ENZYTE

[ronnieronb73]

Fucking creepy.

[KennBurch]

Well, the company got busted and the people who ran it got long, stiff, prison sentences, at HARD time.

And, from what I've heard, nobody on the cellblock wants to be Bob's "bitch".

[invertXtrogdor]

THE JAPANESE BUSINESS MEN WERE NEVER SEEN ALIVE AGAIN.

[vkandaharv]

In March 2006, following thousands of consumer complaints to the Better Business Bureau, Federal agents raided Berkeley facilities, gathering material that resulted in a 112-count criminal indictment. The company's founder and CEO, Steve Warshak, and his mother, Harriet Warshak, were found guilty of conspiracy to commit mail fraud, bank fraud, and money laundering, and in September 2008 were sentenced to prison and ordered to forfeit $500 million in assets.

[addyawkitontheps3]

I like how their Asian.

[MyDude1991]

he is in jail now lol 

[DiceEsque]

oops. 0:29 fag jap! LOL

[HowPettyful]

He is wood that will not bend

Jack his Enzyte

[ShotsDesignsHD]

69 likes

[SolemnCollector]

whats the commercial with the answering machine and the girl is like hey mr stamina

[Schecter860]

watch my vidz... bob is great

[KutWrite]

Sample "pack" - get it?

Funny commercials, for worthless dreck.

[djpoontangy]

lmfao i think this commercial was kinda leaning towards racial profiling, i mean c'mon..chinese ppl and enzyte? hahahaha

[KutWrite]

@djpoontangy - Japanese - so much for stereotyping!

[KungFuRascals3]

0:06 I wonder how you say "Is it true what they say about men with big feet..." in Japanese...

[Soundfrequency]

@KungFuRascals3

Well the same as in any other language of course, "It's bullshit".

[getbiggerpenis]

Enzyte = Expensive urine. It's more work, but I'd rather stick with my exercises.

[birdlobby]

yeah and the guy who started in this company is in federal prison for 25 years

[pmyodb1]

LMAO What I think is classic is how the guy on the end looks up underneath the table and he's lookin like "Wow I am impressed!"

[Eekolu]

YOU FOOLS! TIS TRULY THE GREAT J.R IN DESQUISE! Praise "Bob"!

[KutWrite]

@Eekolu - I think it's "Bob" of the Subgenius.

[Ch0colat3Cr0wn]

ahah this is the Trololols grandson ahaha wtf this shit is dirty

[InternetTG]

who cares if kids watch it? they need too know that girls dont like small dicks

[ZnBangash]

Instead of us growing our penises, why don't the girls tighten their vaginas eh, that way even the smallest will feel like a lever to them;).

[SharinganWarrior9]

Uh, question: does this stuff really work?

[1acroyear1]

It doesn't. In fact, not only did the company's founder get 20 years for consumer fraud, but his 70 year old mother got 2 (I think for giving birth to such a cunt).

Still, this is my all-time favorite commercial.

[IauthenticI]

They now sell it at CVS. One way to find out.

[Thegamer5150]

now thats what I called wasting money since this commericial takes 40 seconds to get to the actual product BULLSHIT

[prophetbyronmotley]

Going from soft to full erection DOES NOT count as "size increase!" I must and will HAVE to live with my 6 inch dick! I ain't falling for the Enzyte bullshit lines or the guy with the goofy smile!

[MahBoi22]

I wonder why they stopped showing this on TV. I have seen it for maybe a month, and then they just stopped showing this particular commercial. I see all the others... This one, in my opinion, is the funniest!

[IauthenticI]

Asians felt it was a "little" offensive...

[needsoftlady]

Yes, actually, massive increase, women, happy wife at home, and a smile that would,nt come off. Most of all, I was looking to improve my golf swing and NASCAR record and swimming ability for the next olympics. .

[1mustafaa23]

lmfao

[gaudog]

I used to think this commercial was racist until I realized every single enzyte ad shows that all white people like Bob NEED enhancement for their tiny dicks.

[Zolega89]

oh look he has big shoes

[zero87mx]

Cracked Bitches!!!

[R8erNation636]

This is nothing like how REAL Japanese business meetings go. In real life, Japanese business involves MUCH more drinking.

[TheCosmicOuthouse]

Bob is and will always be cool. Fuck them Japs. ;)

[1spoonand2forks]

small chinese penis.

[GekreuzigtAufDir]

Bob is a creeper.

[ChaoticGodz]

lmao aaw man that's racist toward the Japanese people and no you idiots I'm not Japanese, and to be honest with all those awesome robotics technology I don't see why they can't invent something to enlarge their wee-wee. I guess Japanese don't care much about size

[JoelBridge]

I can't decide whether that comment was hypocritical or not.

[ChaoticGodz]

it's not -_-

[JoelBridge]

Then I weep for the future of humanity.

[smileybobguy]

I can't stop smiling - ever

[twicon]

this guy was the owner of enzyte now he is in jail 20+ yrs for multiple fraud

[Bianca00055]

@twicon yea i saw something on cnbs on how he was taking peoples money.what an idiot!

[lawlolawl101]

the product turns you into a mindless smiling zombie!!!!!!!

[jazminfggo]

whats the actor's name?

[CaribDude815]

i wonder what this guy is like in real life

[Bluelight132]

smilin bob pwns

[ignoranceandwant]

The Smiling Bob theme played on koto. That rules!

[CheesyPoophs]

What's this commercial for? What's a male enhancer?

[CCrockyourass]

LOL

A male enhancer is "supposed" to make your dick bigger.

[CheesyPoophs]

Oh, LORD!! How did I end up at THIS video?! D:

[Aioazech]

These commercials are fucking hilarious.

I know these shouldn't be on TV and the stuff doesn't actually work, but damn. They are so amusing to watch if not taken seriously.

[photosynthesis808]

obviously it doesnt work... but i wonder what it does do, probly gives you a headache or some shit

[kubotaman2004]

Why The Hell Would Someone Take Drugs To "Enhance" Themselves???? wouldn't just being themselves be better?

[InternetTG]

um.... girls dont like small dicks

[DaEliminator]

LMFAO!?

[MrScottyG]

If you have more questions about the lawsuit or your eligibility, contact attorneys Hagens Berman Sobol Shapiro at 206-623-7292 or info @ hbsslaw. com Enzyte has had the adverse effect on my junk. I am developing a lawsuit. I have lost all capabilities with my penis. This is terrible. I can't even look my wife in the eyes anymore. I DETEST you Enzyte! Class action Lawsuit, & smiling Bob has been missing since a boating accident and presumed dead John Larson 2008

[BeondaPale]

If I.m not mistaken, I think they have been. The company got sued and forced to admit that it was all BS

[BeondaPale]

I really feel sorry for the poor dimwits that actualy buy this stuff

[warlord2080]

god man this guy scares the crap out of me with his smile for all we know he can be insane and start raping little children.

[twotailedavenger]

@warlord2080

I overcame my fear of him from discovering the trollface.

[CainmosniMirrored]

@warlord2080 Watch some 1950's American propaganda films and you will understand why he is smiling.

[mkadams99]

@warlord2080

So he is also a Catholic priest too???

[needsoftlady]

Enzyte,

Tastes like cigarette butts. No Joke

Does not work for me, at all, 4 months,

Now, beginning to cause chest discomfort.

Going to get my money back or use it for plant food.

[MASSRCOR]

@needsoftlady sorry that a magical pill wouldn't make you cock work...TRY AGAIN

[fooschnikens]

I never understood the concept here. Apparently men are supposed to be happy when they become so old that their dicks don't work anymore and they have to use drugs just to get an erection. Yeah that would really set the mood. "Hold on honey, I have to take this pill before we can have sex." I'm sure it really turns on the ladies.

[chipmunx]

It's more like now they don't have to worry about their dicks not working when they need to. You don't take this kind of stuff just before sex.

[coveyssteve]

For those who were understandably depressed over the presumed retirement of pop icon Smilin' Bob, I am here to tell you that The Big Guy is back on top and still livin' large!

I switched channels last night and noted the tail end of a new enzyte commercial. Didn't see the whole thing, but his wife seemed quite happy. You can't keep a good man down..

In this, he gives us all big tips on negotiating with the Orientals. I know it will work even better with the A-rabs, for obvious reasons.

[monicannabella]

He is wood that will not bend.

[keste27]

are you serious. This guys in Jail now?

I hope he is, this advertisement is a rip off..Bull shit..

[TownIdiot25]

Hes in jail. lol

[124052]

i want to make bob frown somehow...

[tuberinmyhead]

Punch his dick.

[yessuhon8]

hahahaha respond of the year

[picaticatara]

Lol.

[gangstanaruto3]

Enzyte should be for chinese and japanese because they got small shit!

[LittleRachael]

I can see why a Japanese man might be offended by this. Notice how BIG Bob's shoes are compared to everyone else's. Also, notice how they just have the subtitles. That's because no self-respecting Japanese man would star in this commercial. I still laughed, though.

[TookieWookie]

Whomever makes these is a marketing genius. Notice how his "bottle" is the biggest on the table, and they are all centered right where a wenis would be?

[Kankuro1216]

the maker of it is in jail because it was proven fake

[audiosane]

I wonder if they need male enhancement in prison. ;-) :-P

[Kankuro1216]

err i dont wanna know

[audiosane]

Trust me - A LOT of people don't wanna know... ;-)

[ApparitionZ]

Get this, if Bob were a real guy, he'd be a sex offender. That's how far-reaching the laws are!

[VeryVeryGayMan]

Wow, woah!

WOW!

[Machete87]

that was the 1st enzyte advertisement my bro laffed at.:)

[101marine3]

hahahhahahaha bob owns all!

[greendagger5]

lol the Asian guys are probably buying Enzyte from Bob for themselves.

[kimalicia1421]

girls are rotflo...loving the Smilin Bob commercials...welcome to American Television!!!

[ALYankees12]

oilofthesnake its snake oil

[ALYankees12]

awesome

[pielord22]

XD wow that is too funny

[kimalicia1421]

OMG This one too funny!

[Horse125]

Asians on an enzyte commercial.

Fuckin hilarious ROFL!

[hashimotto]

my friend took this medicine and instead of his schlong growing his finger grew like 10 inches

[PMSJUICE]

whats with the faggots pedo-grin???

[poposhka123]

hahahahahahahahaaaaaa! little do they know they are sitting and dining on his enormous cock.

IT's THE TABLE!

[davidsghost]

I like this better than the other commercials with that annoying whistleing. I usually turn the tv channel so I don't have to listen to it and then I forget to turn it back and miss the rest of my show. Other than the extremely irritating whistling music their commericals are very funny.

[socialmarketing]

The president of the company that makes Enzyte was recently found guilty of money laundering, fraud, and criminal conspiracy, he faces more than two decades in the slam. Smiling bob ain't smiling anymore...

[Kickagnome]

two decades? i find that hard to believe... especially in American. Criminals get out of jail faster in this country then it takes a Mexican to make me a burrito.

[parodyking23]

ever wonder why he never stops smiling?

[gethiguyaka10balls]

its jabba the gut not hut and it works *whistles*

[vincymon]

com'on ppl we're not buying..just laughing at it..enjoy the commercial its ridiculous lol

[xyberfunk]

it made my cock grow 2 1/2 inches.. it works

[S1nn1ngSh4d0wS]

Keep it urself no one wants to know

[xyberfunk]

thicker and longer - no sh|t.. i believe you can get greater effects with a blend of the natural ingridients in extracted liquid form administered orally... mmm doggy

[S1nn1ngSh4d0wS]

Ugh

[FenrirIceKing]

i dont know wat u guys r complainin about this commercial is funny as hell

[fooschnikens]

Forget about trying to develop a cure for alzheimers or parkinson's disease or something important. Can't make as much money off those folks. Rich old men with bum weiners should be the top priority.

[bandanabidness]

thats funny as fuck i don't care who you are. haha

[localpendulum]

(know this is late as hell) But When i get old (or susvive, Still have to have the lil sailor Saluting) Muwahahaha

[fooschnikens]

Everytime I see these commercials I wish I could hit that smiling guy in the face with a baseball bat.

[mazaradiflash]

a scam that may have succeeded due to male stupidity. When are men goanna learn you don't have to prove your manhood. We have to challange this foolish bigger is better notion and same applies to women as well. If the concept of enhancement and surgery weren't bad enough. We are going to become a nation of circus freaks thinking we're superior due to our body parts.

[Omega7adam]

Warning by taking this so call male enhancement ,side effects include a never ending smile you will never be able to get rid off it's permanent.

[churlyryan]

Yes, this is true because when you take so much, you turn into Jabba the Hutt, a phallic slug.

[Omega7adam]

On September 21, 2006, Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, its owner and president, Steven Warshak, and five other individuals were indicted by the United States, Southern District of Ohio, U.S. Attorney Greg Lockhart, on charges of conspiracy, money laundering, and mail, wire and bank fraud. The indictment alleged that the company defrauded consumers and banks of US$100 millions it's a fraud.

[tristanunsworth]

Idiotic ad campaign for a scam product. And MDG computers are the SAME way. Don't buy Enzyte, don't buy MDG! Crooks.

[iamhungary]

I'm going to miss these commercials. Too bad Enzyte turned out to be a scam.

[J1K44209]

LOL no wonder it is the most commonly purchased item in the all asian countries

[Coolbry1226]

LOL!

[rileyw94]

made them send a sample to my neighbor! haha

[cowplop4587]

i dont need this shit n/e ways

[Bigjohnnywad]

This product does NOT work!

[dragonfirepaintball]

how would you know? must have been way embarrasing

[Bigjohnnywad]

Your father told me after he got done banging your mom..Asshole

[Bigjohnnywad]

Your kinda old to be playing paintball don't ya think so? That afterall is for kids..

[coolman5242]

get over yourself

[Bigjohnnywad]

Get over yourself and blow me asshole

[stizodd]

Pitching or catching, you're still in the game...fag.

[dragonfirepaintball]

why do they have to put asians in this, thats not racist

enzyte: 8==============D

asian: 8D

[JoeM007]

i noticed a bunch of euthanisms for an erection in the subtitles

[Fenderkicksass]

hahahah he is wood that will not bend hahha these commericals are so fuken funny

[moonrice555]

I don't know---but he'd BETTER have a big pecker with a face like his.

[GuNsKiLLs]

LMFAO!

[moonrice555]

;) hee hee

[Uglydefeat3]

We can all toast to Enzyte! Here, here! **grin**

[thephreek]

this is racist lol

[PittsburghFAN621]

He is Wood that will not bend lmao

[ekai]

this is funny. too bad these guys didn't thinks so:

http://www.asianmediawatchdog.­com/enzyte/enzyte.html

[volcomstoner420]

lol its BOB!!!!... **this is bob**