Midget Fight Championship on Jerry Springer

[TheUltimateCynic]

I feel sorry for 'tiny midget'. His legs don't work well and neither does his upper body, so once he falls down, he's down for the count unless he can find a stationary object to prop himself up again.

[adam200974]

fake

[bigmoney66b]

People calm the bloody fuck down - this is pure entertainment it's all rigged for ratings and entertainment - these midgets knew what they were getting into, that's what makes the show, if there was no fights and everybody kissed and made up it would not be a show...So relax and enjoy the entertainment - this is like wrestling, it's all fake for your entertainment pleasure you bloody arse bandits ! lol.

[13ofus]

i so misread this i thought it said Midnight fight championship on jerry springer expecting profesional fighters with problems duking it out then i see dwarfs fighting think to my self wtf! but i like this read the top says midgets feel dumb...

[017SHAMe]

i've jz been brainfucked

[karim4815162342]

hahahahahahahahahahaha it was actually scary

[CSM3899]

Imagine wee man from jackass fighting he would pone the both of them



[loading4a4name]

midgets can be compared to penguins.........the waddle instead of walking

[spk9grsch]

what is he sigmund sawed off fucking freud?

[LamboSpyder99]

background music is EPIC XD

[number9scheme]

The crawling midget is seriously out-gunned by the non-crawling midget.

[ddddefo]

What are they even fighting about? :D

[SnooblerRubbleBoots]

Heel mini-me.

[SuperFamousBro]

I never laughed so hard in my life! omg! hahahaa

[chaosmatty98]

his crawling away like a penguin ahahaha

[philochristos]

I don't think the short guy has any knees.

[iConorr]

zombie crawler..

[matmanxify]

humans are a fucked up race...

[DOCT0RSCIENTIST]

This makes me feel bad on the inside....no bueno.

[mrstocks]

American culture at it's best.

[oxMargaritaxo]

lmfao lmfao lmfao



[ceeglover51]

Fuck let me at em, let me at em Shit Put me down, Put me down

[ilovenorwichcity]

Whats the point of securty guards because they know they just want to watch the fight!

[erickalmeida21]

Anyone knows the music name?

[TheRosettaStoned]

@erickalmeida21 eye of the tiger by survivor, then im too sexy by some eurofag

[erickalmeida21]

@TheRosettaStoned Ty :)

[TheRosettaStoned]

@erickalmeida21 and if you like those songs....... YOURE GAY!!!!!!!, ERIC... unless its ERICKA.... thean you go girl I hope you look good shaking those nalgitas to im too sexy..........

[erickalmeida21]

@TheRosettaStoned WTF??

OMG...

holy shit...

holy fucking shit...

what are you saiyng??

[TheRosettaStoned]

@erickalmeida21 ugh shes a porker....... try to give a chick a compliment, to try to give them one smile in their life of solitude and pulled pork sandwiches. They go all stupid on you....

[TyZi187]

i love how they let them fight because they are midgets…. but when real people fight they stop it immediately i guess they dont consider midgets real people

[z10ffi]

AAHAHAHAHAHAHA, they're midgets :DD

[shaggoth9]

We should get like 8 of these, dress them up like little beavers, put them in a pond ... and see if they build a dam!!!!!! XD

[PhilGalinsky]

@shaggoth9 what the fuck?

[mattt0913]

zombie crawler lmao

[killswitchfan89]

everyone in the comment section has no lfe.

[EnterTheFlea]

mmmmmm me love the midgets

[BrookeCanttCook]

He should pick on someone his own size :c

[AngmarKingBG]

GO TYRION LANNISTER!!!

[Fenestrator1]

i love the shorter guy's recovery techniques...

[caduncan07]

I went to high school with Josh Phillips, the one who crawls a lot! This is awesome!

[Texan2995]

HOLYSHIT HES LIKE SPIDERMAN WHEN HE FALLS OVER 0:54

[mrfoxxyj]

classic

[hacibaba00]

fuck off Jerry Springer!

[iliketheZ00]

bahahahah when he starts crawling at 0:50 i almost died.

[MrAaronian]

/r/ fistycuffs brought me

[Spac3Trance]

finish him

[ZedFlashy]

Damn, this video was "SHORT"

[KidRAYbot]

damn and i thought those flowers would sure knock him out!

[SuperMegaLoser]

that right there, is victory of man over life. survival of the fittest is yesterday's news.

[BerettaTV]

OMG I am going to get a pet midget now they are soooo cute!!!

[SuperJelavic]

Surely must be fake? Hope to god Americans don't think this is entertainment, plain sick and wrong

[TheEpicBreakdown]

@SuperJelavic Yup, we do. And it is. did you watch it? lol.

[metathus]

The smaller one crawls really fast, haha.

[JackoxelMAtrixo007]

@metathus yea lol super fast crawler hahaha

[waldron76]

This is so lowbrow I think I just forgot how to read.

[ov7spears]

why do midgets have fat thighs??

[arn99294]

Open another tab and look up "Battle without Honor of Humanity" then play this video. Syncs up perfectly and it's hilarious

[umhumgum]

I choose you Magikarp... use Splash attack!!!.... Nothing Happened.

[Supersexyloca]

lol this is mad funny

[Super3v1l]

i actually love this video :')

[MITBfromROBLOX]

I want a pet midget, I would keep in a cage and feed it in a bowl, give it a leash and walk it.

[gothrowsome2a]

haha they look like miis

[zebby2460]

they both have short tempers....LOL

[jordan09009]

I don't know why they're fighting, maybe they have little man syndrome..

[WanonaS]

not much of a fair fight the poor little one got beat up. I think midgets or what they are called today I think is small people are really cute but I have heard some bad things about them.

[MrMike2734]

lil baby legs

[samawiz100]

such an unfair fight



[14kcaz]

hahaha some how i just find midgets fucking hillarious !!! <333

[stupidn00bhax]

I want one.

[sb413197]

Thought the smaller one was going for a heel hook at 1:30 Kawajiri style

[ninjaspore]

Dude the tall midget kicked the little one's ass.

[anthonyslee1236]

Even though these people should not subject themselves to this type of humiliation, others should be just enough to not air it or support it, midget fighting is one thing but any type of beat down is ridiculous.....

[franktrask]

dude it's a fish out of water

[CU2UK]

Why isnt midgets sold as pets?

[AggTownBanger1]

Little fucker craws fast!

[flaurosan]

the jerry springer show has more fights than the WWE

[FOOTBALL7018]

Thats a fast Nazi Zombie crawler

[SpydaDancer]

well that was a SHORT fight...

[bigantelopeman]

Watched this, masturbated, PENIS IS HAPPY

[TheJason1006]

its a dwarf against a midget

[IIIIAONEIIII]

this is fukt up and they allow it on youtube!! but they wont let porn on youtube!!

[jankeis]

MAN, the little one is like an ant !

[Axelerati0n]

1:42 F-f-f-f-falconn Pawnchhh!!

[ClaudiARGHHH]

Hahaha!!!!!! Enough said.

[cooldude391]

why the fuck you would you deserve a quarter per view? douche

[skydivingsnowborder1]

zombie crawler

[jhowell051]

I wish I had a midget : (

[TixMafia]

only in america

[Yelaboy009]

293 people are midgets

[guitarmaster615]

he crawls faster then i could run:(:(

[klinikastudio]

I hate midgets !

[xabii22alonsoo]

Come at me bro! *High-pitch voice*

[D00ml0rdKazzak]

"It aint about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can GET HIT and keep moving forward!" -Rocky Balboa

GO GET THEM LiL' ROCKY!!!

[conzoere92]

wtf just happened...



[kc307]

its like a 7 year old attacking a 4 year old..

[LilPoop444]

1:27 midget used tackle! it had no effect

[HooliganOfHalo]

LOL LOOK AT IT SQUIRM

[carriep444471]

Step 1: Mute video

Step 2: pase at 0:27

Step 3: play requim for a dream

Step4: play

[SelenaRox5546]

God he crawls really fast lmao!

[2y8b4plz]

A quarter for each of over 2 million views? You'd have over $50K if that were possible! Nice...

[EffektRevolution]

This is almost too good to be true. :D



[element54100]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!



[KingKurtis69]

The Crawler reminds me of the Awkward Turtle

[ThatRandomer96]

eye of the tiger, nice touch!

[00hammad]

only in america

[rebaz1337]

I know I'm going to hell for laughing at this but I cant help it! LOL

[Zaromoth]

@rebaz1337 No m8, Springer is going to hell so keep laughing at him.

[magniburn]

i liked the part when he said Jerry Springer!

[lightmonkey5]

<3 this

[Warn02]

BOOM! Headbutt!

[rrezik000]

i guess the guy in the red was the bigger man LOL

[jamland93]

I can't stand this show

[GhettoDynamiczInc]

LMAO the little one is using shorts as pants xD

[MrIcedVovo]

I like how the guards didn't stop the fight. They pretended to try and break it up, but they just let them keep going.

[ChannyLY]

I reckon his dick is midget size too.

[TheSchool45]

Lol He rolls crawls needs to grab on a chair yo stand up if I saw that crawling towards me I would freak out!! ROFL

[MikaelDryden]

The tiny midget has a black belt in the "Crawling lizard style of Kung Fu" and has mastered the "Lean forward attack technique"!!!

[puzzlebustermail]

this isnt right

[77yogs]

It's not funney it's sad

[niloh96]

this is what jerry springer and all other big talkshow hosts do,they exploit the little people,hahaha,i just read that back!

[15bgmelo]

Midgets freak me da fuck out!!!

[apple199995]

lol if i saw that little one crawling towards me like id scream like a little girl

[ToXiCxDuBsTeP]

hahahathe smaller one looks like herbert the peadophiles dog of family guy lol :P

[GringoDjman]

i think im going to hell, because i laughed soo hard watchin this.

[Adam7843]

@GringoDjman yeah same here LOL

[AgonyVII]

0:52

[MNMxProductionz]

@AgonyVII Lol Too Funny

[QuickScopeHope95]

@AgonyVII what kind of vids do you watch

[joniii096]

I like the smallest one, because he always stands up HAHA

[joefairbanks1]

This is the creepiest thing iv ever seen!.he turnd into a freeky SPIDER MIDGET!!!!

[krapticfool]

HIGH FIVE! get it?

[yaaniiv1]

Hhaha !! oh god !! i think its the funnyiest video ive ever seen on youtube!

[zDrizzyz]

london cockney = canary dwarf !

[Tom5179]

It's really creepy when he starts crawling

[annanicoleth]

and they just let them fight?

[kblanco2045]

"Words are like bullets, they just pass right through me."

[NicoleWayx]

Awwwwwwwhhh (': ♥

[genxxxersize]

@MrxVDx It's FREAKING ya fucktard! *bitchslap*

[genxxxersize]

Jerry Springer is GOD! ;o)

[MegaRandomAussie]

ok who made this dude a zombie crawler

[13Segruts]

He barely had arms and couldnt even stand. That's why it was funny!!

[apologiesfortheweak]

1:05 go go gadget vegetable mode!

[TheFrogber]

I'm 12 and wait lol midgets

[KingButtCheekz]

i dont rekon he can stamd up by himself :( lol

[PuppySlayor]

The little one has a ghetto booty

[Colonfiend]

technically a barrel roll, auto win.

[lepricon989]

Fucking funny but damn that dude doesn't have a chance...It's like fighting a baby.

[nnnnicolaaaa]

I NEED TO GO TO ONE OF THESE SHOWS OMG

[klb2000000]

OMG so funny but it isn't fait at all. The little one can't get up.... unless he crawls to a chair or something...

[jnmpm09]

this aint fair , the red one's to big.

[southernboy8811]

omfg XD

[AttyStar128]

It a Nazi Zombies Crawler!!!

[wizzzer1337]

@AttyStar128 LOL... that means that zombies are actually two midgets in a costume...

[crzybtch1000]

@AttyStar128 Perfect description!!!

[MegaGreendayfan101]

i think its fair to say that the tiny midget won because he kept getting back up and he had actually grown a pair of balls

[44centz]

slack

[IceColdBlueNinja]

i laugh at the little one and how it crawls on the floor

[Lennon1098]

this is funny, but why are they letting them fight anyway??

[jamPrinny11]

LOOK AT THAT GUY CRAWL!!! XDDD

[xxxthe3girlsxxx]

funny but not funny

[malcolmmcd]

laghed my head off at 0:54

[Wiicubemaster]

tiny midget peppy says "DO A BARRLE ROLL!!!"

[Fergusforslipknot]

jesus christ, they have normal heads on tiny bodies...

[SlainDane]

This gave me a nightmare.

[kdawg384]

YOU KNOW WHAT THE SECRET TO FIGHTING A MIDGET IS??? HOLD HIS HEAD WITH YOUR HAND AND LEAN AS FAR BACK AS YOU CAN THEN HE CANT TOUCH YOU

[cjbludzpittsey13]

Like this if you think ALL OF IT WAS FUNNY

[metallica606]

not a fair fight though. One midget was way more mobile than the other

[Kilanon]

midgets have like the fattest asses lol

[Daisyflower1613x]

I want to tickle a midget..

[ramak03]

How would that midget get up if he fell in the dessert LOL

[Paulpatine]

Gooble Gobble Gooble Gobble

[GLSE000]

2:48-2:55 Im scared so so scared :'(

[rice090]

Kinda feel bad for the dude in the striped shirt, he can't get up by himself.

[JackedHick58]

y would u get up

[stebbieranch]

Step 1: Mute video

Step 2: Pause at 0:26

Step 3: Play "Battle Without Honour or Humanity" from the Kill Bill soundtrack

Step 4: Play video

Step 5: Have mind blown

[JackedHick58]

@stebbieranch that is legit

[GLSE000]

@stebbieranch omg that was sooo awesome!

[AggressiveIy]

@stebbieranch lmao that's hilarious