Voice Mail : A how to guide

[charly40409]

any one notice the phone was off the whole time..........or is it me.

[thedanceingcousins]

dushtard

[bobzippyify]

That was the stupidest video ever

[7assonn]

omg u need to shave

[GintokisGirl95]

Oh wait...wrong video lol

[GintokisGirl95]

'Hey Matt, it's Angie.' 'Why am I suddenly black??' LMAO!

[RisingFenix0700]

Chip Douglas wins.

[Dinoboy05]

this got spotlight nice!

[Synnek1]

WE DO WHAT WE FKN WANT! LOL! >;-)

[BartMcKarney]

If I got that message I would be so freaked out, that was hilarious

[RuffledFeatherFilms]

Hey Check out “The 5 Stages of being Dumped” !!!!

[ScorpiPwnd]

Top comment`s were the best back in the day`s.

[BlaccBoii]

The top comments lmaoooooooo

[kuunami]

you remind me of Tim Tebow.

[CallofDutyWhy]

@24sk8rgrl it is Tobuscus... Get it right... He is an amazing person and he deserves proper etiquette... You are right except the spelling, I bet Jack from Jacksfilms disapproves...

[MonkeysEatPie1]

@CallofDutyWhy Gerard might approve though....

[tlx1124]

i remember doing this kind of stuff :'D

[24sk8rgrl]

Ok so he is funny and hot just like ray William Johnson AND Toby turner (tobuscas)

[BillBillersonTv]

shut up

[joojooflop122]

That hey I was just in the shower bit was taken from the cable guy. Pretty lame dude

[CantWeedThis]

@joojooflop122 i think alot of people recognized that bit was from the cable guy. Which would make it kinda stupid if he was actually trying to steal material to get away with it.not the case...

[sleepinglionheartx]

I used to use voicemail, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[AlbinoPoooop]

8===YUR MOM====D

[The40nontyy3]

IPHONE 1G!!!!!

OMG <3<3

[baller570g]

at 0:31 danny reminds me of bam margera for some reason

[92997sarah]

832-656-9751...thats all i can say

[TheEpicgamer117]

i hate it when someone says hey call me later den later they dont pick up the fuckin phone!!!

[slayerrules114]

I hate when people take forever to call you back. Jesus it's annoying.

[RyanMakezVideos]

LOl the pumping acorn pudding is funny,gotta love this video!!!

[MeKimeLong]

AHAHA, Poor Chris.

[MeKimeLong]

Douchetards Fluids. Lawl! So dramatic, keep it up =)

[thedarkinthematinee]

youre soo hot danny

[FerrumMartis]

SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!! Top 5 Danny Videos for making me laugh the ENTIRE time relentlessly in a room alone like some sort of madman

[Furious6frog]

You are the MAN!!! Thnks

[MrMuffinLord]

what if the person picks up while your leaving your stupid message? that would be awkward

[Leashedgirlforyou]

Douchetards lmao XD

[JTheory41]

hahaha i thought you were gonna actually give your number out

[PogoSam1337]

that's so funny XDXD i was laughing my head off after he said "i love you buh bye" XD

[xxximreallycoolxxx]

back when he sometimes made a good vid

[ScissorSlinger]

That ending was fucking fantastic!

[FlowingGeisha]

LOL I've been through the same shit with people's voice mails.

[BrilIiance]

See danny, this is the type of material you need to go back to.

[ABSOLUTEAMI]

You crack me up!

[chiyerano]

lol @ "you didn't really think I was going to give you my number, did you? I don't want people calling me."

[prettymuchgfg]

Haha...reminds me of me....when im drunk...lmao

-with love/respect

[veronicachic]

LOL UR SO HOT.....just show us ur genitals =D

[gacalica16]

I TOTALLY think he's SOOOOOOO hot too! I'm glad I'm not the only one! ;)

[Janneinwonderland]

You are definately not the only one ;D

[markobegus]

my girlfreind thinks hes cute too

[sihamlovesyou2]

luv ya buh-bye

[NapalmXD]

hahahha grate stuff

[pilpopper]

grate?

[NapalmXD]

great *typo* fuck can people not assume what word it was suppose to be. That seems like a obvious one.

[domoangelas]

im curious, is he gay or does he think that gay is funny? not bein mean just wondering

[pilpopper]

what about this has anything to do with being gay?

[FailYouDo]

lol@ending

[MarcLovesEmo]

....=D

[Thiren111]

bye bye

[RmonSP]

yeah....CAAALL ME BAAAAAAAHAAAAAAACK

[everblight13]

are you and chris still friends? lol

[Thiren111]

HAHAHA

[bummercucumber]

I'm wondering the same thing.

[paulDIAT]

Oh yes, I will do this!

[jennyyy93]

ahahahahahha

sooo funny!

[carrieluvv]

so cable guy ; ) i like it

[maymouse13]

I fell bad now cuz i do that kinda not every 10 seconds but i dont think my friend cares cuz were rely close and he a rely bussy person. lol

[Clewy08]

UR FREIKIN AWESOMEEEE

[Shploopity]

Why Don't You Pick Up Your Phone?!

Brilliance

[McFlonoMcFlooniloon]

my friends used to be like that ...

till i left my Country

[RoCkMoM22]

LOL

[Mierda142]

I ALSO FIND THAT HILARIOUS

[mrbeefy88]

I LOVE CAPS LOCK

[treytrey3]

CAPS LOCK MAKES MY DICK BIGGER

[Synnek1]

@treytrey3 MAKES MY BALLS HARD AS STEEL! LOL! >;-)

[BobTheAlmightyRabbit]

Yoda, I am.

[lyprov]

I love how you actually left messages for someone. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Ohh, Danny. You tickle me where only my Uncle Larry used to tickle me before he got hauled off to jail. ^_^

[PanzyPrince]

@lyprov By far the best comment ever posted on Youtube.

[VictorianStraightUp]

Cable Guy

[turkeychick5]

i dated a guy like that lmao

[straub11]

hahaha i leave horrible messages..

[PandyFackler7]

cableguy rippoff?

[JawSeven]

im going to call my friend continually and use this...

[Thoma2012]

ur freakin hilarious! keep making funny videos! ya!

[hekknoXtekkno]

can we just get married already?

[sadrans444]

did you really leave those voicemails?

[urbanburglary]

COMB-OVER!

[whitefloweret]

I love this video so much....ahh I mean ...I always say I love you to videos. haha. I really used to be sooo like how you were on the voicemail haha. :P You're awesome.

[Cherylsaynhi]

Hmmmm... Looks *AND* humor?! Very rare, indeed! I like the short blip of you covering your mouth like "OMG" after you said, "I love you." That's the funniest thing ever!

[laslow8]

"I wonder if Chris and I will be friends tomorrow" ROFLMAO!!!

[leotardsandbikerboot]

I have to wonder how Danny knows so much about deuch

[k0j03]

this guy is epic. on a mad level.

[theonly1V]

lmao... great editing :)

fucking comedic genius, dude :D

[Gooooglle]

danny has an iphone :o lol dose anybody know if there any good or not??

[kobewars87]

they are awesome... thats all you have to know. If you want to get one, get it, you wont regret it.

[Gooooglle]

Thanks we brought one the other day just waitin for it to get here :D

[baolinh111]

iphone is for people have little knowledge about technology, since u ask this question, i would say its good because if ur a technology nerd, u wouldn't ask this question. So to sum it up, there are way better stuff than the Iphone in term of functionality and quality

[tara8686]

one of your best lol

[ztolk]

I think I love you.

[briandbz23]

someones been watching "The Cable Guy"

[jacksmith109]

wen he says just cay me he looks like a video game

[magickcatmojo]

you makes us laugh we bakes you cookie

[ihearttinytim]

Whydontyou...PICKUPYERPHONE!!!­!!  lmao

[evilinterpol]

thats just to awesome!

[xpo147]

HAHAHA! Great prank! ...and it almost april.. muhahaha.... >:D

[CuteChickOnWheels]

lol I do make conversation with voice mails! I don't stalk people though lol.

[ldsqtbea]

LMAO ... i know people like that lol

[HollisterBabii]

Hahaha if you actually were talking to him on the phone when you were making this, well that'd be hilarious!

You're fantastic anyways! A comic genius !

:D

[pulikula]

is he using an ipod as a phone?

[ve7tfd]

No, he is using an iPhone from Apple.

I have one also, they are awesome phones!

Cheers!

[hiiamlindz]

This kinda reminds me of Duckie from Pretty in Pink...I love it!

[Tinkerbelljln]

Am I the only one who's curious as to what Chris's reaction was?

Love this video!

[TheMegaBit]

Wow... thanks Danny. Now I know why my friendships never last after the first time they don't pick up when I call.

[nbromo]

its not u its me that craks me up haha

[mumpty]

No - I don't Chris will return your calls but put your analyst on danger money!

[znzprod]

I love this video. Well not really love like you know... Just had the phone to my ear and my brain just sort of took over. why haven't you called me? I need you to call me. I'm getting kind of worried.

[Codexx]

Oh come on!

I love this video. I love yo-uhhh...Well not really love, like, you know... Just had my fingers to the keyboard and my brain just sort of took over. why haven't you REPLIED?! I need you to reply to me. I'm getting kind of worried...

That's how you parody!

[alienstunt]

hahahaha

definitely one of your better videos.

love the ending.

[AcesSnake]

OMG.............look at 0:45

[Mudkipboy123]

What?

[AcesSnake]

When he holds his mouth and his eyes are wide open because he said that he loved him.

[Mudkipboy123]

O... I thought there was some random picture there because the tape was cut at 0:45.

[orangechlorophyll]

your not calling speaks volume!

mmmm these videos are absolutely lovely....wel, not like, lovely, like....friendly, like, i like them not love, but like, friend......

[smileyface19300]

Douche tarddsss :)

So i keep on watching all your videos.. wondering if they can get ANY more awesomer.

And they do o.0

[Mygo666]

I believe you truly called your friend but it would have been godlike if you recorded what he said back to you after hearing all that ^^

[Anselcarr]

He got an iPhone...

And good video!

[bigheadknc5]

your not calling speaks volumes!!! I love this!

Cable Guy MUCH! YOU ARE (like I always say) AWESOME! LOVES!

[samuriastar45]

lol this is like the chris crocker from myspace lol

[CloudCastChris]

OMG!!!

MY NAME IS CHRIS

SOMEBODY LEFT ME THAT EXACT SAME MESSAGE ABOUT A YEAR AGO

yes i used all caps

"hey, ya I just wanted wanted you to give me a call back, so okay, ahh, I love youuu bye"

it wasn't exact but still, u know

turned out it was this girl who lived half way across the country, that i haven't seen in about a year

[mgcgizmo]

the ending is AWSOME:D

[j00mama334]

If this is not funny to you theres some steps. step #1 grab some gasoline and a large bucket. step #2 put a alittle gas in the bucket and light it on fire. step #3 pore lots of water on the burning gas and role in it :)

[jowina12152]

00:45 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[xboxman79]

i wonder if chris and i will be friend tomorrow :D

lol

[JackBcomedy2]

i watched this 23 times!!!! dude u da bomd

[SubtitlesXx]

I think this is your best one yet. I love how you ended it!

[question7000]

are u gay are u indian??

[bscarlette]

Do you know how many times I watch this? cant remember :)))

[Nikkopat]

hahahahhahaha, " I wonder if chris and i will be friends tomorrow " xD

[JerseyGirl9768]

now i said danny that u kind of acted likie jim carrey....but omg...u look so much like his brother....

[mattisthegodofwar]

YOU HAS IPHONE

did you hacks it?

trust me its worth iit

[DFeuersturm]

This is really funny. I've seen so many shows on TV and comedy central that have nothing on this.

[worldsavy]

FEATURE THIS GUY!!! I totally agree

[mcp893]

what a jerk how can he call you back

terrible

[epirawr]

You should be featured.

[timeholder]

The moment at 45secs is too damn funny lmfao

[Sohbin]

I know!! I played that part over like 8 times, I laughed so hard!

[19jordana]

your not calling speaks volumes!!

lol. love it.

[69adrummer]

You seem to have an unhealthy knowledge of all things "douche"........ funny....but a bit creepy!! lol

[brt5470]

Oh my god that was so funny.

[112rhavin3581321]

i wish i had ONE friend like you , bit of craziness goes down well

[VideoGameMaster003]

i luv his face on part 2:22 when he says 'just call me'

[1hotshordi]

00:32-00:36

LMFAO!! i just replay that part over and over and over and over and over again. hahha it cracks me up!

[BillyHackle]

Lmfao, same! Haha

[xelf92x]

haha that i love you thing, i have done that before... awkward lol

[TrueFever]

I love you!! LMAO You're great.

[electronichipnotic]

douchetards? ahaha. mmm

[TMigra]

you are hilarious! love the vids. keep em coming.

[VioletisSane]

Hahha. how do you know whats at the bottom of a douche?

[88blackandwhite]

haha you remind me of Chris Kattan.

[mike131166]

You're right! The comparison is amazing!

[radiicalx3]

he does remind me of kattan. and he reminds me of jim carrey too. x)

[toowuvable]

310 Santa Monica!

[KellyRoxxanna]

my absolute fave video danny <3

[fifreek]

rofl you fucking kill me man

[dreamingofhersmile]

LOL

[lemonbop]

dude you NEED to be featured. like soon. these videos are amazingly funny. hah. =D

[neavester]

hahaha this was awesome

[SmileySmartie]

dude u remind me of chris kattan- the one who used to be on saturday night live!

[SirChadwic]

Dude.......... That is some funny shit! You're freakin' nuts! sxephil turned me on to you. Well, he didnt "turn me on" or nothing gay like that. I'm not gay at all. Ok, that one time we were all drunk and it was a dare!! Anyway, you're funny. And I dont mean that in a gay way! Ok, I'll stop now! :)

[rogothepyro]

nice iphone