Sean Lock Live (Part 7 of 9)

[PnutButter1986]

If I get someone from telesales ring up I pull then mandy prank on 'em, works a treat

[MissMusgrave93]

I dont know whooooo it is! some WANNNKKKKKER! hahahah

[youngfeniansofeire]

stay  out of my kennel

[robm14]

5:22, you can hear Jimmy Carr's trademark seal-like inhale.

I'm suire it's all over these, but It's one of the clearer

[HiipFiire]

5:45

[failrailtf2]

Hahaha, that 3 clap joke

[MrsLovett112]

I live in Lincolnshire. I'm suddenly proud to know a band called Anal Barnacle exists in my vicinity :D

[dinodramon]

14 seconds in, I'm thinking about Rule 34

[aldershot84]

Who the is the miserable C*NT on 6:08 who can't even crack a smile ?!

[ContainsLanguage]

Watching this with flu. Ironic. Or not. Starting to hallucinate Branston pickle all over my bedsheets. Fucking hell.

[05Rachel]

PUT-THE-SPE-CIAL-SLIP-PERS-ON.­

[articarrows]

1 tip guys, don't chew gum while ur watching this, ur jaw will ache for hours!

[LadyMelody420]

Sounds like Jimmy Carr laughing in the background. :p

[gaz2206]

Being prank called by Sean Lock would be awesome. Especially cause I live in Croatia :D

[fordalul]

i phoned him again.. anyway long story short i ended up painting a community center

[GiefGoldPlx]

I've been saying "I don't know who it is...some WANKER!" to all my friends now. Love that part.

[iambloc85]

"this pillow is shit" lol

[djkazwestlondon]

Dust and feathers.... I Gita get a pillow lmao

[dragonforce525]

6:08 Was that the guy looking for Mandy?

[IamDrWhoo]

Is it just me, but do i hear fucking jimmy car in the back ground?

[xxxScollxxx]

@IamDrWhoo yeah thought the exact same thing :) very distinctive laugh jimmy carr.

[Bananarama88]

@IamDrWhoo I was just about to ask the same thing!!!!! Very Jimmy Carr-like

[j05had00dl3]

Rule 34 :)

[russianmadman1]

@bubbleboyjkh lol

[sharpezor]

that guy who clapped was awesome

[bubbleboyjkh]

Bet it was Jimmy carr who did the 3 claps haha

[Co2Und3rground]

Ended up painting a community centre lol

[GilbertSyndrome]

Smirf??? Tis a fookin SMURF!

[bat999]

Thanks for this.

[Dekan]

the pillow bit is good

[stoprainingonme]

"What am I? A Fuckin octopus?"

[RequiemReaper]

i actually fell off my chair laughing when he talked about the pillow and couldn't breath for the following minute!

[sarahlarry17]

anyone think they can hear jimmy carr's laugh in the audience

[Matt1yu]

@sarahlarry17 I think that he is actually there, yes.

[tull06]

Hahahaha

[flartie]

definatly

[oldskooldavo]

I said, what am I, a fucking octopus?!

[solaranus]

arthritic smirf porn... no results found

[Matt1yu]

@solaranus 'Cause you spelt Smurf wrong. :)

[solaranus]

Urban Dictionary.

4. SMIRF

buy smirf mugs, tshirts and magnets

(Language: Canadian)

Single Mom I'd Rail For Sure

"She is a SMIRF" or "hey, check out that SMIRF".

[Matt1yu]

@solaranus Never heard of that one before... I'm gonna stick with Smurfs. :)

[thechaos44]

@solaranus Well played...



[MrSkankin69]

@solaranus Smurfing, where i'm from, is the act of dick slapping someone in the face. Bit of culture for you there.

[robbopunk]

@solaranus epic fail. no one cares about canada eh!

[canadaguy666]

@robbopunk sad but true. lol

[ImperialGlory1920]

@Matt1yu You mean "spelled"

[crnoseme]

Ive been meaning to get a new pillow for a month! So true :) , I might actually get it now that he reminded me hehe.

[Matt1yu]

@crnoseme Have you got a new one yet? I certainly haven't. :/

[simplic10]

Foster porn actually is there.

EVERYTHING IS THERE

every living person makes an amateur porno.

^-- things I have learned

[inventiveinsanity]

@simplic10 it's called rule 34, dude. "If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions." <- that is very true on the internet. Even digimon and metalocalypse has hentai... srsly.

[NewAgeEagles]

digimon doesnt suprise me, but metalocalypse really?

btw, do you have dethalbum 2, is it anygood

[inventiveinsanity]

Yeah, I saw it over at AerisDies when I was browsing.

And no, I dont.

[Georgeous129]

MANDYYYY!!! MANDY! GET YOUR F***ING ASS UP HERE NOW!!!

shes just coming lol

[Aggerofxian]

This pillows shit! ROFL.

[Aggerofxian]

Who is it?

I don't know, some W*nker!

:D Classic!

[critchlowfchc]

he'll put his cock in your pint!!!!

[TheSockies]

"Bollock", is being used as a verb here. As in smacking some person in the face.

Also, listen to Jimmy Carrs laugh!

(He's the one that sound's like he's having an asthma attack)

[tull06]

@TheSockies is it actually jimmy carr?

[Jimmeth]

@TheSockies In the UK, Bollock has a double meaning

#1) To be told off. I.e. "I just got bollocked by my parents"

#2) Another word for a testicle

[jacksawild]

@Jimmeth It is also a euphamism for deceit, poor quality and paradoxically for superiority.

i.e:

1. He's talking bollocks. (Deceit)

2. That painting is bollocks. (Poor quality)

3. That painting is the bollocks. (Superiority)

Also in Ireland it can be used as verbal punctuation, ya'bollocks ya. (See "Fatehr Ted")

[luismightyimp]

woo im from lincolnshire nice to be reckognized

[kazamakooza]

wot dus he say after "hurry up and die u bitch" at 8:13?? the audience clap but i cudnt catch it......

[Matt1yu]

"Sorry, I mean pen..."

It's a stitch-back to the cob-pen swan gender thing he was talking about at the start.

[kazamakooza]

ah yeah course tah! donno y i cudnt hear that 1 b4..

legend dairy show, abso flute hero

[dizzygeezer]

Busty foster mums HA!

[darklord4345]

i love how he uses Ballock as an action

"i like to ballock people"

[Matt1yu]

You mean "bollock". :) And bollock is an accepted synonym for "telling-off", especially in the south. Well... at least where I'm from.

[darklord4345]

hahah, im scottish, ballock/bollock just preference of spelling, and ballock here is a synonym for testicle.

just a culture difference ;p

[Matt1yu]

Ah. Hehe, I think the word "bollock" as a verb came about after it was used as a synonym for testicle. But we still use both. I think it came to mean telling someone off or having a go at them because it could be like a castration.

... That probably didn't make sense, but it's the middle of the night and I'm pretty tired. ^^ Hope you get what I mean.

[darklord4345]

aye, it did kinda make sense ;D

anyway, who cares, its funny, and that's a good trait if you're a comedian

[ocelotrevs]

3:00 that joke is done on 15 Storey's High.

[Matt1yu]

Considering how few people have seen it, the joke shouldn't effectively go to waste and I think we can let him off for that one. :)

[ocelotrevs]

Fair play. It's still a great joke though.

[lkshldrck]

there's another reference to 15 stories earlier in this show. to do with reservoir dogs, i thought it would go unnoticed

[JayfuzOMarley]

Busty Foster Mums XD ....wait a min....brb.....

Busty foster mums is on Leyton Orient FC;s fans message board

[DannySMalone]

did ya find anything?

lol

[JayfuzOMarley]

nope only on the LOFC forum were someone mentioned this

[NexusDarkworld338]

A COCK IN MY PINT!?! oh god how many times...I didn't even get his name...

[NexusDarkworld338]

FUCK YOUR SPECIAL SLIPPERS!

[hawkinst540]

next time i get a wrong number, im sooooo gonna do that lol

[Matt1yu]

Good man. :D I just hope you don't end up getting through to me...

[computer11111111111]

I live in Lincolnshire, when he said "...heavy metal band from Lincolnshire" I almost cheered :)

[Matt1yu]

Almost? I'm disappointed that you didn't go through with it. :P

[manmental]

Anal Barnacle.... they are a REAL band... from Wiltshire... wicked!!

[Matt1yu]

I wasn't sure whether I should really search for it or not. :P Thanks for finding out for me. ^_^

[sjatuk]

i knew they wouldnt be from lincolnshire, cause i am and their's fuck all here!

[ilovemcflyx]

"it looks like a tramps exploded" LMAOO

Love him <3

[Matt1yu]

Love exploding tramps. <3

[greenday21]

"sum wankerrrrrrrrrr"

[greenday21]

this wrong number thing fucking killed me i was rolling on the floor when i watchd the dvd

[Matt1yu]

I suggest playing it yourself. ;)

[donnybilo]

completley agree!

[greenday21]

chav porn...

[Matt1yu]

If you look hard enough, you're sure to find it...

[qwertyuiopdan1]

looks like we have a bit of a character here on youtube

[CuzImHawt]

What am i?

FUCKING OCTOPUS !

OMG THAT KILLED ME

[etitity]

Brilliant so far but this video seemed to have been deleted could we have a re-up please?

[Matt1yu]

It hasn't been deleted. If it's saying something like it's not available, refreshing the page should fix it (good ol' F5). :)

[Beckett86]

Locke is class

[LordFalcar]

Put The Spec-ial Slip-pers On.

[NurseDischord]

Funniest thing i've seen XD

[kinglynx]

if you made all the videos exactly 10mins you wouldnt need part 9 5/5

[Matt1yu]

If I had made all the videos exactly 10 minutes long, he'd have been cut off half way through a joke almost every part.

[Projectrez]

GENIUS!

[SnoocheeBoochees]

MAAANDY!

[TeenMME]

she's just changing her shoes