I wouldn't stand that close to him with a knife. You've seen what he can do with a guitar, bat, microwave, computer chair, fire extinguisher, 3000 dollar tv, remote, UFC punching gloves. That'd be nerve racking.
Wore pajamas, scratched his nose (unsanitary), had multiple highly perishable foods out at room temperature, held the knife wrong with improper placement of left hand (dangerous), cut the onions wrong (inconsistent cooking times), had paper in the kitchen (unsanitary), refereed that he was a culinary genius (clearly isn't), didn't heat up his oil/butter, slowly added onions to the sauté pan (inconsistent cooking times) Things he did right: yelled
Steven when will you ever resort to beating the fuck out of your brother, hes such a dousche bag. Id pay you money to film that legit! Jack go to hell fuck head, your such a pussy..
VOTE UP FOR HIM TO BE RACHEL RAYS NEXT GUEST OR BUDDY THE CAKE BOSS OR ANY FUCKING COOKING SHOW LMAO WELCOME BACK IM YOUR HOST ELTON BROWN AND TODAY WE ARE WITH STEPHEN AND WHAT IS THIS MAGNIFICENT MEAL .... I SAID IT FREAKEN MANACOTTI IN CREAMY CHICKEN WITH ARTICHOKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DONT TOUCH ME AHHHHH SMASH BREAK BOING
"See you make toast, i make art. I am smart, your just retarded" haha that is funny coming from he guy that take he cloths off when he is pissed off and then try and then shoves a remote up his ass. YES your smart and Jack is the retarded :/
I don't understand "cream chicken". It sounds disgusting if you take chicken and make it into cream. I mean I understand cream cheese, that's fine. But cream chicken? :l
He's not holding the knife right, He has ear rings in, he's in his pajama's which shoes he could easily slice his leg open and unprofessional, and he probably spitting all over the food yelling. :)
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okay im going into collage next school year, and im going into radio communicatios and watching these videos makes me wonder how he would act if he was on the radio
The women don't like it when your in the kitchen, its their place of zen
Bigcatftw24 1 hour ago
stevens not ugly, he just needs to get his ish together lol
lovealloy2 1 hour ago
2:58 "stop touching my crap" lol
SuperIronsight 2 hours ago
@SuperIronsight i posted a comment saying tht to! lol
awesomex09 1 hour ago
what if chef Gordon Ramsey was there?
tom450ify 2 hours ago
I feel bad for your dog
XtraAmigos 3 hours ago
Jack makes toast,Stephen makes art,Stephen thinks he is smart and I say WTF
SurfingBeachesNesto2 3 hours ago
First the food is 'ART' and next it is 'CRAP'. Hmm...
MusicAnimal98 3 hours ago 2
I wouldn't mess with that guy with a knife in his hand, Just saying'.
MusicAnimal98 3 hours ago
I wouldn't stand that close to him with a knife. You've seen what he can do with a guitar, bat, microwave, computer chair, fire extinguisher, 3000 dollar tv, remote, UFC punching gloves. That'd be nerve racking.
ZeeZayZay 4 hours ago
OMG, he comes with an adorable little chef costume and everything!!!!
xavieraash 7 hours ago
Omg .. What a human ..
xSugarr93 11 hours ago
TOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JerksForever 12 hours ago
umm actually it goes all the way around
nooo seriosly 1:41
Veagence100 13 hours ago
he has a knife! scared on whats gonna happen!
piggybackrideultra 13 hours ago
Now thats Hells Kitchen!
UTubeGreenie 13 hours ago
Better than Martha Stewart show!(x
kimchi1637 13 hours ago
Imagine if the chicken was his thing and he wasn't cooking, he was having sex for the first time... " DON'T TOUCH IT, DON'T TOUCH IT "
MaryJai99 14 hours ago
like the problem is that Steven is like that because of all the stupid jokes made Jake to Steven.
ImQuizzi 15 hours ago
all these videos are fake.. he admitted it on tosh.O
leo33281 15 hours ago
is he older than u
jjaku19301 15 hours ago
@jjaku19301
Yes stephen is older than jack
ambernicole244 1 hour ago
dont use the lords name in vain bra... that aint cool
whatupbeb 15 hours ago
i didn't know eminem could cook
Rebelsoccer24 16 hours ago
bahahaha
miloman812 16 hours ago
0:53 is he holding like.. invisible boobs??
Yanchea 17 hours ago
He doesn't know how to chop onions
H0M0S3XUALS 18 hours ago
IM GETTING THE PROPER MESUREMENTS
MsLeGaCy143 18 hours ago
u should make a video of him freaking out when he finds out u made these videos
XGamersEliteX 19 hours ago
I feel like he's always wearing pajamas..
RaquelRachaelable 20 hours ago
make a vid were you say "steven i love you" when his like REALLY mad hehe thatl be epic
MEGAlozer100 20 hours ago
one day he will have a stroke and ull know whos responsible
MrPunchinurface 21 hours ago
He's finally wearing a shirt and its a dress shirt
toto58608 22 hours ago
STOP, TOUCHING, MY, CRAP!!!
memea1915 23 hours ago
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memea1915 23 hours ago
lmfao, i think you should get out of the kitchen, cause steven has a knife and theres like boiling water, i would get out just for safety lol
lovealloy2 23 hours ago
he needs to be in Super Nanny
theguywhowantsviewer 1 day ago
this kid is talented , a chef a dramma queen and a load of freak out
wafflesyum77 1 day ago
"im a culinary genius" says the guy who broke the microwave because he couldn't properly cook his T.v. dinner
PrincessKarasu 1 day ago
This kid needs to be put to death
GhostlyCow 1 day ago
mamuim jebem koliko imaju kesha
radovicSRB 1 day ago
if you're such a ''culinary genius'' why can't you even make a frkn t.v dinner ?!
mrpeterchaorules 1 day ago 20
STOP TOUCHING MY CRAP!
MrRuben0611 1 day ago
If its crap why are you cooking it then?
x0XigrowlandX0x 1 day ago
what kinda chickens this you got here? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAUIWHE FAUBGUEWGBF
zours50 1 day ago
Cooking is for women lol
chuckamakeslyrics 1 day ago
STOP TOUCHING MY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4metolove 1 day ago
ahahaha see you make toast i make art ahaha
thehershyboy 1 day ago
I dont think u would want to be in a kitchen with a hot stove and stephen
jackattack243 1 day ago
YOU ONLY HAVE LIKE 5onions in there.... Haha! So funny best part:)
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Things he did wrong as a "chef":
Wore pajamas, scratched his nose (unsanitary), had multiple highly perishable foods out at room temperature, held the knife wrong with improper placement of left hand (dangerous), cut the onions wrong (inconsistent cooking times), had paper in the kitchen (unsanitary), refereed that he was a culinary genius (clearly isn't), didn't heat up his oil/butter, slowly added onions to the sauté pan (inconsistent cooking times) Things he did right: yelled
zakuzakuza123 1 day ago
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zakuzakuza123 1 day ago
I want stephen to get his ass fuckin whooped so he can stop bitchin
TheImbredChinchillas 1 day ago
One more time?...
Peawea2000 1 day ago
I wish my girlfriend was like that in the kitchen...
belchjr 1 day ago
lol i would of laughed if he cut hem self then hed rob just to try to brake the knife or stick it up his ass eather way he cuts still :D!
natthemouse 1 day ago
He realises he's cutting onions with a paring knife, right?
Endmylif3 1 day ago
You cook toast Jack I'm a culinary genius
ianarcher99 1 day ago
Stephen is nothing but a little jackass...And that's the bottom line cause Batman9571 sez so!
Batman9571 1 day ago
Why does he keep picking his nose?
MissKidForever 1 day ago
ITS ALL THE SAME CRAP JACK!!! lol
candyrox4321 1 day ago
ha you cant be a cook you have to have good comunication with out freaking out. you are unkapable of that
paintball878 1 day ago
@paintball878 *incapable actuallly.
thatgirlmirandaa 1 day ago
YOU WILL NEVER BE A GOOD COOK!
zombofide2 1 day ago
no offence but isn't it that your retarded and stupid together Stephen.. T_T
DatFunkyKitty 1 day ago
best cooking show EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZyraxRS 1 day ago
Wow if anything he's a douche bag!!!
PandaE2323 1 day ago
is steaven's art done on the wall?
speedemon574 1 day ago
haha look at his face at 1:27
uconnhuskies32 1 day ago
hahahahaha he cooks crap..
captinsquishy 1 day ago
you make toast i make art, I'm smart and your retarded... lol backfire
captinsquishy 1 day ago
ITS CHEF RAMSEY!
GamersAndMasks 1 day ago
is jack adopted? it seems like his parents dont give him that much love and attention.
yourmomwasherelol 1 day ago
You make toast, i make art, I'm smart, You're retarded. LOL Wtf? :) 1:40
Bender16361 1 day ago 27
this kid need to grow up!
TheTweak18 1 day ago
he is going to make a greeaaatt dad -.-
Gwiggums 1 day ago
He picked his nose.
120sparks 1 day ago
Jack has your dad kicked stevens ass yet?
asiansluts4andahalf 1 day ago
"You make toast, i make art, Youre retarded, I am smart."
loch70 1 day ago
Geyt oud of the keetcheeen
JackSmoker80123 2 days ago
Steven when will you ever resort to beating the fuck out of your brother, hes such a dousche bag. Id pay you money to film that legit! Jack go to hell fuck head, your such a pussy..
MrKevBomb 2 days ago
UGH LEAVE STEPHEN ALONE. HE IS MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS AND YOU MESS WITH HIM!!!!!!
00jdubs 2 days ago
Do you two EVER get along or is it like this 24-7...it's like watching the Costanza's....
flummapa 2 days ago
ok ok i cant get this through, he's smart?
Awesomeness2276 2 days ago
VOTE UP FOR HIM TO BE RACHEL RAYS NEXT GUEST OR BUDDY THE CAKE BOSS OR ANY FUCKING COOKING SHOW LMAO WELCOME BACK IM YOUR HOST ELTON BROWN AND TODAY WE ARE WITH STEPHEN AND WHAT IS THIS MAGNIFICENT MEAL .... I SAID IT FREAKEN MANACOTTI IN CREAMY CHICKEN WITH ARTICHOKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DONT TOUCH ME AHHHHH SMASH BREAK BOING
mrjandharleyq 2 days ago
"oww did you just hit me with an egg?!" haha nice ending
Caarly8 2 days ago
"See you make toast, i make art. I am smart, your just retarded" haha that is funny coming from he guy that take he cloths off when he is pissed off and then try and then shoves a remote up his ass. YES your smart and Jack is the retarded :/
666WHTEVER666 2 days ago
I laughed right out loud when Jack came around the corner and Stephen was wearing a complete chef outfit like he's on a cooking show.
KalCounty 2 days ago
stephen is gunna cook his own crap, yup. culinary genious!
DDownageXD 2 days ago
Stephen: "You're freakin' retarded, I'm not repeating myself."
Jack: "What is that?"
Stephen: *RAGE* "GO AWAY!!!!!! IT'S MANICOTTI WITH CREAM CHICKEN AND ARTICHOKES!!!!!!!!!"
haha
TheKerplunk1039 2 days ago
hahaaaa
sk8terboy10100 2 days ago
cream chicken 0:55 Bahahah how did i stumble onto this haha
thejalenpskater1 2 days ago
1:41 to 1:48
drofoxx 2 days ago
Haha he's where he belongs........in the kitchen where all women should be!!!!
azninvazion0504 2 days ago
0:58
I don't understand "cream chicken". It sounds disgusting if you take chicken and make it into cream. I mean I understand cream cheese, that's fine. But cream chicken? :l
LOLWORKED 2 days ago
@LOLWORKED
you dont make it into cream :I
iPod64101 2 days ago
@iPod64101 I know, the name is just silly though. I saw the chicken on the plate, foo.
LOLWORKED 2 days ago
rotflmao "Did you just throw an egg" HAHA ur funny, now i really wanna mess with my bro too >:) lol
crankysouleater 2 days ago
at least he didn't shove the knife in his...... you know what this has been used WAY too much i'm not even gonna say it
Boomerang2511 2 days ago
STOP TOUCHING MY CRAP!!! oh.... I thought it was *dramatic face* ART!!
PiecesOfMeGuild 2 days ago
Uh oh he has a knife!!! O_O
PiecesOfMeGuild 2 days ago
" i made dinner and desert and your not getting either because your a douche!"
Harmieboo1 2 days ago
I shouldn't be laughing at this, this is horrible. You just stand filming while he flips out. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?
OMGitsPHEEBZ 2 days ago
Takes some serious balls to wind him up when he's holding a knife.
ToddsTKD 2 days ago
his crap? so he sucks at cooking?
calvin2005can 2 days ago
lovehow he saps the chicken..
TheKellogsPornflakes 2 days ago
YOU MAKE TOAST I MAKE ART!!!
elebella1224 2 days ago 24
he's smart my ass !
slipknot5759 2 days ago
he is the type that dies young
slipknot5759 2 days ago
maybe he got inspired by reese
BiGGerMaXs 2 days ago
steven is a total fag
OGToxiikz 3 days ago
Throw kitten at him.
MuCTePCuCaDMuH 3 days ago 2
has to be fake he couldn't be this much of a twat
vBaKeRx 3 days ago
@vBaKeRx: I really hope it's all fake! but in this case he's such a good actor, he should get a oscar :D
LeSaboteur3981 3 days ago
What a great cook someday Steve will find a man to cook for
MrCourtmarshall 3 days ago
So now ur calling ur food crap?
favgirl4eva 3 days ago
you should film him in school xD
paulesc 3 days ago
He's wearing a shirt!!
Jaco352 3 days ago
Is he wearing lipstick?
DBZWorshiper3434 3 days ago
Are those sperms on his pants?
RawrxxDinosaurxx 3 days ago
just making sure , its manicotti with cream chicken and artichokes? got it
StevieeeDeeeee 3 days ago 17
is this real?
akaGiNX 3 days ago
he cant cut since hes doing it wrong and ur supposed to add them all at the same time so they cook all the same wat a retard.
hellome29 3 days ago
is he gay? LOL wat a faggot
bosnianpride19 3 days ago
how old r u guys
clemeth1 3 days ago
If only his parents were black...
Reggiovn 3 days ago
culinary genius my ass
TheAnimeStreamer 3 days ago
good to know that some women know that they belong in the kicthen lmao
Axemen2010 3 days ago
He's not holding the knife right, He has ear rings in, he's in his pajama's which shoes he could easily slice his leg open and unprofessional, and he probably spitting all over the food yelling. :)
cheezycake75 3 days ago
they trust him with a knife? hmmm
ThePeaceGurl56 3 days ago
stop touching my crap lol
alexelouati 3 days ago
cutting onions doesn't make you a culinary genius. you can't even heat a microwave.
djhero565 3 days ago
press 7 to see his mentally retarded face
ModernNCAAFare 3 days ago
u could tell he's mental by looking at his face
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NHeintz20 3 days ago
I want to beat him up
bloodyzebra56 3 days ago
Hes gonna kill u guys ne day
Liljimiethepally 3 days ago
HES SO FUNNY
kennerfreak7 3 days ago
I wouldn't mess with a mentally unstable kid holding a knife.....
therubberbandball1 3 days ago
oohhhhhh i wud really hate to be u it can b funny but i wud feel like i might get killed by him
hannahbanana6924 3 days ago
Sperm Pants .. (: haha
mAkkLovesTK 3 days ago
Hell's Kitchen...
BrainShotzTV 3 days ago
I swear if my kids like that..... oh.... no comment O_O
ArtsandCook101 3 days ago
'you make toast. I make art.' this is coming from someone who once tried to shove a remote up his butthole
CellophaneColaFTWWW 3 days ago
press 7 for stephan being retarded
Faydeii 3 days ago
Im smart you are retarded LOL
Faydeii 3 days ago
press 4 "Puppies you pound"
wapple4 4 days ago
3:07 thats what she said
wapple4 4 days ago
he spooned his brother.
fazeinc1 4 days ago
okay im going into collage next school year, and im going into radio communicatios and watching these videos makes me wonder how he would act if he was on the radio
OmegaBeatLynx 4 days ago
i wouldn't dare videotaping him while he's holding a knife...:P
OOootountadei 4 days ago
He picks his nose and spits all over the food. . . contaminated!
froggiela1 4 days ago
"you make toast. I make art. I am smart. You are retarded." hmm conceded much?
PoptartsAndCookies 4 days ago
You call Jack retarded? Your the one throwing god damn frying pans at trees.
tetrisman101 4 days ago
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I wanna meet Jack & Steven in real life soo bad <3 ' my #1 dream (:
SwaqqFuzzyWuzzy 4 days ago
lmfao he doesn't even know how to cut with a knife.
Dustfinder06 4 days ago
I'm a "culinary genius" says the guy who broke the microwave because he couldn't heat his tv dinner properly.
spazzjazz01 4 days ago in playlist BEST FREAK OUT EVER 51
@spazzjazz01 hahaa
mikereddy23 4 days ago
Same crap Jack
BLACKxMAMBA8508 4 days ago 2
he said I'm smart ur retareded i think its the other way around
nlballer6 4 days ago
id like to see how he was when he got those earring , Lol
frieling17 4 days ago
I think he mad
qpalzmGloop 4 days ago
press 5 to hear Stephen say "toast toast toast toast" over and over again
coolpplzrcool 4 days ago
My new catchphrase: It's all the same crap jack! xD
r0ughbusiness1 4 days ago
See you make toast. I make art..... What a retard
nackteh 4 days ago
Press 9 then 2 for a Stephen 'Scratch n' Sniff'
WarmCoffeee 4 days ago
You just threw an egg at me?!
Fuzzletooth 4 days ago
"See, You make toast, I make art. I'm smart and you're retarded!"
TheGrace12374 4 days ago
looks like they bought a new microwave :)
IamAMWfan 4 days ago
I make toast too! :D
Tylerwaffleblue 4 days ago
I wonder how mad he would get if he played a game and it lags. horribly.
Themeninblack714 4 days ago
At-least they got a new microwave ;D
Themeninblack714 4 days ago
a chef hat and shirt with pajama pants nice style.
fauttyfoeva 4 days ago 2
chief boy r d
username17398 4 days ago
i'd like to see him on iron chef.
ThePokemonspartan 4 days ago
You make toast i make art!
Hahaha art lolol
TiarraJoi7 4 days ago
like im gonna giv u any...dusch bag lmao
Shoonkra 4 days ago