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  • Fanmade breaking dawn audiobook on my channel!

    ....too bad I didn't finish it yet :/

  • I think the irritating music is meant to detract away from the woman's complete lack of emotion when she speaks

  • oh how i love to listening to this when i read lol

  • BTW, I continued with the story, so as to not immediately jump to conclusions.

  • Wow, Just, wow. I came here to see if what people were saying about her writing was true. I am so sorry I did. Enjoy your fluff, kids. Bella's not verbose? Stephenie's writing is verbose!

    And to Stephenie Meyer, there happens to be nuances in the English language. Please learn them.

    Good day to you, twilight fans. 

  • thumbs up twilight rocks

    >twilight haters:::: press ctrl+w<

  • twilight haters get your asses out of here

    y the hell r u here anyway

  • twilight is amazing

  • can't stop hearing it

    am addicted to her voice is a part of who i am i know all the 4 books by heart

    and i qoute them all the day

    just in love with the books

  • She has the most boringest voice ever. I got the book in my hands really to listen along and everything... i stopped about 10 seconds after she started talking -_-

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  • Does anyone know what the music at the start of this is

  • the only way listening to Twilight on tape would be enjoyable would be iif Gilbert Gottfried was the one reading it.

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  • this bitches voice is annoying

  • How annoying the voice is. The girl who does this should die. The voice should be more young-adult and in mind of Bella. Dumbasses. Like we (the normal Twilight readers, who understand fiction away from real life,) want to hear a overdramatic and seeming like an adult talking condescendingly to a child.

  • *yawn* twilight is so gay. Go team Potter!!!!

  • @ILYHARRY101 why tell me why do you have to compare everything

    i do love harry potter books but i do love twilight books ( at least the frist and the last books) lol

    and i do not understant why loving one girl and doing stuff for her is gay

    the books are lovely and make people dreams and out of every day live like harry potter

    it s ok to not love the twilight saga but the people that insult the people that love the twilight are so low (not talking about you)

  • @ILYHARRY101 team potter forever love it

  • omg the music is anoying

  • @theonetreehill100 you spelled annoying wrong it has another n you put anoying

  • OMG bible in the very begining turning off time

  • Not only does this sound like fanfiction, the reader isn't even putting any emotion into this. Wow, is all I have to say.

  • @Xander97Ketsu Neither did Kristen Stewart, so Im guessing that's Bella personality. Just emotionless and depressing.

  • So to stephen kING.. just saying this is a Paranormal Romance and Harry Potter as not... This isn t the best author or book even in that genre but its good for a fun read... I actually like her voice but if you really dont like just dont listen this is for the people who like it.. Trust me I read much worse...

  • Made it to 1:21.. I can't go on any more. THAT VOICE.

  • thumbs up if your following the reading with your book! :D

  • I would have prefered it , if the actors narrated in the audiobooks. kristen would have been just perfect ! she is made for bella. even her voice matches the character!

  • 1: This was "linked" to the HP audio books, wtf?

    2: What is it with the music!?

    3: This feels wrong.

    4: I don't like the 'narrator'

    5: I am way to cynical.

  • Okay all of this fueding is getting ridiculous!! All of the comments about Twilight Vs. The Hunger games is STUPID! I happen to have read both series and I think that they are both amazing. The only difference is that The Hunger Games has a more raw and bitter edge to it and so people immediately think that just because Twilight isn't this gruesome horror story about vampires that it Ultimately sucks.

    Everyone has different opinions and that won't change. Twilight haters... JUST GET OVER IT!!!

  • @IsMaSw004 Twilight sucks :) tee hee

  • @9900484 YOU SUCK

  • @mikiidejonasmiller No, really, it does suck. Look at the comment by loveablenerdx :)

  • @9900484 is not about that and i like Harry Potter too and they are to diferent

  • @mikiidejonasmiller They are...but...Twilight still sucks :D

  • @mikiidejonasmiller Yeah, but Harry Potter is better :)

  • @9900484 harry potter if gay lol

  • @jacegirl2 *is ;)

  • Is it just me, or does the reader sound way too cheery in contrast to what is actually being read?

  • audio books for people who are too lazy to read

  • @dinozambas7 No, actually audio books aren't for people who are too lazy to read,its for people who want to hear a narrative acting like the twilight actors to make us be interested.Besides,If u don't love the audio books why did u come here? Thumbs up,If u agree with me,people. :)

  • @dinozambas7 Listening to another language helps to learn it much faster and better, please bear that in mind when you slag listerners of audio books. And to be read to is a very nice thing, too. To each their own, it is a bout the story, isn't it?!

  • what is the name of the starting music

  • I cracked up at 0:17

    Ka- DOOSH - en!!! lmao

  • I cracked up at 0:17

    Ka- DOUCHE - en!!! lmao

  • she makes this story sound horrible and almost gives it a happy tone...what. the. heck?

  • I notice after hearing this meyers puts a lot of unnessesary detail into it. When I read the books, I skipped the detail.

  • i don't like the reader. She doen't have much emotion. It's very plain. I do notice after hearing this meyers puts a lot of unnessesary detail into it.

  • why am i watching this? I don't even like twilight... oh yeah now i remember, i have a temperament and my brain is fried. the world makes sense again!

  • @ElementalsRoyalty

    More specifically, I'm here because my girlfriend is a fan. Hopefully this'll be easier than reading the book. ;P

  • @ElementalsRoyalty stupid

  • @ElementalsRoyalty if you're listening then you don't hate it

  • @ElementalsRoyalty o_O As much as I don't like the book. It wouldn't make sense to hate something you're willingly listening to. (:-P)

  • @ras144 I'm listening to it because I have to review it for a writers course. They wanted me to find what made the writing so bad. The list is endless....

  • @ElementalsRoyalty haha i know why do we do this to ourselves? this just a really stupid love (or should i say lust) story.

  • @ravenblazing i like the intro music :)

  • CLOSE YOUR EYES AT THE BEGINNING AND IMAGINE IT.....

  • Haha, haven't had anything to do with twilight recently, I was skipping through and landed just as she said 'I've made no secret of my distatse for Forks' and the thought that immediatly came to mind was "What, she eats with her hands?"

  • "Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." -Stephen King

  • @loveablenerdx ....and beind a little submissive pale thin ... thing. And THEN you will be rewarded by a great boy friend and become all powerfull. Hope, the girls don't try to be like that.

  • @loveablenerdx Of course I agree with Steve, but I always defend Stephenie Meyer because she just had a dream and had fun writing it down and going with her ideas of the story behind and around it - how could she have known what was to become of it? Of course, the second, third and fourth books were unnecessary when all she wrote was one other - so THAT was money making...

    But why compare anyway, let people love what people love, who am I to judge them?!

  • @loveablenerdx if you don't like twilight...go and fuck yourself -.-

  • @lestatlover11 Whoa that was harsh. If somebody doesn't like something you like, you don't have to say "go fuck yourself". Everybody has their own opinion.

    Damn.

  • yeah this reader effing sucks big dick. she must really love a wobbly H

  • Personally I have Read and listened to The complete Harry Potter , Eragon, and Twilight Series and have loved them all., I personally love the reader in each of the audio books and love the the story's. Completely love each series, dont know why someone would cut any of them.

  • poor poor bella, life just isnt fair isnt. go read some good writing! pick up Harry Potter or like even The Series Of Unfortunate Events. even those book is better then this

  • I'm on page 285 or so. Better if you READ it. Lazy little things.

  • Reminds me of the audio books i used to listen to when i was a wee one! lawl.

  • This book makes me want to stab myself in the ears

  • @BeatnickIntellectual You said it.

  • @BeatnickIntellectual well you must like pain since ur probably still listening lmao damn its only the first chapter, not even....smh

  • can someone please get someone a bit more depressed to read the damn book?

  • the girl sounds to happy.

  • for all the ppl who dont know where to find the twilight book online(the whole book) just search it on google books.

  • should've had a better voice- not scratchy enough or rough enough to portray bella

  • @mblsoccr6392

    what do you mean?

    this is a great voice!

  • @AlBundyTV

    it's a great voice but i don't think its the bella i hear- does that make sense?

  • @mblsoccr6392

    maybe that's because you watched the movie first.

    I listened to the audiobook before watching any of the movies.

  • This is AWESOME for helping me fall asleep. :D

  • @feefeenou

    are you trying to be funny?

  • @AlBundyTV I was actually only half-kidding. :D

  • I think the voice matches perfectly. It's kind of annoying like the books and kind of boring...like the books.

  • I like the tune at the beginning!! Is there an actual, longer version or is that it? If there is, what's it called?

  • what the hell she sounds so bloody cheesy whats wrong with kristens voice?????????? she sounds like a newslady not bella

  • i love it!!!!!

  • you all say she creepy - but thats what i thought she sound like. i actualy dont like this book - dont hate it either but who doesnt like to go back and read- or hear - things ?

  • Some audio book voices are like nails on a chalk board! This is one.

  • @safetoafe

    what do you mean?

    this is a great voice!

  • God, I totally hate her voice

  • i cant read it so im listening to it lol

  • this creeps me out :(

  • I had almost forgotten just what an insufferable bitch Bella is. I also remember why I couldn't get past the first chapter when I tried to give this book the benefit of the doubt. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go watch the extended version of Return of the King. It's the only thing strong enough to purge the toxins from my system.

  • okay why is there a biblical quote?  the subject matter has absolutely nothing to do with temptation or original sin.

  • I think that she makes words sound like questions. its a bih annoying

  • no...just not

  • Her voice is grating. Or maybe it's just the book.

  • i would be better with K-stew's voice :)

  • What i wrong with you people!!!

    her voice is excelent!!!

    I just love it!!!!!!!!

  • her name is ca.. douchen lol or how ever you spell it ha sry

  • Can I just say to everyone below saying, "Ooh, that's not how I'd imagine Bella, it's not how she'd sound!"

    Yeah, she's not supposed to. The audiobooks aren't based on the characters themselves, it's just a person reading the books... I'm sorry but, it's not supposed to be her voice! That's why the other characters don't have someone else saying their voices....

  • read for you by Iliana KaDOUCHEn?

    Hurhurhurhurhurhur. Hurhurhurhurhur.

  • Yucky, this is sucky.

  • She sounds gloomy and omnipresent. Good christ, this is even worse torture when actually heard through the ears. "I detested Forks"....THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO?!?!??! Bella is the worst narrator in the history or literature. Not like I'd call this literature, but still, goddamn.

  • @PeteyPoison i agree 100%

  • Her voice sounds hoarse.

  • she soundz scary............

  • kristen stuart should have done the reading

  • @TheClayclay12

    I don't think Kristen Stewart can read...

  • @OMG1wtf

    This is the only comment on this page that made me laugh, thanks.

  • @TheClayclay12 Better idea, here's a list of people who would make listening to Twilight on tape fun: Samuel L. Jackson, Christopher Walken, Sam Kineson (if he was still alive of course), John Cleese.

  • @TheClayclay12 why would kristen stewart waist her time reading this book she had alot to do she an actress remember...... just telling ya.....

  • @TheClayclay12  i agree with u totally!!!!!!!!

  • @TheClayclay12 STEWART not STUART... you should have done the reading...

  • Wauw, that wasn't very... nice of her in the end.

    "He's in a wheelchair now so he offered to sell his car"

    Should have: "He's in a wheelchair? *sorry*"

    Said: ".. What year is it?"

    compassion, she has it.. not

  • lol..eeevil.....thou shall no eeeeat of it lol

  • yeah.....not really how i imagined Bella sounding like

  • AMERICANNNNNN 

  • you know what i think i'd rather read the book then listen to this creepy voice

  • is the music going to stop? !!!!

  • :( I prefer without the instrument :(

  • I don't like her voice. It doesn't fit Bella at all.

  • i dont like her voice. it sounds like a f'in barbie 

  • her voice is REALLY weird!

  • ugh, i hate her voice! like the background music tho.

  • ....FAIL. And not the reading, the book.

  • So not as good as Stephen Fry reading Harry Potter...

  • stop complaining its not ravenblazings fault gees @ravenblazing dnt listen 2 all the stupid ppl who r complaining

  • crappy voice! argh i'm just gonna read it..

  • i agree this woman sounds so old and creepy

  • im almost done with i but i love the audio version

  • this lady sound awful she dosent give the this book suspense

  • @catherinexthexnerd that's because it doesn't have any

  • it would be soo good if kristen stewart read it :/

  • i actually like the writing. it's an easy read, you're aware what's going on--unlike the host--and i actually think its pretty good

  • 2:27, and I'm already writhing.

  • this voice is awful!

  • they should of got kristen stewart to do the audio, her voice sounds more"CONVINCING" <<< *sigh* , i guess ill carry on readying eclipse now that i wasted my time trying to find an eclipse audio version...

  • @essencetall Quick thought: Maybe if you didnt watch the movie before reading the book; Kristin Stewart's voice wouldnt sound as convincing to you. You would actually have to use something called your imagination.

  • @EmoDragonfly That's not neciseraly true I watched the Harry Potter movies before listening to the audiobook and the guy sounded so much like them it was creepy. Almost like he had Rdclife, Grint and Watson there with him doing the book

  • @jshlomax Reading and listening to a book is 2 seperate things. Both strike up the imagination, but in different ways. Its better to read the book before watching any movie. This goes for ALL books. However I forgot that reading is basically lost since audiobooks and now the IPad.

  • why the FUCKK is everyone critisizing the voice on this reader instead of critisizing the god awfull writing??????

  • @manaroker Lol! So true! :D

  • @manaroker Why are you >>CRITCIZING<< the writing of Twilight when you apparently cannot spell. I'm pretty sure Stephenie Meyer knows how to spell criticizing correctly.

  • @Shae90TV anyone with a modern computer with a spell check can spell criticizing correctly. I can't spell my way out of a paper bag, yet am writing a book myself and my spell check makes my writing all purtty. Just saying. (I'm not taking sides on the Twilight war. I think it's alright. I'm not a huge fan, but not a hater)

  • @manaroker HAHAHA!!!! It makes me laugh that u Hate TWILIGHT but look up the audio book. really.. haters these days make no sense.

  • @manaroker A-MEN !

  • @manaroker Pathetic,you don't know what good writting is if it hits you in the face.

  • @1983anette Haha I know what good writing is, sweetheart. Trust me. My favorite current example is the Hunger Games series. If you think that Twilight is good writing..then your you just simply need to get hit in the face. :/

  • @manaroker "hunger games" are you kidding me,that series is for 7 year olds,you don't know what good writting is when you read it .-_-

  • @1983anette Lol the hunger games has themes that are a bit too mature for a 7 year old, you little girl. :) And Twilight is loved by boy crazy girls with low self esteem and sexually repressed house wives. Thats why very few smart people and absolutely no real guys like twilight. and U lose all credibility when u judge other books' writing if you're a twatlight fan. :)

  • @manaroker Have you even read the twilight series -_-

  • @1983anette

    Yes

    

  • I think she sounds like Haruhi from Ouran host club... Anyone else agree?

  • @ToxisGrey Yesss XD Haruhi definately

  • and i tought the german voice was terrible....

  • This book is just... so bad.

  • read by  iliata ka-DOUCH-in

  • Voice was creepy so I decided to read it myself

  • I listened to this entire recording while on a road trip by myself. It gets *really* creepy hearing a woman voice Edward...

  • the person reading it sounds like one of those girls with a rich daddy who gets whatever she wants. she sounds like she doesnt understand why she is reading the book when she could just have one of her servants do it for her.

  • the narrator sounds like a disturbed spoiled brat who didn't get a pony for her birthday

  • lmao dluciffer64, good one

  • Just when illiterate people thought they were safe.

  • the reader sounds like shes annoyed xD

  • its irritating how arrogant people put up up judgmental comments on what other people like.

  • @lxndrdz130 YOU'RE IRRITATING, /Judge.

  • @Baenistheman Oh well. i guess i'll live =P

    i still think people like you are irritating.

  • @lxndrdz130 Regardless, Judging judgment hypocritically is rather Irritating.

  • @Baenistheman ok ok. so we both have our own opinion. lets both get over it,

  • @lxndrdz130 it's even more irritating how morons think some fat sexually frustrated mormon housewife's wet dream qualifies as literature.

  • @ronin6401 hey dick head. get over yourself ok. so what if people like it. no one is trying to make you like it ok. if you hate it that much get a life and quit looking up shit you dont like.

  • gaaaay