Hoes & Wine

[CaponeXX]

WEED WEED , i want more hoes

WEED WEED, more hoes and wine!

[zd97]

Gardening under the influence?

[VangeistXIII]

Hey Antfish, I'm going to see them live in February, I reckon i'll show them this if I get a chance.

[TheCaveTroller]

@VangeistXIII My hero if they cover this,

[superdancam12]

@TheCaveTroller more hoes and wine

[WitheringintheDark]

I was lmfao at this. But seriously, mead beats the fuckin shit out of wine. No comparison. XD

[jukukalle100]

Firefighters shouldn'i drink, you know.. xD

[TheSaruTaru]

This started to sound like Horse and wine.

[TheSaruTaru]

I just found this I love this!

[kevdoom2]

what does a man need with so many gardening tools????

[yamaster5]

I just realized how he was singing as I feel stupid lol

[hansvonslither]

Lol I love alestorm but this just makes me lol pirates rock

[joobyjub]

Holy shit.. I'm cracking the hell up!!

[vinterfroest]

We need 10 hours version!

[chickenamedpuberty]

Well I found my new karaoke song.

[SpayshipxPik]

Emit ez lla eniw dna seoh. Seoh erom tnaw I. Eniw dna seoh erom. Seoh erom tnaw I.

[patarkingoftheozone1]

thats how long the real song should be

[ThatFilthyCookie]

At this point my neighbors want Hoes and Wine as well.

[ShortStoriesByRyan]

need lyrics in the description.

[pmcgeehan90]

AAAANNNNNNOOOYYYYYYIIIINNNNGGG­GG

[1337NIGHTWISHISAWSM]

i laughed so hard

[bleeborg]

10 minutes isnt enough

[DEFAULTYOUTU]

i heard all  Lol

[ilovehaterzzzz]

this person has watched the abridged series hahaha, this is asome

[theweehighlander]

ALL ZE TIME!!!

[thunderhorse1003]

I want more hoes

hoes in wine

hoes in time

[IWAN3259]

Yes I get it. You want more hoes than wine. Don't have to repeat it for 10 mins. I like the song anyway. It's stupid but funny and catchy..

[s0cietysreject]

@IWAN3259 The real song is better. Wenches and Mead by Alestorm. This is a parody that basically just rips off the chorus.

[Ranma051]

this is stupid..... but I like it.

[JCierri]

best part of the song 10:11

[sporeglitcher]

I think he wants more hoes...

[redsfan293]

@sporeglitcher ...And wine

[gogman25]

Sounds more like a drunk saudi-arabian than a pirate.

[Johnny93666]

I want to troll, troll online....

[uchihatheitachi]

@Johnny93666 we we I want to troll! we we i want to troll! troll, troll online all ze time! we we I want to troll! we we i want to troll! troll, troll online all ze time! we we I want to troll! we we i want to troll! troll, troll online all ze time! we we I want to troll! we we i want to troll! troll, troll online all ze time! we we I want to troll! we we i want to troll! troll, troll online all ze time!

[Johnny93666]

One more H0:00

[TheEmpress666]

I can see that if you just stumbled across this not knowing about JJBATAS or Polnareff, you'd think this was really fucking stupid.

I love it though :D

[LauraFox94]

@TheEmpress666 i dont know anything about that but i still love it :P

[Jorjeca]

what episode does someone says that? Oo

[MilestonePictures]

lolololololol

[TheAndramonster]

LMAO!!! I love the origonal song...but this is way better.

[TheShadowOfHumanity]

This is my theme song.

[blisk20]

omg retaird-.-

[Johnny93666]

@blisk20 did you mean retired, who is the maker of this song, well that's too bad than because he is awesome!

[blisk20]

@Johnny93666 no i mean litteraly retairded...but i like the song when its played by alestorm....this is just raping my ears:S

[Johnny93666]

@Johnny93666 yeah i understand what you want to say but i only wanted to point out that you miss spelled retarded if thats what you wanted to say, and the song is retarded but its not that bad like when im super stoned :D

[monkeibabe4123]

this fucked the enire song for me 

[IFASSMMLOG]

Why that's just amazing.

[Negimaniac]

Hosenwein would be an awesome surname.

[toncarmelo]

Whom´s that face?

[CrimsonMoonM]

@toncarmelo That'd be Polnareff.

[toncarmelo]

@CrimsonMoonM

I mean that manga like face over the pirate...

[CrimsonMoonM]

@toncarmelo Yup, that is the one and only Jean Pierre Polnareff!

Silver Chariot is also in the corner.

[toncarmelo]

@CrimsonMoonM You are right. I googled Polnareff and I got the fucking photos of Michel Polnareff, a french gay-like singer that has nothing to do with the character in the cover :D

Thanks for your help.

[onabenderha]

this is shiit !!!

[MrBritainrules]

One badass beard lol

[Jorjeca]

where is it from?

[ShortStoriesByRyan]

i'd pay to hear this live.

[HoboAddiction]

now thats its finished i have the strange urge to press play again...

[jericoholic2004]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL

[Oreichalcos]

It's catchier than Wenches and Mead!

[tahoejunkie133]

Is that a Grey Knights helmet?

[Bloodharvest13]

@tahoejunkie133 Inquisition in disguise?!

[RemingtonHand]

@tahoejunkie133 That's Polnareff's stand, Silver Chariot.

[VanVeghel]

@tahoejunkie133 I wish it were...

[tahoejunkie133]

What the fucking fuck?

[ThePorchHonkie]

lol... alestorm is awsome but this is just retarded

[petrosonrocking]

the alternative version of nyan cat, don't doubt about it!

[Sixpounded]

Anyone got a link to the lyrics?

[CrimsonMoonM]

@Sixpounded

I want more Hoes

(drink! drink!)

More Hoes and Wine

(drink! drink!)

I want more hoes,

hoes and wine all the time!

[pohjoisensusi]

I accidentally listened it trough :D

[TremereTT]

@pohjoisensusi

How does it end???

[DACnumber1]

I listened to the whole thing. All I can say is its a helluva lot better than Justin Bieber.

[HornBottle]

At 05:47 Oh it's still going? o_O

[danderson120]

really thats entire song this sux but is sumhow funy

[amskatermo]

@EcksBawks Until the pirates notice them.

Then chasing turns to," OMG WE SURRENDER!"

[amskatermo]

Press 1 for "More Ho's"

Press 2 for "I want More Ho's

Press 3 for "Wine all zee time"

Press 4 for "Ho's"

Press 5 for "I'm"

Press 6 for " Ho's and Wine"

Press 7 for "Want more Ho's"

Press 8 for "Sand Wine"

Press 9 for " Hooo's "

[MrOmgwtfWaffles]

@amskatermo You missed out - Press 0 for "The following is a non profit fan made parody Jojo's bizzare adventures is property of Hirohiko araki, Shueisha, Super techno arts, Studio A.P.P.P and Viz media please support the official release."

[Anonymous8125]

Amagad! lal xD

[Dudinator123]

What I don't understand is why he wants more horses and swine. Leather belts and bacon only get you so far...

[taterman02]

@EcksBawks you mean running from pirates

[megapants444]

I'm guessing he wants more of something...hmmm...

[drummaster1386]

i want more hoes and vodka

[Zerrb3k]

if you listen carefully to the entire song you will find a hidden message in it. It's about how a lonely pirate longs for nothing more in his life than the company of many beautiful and promiscuous women with some wine they could drink all ze time.

[rueryuzaki1]

thumbs up if you listened to it all

[GoldenPrize5400]

Oh, I get it, this song is about Soda and Coke :3

[darthwinsor]

I desire an amount of women whom sell their bodies for money as well as an alcoholic beverage from a country in Europe.

[gallowsNativity]

How LONG have I been listening to this...

[tlenihan09]

coza asy

[anzaclegend11]

The bit that was awesome was when he said hoes and wine

[WeedKrop]

I'm going to download it and tomorrow it shall be playing in every room in my house for the whole day!

[ninjarmy]

better than the original

[TheShadowOfHumanity]

Listened to all 10:10 and then hit replay....i fucking love this song.

[Avavin]

sounds like MOAR HOHOS AND WHINEEE

[MoonsideManiac]

needs moar hoes and wine.

[KhazadDumify]

According to the translation of the description, it says "THEY ALL TIME"

[1995Exodus]

I like the music, done so great in this "song" xD

[OldemarFIN]

Sorry, Polnareff, we only supply Rakes and Wine.

[6Metal6Feawer6]

horse and swine...

[Weegee9003]

i want so much hoes and wine

[supercyc10]

its funny cause its better than the original

[ArcShiranui]

You know... I think he might want more hoes and wine. Can't really tell, though

[wwbraveheart4]

@ArcShiranui I don't think he does

[TheSonsofHorusx]

omfg

[psychosexysoul]

AHAHAHAH THIS SONG IS SO FUNNy XxdxDXxxXD

[nazisucksass]

peter griffin!

[TheXxLawlietxX]

Am I the only idiot that went "Oh theres gonna be more to it!" at around 2:54 ??

[kanderan1]

@TheXxLawlietxX I thought that at 1:00 though..

[The13Stubbs]

@TheXxLawlietxX nope me too ^_^



[Johnny93666]

@TheXxLawlietxX Nop :D

[Dyluck88]

@TheXxLawlietxX Wish I woulda read your comment before hitting the min mark

[narutardtedr]

I think the link is broken, it keeps saying it's invalid.

[Weegee9003]

thumbs up if you want more hoes and wine

[raves11]

Alright alright! Here's you hoes and wine! God!

[AndrewRhysGray]

lmao he sounds desperate xD

[narusasu444]

@AndrewRhysGray yes he does he sounds very very desperate

[RRRadish]

@AndrewRhysGray Oh please. Like someone like Polnareff wouldn't have hoes and wine all ze time.

[animeking1357]

Hands up for a version using the full song (Raises both hands)

[warwasnotinvited]

I like the chorus

[noobyplasm]

@warwasnotinvited LOL xD

[ClintDuza]

hoes and wine are great if you working in a vineyard

[Weegee9003]

73 dident get hoes and wines

[lordguy5]

I like the part where he said, hoes and whine

[Kajowwojak]

The following is a fan based demand for more hoes and wine.

[InLulz]

ALL ZE TIME!!

[bigkierran]

Last nite i drempt of hoes and wine all ze time =3

[ChevFuckinChelios]

hoes and wine all ze tiiimeee!!!fucking epic...:p

[MoonsideManiac]

I like the part where he says he wants more hoes and wine

[JakubAnalysis]

Hahahhahahahahahahah

[Shah01041988]

This made me laugh out very very very loud

[EMERALDanimations]

meanwhile...in france....

[manusigl]

nicce... now i can say that i can sing this in 3 lenguages:

1. the original, piratish: wenches and mead

2. my native language, german: weiber und wein

3. this version, english: hoes and wine

xD

[Ikki1604]

Do you think this guy wants some hoes and wine?

[Shadowtomo]

This is silly xDD

[bigkierran]

@Shadowtomo sill but yet u listend to the full thing XD

[destroyed2441]

im offically gonna download this and run down the road at night screaming this as loud as i can

[goodvocalcover]

@bigkierran ummm yes i do and i love the band but this is a joke its not funny cause its so bad they say the same 2 words a 2 year old could have done it

[bigkierran]

@goodvocalcover XD

[goodvocalcover]

10min of the same shitty sound you friend made a fool of yourself

[bigkierran]

@goodvocalcover fool what are u on drugS? how cn this not make u giggle do u not listen to alestorm?

[MrRexes101]

i dont care if its the same lines over and over again....... ITS FREAKIN AWSOME!

[StormRaven332]

@gamingfurry14 Yeah...

[ploxioths]

MOAR HOS

[animeking1357]

I-I listened to all of it, now I'm replaying it...

[SilverGummiShark]

OUI, OUI!

[LNERfan]

Where'd you get the instrumental version of Wenches and Mead?

[zaebangad]

@LNERfan I think they just used the first few minutes where the vocals don't kick in yet

[AnguishedSoul9434]

Lol

[feggman2]

the man/woman who made this song deserves a grammy or something :D

[MrTeacoffee]

I made it to 1:20 and It felt like 10 minutes.

[choxie630]

After 5:00 i realized that the song repeated OVER AND OVER AGAIN....This made my day :D

[666wrathofheaven666]

@choxie630 - You're either blonde, or VERY fucking dumb...

[choxie630]

@666wrathofheaven666 and why is that? o.O wasn't this done for comical reasons...

[FierceGriffon]

@666wrathofheaven666 You're either blonde, or VERY fucking dumb...

Think twice before saying something >:D

[minojonte]

WTF LOL

[SelCrysti]

This song is epic win!! X3

[bigkierran]

ok this is my new ring tone for my phone!

[shadowdeath99]

the only reason i watched this was to see if he say smoethi else

[EMOSSUCKABIGCOCK]

@shadowdeath99

LOL "smoethi"

English motherfucker, do you speak it?

[SonOfTheNorthStar]

@EMOSSUCKABIGCOCK "I Don't care if you're speakin' Chinamanese!"

- Abridged Hol Horse

[VemundVR]

:(s

[th3333nd]

hahaha  this is AWESOME!!!!

[4tahlulz4]

LOL great. But honestly the same thing repeated for 10 minutes and i couldn't stand up afterwards.

[Sixpounder478]

i love this song

yea its so fine

i love this song

so i hear it all the time