First Date

[DaRkZeRo1997]

I was one the first date, So I teleported that bitch home. Bitches love teleportation.

[chuckhorneatcorn]

...she'll be back. They always come back.

[Azarion196]

i wish i could teleport... :'(

[MccZerk]

wow shes fat as fk at the end wdf

[Shadowking640]

I tried that too. She had the same reaction.

[jeobeahon]

brother of the guy who likes Dick?

[Ltdude101]

How does he know where she lives?

[LilMisTaken]

@Ltdude101 Precisely the point ;)

[dominichokage]

I think she freaked out from the sudden glomping than the teleportation.

[hayschmexy]

Y the hell is she running away from her house?

[Wassamattawityou]

Remember! Flowers first, murder next!

[SkaarjRogue]

He sure had a goowd toime.

[MrFerndel]

Wait did she just run from her own house?

[kigid]

JUMPER!

[3pepsiboy]

@kigid AKA Jump 2 The Mov- wait wut?

[ramendan]

its not her home, its his home

[DudeIsOnFire1]

First one I saw.

[TheAdmiral]

Man, I just hate when you make those little moves wrong and it just ruins everything. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

[104Cheeto]

Never teleport on the first date. It comes off too strong

[DRKeller94]

What the fuck is he wearing?

[JOECAM2]

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[krasyballls]

Did anyone else notice there is no 0:07 ?

[thesilenthack]

@krasyballls Wow! No one, really no one ever has noticed there is one second missing in each video! Thanks dude!

[BanalBoxberry]

@thesilenthack CUT THE SARCASM, THIS KID HAS JUST POINTED OUT A CONTROVERSIAL FACT. THIS CLEARLY MEANS THIS VIDEO IS IN FACT 6 SECONDS LONG. Gotcha, 5SF, let's hope the popos take you down.

[HeadbangingForGeeZus]

@krasyballls arnt you special..... ed...

[RushFreak2]

@krasyballls Well of course not, he's just an actor.. =/

[DoubleAssClown]

@krasyballls Did anyone else notice he had a great time?

[raVtf]

DIS BY MY HOUSE AND DAY AFTER MA BIRFDAI

[klassikkougar]

She's running from his cargo shorts.

[Louiseangre]

martin fickanB is aweosmsee <3

[joetheazl]

next date: "can i fly you home?" XD

[phomiffy]

whos the actress?

[SuckMikeHunt]

is she wearing...shoulder pads?

[Marinemauro]

Did teleport get her pregnant? Or was she fat even before?

[iamnanosec]

@Marinemauro read the description.

it probally answers that.

[XaticaK]

too soon

[tradecycles]

On my first date I came in my pants.

[Rockmaster2112]

He should've puked instead. 

[Serpette94]

well he apparated, no big deal

[SorchaNoir]

I. can't. stop. watching. these.

[Anomaly1111]

Wow. 4th base on the 1st date. Respect

[stickman000100]

@Anomaly1111 he went the wrong way :P

[vinieboy92]

@Anomaly1111 cause the 1st base is swinging a sword at a hot pirate.

[TheLifeDegenerator]

Why is she wearing 80's clothes?

[Peartnoy518]

First 5SF vid I've seen that's 9 seconds, not 8.

[xXMasterXx3323]

Everyone!! (boxxyfan included) it's a fucking video shut the fuck up and enjoy it assholes!!!

[Megollyen1]

Jumper in real life lol

[TrexXx144]

why did she run

[madmarine2010]

every damn time...

[ronyorellana226]

This is why any girl have called me after the first date... stupid superpowers...

[AssashunKnife]

so thats how the engineer 1st dates are huh?

[zeldamasterX]

just LOL

[Goldbloodeddragon]

ElectricalBeast in real life

[Driftshift66]

Lmao, I love all the people who say that he knows where she lives.

Ever stop to consider he PICKED HER UP? <w< HMMMM?

[TheColonelSandman]

HE KNOWS WHERE SHE LIVES

:O



[jajazpfile]

yahhhh brohhhskkkiiiisssss like totaly bitching brahhhhhhssssss yeeeeeahhhhhh

[alexkg1]

why is she running AWAY from her own house? LOL

[EzPzLemnSqueezy]

rookie mistake, yet i see so many dudes doing it......it's a shame really

[McFat767]

i did that and it happened to me too :(

she was so beautifull....

[G0llum3000]

I teleport on the first date.

[skittb89]

hahahahaha

[halfling2]

The description is epic.

[OddessyAAR]

I hate Jumpers.

[ReverendDiabetes]

Dr Manhatten wears shorts?

[tommygunkid2]

That would be fucking awesome if someone did this to me

[1waka2laka]

...if he teleported her to her house...why did she run the opposite way?

[originalarmo]

Was that a Lawnmower man reference? Epic.

[PATTH3RAT]

wait her house is the other way

[1M3ack]

shouldn't she be running inside the house or maybe towards it and not away from it? WTF!

[FickanB]

The strange thing is, why is she running from her house?

[PostsVids]

@FickanB your comment was funnier than the video

[retteretter]

@FickanB She thinks he's a stalker because he knows where she lives exactly on the first date

[ginnoveffect]

@FickanB BECAUSE HE CAN TELEPORT INSIDE

[BoxxyFan]

@FickanB because she just got teleported somewhere and she probably thinks she's gone insane? The first reaction would be to get the fuck away from him and how could she know where she was in the few split seconds? Dumb fuck.

[TYTHERDGOON]

@BoxxyFan Wow just saw you arguing with some guy on another video about time travel.

The guy was right though, you are aggressive.

[Shaiking4]

@BoxxyFan why so serious?

[xXArquaXx]

@BoxxyFan Wow, someone needs a hug..

[Dwnloaderreal]

@BoxxyFan Can i teleport you to anger management?

[o0Lynna0o]

@FickanB because it was the wrong house O.O

[TheEloeo]

@FickanB No, the strange thing is, why is he wearing fucking shorts on a date?

[ScreamEmzxD]

@FickanB No, Shes Running From HIS House.

[SevenThirtyFive]

@FickanB Because now he knows where she lives.

[JackMetJill]

@FickanB

Because...he now knows where she lives. She must now leave the country, get as far away as possible. Somewhere where no teleporter could ever reach her, but little does she know that no place is too far for a teleporter.

[lochlandb]

@FickanB she is scared of houses and teleporting

[madamepeabody]

@FickanB I guess she figured he'd be able to teleport into her house anyway

[tbdmAsshy]

@FickanB that was actually the second teleport. she's running because of the first...

[Tewkii]

Love that sound.

[ajdaman64]

Doesn't she realise her house is the other way?

[SNAJmaster]

I guess that wasn't her house...

[RFSmediaproductions]

lol'd @ The Lawnmower Man reference

[Chainslaw4]

I especially enjoy the video info.

[Swedenrockn]

She's run from her own house lol

[AyranTurk]

she´s hot

[YazZyFizzle14]

wats the big deel?

[iamhungey12345]

That's what Ben Roethlisberger tried to do and we all know where it got him.

[KingPivot001]

yeah, I teleported on the first date once. At first she was all freaked out but then she kindof liked it.

[Corey897]

That could be reworded into something so wrong.

[KingPivot001]

@Corey897 dude that's kindof what I intended, don't kill the joke

[Corey897]

TOO LATE

[loriparker666]

hmmm.... stupid 

[gubjub]

@loriparker666 hmmmmmm... your a troll

[stroomkrooma]

I love the sfx on these.. "pop"

[Defias76]

Oh man.. nothing cool, everybody can teleport.. or.. ehm.. cant you?

[hampusronaldo]

recently

[gmsupr]

first she was like aww so lovely man but then when she got teleported. She looked like she was gained some weight when teleported and get scared of that. I would run away too ^^

[ansiaaa666]

@gmsupr that's why the scientist haven't release the teleport technology yet. it works, but you gain a few pounds every travel

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@ansiaaa666 And, of course, America needs no help with that hyuckhyuck

[LR2k8]

don't teleport on the first date

[Wqube]

@LR2k8 No I've heard that before.. 3rd date is fine, right? :S

[GameKeeper28]

@LR2k8 Yeah, that's for the second date.

[UncheckedIrony]

the description rocks!!!

[ThinkWithYourMind223]

Why the hell wouldn't you like a guy that could teleport?

I'd be like, "Fuck yeah."

[PoliticalMason]

@ThinkWithYourMind223 And he'd be like "Oh my God, this girl has a dick /teleport"

[IMaximusDMI]

He was moving the relationship too fast.

[ushomestader]

Hey, even if it was A troll, at my age I would kiss his ass

[ripperasylum]

wouldn't she run INTO the house, since its her house and all.

[GammaRazor]

No Description this time?

[steamidjf]

@GammaRazor does there really need to be one? hahah

[ThatLovelyEnglishBob]

Holy crap, is the dude in this video a slim version of TheAmazingAtheist?

[DrKamina]

Teleport ability= Major win with Dating, Unless its that girl.

[jacobgr43]

omg epic win

[cybuster4]

melafo

[whoopiiiiie]

it would be awesome if she was naked after they teleported and he said OOPS!

[DrCowboyFace]

FUCK! I accidentally dis-liked.

5SecondFilms, I'm sorry!

[CCNezin1]

@DrCowboyFace You know, you can change your vote...

[Jakdakson]

@DrCowboyFace don't worry we'll get you for that

[BarryAldridge]

I love the telport bit.

[Noonxy20k]

she ran away from her own house.

[iamhungey12345]

#LOL

[awesomeSkins]

Useful for stalking!!

[lumpmasta]

This was the first day of the rest of her life.

[amandarandom89]

I teleported home one day

With Ron and Sid and Meg

Ron stole Meggy's heart away

And I got Sidney's leg

-- Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy

[Corey897]

The door....it is the other way.

[grimfandangle]

best reaction ever

[dylanrox95]

i would have rather teleported to her bedroom :) 

[TheBrianJ]

This video just illustrates a point I have been thinking for years.

Yes, teleportation, between two adults, is a very wonderful and happy thing. But forced teleportation, when one of the adults is not consenting, is a dangerous crime.

Kids, just remember, when it comes to Inter-dimensional Insta-Travel...No Means No! 

[adfdasfadfdaaaa]

@TheBrianJ Haha, that made the video even ten times better:D

[slayerfat]

@TheBrianJ win

[Corey897]

But there are people out there that teleport others without warning. Parents need to tell their kids to stay away from them, even if they offer candy/they're looking for they're puppy.

[nazi8per]

@TheBrianJ Clever, i laughed :D

[svcdx]

@TheBrianJ so... what does "wtf" face mean?

[legice]

@TheBrianJ damm I allways forget this!

[Myfaceisonfirenow]

@TheBrianJ nice

[darkdudironaji]

@TheBrianJ Unless you say "surprise." Its not a crime if you yell surprise... that goes for rape too.

[mcandros111]

@TheBrianJ but still atleast transport her to her bedroom:P

[ggf51724]

@TheBrianJ

that explains a lot... :( thanks for the info!

[kvn8907]

@TheBrianJ Logical.

[FaultyParadise]

@TheBrianJ But fifty no's and yes...means yes.

[FacelessDeviant]

@TheBrianJ Its all these video games nowdays, people are teleporting all over the place with random strangers.

[stevenskul]

@TheBrianJ no means meow

[1waka2laka]

rotflmao 

[Craft2299]

Hahaha this is so funny on her reaction

[bowlingballout]

Always ungrateful

[SEPHIROTHJF]

Can I teleport inside???

[Losttofind]

level 80 mage lol

[Corey897]

BOOYAKASHA

[SwiftDagger442]

that was a good one lmao

[recaked]

I don't know why she's so shocked. Teleportation is a pretty normal activity these days.

[ilovetoparty1]

yea i did this b4, it really isnt a good idea

[TheAmazingFro]

Last.

[N3rD3N]

@TheAmazingFro u sorta, how should i put this?

FAILED

[TheAmazingFro]

@N3rD3N You killed it.

[nowheregal]

I'm wondering if I'd react just like her or if I'd fall for the guy instantly. Unsure,

[WackaPacManWacka]

I'm glad I subscribed. XD

[bascep]

XD XD XD

[LordOfTheGnus]

Nth!

[C0DZ0R]

wtf

[jouvamoufette]

OMG NOT FIRST!

[NagualElias]

pretty close to what I did in my dream last night.

[zappazoey]

I wish I could do that :P

[Ugazful]

win for him teleporting, fail for her running from her own house.

[LamotheExperience]

@Ugazful LOL!

[crowboy99]

unless if its his house :p

[Wupwupwup]

@Ugazful

I think. I THINK.... She was panicking.