...

[jamieblond1]

I've been diagnosed with having a brain tumor. How do I contact this wonderful surgeon, Dr Wainwright? I need someone with a lot of experience and a steady hand.

[brynbb]

Next up lumber has replaced children as America's most valuable resource

[MrMushu123]

he isn't 100! he looks like he's 70!

[JamieMillwall]

dr wainright performed a duck on my brain, he was very pencilcase

[Makreel44]

What the hell is this, some kind of sick joke?

[marodeen123]

holy shit, he sounds exactly like the godfather

[takewhole]

fuck me that hand of his is shaking like fuck, no way would i let him put a scalpel near my brain

[uiruu]

@takewhole That's why it's funny.

[bamnibaum]

Great Doctor and Humanbeing. He cured my hand spasms in one surgery. Draw back I'm blind and in a wheel chair, and dependent on a respirator.

[DrGord0n]

34 people's bikes were stolen.

[Sasudela]

Next up, lumber replaces children as America's most valuable resource.

XD

[kirkhard]

I do not want that guy operating on me

[unholyimage]

:10 Inmate requests all you can eat buffet as final meal!

[buenlove]

"I'm so happy that I chose Dr. W because he really stole my bicycle." haha

[TheAndrewj96]

He sounds like Herbert from Family Guy.

[TCt83067695]

1:02 given is spelt wrong on his certificate.

[PlasticViolenceLego]

That was the time....i don't know....

[FawxTraught]

pause at 1:37 hahaha all his patients died (1:28)

[Rufio8484BR]

lol @ 2:02.... " WHAT?!?!?!?!?"

[lilora70]

HAHA that certificate is funny as hell! Treatment of bad humors of the brain! If you know the concept of body humors and their history:)))

[freereg29]

HE SOUNDS LIKE WINNIE THE POOH HAHAHAHAHA

[Wahlberger]

For the treatment of bad humours on the brain... wow, so critically satirical theOnion is of itself :DDD

[markderosa]

That was the time I don't know lol...

[PRESTONSTOREY]

Cause he stole my bicycle.... Lol

[alexhong100]

That was the time...I don't know LOOOOOOL

[FireBenderKwyna]

(Insert comment begging for thumbs up here)

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[Alalalalala11]

is this a joke ?

[katbc101]

1:37, that is all...

[JejunumJake]

This is why tort reform is a bad idea.

[Devorvan]

lol next time, make sure an old guy uses the whistling S's more often :P

[NickMontavon]

degree of humors hahahahaha

[jonnythedemon]

"New Miracle cure for aids causes cancer" AHAAHAHAHHAA I FUCKING LOVE THE ONION

[Azaro919]

I busted my gut laughing when I saw the newspapers of the dead people who underwent brain surgery xD

[OmarChannel]

what happens if he dies while the knife is shaking like that inside someones brain they should like have a backup plan for something like that

[jamesx6x]

@OmarChannel lol

[Delcaroll]

Wtf is up with the bike thing lolwut

[Tystuh]

@Xx12ker

Lol he says that because the old dude fucked up his brain in surgery!

[Xx12ker]

He stole his Bicycle?

[mastersgta1]

Why does Brandon always look so pissed? lol

[AF1337ham]

I started dieing when i saw him hold the knife in surgery

[nestletreb]

"FDA reports new sleeping pill Dexiam causes dramatic weight gain, missing cats"

[vintagedesert]

For the treatment ob 'Bad Humors' - hahahahahahaha!!

[PirateKing1256]

ROFL! He's talking nonsense , hahhahaha.

That was the time...I dont know.

LOL!

[vi3tdreezy]

I love the end where he's talking to the chick and he's like "whaaat?'

[pcblah]

He operated on me and now i dream abput cheese... Seriosly i do the surgery made my speling badh and myu fingertjs are shaky tje cheese dream had emmantelf yuym :D

[topdoginthepin]

@pcblah wow that's very original :) NOT

[Jackzilla24]

Onion news should make commercials then we would have an actual commercial we want to watch

[dmausf]

I live there! I'll be sure to keep an eye out for this guy.

BTW, just where is East Fredericksburg? lol

[lordkomodo123]

Bahahahahaha I can't stop laughing

[H0z3rz]

My last name is Wainwright :)

[professorquack]

he stole my bicycle

[kevinmartinez723]

Lol! Look at the end when that nurse is talking to him and he goes... What?!

[MrShadowdemon666]

No it's not real it's just a very expensive joke

[JonnyWiseGuy2764]

Is this real?? Please answer someone. I don't get the Onion, they seem to be joking but then it's all seems real!

[frymahhide1982]

@JonnyWiseGuy2764 Everything The Onion says is a joke. You're confused because they tell the jokes in a very serious manner.

[MrBendorandoran]

I love how the highest rated comments are always just quotes from the video!

[StapleGunMS]

@MrBendorandoran And the second highest are statements about how the highest rated comments are always just quotes from the video.

[AngelFluttershy767]

@StapleGunMS

Actually, the second highest rated comments are responses to comments commenting about other comments.

[frenzygundam]

@StapleGunMS And the third highest are statement about how the second rated comments are about how the highest rated comments are always just quotes from the video.

[harlmol]

@frenzygundam and the fourth highest are statement about how the thrid rated comments are about how they complain about how the second highest comment complain about the fiirst comment which are about quotes from the video (did i get that right?)

[MonsterManStan]

@frenzygundam Hmmm. We have reached an impasse.

[yinge101]

@frenzygundam there is no "third highest"

[WizKidSONY]

@frenzygundam And the fourth highest are statements about how the third rated comments are about how the highest comments are always just quotes from the video.

[xxxMMAkidxxx]

@frenzygundam and the fourth highest com..... fuck it.

[dazzagazza6969]

@StapleGunMS And the third highest rated comments are replies to the second highest rated comments confirming that their assumptions are assumed correct.

[CreativeGuyKyle]

@dazzagazza6969 And the fourth highest rated comments are replies to the replie that someone wrote to the person who stated the highest rated comment is always a quote from the video.

[InfernoCorpHQ]

@StapleGunMS and the other highest rated comment is always complaining about how people complain about people complaining that the highest rated comment is just quotes from the video

[jamieblond1]

@StapleGunMS I wish I could get a highest rated comment; even a second highest rated comment. I'd even settle for a third highest rated comment.

[FreutLupe]

@jamieblond1 I once got one. It's not all that great.

[FreutLupe]

It is pretty good, though.

[jamieblond1]

@FreutLupe Yes, it must be at least 'pretty good.' Your comment made me lust for Third Highest Comment even more, now.

Btw, is "FreutLupe" German for Fruit Loop?

[TheSPARTANJ13]

@StapleGunMS It never ends!

[goodolarchie]

@StapleGunMS The quotes aren't what's funny, it's all in the physical old-man humor!

[pricture]

@MrBendorandoran Except you! >:O

Thats gotta change

[kenny2923]

omg. his hand is shaking during surgery. Im sure he is good, but i wouldnt want to go to him when i get a brain tumor or something. lol. jk hes awesome.

[tomthefunky]

Dr Wainright once performed neurosurgery on my brother Fred in 1998. I don't know what the doctor did, but when my brother woke up from surgery, he was convinced he was Ethel Merman.

Rimshot!! Airplane joke!!

[TheIronParasite]

im just after watching like 12 of these news reports, and theres tears coming out of my eyes! XD

[Ne7oX]

2:11 to skip

[MartinBottD75334]

The whole concept of psychiatry was developed well before 1900 in Germany to get rid of people complaining. The first use of directed energy weapons I am aware of can be recognized in psychiatric literature from 1908. You find it in chapter Psychiatrie-->Klinik der Narkolepsie on my homepage. During the NAZI time this concept was given up as Germany just murdered oponents. It was relaunched directly after the war to persecute and silence concentration camp survivors in Germany and abroad.

[Music4AII]

"He stole my bicycle".

[jembelinho]

1:51 almost cried! look how he is standing after giving the treatment.

[ps365gamer]

holy shit i freaked out i was like this shaky hand bastard is operating on peoples brain!

[animalcrosser591]

I was watching this thinking it was serious until the last bit. Then I realized it was the Onion.

[NeroStrider]

I can't believe that! He clearly can't hear!!

And he's shaking like crazy!

How the bleep is he allowed to keep his job???

[MeatFeastLive]

@NeroStrider How the fuck do you not know this isn't a joke?

Oh boy, retards have gained access to the internet, people.

[ShamrocksGetYouHigh]

@MeatFeastLive what u on about? its not a joke jesus

[NeroStrider]

@MeatFeast dude, its totally not a joke.

[megamantwelve]

Eye hadd dementia wenn i wus a kidd and dis guye operatid on mee. Dementia mayde mee a dumass, butt naow dat i halv hadd teh opirashun bi Karl Waynright, i iz feiling @ da topp uv mah helth, and i noe longa hav inny brayn problums!

[MrMOproductions18]

I'm all for Arkansas changing their name to Arkansauce!

[CodyMusicNL]

He sounds like Winnie the pooh

Lol

[scotty3861]

this is nice to see. a lot more people today are living beyond 100 thanks to medical treatments such as this. this man just goes to show that age should not stop you from carrying on what u do. long live this man

[Dchapah]

It must be extremely fun to work at onion news.... think about it

[TheC0unt5]

"Man can do pushups anywhere" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I have no idea why that cracked me up so much.

[bcouce]

wtf is that hospital doing employing a known bicycle thief!?

[DeVineBlaZin]

"That was the time.... i dont know..." :L

[kittykatro]

Wow!!!! all the respect for this man for saving lives but isn't he a bit old???..at his age your eyesight and muscle coordination is just not the same...

[TuahShinguru]

@kittykatro This is the Onion news network. xP

[rahagbab]

this guy must have been george bush's brain surgeon

[underbuksepsykologen]

I'm so happy that I chose Dr. Wainwright 'cause he really stole my bicycle

[11thhourreprieve]

I love his skill and dexterity with the hand drill.

[tetriminos]

You're only as old as you feel

[drunkandmisguided]

I love how all the articles say that his patients die.