Why Jimmy Nail will never be obsolete

[snake5871]

u all calling her a slag yeah she is but if u watched n show all the way through he cheated to and he has kids everywhere that he doesnt look after and hes a women beater he is a dirty skank

[TheKennyb27]

She's a fuckin' dog.

[Frenzybars]

Pause at 0:11 for murder face

[lewismclinton]

Damn! i'd repressed those jimmy nail memories! now i wont be able to get to sleep because of the Spender nightmares!

[amyhuk]

Lance looks like a slightly whiter Barack Obama

[winstonismydog70]

im soooooo creeped out

[govtschemes]

Where can I buy a Jeremy Kyle Poster?

[MegaEnzo9]

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[shisenkrieg]

its funny how the chavs rely on the lie detector to prove their point but dont actually understand anything about how it actually works.

[mittens981]

SHE'S lieing LOLOL

[tryandlisten]

LOL Love it!!

[DrLeftyWest]

Ha ha love It

[supahdupahguy81]

where's the full episode??

[jparke1977]

aint no doubt its plain to to see a ho like you no good for me lol

[jposh707]

Are they like poor white trash in England??

[aeronuk1]

@jposh707 Yes, they are.

[supahdupahguy81]

@jposh707

Yes, but generally we here in Britain like to think of ourselves as a socialist society so we try to avoid going around calling ppl "trash" just coz they've had the misfortune to be poor.....i hear it's not quite like that in America...

[jposh707]

@supahdupahguy81 Um, I've been to Britain several times and I would hardly call it a "socialist society." It certainly has elements of socialism but so does American society. I think the difference you are referring to is that Americans are more interested in calling things as they seem them, whereas in England reticence and reservedness rule the day.

[supahdupahguy81]

@jposh707

Calling things as they see them? that's what you call it?

If i call someone trash it's b'coz they have "trashy" personality traits, their economic status AFAIC is irrelevant....i think that a logical method but hey....

/

Britain isn't as socialist as it could be but we're like Cuba when compared to the US....if someone tried to introduce things like free healthcare for all & unconditional welfare support in your country they would get laughed at....

[rippleway123]

Excellent!! Jezza should read results like this, but have Graham sing "She's lying!!"

[optimumvalue9]

Lance undo your top button,you look half sharp and Beige is the colour of retirement you'll be eatin your tea at 3 o'clock next watching Mid summer murders..oh and she looks really dirty,far too racy for beige,I'd say she'd suit someone in red or possibly pink. Your welcome : )

[superkevt83]

She's lying.

[craigfromnewcastle]

poor Lance - he looks proper upset.

Hope he dumped her n moved on.

[craigfromnewcastle]

hahaha

go on son!

[1878lid]

she was lying hahaha

[goth1agw1omw]

Did not expect that but i loved it.

[jimboson888]

hahahaha

[greggquayside]

quality

[greggquayside]

quality

[iqra19564]

that was funny

[girls4hire]

the guy on a thumbnail look like obama ;p

[Dungarth]

..98% of Jeremy Kyle female guests are absolutely hideous, this one however I have to admit is not that bad. Shes the kind I'd have dirty sex with but not tell anyone about.

[alisonsdragonfly]

@Dungarth you are the kind no one would have sex with dirty or other mother u fuckin asshole

[mongymong]

haha epic win

[FrumBeermingum]

jimmy nail = legend

tht tune = legend

[garymckay10]

she looks like carmel from hollyoaks lmoa any1 agree?

[garymckay10]

whore but i havnt slept wif any1!!!!!!!!!!!!! liar liar liar liar pants on fire

lies alibis lies more alibis

from the truth, i admit I’m more than shy

ain’t it the times we are living in

everybody’s doing it so why cant I?

[chippermonkey22]

shes lying!!

[enoxib]

lol Awesome

[convictedSTONNER]

Scum of the earth!!

[prankmasterjph]

This video is the funniest video i have seen on youtube in many years, and is possibly the most funny video i have ever seen on you tube. 10/ 10 to who ever made this video its comedy gold and you my friend are a genius. P.S Jimmy is also a legend

[weaselbiscuitfuck]

@prankmasterjph Was it that funny?

[prankmasterjph]

go Jimmy legend !

[icameraDisco]

people always judge the man and then you see that fuckin big slag

[callumd1992]

slag

[hahaRanqe]

Dumb fucking shit,

[chuckwowward78]

i had bum sex with her

[alisonsdragonfly]

@chuckwowward78  made a change from all those guys then huh?

[briafromxbox]

@chuckwowward78 really

[abisivepoo]

@chuckwowward78 For real????

[TheSatanshunter]

@chuckwowward78 me too XD

[Urko2005]

@chuckwowward78 tight ?

[sorryunlucky]

This is why you stick in a Open Relationship but I have a secret to keeping a Marriage strong me and my Wife go for a nice Dinner twice every week. She goes Tuesdays I go Fridays.

[tujitsu]

lol love it lollistened to the song afterwards lol shes lyin loool

[emilyelizabeth1989]

lmfao!!

[JonnyInfinite]

This video is hilarious

[funkyfrogful]

She's quite pretty in a hard-bitten, obviously common way.....

[opensourcethong]

i want to cum in your brain

[willyjackblueeyes]

this is the uk version of the maury povich show.

[sausagedogheaven]

Funny....Jimmy Nail sums up women perfectly..........

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Maybe this girl hadn't had sex with another man and was telling the truth.

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Maybe she had sex with another woman?!?!?!?!? :)

[ryan0666]

this is epic

[trooperJac]

Except that Polygraphs are unreliable - you may as well get some old hag in to read her palm.

[Seyahhsod]

What about a young hag.

Maybe a young hag would be much more reliable and have much more vigor than an old one?

{ ; - D

[Intiom]

@trooperJac Bingo. There's a reason why law enforcement agencies all over the world consider the lie detector to have a 60% accuracy rate under PERFECT conditions. Not the 99% bullshit that chat shows talk about.

[RofLaura]

BEST USE OF JIMMY NAIL EVER.

[Gravysatan]

Interesting Beanz Yo

[THEmoonCHANNEL1]

lol very good

[stew2blue]

i'd fuck it she aint bad....Lance watching would add abit of spice...

[stew2blue]

i call my wife spender. ''Why coz she spends all your money?'' No coz she looks like Jimmy Nail.

[muzikscud23]

LMFAO

[Rockafellaton]

lmfao

[kkly27]

Ha ha ha

[chrisharvey9]

fucking load of shit

[TheRHINOS1]

SLAPPER!!

[TheRHINOS1]

Cretin!!

[TheRHINOS1]

SLAG!!

[TheRHINOS1]

UUURGH!! Wot a filthy, naaaasty, repugnant, slutty, slack-minged, disease-infested little cumbucket of a whore.... I wouldn't put my cock/mouth/or even my dog within 100 yards of this mucky cunt!!!!! If I was that guy, I would've punched her fugly face rite in, give that little prostitute tha beating she deserves!!!!!!!!!

[mremoknapman]

haha i love how your insults like get worse the further in that comment they are haha, good one though :P

[joshbryan90]

THIS IS GENIUS

[hawksrl]

lol

[DoctorRambo1986]

LMAO Lance looks like my fiance's stepbrother!!

[whitestripebuzz]

haha that was ace. Jimmy Nail and Tony Adams look like each other. Just thought i would throw that one out there.

[TheYTChronicles]

Nah nah, I'm with ya on that one mate. I was gonna say.

[gavhenrad]

@whitestripebuzz what do you mean look like each 'other'. Do you actually think they are different people?

[TheYTChronicles]

@whitestripebuzz It probably is, Tone could do anything XD

[ryanc4992]

jimmy is a feckin legend lol

[Badger84354233]

Legend that is how all lie detector results should be shown!!!!!

[illmitchjax]

Yes?...

[kevdoc73]

ha ha ha brilliant

[MrXxxgedxxx]

hahaha i fucking love Jimmy Nail!

[licclesexymel]

i ment the jeremy kyle one i want to watch the whole of it lol

[licclesexymel]

where is this clip from?how can i watch the full thing?

[largertrance21]

Jimmy Nail Ain't No Doubt .thats it geezer

[ShutUpYouMong]

BRAVO, Sir!

[14dollars]

do you reckon she takes it up the hoop?

[marum88]

that guy looked like Tony Adams

[tafftich]

brill!! jeremy nail show!! lol!

[diddle1988]

*guffaws at the computer screen*

ABSOLUTE GENUIS!!!

[samuraihedgehog]

haha nice.

Tell ya somet tho, that blonde bird is hot!

[xxxxBartonxxxx]

haha No Shes A Ugly Dirty Moose

[JayTheSex]

She looks like a typical dirty chav... she probably has syphilis

[Lorrennbumms]

my dad's the picture of Jimmy nail.

lmao

[UsagiDreams]

Jimmy Nail is awesome, and it doesn't matter what you look like, it depends on the talent within you. He's fine the way he is.

[HonkyCat90]

I laughed out loud for real. This is really funny.

[PINKKYLIELOUISE]

Brilliant very funny

[buffysummers1991]

LOL

[Pandagotchi]

ROFL.

[audis0]

be great if jimmy nail had his own show just like this, but playing the character 'Oz' of auf wiedersehen pet. that would be funny.

[Kasilind]

if you have mint dont must reviewed this site. I think Jimmy could have been more famous if he were more attractive and had recorded more music, because he had talent, now I listen to many bands and singers who have great fame and his music is a real shit and have never had talent

[lovinit89]

HAHAHa!!!! THATS MINT AS

[KeepingUpPretences]

maybe i'm just stupid but who the hell is jimmy nail?

[StandTogetherForever]

He's a singer and actor, he was in "Auf Wedersehen, Pet"

[lovinit89]

u r being abit stupid. lol. he is actor and excllent singer, and just generally a fukin legend!!

[Vash211289]

lol fucking brilliant matey

[lavish88]

Oh god I am so old I think I worked on that video !

[DennisTheMadMan]

Brilliant mate, I absolutely love it. 5 stars lol

[tidalwave1978]

I think Jimmy Nail should be a permanent fixture on the show. They could have him pop his head up out of trapdoors, or holes in the set, every time somebody has lied.

[lovinit89]

HAHA!!! mint idea

[fx0385]

this isnt even funny!!

[pogopatterson]

Great video, but instead of the third "she's lying" you should have edited a clip of Oz from Auf Wiedersehen, Pet saying "BOLLOCKS!".

[andrew1984uk]

Or just as effective: ''HADDAWAY AND SHITE!!'

[xSxAxRxAxHx1989x]

LOL! Quality!

[Hannahxxwalkley]

LMAO

Great video :)

Hannahxxwalkley

x

[sof2finchy]

lol jimmy nail!

[oSAMINAo]

lool

[Prejudice11]

lol :P

[pazzocarne]

Genius work! Well done!

[BritishRider]

LOL!

[moxymagic]

classic lol

[ItaliaStickman]

Lance looks like Gavin off Gavin n Stacey lol, near the start he does anyway

[kissychris]

LMAO kool video :P

[smellydee]

lol! x¬D

[jettero1]

LOL

[jestervision595]

she swallows you can tell lol jk

[CrazyLew123]

@jestervision595 lol jk she gargles

[Dungarth]

Even though shes utter chav scum, shes alot prettier than the usual lower class tripe they have on Jeremy Kyle. With that said however her insides are probably full to the brimm with STDs.

[ch1mpanzeethat]

sorry but i'd still give her one lol

[englander1971]

what an over made up boiler

[bamptonbred]

LOL

[douche2012]

hhahaha make some more pls ! that was epic

[thesoulcrew]

well done jimmy !!!!!!! she,s lying . dont they all ha, ha, ha

[avc2346108942]

HAHA, good old Jimmy Nail

[nobodyknowsmenow]

HAHAHAHA!! Whoever made this is bonkers and I owe him/her a pint.

[wotyeeonaboot]

ad knock him oot and shag a fuckin heed off a me !! jimmy nail rules!

[HennoGarvey]

ha ha some fucker has too much time on their hands!

[ChinnyChinnyBangBang]

This is hilarious!

[deltatenzero]

hahaha lol good 1 lol

[slovakjamiroquai]

:D:D:D:D:D nice!

[banbigbrother]

she sucked my cock once

[andrew1984uk]

She sucked mine twice :)

[wezie1993]

@banbigbrother Your lying

[vampire09100]

@banbigbrother you wish.....i think you mean the bloke lmao

[ultraseb]

nice one! :D

[TheGodParticle]

Yeah, she looks like a dirty cow hahahahha

[knocker83]

shite!

[geordietart]

jeremy klye is shit compared 2trisha like she isnt up her own arse like him

[anyfrax]

bahaha good 1 ;D

[andrew1984uk]

Jimmy Nail's too sophisticated to be associated with this show! Top clip anyway though mate.

[SymbioteSpidermike]

Spot on.

[kattakethat]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

thats mint!!!

[Zeriouslly]

Tops mate - bloody great!

[whatsthatcar]

do the people get money for appearing on the show? i dont understand why anyone would agree to go on the stage to get involved in the typical arguements

[SteveNewman03]

Yeah, I believe they get about 300 pounds for appearing, and that's on top of the money Jeremy pays to support their kids while they go off gallivanting, drinking and smoking cannabis, which it's proven causes paranoia!

[SaSamanthar]

What are you on bout Jeremy giving them money? Oh you mean taxes. Well he does earn over 1million £ a year, he shouldnt be so bitter about paying taxes. You've really been brianwashed by him

[SteveNewman03]

lmao I was joking, I'm actually a supporter of cannabis legalisation and a daily smoker myself. Therefore I'm aware that most of what Jeremy says about the drug on his show is misleading or over-exaggerated. I do however agree that he should not have to pay taxes to support the children of people who just couldn't give a shit. He should be bitter about paying taxes because those taxes go to people who often don't deserve the money

[love4tchock]

lmao she's lying

[glasshousetiger]

Nice One! Loved It!

[Dazzamanazza]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICELY EDITED

[greenvii]

this is genius

[toughguysmusic]

If every lie detector show Jeremy Kyle has does this - I would DEFINITELY watch!

[S3bS1nclair]

... ok

[biguglyfucker]

what more can anyone say...bloody brilliant video..

[jackblack180]

Brilliant!